#for fucking love of fucking christ king
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ANDREW GARFIELD
attends the Headline Gala screening of "We Live In Time" during the 68th BFI London Film Festival.
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#andrew garfield#for fucking love of fucking christ king#portrait#valentino#the scarf 🫦#turquoise blue suit#don’t do this to me#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#the dilf-o-meter is broken#i just 😭😭😭😭#he's so fucking beautiful#absolutely breathtaking#he looks so good#bfi london film festival#headline gala#we live in time#world premiere#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#new release#tobias and almut#press tour#gif set#gif#my gifs#sincericida
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I’m sure that this is not a hot take and that a lot of people feel the same way but like…
The question “does it have spice?!🌶️🔥” makes me want to jump off a cliff. I’m out here looking for gothic book recommendations on Reddit, tumblr, and goodreads and WHY is this the first question so many people ask 😭
Look, I love erotica as much as the next person but come on. There have got to be other things that matter when recommending books or choosing to pick one up, my GOD.
#am I just old?#like am I being unreasonable?#I don’t want to blame booktok for this but I’m dying over here#and romance and spice are two different things#a lot of these spicy books are just straight up trash but people tout them as amazing romances#like excuse me?#if they’re having nasty sex within 50 pages it’s not romance#it’s not love at first sight either#it’s lust#Christ I just wanted a gothic book for fall and after I’ve been in a reading slump after finishing the shepherd king duology#don’t fucking recommend me haunting Adeline good GOD#anyway#if someone has a solid gothic recommendation pls send it my way#otherwise I’ll be forced to read Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights and I am more of an Austen girlie than a Brontë girlie#sorry grandma pls don’t haunt me from the afterlife for that#booktok cringe#anti booktok#I don’t even know how to tag this bc I’m not even anti booktok#book recommendations#book recs#someone help me#personal#rant#half the time the spice isn’t even good#I get better smut from fanfiction#I need to clarify that I don’t care if you like spicy books#go off girly pop#but I am BEGGING for a modicum of self reflection#spice should not be the only reason you’re reading a book 100% of the time holy fuck
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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Absolute hate how all Oda has to do is make one (1) fictional man with pretty hair to give me raging gender envy
Like this was so unnecessary and cruel, towards me specifically
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Think I'm just annoyed because One Piece doesn't really have very Gender characters **for me** specifically#'Cause most of the characters are either built like shit brick houses or have horrendous fashion senses#Which also applies to King. He is a Fucking Unit and his gimp suit looks horrendous#But you take off his stupid mask and let his pretty hair out and oh no he looks like he looks like a metalhead oh no that's kinda gender#(Like at most there was Sanji Sometimes because he's sufficiently twinkish and I like some of his suits.)#(And look I love him and his stupid self-loathing self-sacrificing ass but also I need to smack the shit out of Sanji and throw him in jail#(Do not let me get started on Hawkins very specifically in his fight against Killer because jesus christ)#(Toei did not have to go that hard on making Hawkins' hair look THAT FUCKING GOOD in that fight) (Dying of jealousy)#(I just want to have pretty long hair (but in a masc way) is that too much for me to ask)#((Feeling down and desperately need some serotonin so I picked up Wano again. Been a while 'cause I was so frustrated with the pacing))
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I do want to chew a bit and that's a literal sentence picture me chewing a nonphysical concept like gum on the lore of Dialtown with how phones are made because there is the intention to create this complexity around Callum and his decisions which I'M ALL FOR IT honestly because last time I saw a talking phone tell about his backstory I was left so shocked I had to take a break so it does make me wonder some things like... What even are the negatives of this? Of course it's an operation so it takes time and effort but even on top of that, what age is the surgery done at? How painful is the recovery? Do you need to undergo multiple surgeries as you grow up and your body grows? Is this even optional or is it a matter of peer pressure? Callum's goofy ass self induced dementia makes everything all the much more questionable because you have a world wide build up because of course <- I have feelings towards USA but no final point. I just super adore these things the story has it's so chewable.
