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writeforfandoms · 1 year ago

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Superhero

For Gazfest, hosted by the amazing @glitterypirateduck

Prompts: Roommate and "Stay still."

You're thrilled to find your roommate came home sooner than expected, but something is weighing on him.

Warnings: Swearing, yearning, Feels, idiots in love.

Word count: 2.3k

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x f!reader

You almost didn't notice the boots by the front door, except you accidentally kicked one of them. You swore softly and then grinned. Boots meant Kyle was back.

"Kyle?" You called into the apartment, leaving your own shoes haphazardly dropped next to his boots. You didn't hear a response, so you paused in the hallway between your two rooms.

You couldn't hear anything coming from his bedroom. Maybe he was taking a nap. Or out.

Huffing at your disappointment, you opened the door to your room, intending to get into more comfortable clothes to do some baking. Honestly. You weren't some school girl with a crush.

You were an adult with a crush.

But really, who could blame you? Kyle was as close to perfect as anyone could get - brave, funny, witty, snarky at times. A great guy, really. Anyone would be lucky to have him.

You walked into the kitchen, humming to yourself as you started pulling out ingredients for baking. You should probably make real food too at some point, but that was a later problem.

You were just mixing the sugar and butter when you heard footsteps, and turned to watch Gaz settle heavily into one of the two chairs at the tiny table. Your heart sank - he looked awful. Tired. Hurt.

"Hi," you murmured, holding on to your cheer for the moment. "When did you get home?"

"Couple hours ago." He managed a little smile for you, but it didn't reach his eyes. "Was a last minute thing."

You nodded, looking back at the dough. "Have you eaten?"

"You don't have to mother me." There was the faintest hint of irritation to his tone.

You blinked, lips parting in surprise. "Is that what you think I'm doing?" You asked softly, leaving the fork in the bowl to cross over in front of him. You crouched next to him, tipping your head to look up at him.

He didn't answer, the twist of his lips at once stubborn and regretful. But he wouldn't respond further, you knew from experience. Damn stubborn man.

"Kyle." You risked resting one hand on his knee, light, easy to dislodge. "I would do this for any friend, and especially one as important to me as you are." You fought past your embarrassment at being so openly emotional, forcing yourself to hold his gaze. "Okay?"

His shoulders relaxed and he blew out a breath. "Okay," he agreed, his hand landing over yours, holding you in place. "I'm sorry."

"Don't be." You smiled up at him, squeezing his knee gently. "But if you insist, you can make it up to me by helping me eat these cookies."

He laughed, quiet and much more relaxed. "Well, that sounds horrible," he agreed cheerfully. "Might have to twist my arm, love."

Your heart clenched at the easy pet name. He'd been calling you that for months now, and you'd convinced yourself it didn't mean anything. "I know," you agreed, matching his amusement. "That's why it's your punishment."

You stood, and he released you. "Gonna hang out with me while I finish these up?"

"'Course," he agreed quickly, watching as you got back to the cookie dough. Fortunately it was no worse the wear for having been temporarily abandoned.

This was easier. You caught him up on everything he'd missed while you finished up the cookie dough. (Your next door neighbors were gone now after a screaming match loud enough the entire floor heard, work was fine but boring, you'd received a wedding invitation for an old friend.) You even tossed him a few chocolate chips just to watch his eyes crinkle as he caught them.

He didn't tell you where he'd been. He never did. Safer for everyone, he'd told you. (You also had the feeling he wasn't allowed to tell you.) But he did update you on the latest of Soap's shenanigans, and the pranks he'd pulled off.

By the time he'd caught you up on hiding all of Price's cigars, leaving you in stitches, the oven was beeping at you that the cookies were done. You pulled them out and immediately brandished the spatula at Kyle.

"Don't even think about it," you warned him. "Five minutes."

"Would I do such a thing, love?" Kyle held his hands up in surrender, but you knew better. You narrowed your eyes at him.

"Yes."

He paused and then shrugged, apparently deciding against trying to defend himself.

"You thinking of going to the wedding?" He asked instead, leaning back in his chair, apparently to show you he wasn't planning mischief.

"Dunno yet. I need to check on some things first." You bit your lip, tapping your fingers against the counter.

"Keep me updated, yeah?" He stretched one leg out to nudge your ankle.

"I will, I will." You rolled your eyes and started plating up cookies. "How long are you home?"

"Three weeks." He shrugged. "Plenty of time."

"Excellent." You set the cookies in front of him and sat across from him, letting him take a cookie and watching eagerly for his first bite.

He groaned softly in appreciation, eyes closing. "Still the best damn cookies," he mumbled through a mouthful of cookie.

"Flatterer." You smiled, taking a cookie and biting into it. Still warm from the oven. Yum.

The rest of the evening passed in warmth and laughter and too many cookies. You both migrated to the couch eventually as rain pattered against the windows, turning on something mindless for background noise.

When Kyle pulled you closer, you didn't object. When you threw your legs over his lap, he didn't object. When he offered a blanket, you made sure you both cuddled up under it together.

You woke up to your alarm going off, warm and still wrapped up in the blanket and Kyle on the couch. He groaned softly, head lifting as he blinked blearily.

"Shit, I'm sorry." You tugged at the blanket, hot and embarrassed and far too comfortable.

"Don't be," he muttered, voice rough with sleep still. The sound made you even warmer, aching just a little. "Need to go?"

"Work," you agreed with a little smile, still embarrassed.

"Mmkay." He squeezed you gently before helping remove the blanket. You hissed at the cold air on your skin, and he immediately grabbed you again.

"I wish I didn't have to go." You let the admission fall softly between you two, one hand curling around his arm.

"You've got tomorrow off, yeah?" He rested his forehead against your temple.

"All weekend, yeah."

"Then we'll make a day of it. Anything you wanna do."

"Okay." You drew in a deep breath. "Okay." You leaned harder into him for a moment. This was just riding the edge of too much, so tempting and so close.

But you forced yourself to pull away before you could do something foolish, like kiss him.

Work absolutely dragged, partially because Fridays were always slow, and partially because you were eager to get back home.

Especially because he'd texted you after lunch telling you not to worry about dinner.

Silly, beautiful man. Probably trying to spoil you. Again.

Finally, you shut off your computer for the weekend and headed home, not quite bouncing but close.

Really, nobody could blame you for being so excited to see Kyle. Even though you had three whole weeks (maybe) to enjoy time with him.

The trip home was both faster and longer than normal - longer because you had something to look forward to, shorter because you were so distracted you didn't notice the passage of time as acutely.

"I'm home," you called as you opened the door, looking around for any kind of hint as to what he had planned for the two of you. Your shoes went next to his, more neatly this time.

"How was work?" He didn't emerge from his room, calling to you. Temptation was too strong to resist, his voice the only siren song you cared for.

"Fine," you answered, padding back towards the bedrooms. You paused in the hallway, looking on his open door to find him in slacks and a button down. His back was to you, giving you a chance to unabashedly stare at the breadth of his shoulders, the obvious strength there. You swallowed hard. "What's the occasion?"

"I'm taking you out." He half-turned to look at you, gaze warm. "If that's alright?"

Your heart thrummed in your chest, pulling towards him. "Of course," you agreed quickly. "Where are we going?"

"It's a surprise." He winked at you.

You laughed, as you knew you were supposed to, and retreated to your room to change into something to match him. You just had to trust that he wouldn't lead you astray.

(What a joke. Like you didn't already trust him with every bit of you.)

Finally ready, you stepped out of your room. Kyle's eyes went wide from his spot on the couch, and his lips parted, just a little. His Adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed, getting to his feet.

"You look… great," he murmured, stepping closer to you. "Gonna tempt me into taking you out all the time."

You ducked your head a bit, smiling, pleased. "I'll keep that in mind," you murmured, stopping in front of him.

Kyle held out a hand to you. "Ready?"

"Ready," you agreed, smiling. Your hand fit into his, his skin warm and a little rough against yours.

The trip was easy, Kyle staying close to you. The restaurant was one you'd normally never go to, nice and more expensive than you'd go for. But Kyle tugged gently at your linked hands before you could protest, leveling those big brown eyes at you like the most effective weapon. You caved without a word, letting him lead you inside.

The host showed you straight back to a table for two by a window. Kyle even helped you into your seat.

