#for anon 😉

[kmp78]

”SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE! THERE´S BEEN A ROBBERY!” 😱😭

Jared´s voice boomed through the yacht as his cabin door swung wide open and he ran out, almost hyperventilating.

“Wh…what´s going on? What´s the commotion?!”, Embo asked with a yawn as his head peeked through his cabin door, his eyes all bleary and sleepy. 🥱

“DIDN´T YOU HEAR?! I´VE BEEN ROBBED! WE GOTTA CALL THE COPS!”, Jared screamed in high pitch.

“Shhhhh! Keep your voice down! You´ll wake the whole damn ship!”, Embo tried to calm him down but it was no use. Principessa was already in one of her higher stages of hysteria, banging on walls and gasping for air as he ran up and down the corridor. 🏃‍♂️💨

A few more doors opened and messy bedheads peeked out in confusion as Jared sprinted past them.

Embo quickly grabbed his bathrobe and ran after his bestie, catching him just as he was about to kick down the captain´s door.

“Jared! Take a breath! Calm down!”

“NO! We´re all in danger!”, Jared kept screaming. 😱

“Okay but how? What happened? You said you were robbed?”

“I WAS!” 🥷

“But we´re in the middle of the ocean… Who would rob us?”, Embo asked confused.

“I DON´T KNOW! PIRATES?!”

“Pirates…? In the Mediterranean?” 🏴‍☠️

“PROBABLY! I DON´T KNOW!”, Jared wailed in despair. 😭

Embo sighed. 🙄

“Okay and what was stolen?”

“MY HAT!!!”

“What?”

“YOU HEARD ME! MY HAT! THE PIRATES STOLE MY HAT!” 👒

Embo reached out to his hyperventilating friend and pulled him down to the couch next to him.

“Okay, so the Pirates of the Mediterranean climbed on our yacht at 3 am and stole your hat. Is that what you´re saying?”

“You sound like you don´t believe me”, Jared replied as he squinted his eyes. 😑

“No no it´s not that. It´s just… well remember a couple of days ago you were certain your wallet got stolen at the restaurant and I ended up paying the bill but then you realized you hadn´t even brought your wallet. Remember?”, Embo asked as he tried to calm down the angry blubbery mess beside him.

“I remember…”, Jared sniffled. 🤧

“But that wasn´t my fault! My assistant gave me the wrong pants that morning and my credit card was in my other pants!” 🤷‍♂️

“Yes I know Jared, that was a tragic mistake on her part”, Embo replied. “Mostly because god damn those onion rings did some damage to my bank balance!” 💸

Jared chuckled. 🤭

“Yeah but they were good, huh?!” 🤤

“Yes Jared, they were excellent”, Embo replied with a chuckle, and continued.

“But my point is that could it be possible that you misplaced your hat?”

Jared stood up and his eyes flared with fire.

“EXCUUUSE ME?! YOU´RE ACCUSING ME OF THIS?!” 😤😡

Principessa was swiftly moving back to those higher levels… 🎛

“No I´m sorry, that came out wrong. What I meant to say was that maybe your PA made another tragic mistake and misplaced it for you?”, Embo quickly corrected himself.

Jared sat back down.

“Well that could be, they are awfully incompetent… Imagine the other day at breakfast I had to season my own eggs!”, he scoffed. 🙄

“I´m so sorry, man… I don’t know how you manage in these rough conditions…”, Embo stroked his hand.

“So what do you say? Should we go wake up your PA in the basement and ask her where she put the hat?”

Jared sniffled. “Okay… I just really love that hat…”, he whispered as Embo wiped away his tears with the sleeve of his bathrobe.

“I know, man…” 🤗

“Okay, come with me”, Embo said as he got up and started helping his friend off the couch.

*cough*, a soft female voice rang from the doorway behind them.

“AAAARGH!”, both Jared and Embo spun around startled. 😵

“Jeeeesus Christ you scared me!”, Jared bellowed at the young dainty model.

“I´m sorry…”, she replied. “I just heard a lot of noise and... is this the hat you were looking for?”

She reached towards them with a straw hat in her hand. 👒

“OH MY GOD! THAT´S MY HAT!”, Jared yelped delighted. “Where did you find it?!”

The young model fidgeted.

“Well… I… I was using it earlier BUT I SWEAR IT WAS JUST COS THE SUN WAS SO BRIGHT AND I DIDN´T WANT TO BURN!”, she replied, secretly hoping that no one in his team checks her latest IG posts. 😬🤞

“Oh… I see”, Jared replied as he hugged his hat. Secretly his ego enjoyed the fact that this young pet was so eagerly looking to join his “club”, but still... 🤨

“Well I was very worried about it…eh…uhm…”, he stuttered as he turned to Embo.

“Which one is this one again?”, he whispered. 🤔

“That’s Daria”, Embo whispered back.

