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sorry

no way i just got called a nimrod in 2024

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just used the oven for the first time it was really scary but i did it

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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

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when i miss my boyfriend i go through his instagram. he has 235 posts dating back to 2015 and he hasn’t deleted anything afaik so it’s really entertaining

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If you do, you should donate your pocket change to this family in need.

https://gofund.me/3ebf0c0f

Thanks for your time!

(If you don't have spare money, please consider reblogging so more eyeballs see this.)

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"if women are oppressed, then why Simon" is about where this site's average attitude towards misogyny lies

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brazilian wax time yet again

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maggot girl tries her best to be what the sun wants but she’s not very good at anything and her limbs sometimes fall apart or she doesn’t understand or she acts cold because she’s a corpse without a soul. and the sun tries to help her but sometimes because he is the literal sun he accidentally burns her when they touch but she doesn’t even care. my ocs :(

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basically she’s like a literal rotten corpse and shes covered in maggots and gross stuff and she’s like horrific and doesn’t have a soul so she’s not even normal to talk to she’s like hollow spiritually. (i call her maggot girl) and he’s like the literal sun like he has a body n stuff but his head is the sun sorta? and he’s blinding and perfect and people love him and maggot girl is totally obsessed with him

oc idea an undead girl without a soul falls in love with some sort of sun deity / angel / etc

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oc idea an undead girl without a soul falls in love with some sort of sun deity / angel / etc

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I HAVE A CONCUSSION 😭😭😭😭

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i’m shaking someone please buy him brown contacts

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i am so fucking dizzy omg i hit my head on sunday but i didn’t think anything of it because it felt fine then but i was acting weird last night and now i have like vertigo and my head hurts a little

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everything feels one room over

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>make post about being 95kg (209lbs) and how it affects people’s perception of me

>someone comes in and starts talking about being 60kg (132lbs)

okay

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wait... i wan a go to puppies world