The two of you chatted easily through ordering drinks and food. (You winced a little at the prices but didn't say anything. Kyle still gave you a smile and quietly encouraged you to order whatever you wanted.)

"Can I ask what prompted all this?" You leaned forward towards him, watching him carefully. Not only because it was so good to be able to see him after a few months of only the occasional picture, but also because you could usually read his expressions.

He paused, chewing his lip, not meeting your gaze. "This last mission…" He paused there, momentarily struggling for words. "It ended okay, but… it was close. Too close."

You slid one hand across the table, palm up, in silent offering. He squeezed your hand with a little smile.

"Cap pushed me, actually," he continued, a little softer now. "Told me to stop waffling about you."

"About me?" You blinked, caught off guard. "You talk to them about me?"

"So much that Soap tells me to shut up," Kyle admitted with a little laugh.

You smiled. "So, Price nudged you into this?" You prompted gently.

"Sort of. More like he gave me the little push I needed." Kyle drew in a deep breath, holding your gaze across the table. "Been wanting to take you out for ages."

"We go out," you tested. Carefully. This was delicate territory, you needed to proceed with caution.

"Not like this." He bit his lip again before squeezing your hand. "Not like a date."

Your breath caught in your chest, eyes going wide. "...A date?" You couldn't keep the hopeful note out of your voice if you tried.

"Yeah." Kyle watched you every bit as carefully as you watched him.

"I suppose now is a good time to admit I've wanted to ask you on a date for months?" You smiled hopefully, squeezing his hand.

It was his turn to pause, eyes wide. Then he snorted, ducking his head briefly to hide his grin. "What a pair we are, huh?"

You laughed quietly, letting go of his hand only so the waiter could put your plates down. "Remind me to buy your captain something nice for nudging you here."

Kyle grinned, bright and happy and playful. "Solid plan, he'll appreciate you more than he already does."

You beamed at him. "You really talk about me to them?"

He nodded, a little abashed. "At least as much as I talk to you about them."

"That's adorable, Kyle." You grinned at him.

He huffed but smiled, apparently too happy to be embarrassed. Not that you could blame him - you felt much the same way.

The two of you ended up playing footsie under the table all through dinner, playfully tapping each other's ankles and trapping feet. Your heart couldn't stop fluttering.

Kyle insisted on paying, and held your hand all the way home.

"Any other plans I should know about?" You asked, even as you unlocked the front door.

"Nah." Kyle grinned, right on your heels as you walked in. "Figured I'd leave that up to you."

"I've got an idea where we can start," you murmured, turning to face him. "Stay still." Before he could ask, you reached up to cup his face in your hands, taking a moment to just look. He really was beautiful.

And then you kissed him. It was everything you'd ever hoped and more.

"Excellent idea," Kyle murmured when you finally pulled back, both of you a little out of breath. "I think we should do that more."

"I agree." You pulled him back in to kiss him again. Hopefully you'd do a lot of that this weekend.

#gazfest #kyle gaz garrick x reader #f!reader

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konigsblog · 1 year ago

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bestie i need you to expand on that retired kidnapper!dadbod!konig idea RIGHT NOW (or whenever is convenient to you)‼️💥

how stalker!könig → kidnapper!könig → kidnapper!dadbod!könig... of course, i have to !!! ☀️

at first, he was just fascinated by you. how you wore your hair, those pretty sundresses that barely cover your pretty, tight ass. or how his eyes always manage to flicker between your eyes to your soft tits, accidentally making you uncomfortable by being eerily silent, a creep.

he'd been watching you for months, nearly a year. and throughout that year, he'd been planning how he'd take you, how he'd capture his sweetheart, his engel to take home. from innocently stealing your panties — what? what else is he going to use to get off? — to watching you shower, your naked body covered in foamy soap and his calloused hand wrapped around his girth, fisting his cock erratically and frantically while panting and breathing heavily.

the smell of your panties just wasn't enough, he wanted to smell your hair, your flowery scent. you have no idea how often he fantasied about you chained to the bed, legs spread wide open, slotting himself behind you and huffing at your hair while caressing your soft body all over :( he's a pervert, what do you expect from him? he wanted to finger you till you were crying his name with fearful eyes, so depraved for you, couldn't help but drool all over you after making out with you sloppily. his hand forcing your lips against his.

you're so sweet, let him repay you back with some fresh cookies he'd made — a secret ingredient to have you passed out. sneaking inside the house and taking you into the boot of his car with ropes and tape around your limps and over your mouth. fortunately for him, the neighborhood you stay is horrible, they don't care for one another and they rarely have their blinds open or any security cameras near.

you looked so perfect when he came back to check on you; glossy eyes and your face stained with tears. he smiled at you crookedly, giggling slighty and running his fingertips along your temples. hushing you and bringing a cloth towards your nose — smelling... oddly medical. “du wirst in kürzester zeit in meinen armen sicher sein, meine kleine prinzessin...” he smiled, kissing your forehead and driving to his house located far from nearby society.

he cradles you in his arms for the first hour before bringing you downstairs to your temporary home, till he had enough trust in you. a single, small bed just fitting one person, deciding he'd join you anyway and squeeze himself behind you, huffing at your hair and untying you. you were so stubborn, and he was scarily nonchalant.. till you swiped and slapped him, his face contorting into rage, attempting to hold himself back. he was so upset his engel would do something like that, leaving you alone tonight.

everyday he would sneak photos of you and stick them into a notebook, some writing beneath it on how you'd been doing, how obedient you had been. you never saw him take them, only when he ordered you to bend over in sex positions so he could get off to them. everyday, you'd come upstairs, only for 3 hours before shoved back downstairs and tied to the wall. he hated you being down there, he'd be with you at all times, even when you screamed and cried for him to fuck off, he'd hold you calmly and sing to you.

usually he'd read to you, play a board game and talk to you about his obsession; you, of course. overtime, stockholm syndrome formed and bloomed, becoming obedient and his girlfriend, in love with him and craving his attention. your first day out the basement, he finally fucked you, making sure to record your moment together to watch back. he'd buy you a replica of his dick and tell you to use it to prepare for him, becoming his sweet doll who giggled whenever she saw him. you cuddled him at night, even woke him up at nighttime with tears in your eyes, begging to be held.

he'd retired from the military sometime, and overtime, when he was deployed and still in the military, you'd cook. a hobby, something you were good at. he'd ate two portions of what you'd given him, sometimes giving you more because he worried you were too small for him. he'd gained weight, a gut and a dadbods, drinking beer with you and giggling whenever you struggled to drink it because of how bitter it was.

insecure of his new bod, he covered up. till he woke up to horny you, wanting to rub your pussy against his happytrail to get off, gripping his extra fat and cumming so hard at the thought of him :( probably smoking weed with you and getting off at your pretty, stupid face. jerking off while you whined and mewled for his attention and comfort!! he can't help himself, you know that... :(

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unhingedpolycule · 1 year ago

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Soap's and Ghost's first date, ordering Chinese take out.

Soap: Haha, my fortune cookie says "Your luck will not run out any time soon"! :)

Ghost, reading his fortune cookie and then continues to fold it and tuck it into his jeans pocket carefully: Mine is private.

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap: how is- how! It's a fortune cookie!

Years later, König and Soap ordered Chinese and Soap snatched up the fortune cookies before König can take one

Soap: Will you tell me what is in there?

König, confused: Why wouldn't I?

Soap, clearly worked up: 4 years ago Simon said that his one was too private. He still hasn’t told me! It is driving me nuts!

Ghost later confides in König that he can't even remember what the cookie said and by now he is just taking the piss

~Moss

#my mother did that #call of duty #ghost cod #ghostsoap #soapghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap cod #ghost soap #incorrect cod quotes #cod könig #ghostsoapkönig

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with-love-from-hell · 2 years ago

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Head-Empty Headcanons

Things they say, think, and do that prove they are a bit air-headed.

Genre: Headcanons, Comedy

Characters featured: All Obey Me! Characters (yes, even the new ones!)

Whenever Mc is mentioned its unrelated to their gender!

CW: swearing!

A/N: The brain rot is real this morning, and I haven’t done anything super silly in awhile, so here!

Belphegor

The weirdest shit always comes out of his mouth when he’s half awake.

Will ask the most ridiculous questions when he’s in between naps or when he’s just woken up because his brain is on autopilot, like along the lines of “Do you think pigeons have feelings?”

