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weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

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for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

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Easy by Joanna Newsom from the album Have One On Me.

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look up yuri images on your computer or smartphone

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“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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muahahahah i am seeing him Right Now

can’t see my bf until next friday at the earliest :(

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the bus stop sunk cost fallacy

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biscuit meets snoopy

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spring pngs ! credit not necessary for pngs! like or reblog to use, don't repost as your own please.

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my favourite podcast in the world is my boyfriend when he’s playing video games with his friends and i can only hear him bc of headphones and i have to guess the context.

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hmmmmmmm well ok i will. eventually

yay

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pocket cat high heels shoes

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can’t see my bf until next friday at the earliest :(

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no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed