#for tipsy kitty

[skyasimaru]

Need this for a thing. Incoming podfic... 

[starmocha]

Just...these acts of love. 🥹

Sylus —

He sees a beautiful dress and automatically thinks of you, so he sets out to order a custom one with your exact measurements. You just know he is already picturing you in the dress, already imagining how beautiful you look. Quite possibly, he would want to take you out somewhere special so you could wear this dress by his side, but the thing he would love the most is seeing your pretty smiles and knowing he is able to make you happy.

Zayne —

Even when he is away, he is still taking care of you. He wants to let you rest, wants to make sure you eat on time, and most importantly, he doesn't want you to feel bad or guilty over anything innocuous like sleeping in, especially when he understands how overworked you are. He is appreciative of the small moments, always grateful for the time spent with you no matter how mundane it may seem. Every little moment is a cherished new memory for him.

Rafayel —

The daily walks, the seashells! The private conversations, shared laughter, witnessing the same natural wonders by the sea. The way he describes things makes it seem like you are reliving the memories with him. Feeling the sand between your toes, the water gently lapping at your feet, smelling the sea salt air. No matter how many walks you take together, they will all be unique and hold a special place in his heart. The little seashells you find along the shore may seem like nothing special to others, but to him, they are priceless treasures.

Xavier —

Having meals together no matter what, no matter where. Good company makes the food even more delicious, and while it's a known fact that he has a huge appetite, he wants to make sure you eat well, too. Even if you are in a bad mood, even if you are upset, having something delicious will turn that frown upside down. While you are with him, the daily worries disappear because the only thing that matters now is the present, the delicious food you two share together, and the memories that come with it.

[xxxdoppel]

Today is the day everyone will remember as the day Nanaka Tokiwa was officially never given an alt.

Thoughts and prayers, bitch.

[crazydaizyy]

Hiiii friendzz ( ˘ ³˘)♥

going to the gym Monday. \m/(>.<)\m/

so I’m exited. this iz my fourth week going. itz like an adult playground

n i get 2 dress up and omg therez hot guyz there too ≖‿≖ hehe don’t get jealouz plz :3

n ive nvr had a bf !!!! very shy lolz

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use—"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[mx-kitti-princess]

I really need some throat training...

Seriously! My gag reflex is so bad that even flossing is a pain...

I mean really, you'd just be doing me a favor if you made me get on my knees in front of you. Maybe you're relaxing on the couch as you drag me by the hair and force me to lick at your zipper, make me pull it down with my teeth and nose against you. After all, kitties are skittish sometimes...

But then, you pull them down and let me see your cock (my first one too!). I'm almost a naughty Kitti, and use my hands, but you can give me a little slap for starting to disobey. Then I give little kitten licks to test out the waters, but finally you make me suck on the tip, then more and more, inch by inch.

And when I take too much, I gag, and cough, and drool all over you! I always get a little teary-eyed too, face all red...

And every time I say 'it's too much', you'll be there to tell me 'you don't have a choice'.

Such a good motivator!

[softwaluigi]

literally so beyond fucked that I want to get a tattoo so bad but am Also afraid of commitment

[dutybcrne]

Love the idea of Alhaitham being a sleepy drunk

[v-tired-queer]

Y'ALLLL I'M SO EXCITED!!! I get to see my cat today!!! 🩷🩷🩷

I don't get to see her a whole lot because she lives on the other side of town with a couple from my church who I've gotten really close with. When my family was homeless, they offered to take her in and take care of her until I'm back on my feet, no matter how long that takes. While I'm not homeless anymore, living with my mom, grandma and newly acquired sister, the landlords don't allow cats and grandma is extremely allergic to them. But they're still taking care of her for me, with the gentle reminder of "When you're ready 🙂🩷" anytime I apologize for how long it's taking for me to get on my own two feet to have her back. I'm so lucky Tipsy and I have them in our lives 🥺💕

And yes, my cat's name is Tipsy 😅 It's because she's a tortoiseshell, and the very tip of her tail is white. My mom named her, not me 🙄🤣

[skyasimaru]

Happy Pride, everyone! Podfic for Curtaincall's hilarious OFMD fanfiction, "Those Who Can't Do, Teach", is now up for your listening pleasure. This was such a wild and fun story. Big shout out to Tipsy_Kitty for recommending it to me, and to Curtaincall for giving us the ok to podfic it :) Stay safe! Have fun! and hopefully, we'll get that Season 2 trailer we're all looking forward to soon! Link to podfic on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47580046

Link to original fic on AO3, if you'd rather read it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43136229 Very Respectfully, SkyAsimaru

[bl-bam-beyond]

BL- BOYS' LOVE:

Series: CHOCO MILK SHAKE (2022, Strongberry Episode 7)

A little irritated with Choco, Milk (KIM SEONG HYUK) got a tiny bit drunk with Uncle (PARK SEUNG BIN) and ended up in his bed.

Was Milk a good kitty? Or a bad kitty? 🫣

[maple-clef]

Always kind of bowled over and hugely gratified on the occasions where a talented soul podfics something I've written. I say 'always' as if it happens regularly, but honestly the fact that it's happened more than once is super cool and feels like a lot?

Anyway, this made me re-read my own writing and I didn't hate it, and I especially enjoyed subsequently listening to this. Podfic makers rule.

(I have to say it's also super useful and revealing listening to your writing being read, particularly dialogue or really colloquial narrative. I always notice stuff that didn't necessarily pop out when writing or editing, or that lands differently to how I might have imagined. I need to read my own stuff aloud and listen back to it more before posting, probably.)

[comment-exchange]

349. Tenderly (Original Work)

Title: Tenderly 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57503683 

Platform: AO3 

Creator: Hagar, wilfriede0815, stargateinmybasement, ChaosKiro, Juulna, Tipsy Kitty, horchata, Flowerparrish 

Work Type: Fic & Podfic 

Fandom: Original 

Rating: G 

Pairing: n/a 

Word count: 9257 words | 1hr3min 

Warnings: n/a 

Number of comments: 0 

Completion Status: Complete 

Short summary/description: In Denmark 50yr into the future, schoolteacher Amalie Madsen attempts to solve a mystery in her classroom. 

[jadeottsel-multimuse]

[[OOC= So ep 4 was good research for me playing Husk. Also my HuskerDust side is alive and thriving. ;-;]]

[cinnamoncascadian]