Does not look when he crosses the street.

Will literally ask what you said after being annoyed that you asked if he was listening.

Has drank water while laying down and choked himself.

Beelzebub

3 balls bopping around his head at all times are Food, Workout, and MC like a game of Pong

Blinks one eye at a time. It’s subtle but he totally does it.

Has eaten the fortune out of a fortune cookie because he thought that was part of the process of making the fortune come true.

When told by MC he had to rinse rice before cooking it he asked if he needed to use soap.

Has eaten whole, raw, potatoes because he thought it would give him protein like eating raw eggs would.

Asmodeus

He’s pretty; he doesn’t have to be smart.

Once stared frustratingly in the mirror for 15 minutes trying to figure out why the phrase written on his shirt was backwards.

The first time he dyed his hair, he got mad that it didn’t grow the same color out of his scalp.

Forgets that he owns something and will by numerous duplicates.

1000% has fallen for MLM scams

Satan

No thought only cat.

You need to watch him like a toddler if you take him to the zoo. He will try to jump into every big cat enclosure.

Has started fires in his room multiple times because he put candles on top of his books (Seriously dude your room is a fire hazard) but is still clueless as to how it happened.

The first time he saw a racoon he thought it was a rare breed of cat and tried to snuggle it.

Leviathan

Somebody take his screens away.

Has 100% tried to “Back Space” words when writing physically with pen and paper.

More than once has screamed at a game system for not working when he had just not realized that it was unplugged.

Has definitely run into walls after sitting 2 feet away from his giant TV like a 3 year old.

Has completely ignored and walked away from people because he is too busy creating a theme music for himself as he’s doing something that he perceives as cool.

Mammon

I think I could never run of ideas for how airheaded this man is, but I’ll go for the abstract ones since there are many that are obvious.

One of those dudes who thinks pee comes out of the vagina.

Definitely goes down existential rabbit holes because of questions like “Is cereal a soup” or “is a hotdog a sandwich”

Will literally believe anything you tell him if you say it with enough sincerity- even if it’s the most ridiculous thing you could think of.

100% believes that horror movies like Friday the 13th are based on true events and is convinced that most humans die by serial killers

Lucifer

This man has absolutely done the dumbest shit when he is sleep deprived.

Will lose things that he is holding in his hands as he’s using them- often it’s his pen or his phone.

has drank scalding hot coffee because he forgot it was too hot to drink.

Leaves things in the oven and microwave all the time. Usually Beel finds it and eats it, and he’s none the wiser.

Talks to himself all the time, usually giving reminders to do things or a grocery list, but also will just narrate things.

Literally a Golden Retriever.

Diavolo

Holds up his his fingers in an L shape to determine right from left- which never works because he forgets which way an L is supposed to go.

Will believe pretty much anything you tell him about the human world if you say it with enough conviction.

Constantly doing the most ridiculous things without thinking of the consequences- often times leaving Lucifer or Barbatos to clean up his mess.

Constantly bothers Mc, Lucifer, and Barbatos when they’re busy- even after just being scolded for being a distraction- because he forgets that they’re doing something and wanted to show them something cool

Barbatos

He’s probably the least ditzy, but even he has his moments.

Walks into the kitchen and forgets why he was going in there. All the time.

Accidentally goes through all of the Little D’s names before getting the right one- even if he had JUST done the same thing for a different little D

Will step out the door to go somewhere with Lord Diavolo and immediately wonder if he left the Stove on. He will go check, and still wonder if it’s on 5 hours later.

Mephistopheles

Simp! Simp alert!

Will do anything you tell him if you said “Well, I guess I could go ask Lucifer to do it...” even if its embarrassing or flat-out dangerous lol

Diavolo occupies his brain at all times so he’s often distracted by intense pining for their “friendship” that was totally not a one-way crush. (go listen to “When Somebody Loved Me” from Toy Story 2 lol)

One of those “Um AcTUaLly” bros who is always wrong about the thing they’re correcting you on to an absurd degree.

Somebody go teach grandpa how to use a computer.

Simeon

Has definitely given his computer a virus by clicking a popup ad, and also fell for the “Nigerian Prince” emails

“Do you think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?”

No seriously he will see some wild conspiracy on Devilgram or Devilbook and be convinced it is real. Lord help him.

Definitely thinks Boomer memes are funny. Send him a minion, he will laugh his ass off.

Raphael

Elevator music playing in his brain at all times.

Immediately choses violence as an option every time no matter the circumstances and this is quite literally CANON.

Is always the last to know some secret that isn’t really a secret and is really obvious.

Will test the sharpness of his spears by jamming them into the ground, and then get mad when he cant yank them back up.

Luke

Just a poor child trying his best. Someone teach him.

Probably didn’t know what a chihuahua was when someone first compared him to one but was too embarrassed to admit he didn’t know so he just like. Went with it. Until he found out they are a tiny yippy dog- then he got angy.

Absolutely believes that babies come from the Stork.

Thought the “PG” movie rating meant “Pretty Good.”

Solomon

His cooking cant be that bad...can it?

Will throw quite literally anything into a pot when cooking, even if it doesn’t make sense to do so, because he likes to “experiment”

The first time he sees a fidget spinner he loses his fucking mind. “What is this? It’s spinning! I am in pure bliss!”

Has definitely blown up a classroom at RAD because he snuck in a potion to test out and accidentally dropped it.

Has definitely said some really outdated cringy slang. “Tubular!” “Oh man, so grody!”

Thirteen

Conspiracy theorist- for sure.

Didn’t believe that Belphie and Beel were twins because they didn’t look alike (she did not know fraternal twins were a thing).

Is convinced that Solomon is an alien.

Mispronounces words all the time because she rarely talks to others until the exchange program and primarily sees things written (e.g. Fragile as “Fra-gee-lay” and Bologna as “Bow-log-nah”)

Does not test her traps before using them, and gets mad when they don’t work.

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lunarw0rks · 1 year ago

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this is soap. he comes up the most impossible, mind boggling ‘what would YOU do’ scenarios ever. like sir, you are NOT john quinones.

imagine trying out this new restaurant that opened up in the area, you’re with the boys and laswell. gaz says something about the food tasting really good and here comes soapy oapy with his batshit crazy fortune cookie of the day—‘right, but what if the chefs actually spat in our food before giving it to the sever?’

soap is the kid that spent the entire period wondering who would die if the ceiling fan fell (same)

and now. you're friends and coworkers with him. so by rights, you're forced to endure his silly scenarios that keep you up at night when you think about them later-

"yeah but what if a grizzly bear came in, love? don't look at me like that! do ye think i wouldn't let you hide behind me??"

but you're in the UK, so why the fuck was he thinking of grizzlies?? don't waste your time trying to figure him out... it's pointless.

#LIKE BRO PLEASE #FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY FUCK #soap mactavish headcanons #soap mactavish #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap call of duty #task force 141 #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 fanfic #task force 141 x reader #tf 141 x reader

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andreas-river · 1 year ago

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🐝 here again! I loved the Soap one you did!! It scratched all the right spots in my brain and I giggled like a schoolgirl while reading it.

Now for something more serious >:)

Picture this *holds up fingers to create a frame*

Ghost is romantically involved with someone who works in technology or whatever. Like she’s not used to physical combat in the slightest. Somehow, a bio agent got into her office and he has to watch her slowly deteriorate and possibly die from this manufactured illness.

Ofc she survives because she’s a tough cookie and he’s just so relieved that she’s okay.

(Reader could be gn but some spicy things in the end would be cool. Your smut is so well written 💜$

Lighthouse [Simon "Ghost" Riley X F!Reader]

TW: character death but not really, mention and description of sex, mention of violence, bio agents and medical inaccuracies, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff.

A/N: hello 🐝! I'm really, really sorry it took me so long to write this. Sometimes I struggle with myself and my mental health, and I literally start malfunctioning. Anyway, I hope I met your expectations on this one!

You were working like every other day, the humming sound of the machines and the bright screens of the computers felt almost like a second home to you. Your first home? It wasn't a building, nor an apartment: it was a man, his name Ghost – Simon, for you. But it was complicated, to say at least. It took months to go over all those walls he put around himself, to protect that one side of him, the real side of himself, and often just climbing them resulted in other walls even higher than the previous ones. But you kept going persistently, and often Ghost could not understand why you cared so much about him, how you had all that strength to destroy his walls in such a short time, since he had taken years to build that armor that he now wears every moment, never taking it off.