#luly talks#dialtown#PEEPAW YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!#i do assume there's somewhat positive fuckin. physical things bc phones aholy shit#holy shit i just realized the most fragile phone in the fucking franchise is a fucking Nokia that's so funny Christ I'm slow#fucking hell randy you've been peed by a dinosaur <- (Spanish idiom)#um anyway uh.#yeah like Callum himself is like a fucking 100 years old#but idk to what extent that applies like look at jerry he's 30 and mf moans and whines like he's at the end of his life#did. he's ok now. i love you jerry. keep healing king#like to honestly judge callum i rlly gotta understand the pros and cons of what he did#bc if it is a completely positive thing that people simply followed bc dude was soooo right for it it's like ok cute!#but if it is . say. capitalism. its likd y'know#like hell who even provides heads? where do they come from? who picks them?#it's so GRURURHWJAUHAJAAIAHJ#i love world building ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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lol remember when eivor was like "i will not be captive to another man's gaudy design. my destiny is mine to weave." and then she. proceeded to be captive to a man's idea of what she should be and did not, in fact, weave her own destiny because she was too busy following the old god in her head despite having previously expressed blatant disinterest (and that's putting it mildly) in doing so. and then after finally finding safety and comfort among her people after a lifetime of scrounging and clawing for every ounce of happiness she ever got she then proceeded to die alone on the opposite side of an ocean from everyone who ever loved her and who she loved in return.
#normal and not at all ooc!! nothing to see here!!!#are we all just being hit by The Rage at the same time? cause that's what it feels like lmao#hahaha girlbonding (gn)#i don't remember who it was but someone said something that i'm definitely about to misquote#about the way that this ending makes more sense for male eivor (havi) than canon eivor#like a man who decides to abandon everything in the pursuit of knowledge with his past self who was also a dude? yeah sure! whatever#still sucks!! but i can almost see it#but eivor spending the rest of her life obsessing over her past life in which she was a man? feels bad!!#and they could have done some really interesting stuff with exploring eivor's relationship with her gender (gnc king) but they didn't#this was not that. like it was very clearly not written with that intent#and eivor abandoning everyone she loves in service of havi's own ends denies eivor agency in a way that feels soooo fucking gross#and it reeks of 'man writes ending for a character arc that would make sense for a male character'#idek if i'm making sense but like once again#i never wanted or expected a perfectly happy ending for her but jesus christ i feel like not wanting her to end up alone was not a tall ask#ac valhalla#eivor varinsdottir#eivor varinsdóttir#ky posts text#ac.txt
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i listened to malevolent part 40 and all i got was this lousy emotional damage
#malevolent#spoilers in the tags#just the music in this hurts at this point#arthur giving up oscar…..#andddd there is larson#i feel as if i’m in two places at once FUCK#god what if he does get sent back into the dark world#i need you????? jesus christ#SEPARATE#love how awkward it is whenever someone mentions it and now they actually have a way jfc#and theres the butcher great#john losing his humanity i cant breathe#HOLY SHIT NOEL#YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY KING IN THIS PLACE YES JOHN#THE UNDEFEATED I AM DEAD#FUCK NO NOT NOEL FUCKKKKK#trust me this one last time oh i am not surviving this#FUCKING KAYNE NO GO AWAY#DEAL REVEAL TIME IM NOT READY#HE WAS IN THE DARK WORLD ALREADY???? NOOOO#defeated?!? what do you mean what does that mean kayne fuck i dont even want to know#wait can they really just leave??? i dont buy it#what the fuck happened on the dark world holy fuck#FUCK HE KNOWS HE LIED FUCK#FUCKING KAYNE ALWAYS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME#thats enough of you whoever you are ahwjsjsj thats how i feel about kayne#another head exploded another day in malevolent !#okay i like kayne only when hes pulling peoples eyes out#DO NOT GO WITH HIM ARTHUR WHAT THE FUCK#THATS IT???? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHAT WHAT WHYA QHWLSKSK
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so about that new bsd chapter… what the fuck, am I right?
