hey-zozo
We’re So Fucking Back
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Pronounced ‘zo’. He/they, Ohio. Can and will fight God. Profile pic by uni416
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hey-zozo · 9 hours ago
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The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022
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hey-zozo · 9 hours ago
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kinda blows that being poly means you'll just never be able to tell most people about your relationships and you get stuck in a shit position of having one partner seen as your "real" one by everyone else.
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hey-zozo · 9 hours ago
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hey-zozo · 9 hours ago
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fucked up that you can’t just shoplift a semester of college
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hey-zozo · 10 hours ago
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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 
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hey-zozo · 10 hours ago
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we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"
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hey-zozo · 10 hours ago
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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hey-zozo · 10 hours ago
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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
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hey-zozo · 10 hours ago
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hey-zozo · 11 hours ago
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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thinking about the people who vanished without a trace. The mutual who reblogged something as usual and never came back online. The friend on discord who just disappeared, and when you go to check on them their account is deleted and theres no other way to contact them
I look out of my window and hope you are okay, I wish you well and Im sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.
I hope we meet again someday but until then. Stay safe. Stay alive. Be well.
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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Good rule there's venice
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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:(
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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hey-zozo · 12 hours ago
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