And at the end, Simon felt it. You became his lighthouse, for a sailor lost in the middle of the ocean, at the mercy of the waves of his nightmares that haunted him during the cold nights. But now, it wasn't night and he wasn't asleep. It wasn't his job to understand how it happened, but he felt something between anger and sorrow coursing through his veins when he found you laying on a bed in the medical wing, alone, fighting something that weren't bullets or knives.

He felt anger because he couldn't do anything to help you.

He felt sorrow because he couldn't protect you.

Some medications were being pumped inside your veins – he counted at least three of them, but when his eyes landed on yours, the world around him stopped, he couldn't breathe anymore, but then he heard your voice, tired and strained from the fatigue. "Those packages," a cough stops you for a moment, and it takes you some seconds to stop it. "Something was inside them. I didn't know.."

He raises his hands, stopping you as he closes the distance between you and him, sitting on the edge of the bed. He didn't bother to explain that everything was being taken care of, and that those packages were already being tracked down.

He holds your hand, noticing how it felt against his callous fingers: the outline of your bones was more evident through the thin skin, as your grip was not as firm as it once was. But he still felt it, he still remembered how much stronger you were, how your hands held his broad shoulders as he sank inside you less than a week ago, hiding in the woman's showers – that were fortunately empty at midnight. He still felt your legs around his waist, and how much they were shaking at the end as you held onto him for dear life, gripping him with so much strength that he felt like he was fainting while still being buried deep inside you.

But for now, as he stares at your weakening form, he just wants you to be alive, to feel you alive, laying at your side and holding you between his arms.

As days turned into weeks, Simon remained at your side day and night, never leaving you alone for a second. He couldn't do anything else except witnessing how your body deteriorates and grows weaker and sicker, the internal war you were facing even more monstrous than the countless battles he faced on the battlefield.

He couldn't sleep anymore at the thought of you laying there, it was driving him mad, and watching helplessly through all of that didn't help at all.

When he walk back to your room after a debriefing – after Price repeated to him that leaving your room for an hour would not change the situation, his heart stopped as he saw some nurses running and entering no other than your room, and quickening the pace takes him outside the door, his heart shattering in a million pieces as everyone surrounds your bed, one of them pressing a defibrillator on your chest, the constant beeping from the machine at your side is the only thing he hears.

He breaks down, knees hitting the hard floor at the foot of the bed, a scream echoes inside him – or did he really scream with his voice? He doesn't understand while a nurse tries to move him away, everything is blurred except from your eyes, he just wants to see them open again, at least once, at least forever.

And then it happens – you gasp for air as if you were underwater, eyes wide open and coughing, and he starts to breathe again with you, oxygen coming back in full force.

He doesn't hear anything else, not even the nurses around him saying that you will feel better and that you will heal soon, his legs almost give up when he literally jumps on you, his arms holding you so tight like he fears that you might disappear.

For the first time in weeks you don't feel pain anymore, the ache that lingered inside you was only a distant memory on the back of your mind. You let yourself relax under his body, feeling through the fabric his muscles flexing around you.

"Simon-" your voice came out raw, but he instantly moved to pick some water that you didn't even see.

He's gentle while he holds it for you, removing the bottle from your lips, seeing his gaze lingering one more second before shifting back again at your eyes.

"You will be fine." he whispers, slowly tracing circles on your cheek with his finger. His eyes never wander from you, swearing to himself that whatever it is that almost killed you, he would travel the entire globe to find the person responsible, and make them pay, no matter the cost.

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #call of duty #simon ghost riley cod #cod #ghost call of duty #ghost x reader #ghost x female reader #ghost x f!reader #cod mwii #call of duty mw2 #request #request open #cod mw #simon riley

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macabreblublu · 2 years ago

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Incorrect Ghost/Soap quotes

Was scrolling through my docs and came upon this shitpost I made months ago soooo

Here it is :)

When am I gonna draw more art for them-

Soap: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Ghost: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Soap: Yes.

Ghost: I’d sleep.

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Ghost: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Soap: Did you just make that up?

Ghost: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Soap:

Ghost: A really long fortune cookie.

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Soap: Ghost and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Ghost: We what?

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Soap: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Ghost: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Soap: You look mentally ill.

Ghost: I am. Let’s go.

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Soap: Hey, are you okay?

Ghost: Yeah.

Soap: You don't look okay...

Ghost: Then stop looking.

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Ghost: What happened to your nose?

Soap: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Soap, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Ghost: Editor's note: What the fuck?

………………………………………………………………………….

Ghost: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

You are absolutely free to use these for comic ideas or anything really! No need to tag me for credit ‘cause I literally just got this off of an incorrect quote prompt website :’D but do tag me if you create works based off of this, I would love to see them :0

#blu babbles #call of duty #mw2 incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost mw2 #soap mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish

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serafiel-jacobs · 11 months ago

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The forbidden snack (Fanfic)

One shot 🩷

Pinocchio is wandering around Rosa Isabelle Street when one of the stores catches his eye, it’s a shop dedicated to personal care, and what seems to have him enchanted is a small display of soap bars that seem to have remained untouched in the destruction.

He grabs a pink one, it's small and it has the shape of a star, it almost looks like a cute pastry to him and he can’t help himself, it looks so tasty. So he opens his mouth and eats it.

“Buddy you can’t eat that!” Gemini shouts from his cage.

Pinocchio ignores him and continues to chew on it until he eventually swallows it.

“Why did you do that?! Are you crazy?!” Gemini is shouting at him about how it wasn’t right of him to do so, but Pinocchio doesn’t understand why he is being so dramatic.

—-

Pinocchio starts picking up the habit of eating things he shouldn’t, although he always does it with the same thing, cleaning supplies or products, soap bars are his favorite, he starts drinking shampoo and liquid soap and eventually he gets too adventurous and starts to drink fabric softener and laundry detergent.

He thinks his breath smells pretty because of all the things he eats, and it makes him feel confident.

Gemini has stopped trying to reason with him, but he calls him a maniac each time he has his little treats, fortunately for Pinocchio, there is an an almost endless amount of cleaning supplies inside Hotel Krat. It's like being at a buffet, and since Hotel Krat is very prestigious it has the best of the best, way better than the ones he found in the streets. Pinocchio doesn't know why he didn't think about going to the laundry room downstairs sooner.

Unfortunately for Pinocchio, he gets caught one day by Polendina, who tells Antonia right away.

Antonia is kind and comprehensive, the boy clearly doesn’t see an issue in eating such things, she tells him that he won’t tell his father but that he has to stop his little habit and Pinocchio nods, and she gives him a warm smile, before giving him something he should actually eat, some cookies would be good for him, Antonia spoils him and tells him to be careful.

Pinocchio is a good boy after all.

—

Pinocchio is a damn lunatic.

Polendina keeps catching him eating things he shouldn’t and although he loves his beloved Lady Antonia with all his heart, he doesn’t understand why she simply won’t tell his father.

Each time Polendina catches him, Pinocchio goes to Antonia’s side and gives her puppy eyes, and she just cuddles him and says that Pinocchio is just a little curious about the world around him.

Antonia makes the strangest excuses for Pinocchio's behavior every time he gets caught.

Polendina had to resort to locking the laundry room, but that didn’t stop Pinocchio, that brat broke not only the lock but the entire door with his legion arm so he could get inside.

Pinocchio tries to explain why they all look so tasty and he feels the urge to eat them.

How the dish soap at the Hotel looks just like strawberry jam, how the white detergent looks like milk, and how the small soaps made for each room look just like cute cupcakes. How all of them just look so savory and that is why he has to keep eating them, he can't resist how tasty they look.

That’s when Polendina picks up on a certain word.

They look.

“Pinocchio, pardon me for this question but,”

Polendina has always been calm and polite, even in the strangest of situations and you wouldn’t believe how many entitled people he has had to deal with while working alongside Lady Antonia, so Pinocchio’s strange mannerisms were nothing compared to that, still, he had to ask.

“You keep saying that they look delicious but, do you enjoy the taste?”

Pinocchio stays quiet for a moment.