#king’s court#bsd#bsd spoilers#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs spoilers#AKUTAGAWAAAAA I LOVE YOU#also oh my fucking god what’s wrong with him#he doesn’t remember atsushi????#or apparently anything besides bram’s pledge to protect his princess and the commoners??#however he’s a badass right now so I can kind of forgive it#I can’t forgive the atsushi suffering though Jesus CHRIST can’t he ever catch a break????
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rereading trials of apollo and
oh my GOD. how did i even MISS this. cackling.
#for those of you who don't know#besides being awesome and all. this guy would also openly say that christ is gay.#king fucking shit#like no you dont get it.#he really said 'all they that love not tobacco and boys were fools'#like forreal#pjo#toa#trials of apollo#the burning maze#kit marlowe
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Grandpa do you know the sigma Ohio grimace shakes the rizzler into mewing????!?!!?
". . ."
"...The what?-"
*Congrats, young anon, you thoroughly confused (and concerned) the old man.*
#elder faerie cookie#🦋| fae king answers |🗡#roleplay account#fucking dying over this ask jesus fucking christ *wheeze* - poster#whoever you are anon i love (/p) and hate (/lh) you - poster
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ANDREW GARFIELD
piece of art.
#andrew garfield#piece of art#valentino#i'm hyperventilating#for fucking love of fucking christ king#portrait#the scarf 🫦#turquoise blue suit#don’t do this to me#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#the dilf-o-meter is broken#i just 😭😭😭😭#he's so fucking beautiful#absolutely breathtaking#he looks so good#bfi london film festival#headline gala#we live in time#world premiere#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#new release#tobias and almut#press tour#fashion#photoshoot#b&w photography#sincericida
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In between arc (kinda) episodes
Pt. 3
#so MOMOS GRANDPA IS ALIVE??? AND PLUTON IS HERE SO ROBIN LIED TO CROCODILE IN ARABASTA! QUEEN#THE NEW ADMIRAL JUST KILLED QUEEN AND MAYBE KING (PLEASE DONT!!) AND IS CALLING FOR A WARSHIP TO KILL LUFFY#oh luffy grabbing kid akdhaksj reluctant friend maker they call him... wdym youre going to kill me... come here lets smush cheeks#luffy is such a humble king.... also why am i crying here thinking how everything is so brautiful (and otsuru is alive) and i have to find#out buggy is a yonkou. what the hell did he do against the marines akdbaisbsks ????? HOW????#ofc luffy is obvious.... also the admiral could roam arund wano a little and grow some plants all over... it is needed after all...#take a breath.... meditate what you're going to do...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1080#also why is jinbe in there alone??? also i thought pluton was nika but pluton is in wano??? metaphorically yes.... my theory is in shambles#SHANKS???? 'momo and hiyori must have grown' well... recent update actually...#yamato got him!!!! fuck yes!!!#yasopp isnt ready to see usopp???? well boohoo... also why does this guy care about kid... nvm shanks got his arm i forgor xd#so shanks new about the fruit.... bc not even whos who knows...#barto burning shanks flag omg akdhsks#SABO KILLED COBRA???? that has to be a setup.... kuma escaped!!!! sabo is more popular than dragon somehow??? its bc he actually does stuff#MOMO CAN MAKE FIRE?? well kinda... shanks goes for the one piece.... what's in the air??? like you didn't have time before???#once again i <3 in between arc episodes.... i love getting fed new info....#nami new sharpshooter usopp step aside... and with one hand only... oh nvm.... it is rigged then#episode 1082#law and robin ponebesties.... jack gyojin???? also that is such a way to construct a city... wth RED PONEGLYPH!!! 3/4!!!#opening the frontiers frees the weapon.... inch resting also did luffy talk to him??? yamato could hear him because of the king's haki???#what is up with shank's haki.... jesus christ.... they were just watching lmao luffy can feel shanks omg.....#did he just leave or does he need the poneglyph still???#episode 1083
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genuinely fucking baffled at people who watch shows that are CLEARLY comedies and call them "devastating", expect "historically accurate" endings and basically act like of/md or go/mens were the first shows they've ever watched. you CAN'T all be media illiterate teenagers, i don't believe that, so why do you act like them :'(
#like i GET getting emotional/crying/being stressed out at sadder/tenser scenes but christ aliiiiiive#i don't. i just don't and dya wanna know why? because the rest of the show is not a fucking drama! and i know they're going to be alright!#and a ton of jokes will be made in the process!#mary fully intends to kill stede with a skewer to his brain and five minutes later they're talking about love!#IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON EARTH.#are you like those people who think shows for children are nonstop rainbows fun and little songs. would you say that lion#king is NOT a show for CHILDREN holy SHIT it's so DARK if you watched it today.#Are You People Good. For Realsies#shrimp thoughts
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"egg prices rising gave a huge profit boost to corperations" "cans of vegetables all over $1" "cans of beans all over $1" "produce prices skyrocket" "corporations profits rising" "minimum wage stagnant" "rent increase" "tip your landlord" "gas increase in price causes record profits" I am about to commit a crime do fucking henious.
