#for the fucking time

[oceanremnants]

[890005.66]

PRIVATE - First Dewdrop of Morning, Fifth Sunrise; UPSILON.

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<FDM> you.

<UPSILON> ...Me?

<FDM> i'm getting married. to EA.

<UPSILON> I'm quite aware! You've seemed quite excited in your endless sharing of the wonderful news, and for good reason! I'm very happy for the two of you.

<FDM> right...

<FDM> ...

<UPSILON> Is something the matter?

<FDM> ...........

<FDM> i'm inviting you. this is your invitation.

<UPSILON> ...You are? Truly?

<UPSILON> I

<UPSILON> This is a massive honor. Thank you, Sunrise.

<FDM> ...no problem.

<FDM> just make sure to come with an overseer. or maybe a bodyguard...

<UPSILON> Is that a threat?

<FDM> it's a warning. mess up even once and i'll give ea full permission to snap off your eartennae and

<FDM> i dunno. stab your puppet with them? but they're too soft to stab anything...

<UPSILON> Out of anything you could possibly recall about our previous friendship, you remember how soft my eartennae are?

<FDM> i remember every upgrade i've given to others or otherwise assisted with the creation in. you arent special.

<UPSILON> Of course, of course.

<FDM> ...

<FDM> you already know about the +1 rule?

<UPSILON> One additional guest per each invited persons, yes!

<FDM> you're going to invite ftl. that isn't a question.

<FDM> please try to keep the bullying to a minimum.

<UPSILON> I would never dream of harassing EA. Let alone at his own wedding!

<UPSILON> Especially not by acquiring one of your own upgrades and using it to pour a bucket of water on their head.

<FDM> ...

<FDM> you

<FDM> MY UPGRADE?????

<UPSILON> And FTL would obviously not assist in making sure that she's as soaking wet as the sopping wet slugcat everyone knows her to be, of course...

<FDM> MY FUCKING UPGRADE. THAT I MADE?

<UPSILON> Perhaps we could even flood the place a tad... Annoy the rest of the guests, and tarnish his reputation along with it~

<FDM> NOOOO

<FDM> SHE DOESNT HAVE A REPUTATION TO TARNISH

<FDM> LEAVE HER LOOONE

<UPSILON> Do you have any better ideas?

<FDM>

<FDM> ...

<UPSILON> ...?

<FDM> well,

<FDM> blood, for one...

<UPSILON> Blood.

<FDM> real blood.

<UPSILON> ...Real blood??

<FDM> vivisection's getting covered in fake slow-drying blood, for our wedding.

<FDM> slow-drying so they aren't just... sticky... the whole time.

<FDM> so,

<UPSILON> Real blood could hardly ruin one's ensemble, but it absolutely would put one in a sticky situation~!

<FDM> ...were you always this disgustingly corny.

<UPSILON> You were cornier, dear brother.

<FDM> i refuse to believe this slander and i'm cutting comms.

<UPSILON> NoooOOOOOO

<FDM> ...do sort of have to go now though

<UPSILON> .Oh.

<UPSILON> Well. It certainly was fun chatting again, my littlest of brothers~!

<UPSILON> Keep in touch?

<FDM> once my vacation's over.... maybe.

<FDM> ...good chat.

<FDM> see you later, yoops.

<UPSILON> Goodbye, Sunrise!

<UPSILON> Wait-

-=COMMUNICATIONS TERMINATED=-

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[historiansmp3]

it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[aretarers]

mantra when you fuck up is "i'm in my early 20s it's literally not a big deal"

[charlesoberonn]

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[butchdykekondraki]

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

[dorianpavus]

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[mysillycomics]