“Well, I don’t but I like eating them anyways”

That’s it, he is insane, he is a menace to society.

When Polendina goes to check the Laundry Room again, Pinocchio is there, casually drinking a bottle of detergent. He gives a small wave to Polendina and smiles at him.

He tells Antonia about how he caught him again and obviously, she doesn’t scold him or tattle to his father, no, she cuddles and spoils him.

When Pinocchio leaves to continue his quest, Polendina gives Antonia a look.

“Oh, don’t tell me you are jealous of all the attention I’m giving him”

Polendina looks away, if he could blush, he would be blushing right now.

Antonia let out a laugh, she loves teasing him like that.

“Don’t worry love, Pinocchio is just acting a bit silly, what’s the worst thing that could happen?”

——

The bottle is empty.

Pinocchio drank an entire bottle of window cleaners, and this is a hotel, they have to order the bottles in big sizes, he drank a gallon of window cleaners.

He couldn't resist, it was too much for him, and because Gemini kept shouting at him to stop, he decided to drink all of it in one go.

This time, Polendina didn’t catch him, Pinocchio went to Antonia’s side because he wasn’t feeling well, he had the bottle in his hands. It wasn't until now that Antonia began to panic, worse of all, Pinocchio fainted in front of her.

There was no other choice but to tell Geppetto and everyone else ended up learning about Pinocchio’s bad habit as well.

Geppetto ended up having to pump Pinocchio’s stomach, everyone was extremely worried although strangely Geppetto wasn’t that worried.

Everyone had gathered around Pinocchio while he was still unconscious, resting on one of the couches on the first floor.

“I’m so sorry Geppetto I should have told you earlier about this” Antonia feels terrible about this, she should have known better and this got out of hand.

“Don’t worry Antonia this isn’t anything serious” Geppetto sounds too relaxed considering the situation.

“Geppetto I know that Pinocchio is, well,” Pinocchio isn’t really human but he isn’t a puppet by this point either, “Special but shouldn’t you be a little more worried?”

“It’s just a phase Antonia, like that imaginary friend he has”

Gemini looked at Sophia, he expected her to at least roll her eyes but she kept the same face as usual.

“It’s normal, Carlo had a phase like that and I had a phase like that”

The room becomes quiet.

“Geppetto, my friend, could you repeat that last part?” Venigni asks, almost stuttering his words.

“Well yeah, when Carlo was a child he would do that and he also had to end up in the hospital to get his stomach pumped” There is a brief pause, Geppetto sees this as a fond memory and has a smile on his face “So I told him how I had to have my stomach pumped as well when I was his age because I did the same”

Geppetto is still smiling, “Wow I guess that’s a family tradition now, I’m just going to have the same talk I had with Carlo, that no matter how tasty they look you have to resist the urge”

Geppetto keeps talking while everyone is still quiet.

“Although they don’t actually taste good, but for some reason, you keep doing it, well, I just told Carlo that when he gets the urge he should eat a light snack, that’s what I do and it works”

…

“Why is everyone looking at me so weirdly?”

It’s not until now that Geppetto realizes everyone around him looks mortified, even Polendina and Pulcinella who can’t even show much expression.

“Giuseppe Geppetto” Antonia is the one to finally speak up first, “Are you saying that you think cleaning products look tasty?”

“Well,” Geppetto doesn’t understand why everyone is being so dramatic, “They look very tasty, but everyone feels that way sometimes right?”

“Geppetto, my friend… no… no we don’t” Venigni now has his hand on Geppetto’s shoulder, “That’s… not a phase or something people have to constantly have to force themselves not to do”

Venigni sees that Geppetto is still processing what he just heard, “Especially if they don’t even like the taste”

Geppetto looks down at the floor for a moment, his brain thinking very hard about what he is hearing.

“So… it’s not normal then?”

“OF COURSE IT ISN’T!” Everyone shouts at him at the same time.

—-

When Pinocchio wakes up his father has a talk with him, the same talk he had with Carlo.

“Son, you are very precious to me, please be a good boy and be careful”

Pinocchio nods and hugs his father, he is a bit disappointed that he can’t eat them anymore, he doesn’t want to feel sick again, but at least now he gets to always have snacks by his side in case he feels the urge.

Pinocchio is about to leave before his father stops him.

“Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this but, in case the urge gets a little too tempting, eating soap bars is the least risky choice”

Pinocchio has a huge smile on his face and Geppetto plays with his son’s hair.

Deranged, Pinocchio and Geppetto are completely deranged.

#lies of p #lop #liesofp #lies of p game #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p geppetto #lies of p fanfic #ao3 link #this is in ao3 too #lies of p gemini #lies of p antonia #lies of p polendina #lies of p venigni

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batmanshole · 1 year ago

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my favourite emojis

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brookstonalmanac · 2 months ago

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Holidays 9.13

Holidays

Bald is Beautiful Day

Barbershop Day

Battle of Fort McHenry Anniversary Day

Be Different Day

Blame Someone Else Day

Boy Heroes Day (Mexico)

Breakaway (Space 1999)

Clymene Asteroid Day

Corn Day (French Republic)

Day of the Children Heroes (Mexico)

Day of the Programmer

Defender’s Day (everywhere except Maryland)

Defy Superstition Day

Día de los Niños Héroes (Mexico)

Eleven Days of Global Unity, Day 3: Environment

Engineer’s Day (Mauritius)

European Heritage Day (EU)

International Legacy Giving Day

International Mountain Chicken Frog Day

International Slow Loris Day

Jimi Hendrix Day (San Francisco)

John Barry Day (Pennsylvania)

Kids Take Over the Kitchen Day

Land Development Specialist’s Day (Tajikistan)

National Celiac Awareness Day

National EV Charging Day

National Hug Your Boss Day

National Jose Day

National Juan Day

National Odd Sock Day of Adventure

National Twilighters Day

National Urban Eden Day

9 x 13 Day

913 Day

Pet Birth Defect Awareness Day

Positive Thinking Day

Programmers' Day (a.k.a. Day of the Programmer) [256th day]

Roald Dahl Day

Scooby Doo Day

Soap Day

Supernatural Day

Swiftie Day

Thimphu Tshechu (Bhutan)

Uncle Sam Day

Victoria Asteroid Day

World Indigenous Rights Day

World Sepsis Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Fortune Cookie Day

Gluten Free Beer Day

International Chocolate Day

National Cachaca Day (Brazil)

National Peanut Day

Snack-A-Pickle Day

Independence & Related Days

Republic of Drew Star Line (Declared; 2005) [unrecognized]

Venda (from South Africa, 1979) [unrecognized]

2nd Friday in September

Carry Nation Festival begins (Holly, Michigan) [Friday after 1st Monday thru Sunday]

Comfort Food Friday [Every Friday]

Farmer-Consumer Awareness Day (Washington) [2nd Friday]

Fiesta de Santa Fe begins (New Mexico) [1st Friday after Labor Day]

Fish & Chips Friday [2nd Friday of Each Month]

Fisherman’s Walk Day (Scotland) [2nd Friday]

Five For Friday [Every Friday]

Flashback Friday [Every Friday]

Follow Friday [2nd Friday of Each Month]

Friday Finds [Every Friday]

Friday the Firkenteenth (Grey Lodge, Pennsylvania) [Every Friday the 13th]

Frugal Friday [2nd Friday of Each Month]

Fry Day (Pastafarian; Fritism) [Every Friday]

Great Canadian Beer Festival (Victoria, BC) [2nd Friday & Saturday]

International Skeptics Day [1st Friday the 13th of the Year]

King Turkey Race (Minnesota) [2nd Friday]

Knabenschiessen begins (Switzerland) [2nd Friday thru Sunday]

Nae Nae Day [2nd Friday]

National Dog Walker Appreciation Day [1st Friday after Labor Day]

National Folk Festival begins [2nd Friday thru Sunday]

National 401(k) Day [Friday after 1st Monday]

Popeye Picnic begins (Chester, Illinois) [2nd Friday thru Sunday]

Stand Up to Cancer Day [2nd Friday]

TGIF (Thank God It's Friday) [Every Friday]

Weekly Holidays beginning September 13 (2nd Full Week of September)

National Days of Prayer and Remembrance (thru 9.15) [Friday to Sunday closest to 9.11]

National Eczema Week 9thru 9.21)

Festivals Beginning September 13, 2024

Apple Days & Market To Go (Bethlehem, Pennsylvania) [thru 9.15]

The Big E (West Springfield, Massachusetts) [thru 9.29]

Bloody Scotland (Stirling, Scotland, UK) [thru 9.15]

Brewfest at the Beach (New London, Connecticut)

Cajun Food Fest (Lydia, Louisiana) [thru 9.14]

Cordova Fungus Festival 2024 (Cordova, Alaska) [thru 9.15]

Devine's Corn Maze & Pumpkin Patch (Harrodsburg, Kentucky) [thru 11.3]

Downtown Boulder's Fall Fest (Boulder, Colorado) [thru 9.15]

Grape Stomp Festival (Alexandria, Minnesota) [thru 9.15]

Harvest Moon Festival (Clearwater, Manitoba, Canada) [thru 9.15]

Hinkelfest (Fredericksburg, Pennsylvania) [thru 9.15]

Irish Festival (Milford, Connecticut) [thru 9.14]

Kentucky Bourbon Festival (Bardstown, Kentucky) [thru 9.15]

King Turkey Day Festival (Worthington, Minnesota) [thru 9.14]

Long Island Fair (Old Bethpage, New York) [thru 9.15]

Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival (Natchitoches, Louisiana) [thru 9.14]

National Barrow Show (Austin, Minnesota) [thru 9.16]

Neptune's Fall Wine Festival (Virginia Beach, Virginia) [thru 9.14] [thru 9.15]

Newport Oktoberfest (Newport, Kentucky) [thru 9.15]

Ohio Pawpaw Festival (Albany, Ohio) [thru 9.15]

Okawville Wheat Festival (Okawville, Illinois) [thru 9.15]

Pacific Meridian Film Festival (Vladivostok, Russia) [thru 9.19]

Rising Sun Navy Bean Fall Festival (Rising Sun, Indiana) [thru 9.14]

Slunce ve Skle Beer Festival (Plzen, Czech Republic) [thru 9.14]

Snowmass Wine Festival (Snowmass Village, Colorado) [thru 9.14]

Telluride Blues & Brews Festival (Telluride, Colorado) [thru 9.15]

Wine Harvest Festival in the Czech Republic (Znojmo, Czech Republic) [thru 9.15]

Feast Days

Aimé (a.k.a. Amatus; Christian; Saint)

Ame (Christian; Saint)

Arnold Schoenberg (Artology; Humanism)

Aristides the Athenian (Christian; Saint)

Barry Fell Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Basil of Iberia (Christian; Saint)

Bob Eggleton (Artology)

Ceremony of Lighting the Fire (Ancient Egypt)

Cornelius of Baden-Olonets, Dionysius, and Misail (Christian; Saints)

Cornelius the Centiurion (Christian; Martyr)

Cronides and Serapion in Alexandria (Christian; Martyrs)

Daniel Defoe (Writerism)

Dave the Human (Muppetism)

Day of Anubis (All Souls’ Day; Ancient Egypt)

Egyptian All Souls’ Day (Everyday Wicca)

Elias, Zoticus, Valerian, Macrobius, and Gordian at Tomi in Romania (Christian; Martyrs)

Emain Abhlach (Celtic Book of Days)

Epulum Jovis (Feast of Jove; Ancient Rome) [Ides of September]

Eulogius of Alexandria (Christian; Saint)

Feast of the Cross (Assyrian Church of the East)

Ketevan, Queen of Georgia (Christian; Martyr)

Hierotheus of Iveron Monastery on Mount Athos (Christian; Saint)

Hierotheus of Kalamata (Christian; Saint)

Ides of September (Ancient Rome)

John Chrysostom (Christian; Saint)

Lictisternia (Old Roman festival to Jupiter, Juno & Minerva)

Livia Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Make a Corn Dolly Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Marcellinus of Carthage (Christian; Saint)

Maurilius of Angers (a.k.a. Maurille) of Angers (Christian; Saint)

Molly Crabapple (Artology)

Mosquito Avoidance Day (Pastafarian)

Nectarius of Autun (Christian; Saint)

Otway (Positivist; Saint)

Peter of Atroe (Christian; Saint)

Robert Indiana (Artology)

Roald Dahl (Writerism)

Seleucus in Scythia (Christian; Martyr)

Sherwood Anderson (Writerism)

Venerius the Hermit (Christian; Saint)

Wulfthryth (a.k.a. Wilfrida) of Wilton (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Shakku (赤口 Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]

Unlucky Day (EU, US) [Friday the 13th] (1 of 2 for 2024)

Unlucky Day (Canada, Germany, Ireland, UK, US) [Friday the 13th]

Premieres

After Hours (Film; 1985)

Agnes of God (Film; 1985)

Almost Famous (Film; 2000)

The Amityville Horror, by Jay Anson (Novel; 1977)

Audrey the Rainmaker (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

The Awful Tooth (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Barbershop (Film; 2002)

Batman Unlimited: Mchs vs. Mutants (WB Animated Film; 2016)

Benson (TV Series; 1979)

Bones (TV Series; 2005)

By Leaps and Hounds (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Candle in the Wind, Diana Version, by Elton John (Song; 1997)

Cat Carson Rides Again (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Cat-Choo (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Cat Tamale (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Centerfold, by The Cars (Song; 1981)

Children of the World, by The Bee Gees (Album; 1976)

City Kitty (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Clerks III (Film; 2022)

Clown on the Farm (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Come Dancing (UK Musical Show; 2008)

Crime of the Century, by Supertramp (Album; 1974)

Dogfight (Film; 1991)

The Dreaming, by Kate Bush (Album; 1982)

The Drew Carey Show (TV Series; 1995)

Easy-Duz-It, by Easy-E (Album; 1988)

Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series; 1996)

The Ginger Man, by J.P. Donleavy (Novel; 1955)

The Handmaid’s Tale, by Margaret Atwood (Novel; 1985)

Hard Rain, by Bob Dylan (Album; 1976)

Highway Star. Written by DeepPurple (Song; 1971)

In Utero, by Nirvana (Album; 1993)

Law and Audrey (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Law & Order (TV Series; 1990)

Mishima (Film; 1985)

The Muppet Show (TV Series; 1976)

The Nitty Gritty, recorded by Shirley Ellis (Song; 1963)

One More from the Road, by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Live Album; 1976)

The Other Wind, by Ursula Le Guin (Novel; 1968) [Earthsea #5]

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (TV Series; 1986)

The Popeye Show (King Features Syndicate/Hanna-Barbera Animated TV Series; 1978)

Ready to Die, by The Notorious B.I.G. (Album; 1994)

Scooby-Doo Where Are You (Animated TV Series; 1969)

Scout Fellow (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1957)

Skinny Legs and All, recorded by Joe Tex (Song; 1967)

Soap (TV Series; 1977)

Solid Gold (TV Series; 1980)

The Spectacular Now (Film; 2013)

Star-Spangled Banner lyrics written, by Francis Scott Key (Lyrics; 1814)

Supernatural (TV Series; 2005)

Take Me to Church, by Hozier (Song; 2013)

Thud!, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 2005) [Discworld #34]

Truth and Soul, by Fishbone (Album; 1988)

Undone (Animated TV Series; 2019)

Yesterday, by The Beatles (Song; 1965)

Yojimbo (Film; 1961)

Today’s Name Days

Tobias (Austria)

Ivan, Ljubo, Zlatko (Croatia)

Lubor (Czech Republic)

Cyprianus (Denmark)

Ervi, Ervin, Ervo (Estonia)

Orvo (Finland)

Aimé (France)

Johann, Notburga, Tobias (Germany)

Aristeides, Aristeidis, Cornelius, Kornelios (Greece)

Kornél (Hungary)

Crisostomo, Giovanni, Maurilio, Regina (Italy)

Iza, Izabella, Izanda, Izīda (Latvia)

Barmantas, Barvydė, Mangailis (Lithuania)

Stian, Stig (Norway)

Aleksander, Aureliusz, Eugenia, Filip, Lubor, Materna, Morzysław, Szeliga (Poland)

Ctibor (Slovakia)

Amado, Crisóstomo, Juan (Spain)

Ambjörn, Sture (Sweden)

Arlando, Milton, Orlando, Roland, Rolanda, Rolando, Stone, Stoney (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 257 of 2024; 109 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of Week 37 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Muin (Vine) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 8 (Guy-You), Day 11 (Geng-Chen)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 10 Elul 5784

Islamic: 9 Rabi I 1446

J Cal: 17 Gold; Threesday [17 of 30]

Julian: 31 August 2024

Moon: 75%: Waxing Gibbous

Positivist: 5 Shakespeare (10th Month) [Lessing]

Runic Half Month: Ken (Illumination) [Day 7 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 86 of 94)

Week: 2nd Full Week of September

Zodiac: Virgo (Day 23 of 32)

#Holidays

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lovelyprincessn64 · 1 year ago

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Halloween request event

Come one and Come all today is spook mouth all day and night and this year I want to give everyone a special event for a holiday of horror and nostalgia.

