unhingedpolycule
unhingedpolycule
The Nikto Krueger Blog Of Your Nightmares
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Asks are open and welcome! (MDNI in general please :))It’s hot, it’s gay and it’s filthy. But most importantly: it’s not gonna ship itself.
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unhingedpolycule · 2 days ago
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Is Nikto really that bad at driving? Why??
Yes.
Anger issues.
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unhingedpolycule · 4 days ago
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I have feeling that if there would be a stranger and waved to Krueger/ Nikto…( idk just for fun) Krueger would be the one to wave back??
Yeah, sure that’s true. He would probably be a tad surprised to be waved at in the first place, so he would return it with some amusement while Nikto gives the Kubrick stare (tm).
But like… it would be like a bear grinning at you. You just know, the charge is coming.
Nikto seems more hostile on first glance, but socially, he is way less risky to be around than Krueger because he is at least straightforward. Krueger’s likes to put his fingers into other people’s brains and just… stir a little bit. Just to see what will happen.
So if he waves… keep walking, just on the off chance that he is bored. Safety first.
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unhingedpolycule · 6 days ago
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Winged Hussar, Chapter 17: Firebird
“I have worshipped with far more romance of feeling then a man ever give a friend… I quite admit that I adored you madly, absurdly.”
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey, uncensored version.
Winged Hussar, chapter 17 is out now:)
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unhingedpolycule · 11 days ago
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Where it shall rest.
Heavily inspired by @cerosin-bis fic Remanence and a resulting exchange at around 1 am.
Based off this scene, with some freedoms taken:
Nikto watches as Krueger then, without breaking eye contact, flicks his cigarette backwards between his thumb and index fingers, opens his mouth – puts out the cigarette on his own tongue. He doesn’t even flinch. Sitting between them, Nikodim is mortified. “What the fuck.” Nikto smiles. He understands now.
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unhingedpolycule · 11 days ago
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I'm gonna fucking cry you're gonna be at a con in my country BUT AT THE OTHER END😭
I guess all I can do is say thank you for feeding us NiktoKrüger fans, over this ask<3
FRIEND I AM A GERMAN :D I live half an hour away from that con! I will not travel for conventions, the stress alone :O I couldn’t.
I am very happy to feed all of you, this fandom made me genuinely SO happy :)
Also… Welchem Bundesland hab ich diese Ask zu verdanken? :D
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unhingedpolycule · 12 days ago
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Me and my dear friend are gonna be at Gamescom 2025 in Cologne on friday! So if you wanna come and say hi to two obnoxious artists, desire a little art print/sticker and fancy taking your picture with Nikto and Krueger… send me a text or look out for us ;)
(Identifiable by blue bead wristbands :D)
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unhingedpolycule · 12 days ago
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Johnny boy the ventriloquist dummy strikes gold again, talking about raw liver smoothie. This is what Nikto feeds Sputnik when she has the sniffles.
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unhingedpolycule · 15 days ago
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Staying with @ilragnotessitore in rome, visiting all the places of our shared stories, experiencing the heat and, when too tired to move, watching Spartacus. So what would be closer to mind than drawing Nikto and Krueger in our most recent Roman AU? Just resting in the garden and basking in the last rays of the evening sun.
Thanks for everything, from that stay, over our writing to, most importantly, your friendship 🤍
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unhingedpolycule · 19 days ago
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(Feral noise) I wanna smell it!
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unhingedpolycule · 21 days ago
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Of truth, masked by a sly pokerface
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unhingedpolycule · 23 days ago
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Krueger x old german bangers. Nikto is out on an assignment and it shows.
(He is listening to this gem. English subtitles are in the video for everyones convenience.)
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unhingedpolycule · 24 days ago
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Look at babyboy gooooooooo
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Sightseeing in Verdansk
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unhingedpolycule · 24 days ago
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Winged Hussar, Chapter 16: …until we lose it.
Breaking the news.
Winged Hussar, chapter 16 is out now!
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unhingedpolycule · 26 days ago
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(Original by: Buttpoems)
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unhingedpolycule · 1 month ago
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Nikto if Krueger ever goes on the run again because he knows that this fucker is gonna go out with a BANG.
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unhingedpolycule · 1 month ago
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Oh no.. I wonder what those crunching sounds are..
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(I don't give Golem enough attention)
Me when:
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unhingedpolycule · 1 month ago
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Every time you close your eyes
And feel his lips, you're feelin' mine
And every time you breathe his air
Just know I was already there
You can have him if you like
I've been there, done that once or twice
Yeah, I know I've been known to share
(Sabrina Carpenter’s “Taste” is so painfully Hans Blaustein finding out about Krueger and Nikto… poor guy)
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