#fr i dont deserve you

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[triona-tribblescore]

@onionninjasstuff DTIYS

AYYY!!! CONGRATS ON 3K! :D

the amount I love these evil silly goobers is not normal. they are so devious I just wanna give them all the illegal weaponry they should not have but deserve.

[himbionn]

We can all thank tumblr and my partner for getting my ass back on these two Jesus christ.

(Alt version w/ no glasses Matt and other stuff below the cut 💪)

Silly doodles and art which are old as fuck but I needed to put somewhere cause they're silly and I think people would enjoy them lololol

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

[semisolidmind]

Random robber just trying to rob and then the last thing they see is this 8ft bright orange dog standing menacingly behind them 😭

“Why do I hear boss music?”/j

fr i imagine that anybody trying to rob y/n's house is in for an incredibly rude awakening

like, the thief goes upstairs, and peering out from the darkness of the two bedrooms are an angry looking 8-foot tall dog, an equally tall pink monster with a mouth full of sharp teeth, and a creepy little doll with unsettlingly human eyes. all staring at the intruder with blank, murderous eyes, silent so as not to wake up the one welcome human in their midst.

the way that burglar would take several slow, shaky steps back down those stairs. they'd turn and run, but even if they got out the door they still wouldn't be fast enough to escape an angry guard dog.

dogday would make quick work of them.

they can figure out how to get rid of the thiefs car in the morning.

[niinnyu]

Among other training of course.

[anonymocha]

finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does

[mariemariemaria]

you have to go to uni otherwise your life will go nowhere why would you go to uni these days the trades are dying we need more people in the trades no no we don't want more women in the trades we need more doctors nurses teachers so you have to get a degree or multiple degrees why are you complaining about debt you chose to do this you have to get at LEAST a masters degree because bachelors are basically useless they're handing degrees out like sweets these days you shouldn't go to uni if you can't afford it you have to get good grades at a level to get anywhere wait you don't want to go to uni? then what the fuck do you expect from life? student loans are fine they're not like other debt the highest student loan debt is £230,000 you'll be repaying it for your whole life there are so many useless degrees they need to get rid of them STEM is the way to go why is art and literature and music so bad these days the top earners at unis are on six figure salaries your student loan interest will go up year on year and btw we are really looking for someone with a higher level of education for this entry level position

[sunn-mechanic]

[ID in alt]

Have some Gaster doodles :)

[gladiatorcunt]

han solo wants what atton rand has

[tysonfurybattlepass]

lancer hot take GO

1. CRIMINALLY underrated as a key player in the narrative. so often in fan content, he’s relegated to comic relief when in reality his character arc is the fucking CO-FOCAL POINT of ch1 (alongside susie’s)

but where susie learns that opposition isn’t always the answer, and it can lead to her hurting people she loves, lancer learns that the authority figure in his life isn’t omnipotent and perfect and he can stand up for what he knows is just. he can question the adult in his life he can BE HIS OWN PERSON and he doesn’t have to feel like he’s not good enough. fuck. not personal or anything prommy (lying)

2. i think he should be allowed to KILL. queen will livestream it. shit would be funny as fuck

[bisexuallsokka]

'divorced zukka is toxic' 'divorced zukka is unnecessary angst' you fundamentally misunderstand the entire concept i cant help you <3

[chevs-and-spiders]

cover for my mermaid comic :)

[akimojo]

every time i see people shit on ffxiii in 2023 i just

PLEASE replay the fucking game and look at how well it aged i am BEGGING

[miquella-everywhere]

Like I find it genuinely incredible/fucked up that thanks to all the bullshit Fromsoft has done with the dlc's Miq lore how it bleeds into Malenia's own character and makes her actions and motives... questionable. There was already so much vitriol towards Mal before the dlc and now it's infinitely worse.

And this is absolutely insane to me because like

MALENIA IS LITERALLY THE ELDEN RING POSTER WOMAN

THEY GAVE HER A COLLECTORS EDITION FIGURINE!

THEY GAVE HER A LIFE SIZED STATUE!

THEY GAVE HER A HELMET!

THEY GAVE HER A FREAKING LIFESIZED PROSTHETIC A R M!!!!

and yet they still shit on her lore this fucking much......

[apostate00]

Ancom, silly