Welcome to the Halloween party to request for any horror of your choice and to your heart desires and here are the choices:

Creepypastas and pokepastas

Crospe Groom Vincent Valentine anniversary

Spooky Mouth

Horror games and movies pules tv shows

Day of the dead

Celebrating the FNAF movie

Characters cosplaying

Halloween party

Trick or treat

Prompts of your choice (it has to be spooky theme)

AUs

Pumpkin patch

folklore

Monsters

Suff form your childhood or nostalgia

Retro

Fan made monster high skullector dolls

Fanasy horror

Dead in the night

20. Any thing horror related

21. Gruesome faith

22. Yandere nightmare

23. Fan art of fan made horror games

24. Lots of blood and gore

25. Gothic style

26. Fall / autumn

27. Vacation to nightmare

28. Apocalypse

29. Dark desire

30. Monster fright

31. Hypnos lullaby tribute

32. Friday the 13th

33. Candy

34. Horror anime shows

35. Japan Halloween theme

36. Your ocs

37. Black and white horror Style

38. Tim Burton

39. Disney's Halloween theme movies

40. Bloody movie theater

41. Bloody snacks

42. mcdonald's boo buckets

43. Halloween specials

44. Vincent Valentine's birthday

45. L's Birthday

46. Bakery hell

47. Pumpkin spice latte

48. treehouse of horror

49. Childhood trauma

51. Tails's birthday and Tankman birthday

52. Monster Mash

53. sweetest of dreams

54. Night of the nuns

55. Ladies night

56. Sweet as sugar

57. Cafe nights

58. Fortunes of misfortunes

59. Last night at the Christmas party

60. Everless night

61. Final Call of a final girl

62. Death by Grimace Shake

63. Cupcakes

64. Eddsworld

65. R.I.P in pieces

66. Nightmare night

67. Five nights of fun

68. Victims of blood lust

69. vocaloid of terror

70. Dawn of the box office

71. Build a bitch

72. Doomsday

73. Winterwonder HorrorLand

74. Magician of mischievous

75. Tales of Horror Korean

76. Psychotic pharaoh

75. Animal crossing Halloween stuff

76. Cookie Run

77. Grave mistake

78. Lost CN episodes

79. Haunting Hour

80. Chills

81. Deadly sorrow

82. Night of the Woods

83. Come learn with Pibby

84. Fran bow

85. Garden of nightmares

86.🌡Blood n Honey 🍯

87. Random Encounters

88. Reflections

89. Deepest of regrets

90. Hell on kitty

91. Wii Deleted You

92. Jerry's basement

93. Toy Story Black Friday incident

94. Mario Madness

95. Baked alive

94. Dead Bart

95. Saturday of asphyxiation

96. Wonderland Massacre

97. Untold loneliness

98. Mr. Prinz's Pokemon Dusk & Pokémon Dawn also Pokémon Nightfall even Pokémon Nocturne including Pokémon Aurora along with Klaus and Dave even the dark Chronicles.

99. Cult Of The Lamb (some parts of it),

100. Splatoween Splatfest

101. Printer problems

102. The Phantom of the Opera

103. Soap opera genre

104. Dream yard of doom

105. Buried alive

106. Spider tea party time

107. Afterlife with Archie

108. The Walking Dead

109. Lost Silver

110. Evil Among Us

111. Rainbow Factory

112. What have I done

113. Old Chateau

114. Zardy's maze

115.Japan Halloween style

116. Ghosting you since 96

117. The bite of 87

118. Horrific Thanksgiving

119. Self aware genre

200. Earthbound Halloween hack

201. sonic channel

202. Balena Productions (some of it)

203. Tails gets trolled Halloween mod

204. Little Red Riding Hood zombie BBQ

205. Creepy dolls

206. Blood and Feathers

207. meatcanyon (but no requests of his real people videos including the controversial Super Bowl incident)

208. happy birthday balvenie

209. Karamari Hospital

210. Halloween shit post

211. Unown King

212. Cursed Cat Alastor

213. Lady/ man in the mirror

214. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

215. Resident Evil

216. Spooky Redraws

217. The House of the Dead

218. Haunted Mansion

219. October birthdays

220. illbleed (it's a horror game)

221. Night of the consumers

222. Flesh Birds

223. Dino Crisis

224. Witch way

225. Eaten alive

226. Spookycore

227. No Escape

228. Goth Amy

229. Jack the Pumpkin King

230. Dear brother

231. Ben 10 Zombozo

232. Living Dead Boy / Girl

233. Monster Hunters

234. Nuns murder

235. The man that killed Halloween

236. After Dark

237. Little dark age

238. Calling All The Monsters

239. Turn the lights off

240. Thriller

241. Bloody Mary

242. Dead by Daylight

243. Spooky skeletons

244. Monsters under the bed

245. Charlie Brown Halloween special

246. Death comes at midnight

247. Black cats

248. Hocus Pocus

249. Radio demon

250. Overdue

251. Haunted by screams

252. Pandora's Box

253. Starve Eggman / starved characters

254. Ghostbusters (No 2016 version)

255. Nowhere to Run

256. Bloodpop

257. Plants vs Zombies

258. Main course

259. Genocide

260. Last Escape

261. Kill la kill anniversary

262. Shitno

263. Carnitrix

264. Blood stain ritual of the night

265. Suicide mickey.avi

266. Rain of Terror

267. Castlevania

268. Nightmare invasion

269. Deceased

270. City of the Dead

271. Scent of night

272. Look out!

273. Wind's Wreck

274. Children of the Night

275. Burger and Frights

276. Headless Horseman

277. Unborn's lullaby

278. There's always another night

279. Nebula

280. Reversion

281. Haunted by Screams

282. Living in the Dark

283. Moonlight Menschen

284. Hazbin hotel

285. One night at flumpty's

286. Crimson head

287. I am not me

288. Silent Hill

289. Jack O'Lantern

290. Gorefield

291. Tofu Survivor

292. Grim Reaper

293. Grave robber

294. Scared Stupid

295. Mr. X

296. Don't feed it at midnight

297. Red Mist

298. Boogeyman

299. Ghost zone

300. What's your favorite scary movie

301. Thalassophobia

302. Mr. L

303. Death is part of life

304. Abandoned by Disney

305. He needs to eat

306. Why I'll never play a Mario game again

307. Appleyes

308. Body Gore

309. Black Ops Zombies

310. Dead space

311. Sleep experiment

312. Every copy is personalized

314. Sonic Generations beta

315. No mercy

316. Eyeless Jack

317. Slender Man

318. Ben drowned

319. Godzilla NES

320. Misfortune.gb

321. Glitchy red

322. Strangle red

323. I am Mr mix

324. Happiness for sale

325. Rap rat

326. Escape from Marywood

327. 1999

328. Rotten yellow

329. Zombreon

330. Pokemon Dead channel

331. Creepy Jigglypuff

332. Disabled can't sing (it's based off of a Pokemon Creepypasta about a Wigglytuff name disabled that cannot sing or use any Pokemon moves)