#i belive all coprmerations and millionares should be shot in da head since nobody wanna ban guns and you wanna blame trans people#fir commiting perhaps three out if THOUSANDS of shootings#you want to control what we can and cant do with the media us government? you want to criminalize medical care for my body?#i hope you all die horrible deaths. i hope you are torn apart by crows. i hope mice eat your eyes.#i sm filled with love and hope for community and humanity but these people? they are no longer human and we should kill them#violence mention i guess if youre scared but everyhting i say stands im so fucking sick of it here im so mad life gets harder and harde#i cant save fucking money. well maybe i could if i never did anything fun again. jesus christ cant life have fucking meaning?? joy???#if you see some bitch talking about hating trans people or being pro gun just know that deep in my heart#i want them dead.#not your grandpa or mom whos mind is being pousoned because i belive some people are capable of chnage maybe some day#but those profiting? oh yeah kill them.#long tags but im so filled with rage. whats the point of having representatives who dont fu king represent their people#only their own motives? die!!!!!
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all the president's men is on my list to read but i also want to shout out to robert penn warren's all the king's men which i listened to as an audiobook and is this beautiful, lyrical, devastating reflection on the way politics can infect and corrupt. it has one of my favorite doomed, codependent friendships of all time. so, so, so beautifull written, the prose in it made me weep. like not to be "all books that win the pulitizer deserve it" i'm sure there are some that deserve it more than others, but man i get why this book won.
also i know people have polarizing opinions on john steinbeck but if you haven't read anything of his outside of of mice and men in freshman year, the grapes of wrath and east of eden are honestly ridiculously good and heart-wrenching and furious in the right way. i read grapes of wrath for the first time as a full adult and was astonished by how much is resonated as i was mostly indifferent to of mice and men as a teenager.
read old books! read books even if you didn't like them in high school! i've said this before, but some books are really just going to hit different when you're adult and yes i'm including every book you found boring in english class.
No babe it’s so cool and hot that you always insist that fantasy books written to meet a 4th graders’ comprehension skills have more complex themes and a greater sense of praxis than anything written for adults
#i realize this list is very male so i'm adding in: you need to read margaret atwood & ursula k le guin#also i genuinely love so much of barbara kingsolver the lacuna is one of my favorite books#this list is fantastic i added what wasn't already on my tbr to my list#there are audiobooks i just listen to and audiobooks i get fucking OBSESSED with and all the king's men was one of them#i spent. i think 30/40 hours with it? and jesus christ!!!!!! it fucked me up#oh and if we're talking sports books i loved the boys in the boy ngl - super well written and i felt like everyone was so FAMILIAR#at the end of the book which i loved. also. the greatest game ever played#which managed the impossible and a) made me care about golf and b) made golf actually TENSE#like the final 1/4 of that book i was legitimately on the edge of my seat. excellent writing.
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01 Jesus answered, You would have no power over me if it were not given to you from above. 🙏 #jesus
#jesusislord#follow jesus#faith in jesus#jesussaves#jesus is coming#belief in jesus#i talk to jesus#jesus christ#jesus fucking christ#jesus is the only way#jesus loves us#jesus is king#jesusisgod#jesus loves you#holy spirit#christian
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