333. Please hurry

334. Sonic. exe

335. Bio crisis

336. Lisa Trevor

337. Circle you game

338. I hate you

339. Left unchecked

340. National Noodle Day

341. Boyfriend day

342. Abandoned loneliness

343. Pasta night

344. Bad ending friends

345. Evil art

346. Possessed Dawn

347. No you're not the one

348. I am not a clone

349. Goosebumps

350. Triple trouble

351. Sally.exe

352. Purple guy

353. King of five nights at Freddy's

354. Not everything as it seems

355. The murder of me

356. I'm pretty sure it's haunted

357. Luna game

358. Polybius

359. Lemon monster

360. Ed Edd n Eddy's boo haw haw

361. Las plagas

362. Ghost train

363. Resident Evil scrapped creatures

364. The Batman that laughs

365. Gregory's Horror Show

366. Deep fear

367. Faceless

368. Slendytubbies

369. Helluva boss

370. Carnival of Lost Souls

371. Vampire heart Draculaura

372. Why do ghouls fall in love

373. Sugar skeletons

374. Blood drive

375. Darkstalkers

376. Little red psycho Hood

377. #DRCL midnight children manga

378. Blood wash

379. She sways in her velvet dress

380. Keep going

381. Broken finger paradise

382. Horror tales patrick

383. Just gold

384. Survive the night

385. Hex Girls

386. Scooby-Doo Zombie Island (sequel to the movie not allowed)

387. Virus

388. Higurashi: when they cry

389. Hinamizawa syndrome

390. It's alive

391. Happy Fella

392. Harvest festival 64

393. Bonnie's Bakery

394. Morning coffee

395. Close at 2

396. Mouthwashing

397. Dr jekyll and Mr hyde

398. Fruit witches

399. Scoop room

400. YouTuber lumpy touch

401. Sleep paralysis

402. That's not my neighbour

403. Scarlet milk

404. Fundamental paper education

405. Zodick the Hellhog

406. Noh mask

407. Okiku doll

408. Aka Manto

409. Jinmenken

410. Oiwa

411. Nure-onna

412. Rokurokubi

413. Gashadokuro

414. Kunekune

415. Fanarts of The Batman Vs Dracula 2005

416. Scissor Twilight

417. Corrosion Isabella

418. Jenny Green Teeth

419. Cartoontrix

420. Jack Skeleton as tooth fairy

421. Silly Billy fnf

422. Hotdiggedydemon shed.mov

423. Oozers from adventure time

424. WB Splatter Spike or WB Splatter Tom or both / come up with your own suggestion

425. 1945 Tom

426. Ikenie No Yoru (translation it means: Night of the Sacrifice and it's a horror Wii game exclusive to Japan)

427. Tom the Postgirl

428. Childish Life Prolgue

429. Marry in Red

430. Lily's Well

431. Rainbow Factory

432. Elements of insanity

433. Pumpkin soup

434. Character of your choice as a pumpkin head

435. Howliday

436. Mummy Majesties

437. MLP infection au

438. MLP candy mare

439. Zodiac of October

440. Gorefield of October

441. PortaBoy+

442. The Queen Of The Zombie Bees

443. Dead rising

444. Mlp Creepypastas

445. Gore N’ Kawaii

446. Count Mickey Dragul (some info: Count Mickey Dragul is a Disney horror / vampire wedcomic made and creative by twisted-wind as for the comic It's basically a vampire AU of mickey mouse)

447. I used to be a hero

448. By the ghosts of what I've done

449. There is no soul

450. Soulless

451. Bound by pain and flame

452. Trapped inside this nightmare

453. Cries of the lost souls

454. In the shadows of the night

455. The lives I couldn’t save

456. A hero’s heart not fully gone, in search of saving life

457. Stocked full of zombies that are craving brains

458. Evil beyond imagination

459. Creepy doll from kingdom hearts 3

460. Chucky doll

461. Unknown from dead by daylight

462. Glen / Glenda

463. Candy gore

464. Sick of candy

465. Suburban gothic

466. Doom Asylum

467. Dark Nautical

468. Southern Gothic

469. Pastel Goth

470. New England Gothic

471. Danny Phantom

472. Butcher doctors

473. Thonkingposting aesthetic

474. Chucky the notorious killer doll day

475. Would you love a monster

476. Gonna be your Frankenstein

Disclaimer: be sure to read the rules before requesting please be thankful and understandable and civil thank you for reading and understanding.

Note: unlike normal requests you have to request horror theme or if your not interested you can always send a normal one.

Have fun ~🎃🎁

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solarishashernoseinabook · 2 years ago

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Google Translate Writes: Gilan the Pie Thief

Hey all, it's April Fool's Day! You know what that means: time for the third annual "Google Translate Writes"! For those who haven't read these before, every year I take a light-hearted oneshot of mine and put it through ten layers of Google Translate, then post the result here on Tumblr. This year I chose a little ficlet I wrote for the Trick or Treat Fic Fest, which I've abruptly decided to title Gilan the Pie Thief. Read it at the link - then look below to see how my ficlet survived being translated into Basque, Arabic, Sindhi, Samoan, Punjabi, Serbian, Gujarati, Malagasy, Romanian, and Uyghur!

Steal the cello cake

Are you sure this is an official test? Glenn said worriedly.

Can I give it to you if you don't? Stop it, he said.

Maybe? Galen raised an eyebrow in disappointment.

Gillan passed his second exam at Union and officially entered his third year of study. Crowley was noted for his extraordinary talent for magical work. Gillen makes the mistake of bragging to Holt, and Holt rolls his eyes in response. “Yes,” said he, “if you really have faith, I'll give you a real test of your skill: if you don't have a lot of trees, you won't be able to see the trees that stand in your way. . ". . .

Impossible! Galen tries to argue, but Holt won't listen to him, while Redmont Holt demonstrates his ability to remain unnoticed in a dark corner of Baron Erold's meeting. He and Gilan put the lid on. Let's take a look. Holt spent the next few weeks quietly learning how to manage crowds. Finally, yesterday, Holt announced that he was ready for his first test, and Gillen agreed.

But seeing the entire kitchen now, the Sri Lankan didn't think it was possible. He was at the reception of Mr. Chubba and did not want to repeat the incident.

Before that, whip up a plate of delicious cake. Then Holt came looking for them, and the sweet smell and air filled Gillan's mouth. It was cold for a long time, it's not hot anymore, but it might be hot now. Very pleased to attend.

A desire to escape the wrath of Siri. Chub is overflowing.

Gillan went to the kitchen and cleaned the house for a while. Until Holt started studying on her own, Gillan thought people were chaotic, but somewhere along the way she realized people were acting in a peaceful way. Everyone had a job in such a big kitchen and everything they did was for the joy of that job. Once she learns how to act, she sticks to the pattern and pretends to be a boy in the kitchen. It's like you're in one place and half the work is done for you.

Sri Lankans know how lucky they are when they pick up the trash from the table. Play it safe, pick up the pot and move it to some containers around the house. The sink was cooling down on the other side of the room, but it was a start.

Next to the cake was another bar of soap. Gillan took a bar of soap from the container and set it aside, then grabbed a wet washcloth and turned to the door. He sat at the table and looked around the room. Not seeing any sign of Mr. Chubb, Gillan took the opportunity to go around to the table and grab a cookie.

A piece of wood fell into his hand and Galen touched it. He looked at the gentleman's round face. Bitter, red. "I thought I could take my magic from the kitchen, Ranger?"

"I…well, it…" Gillan said.

"I thought you wouldn't notice, did you?"

I… look, stop…

Think what he'll say when I tell him! Fortunately, I have a lot to do now. Just because you crash doesn't mean you're gone, right?

Yes, sir!

Mr. Chubb Gillan bit his fingernails. The door opened and Glenn saw that Glenn was no where to hide for this short trip. He looked at the bread pan and couldn't help but smile.

There are five cookies missing.

He met Gillan again and got rid of Mr. Glenn Glenn opened his mouth to speak, but Hal nodded and Abelard continued. Galen punched Blaze in the nose, then picked him up and went home with Holt. They brought the horse there and strengthened it.

"So," Galen said when I finally put down my coffee, "you want to distract me?"

He said no.

"It's funny, when Chubb met me, I could have sworn I left," Gillen said.

"We saw an opportunity and we took it," Holt said. "It's not something you need to worry about." So, grab a coffee and do your work over there. Finally, you did well.

Glenn smiled as Holt placed the bag on the table and held it out. Four unique and delicious cakes. "Two for each of us."

Glenn closed his eyes. "I could have sworn there were five bears."

He looked into her eyes. - I brought you four loaves of bread.

"Yeah," Glenn said quietly. He brought us four loaves of bread.'

"Right," said Holt.

Jaylan smiled after a moment.

He pointed to the muffins. - Eat, not hot.

#ra #rangers apprentice #my writing #google translate writes

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