“Ah yes Daria as I was saying I was very concerned for the wellbeing of my hat… These things aren’t cheap as you know. I just saw one like this in a souvenir shop in Portofino and it cost like 14,95 euros! Can you imagine, Embo?!”, Jared replied shaking his head. 😲

Embo stared at him for a few moments, reliving the moment when he paid 80€ for onion rings just days before. 😶💶

“Yes Jared, that´s very unfortunate.”

Jared nodded in agreement and turned back to Daria with a sly smile.

“Noooow… Daria sweetie…”, he smirked as he approached her and swept her under his arm and started leading her down the corridor towards his cabin.

“What do you say you and me and my hat spend some quality time together?” 😏

Daria giggled and blushed. ☺️

“Are you into roleplay?”, Jared whispered as he placed his precious hat on her head.

“I… I guess…?”, she replied.

“Okay goodie!”, Jared retorted with a smile as he lead her into his cabin and turned to close the door. 😈

“Tonight your name is…”

[mschismosa]

your yuri tgaa art is life changing

hi anon idk who you are but thank you from the bottom of my heart, ily, you've inspired me to draw today 🩷

[l3viat8an]

i absolutely cannot stop thinking about getting intimate w the brothers in open areas of HoL like the kitchen or library where anybody could walk in like it’s kinda hot 🤭🤭

-🪰 anon

Nsfw content MDNI

And it happens all the damn time when you have live with horny ass demons 24/7-

Getting caught in multiple different positions in half the rooms in the house with Asmo because he just can’t help it! You’re too cute and he’s always so sweet when he asks for a quick kiss….or two…or “Now just be good for me and bend over~ We can have a little more fun~” Always hearing whichever brother that walked in on you two yelling, “Get a damn room!” he’s just jealous XD

Getting caught with Beel in the kitchen, you’re sitting on the counter and Beel’s on his knees in front of you having a snack. Your moans fill the air and it’s usually Belphie or Satan that walks in on you. Watching for a minute before suggesting a change of location and how he could always put your mouth to good use~

Getting caught in the library with Lucifer or Satan railing you over the homework he’s supposed to be helping you with. Either one secretly hoping the other will walk in and see how obedient you’re being for him.

[nerd-artist]

It's been a fun bit of solidarity looking at the notes for your Talanah art and knowing we are all collectively losing it because of that amazing piece. How's it feel to completely dismantle the image of "normal" I had going? Because that AU art owns my soul rn.

Apparently I still don't know how Tumblr works because I had this ask waiting for more than a year. I’m so sorry, I’m the worst!

I guess this was referred to that Talanah as the goddess Nike I made (because she wins every poll, and everything, in general 😉). I’m so glad to have helped to transform your soul, I hope you feel more “normal” by now, Anon 💖✨✨✨

Thank you so SO much for your words, here is another Talanah to compensate the waiting.

I promise to check my inbox frequently, I’d love to have more of these.

Edit: Thank you @kelsochronicles for letting me use one of your amazing shots as a reference for this 💖

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

Heyy I'm the "why are all the good supernatural artists terrible people" guy. My point was, your art is genuinely amazing and I love how you draw characters and use colors ect ect, excepttt the fact you like incest. like actually what the fuck it's like a punch to the gut

What a lovely compliment fr, thank you!

I like sam and dean’s relationship specifically… its not like i like irl incest🤨

I was a bit of an anti once… and then neutral, but ive realized its all a bit silly

Do you truly believe every person who has ever made a film, written a book, or made art that includes illegal stuff (murder, incest, noncon, torture, cannibalism, underage, blackmail, physical assault, robbery, cheating etc. (the list goes on)) is a terrible person?🤔

People portray fictional characters doing sketchy shit all the time, we generally dont assume they think its chill to do irl… nor do we think they are bad people for liking to make horror movies for example

I promise you that horror film makers genuinely enjoy making fucked up gory shit, so why cant i enjoy drawing some fictional brothers making out? Do you think incest is worse than torture and murder🤨 i personally would rather some siblings fuck each other irl than people get tortured irl but maybe thats just me

Obviously you dont have to like my wincest art, if it gives you the ick thats totally fair! I get the ick from plenty of things myself. But maybe dont base your judgement of others/morals on your ick response…

Live and let live💙

[xoluvx]

hi babyyy! can you do a fic of billie and reader based around the song “break up with your girlfriend” by ariana grande

[pellucid-constellations]

Guys be honest did any of you try shifting in 2020 when we were all trapped in our houses I want to know

[avonne-writes]

You seem to like headcanons so...

What if it was the Soviets that liberated Bucky and the rest of POWs? Imagine the now-free soldiers getting into a Soviet base to sort out the paperwork regarding who they are and who do they have to ship to which base etc. And when they get that sorted out they stick at the base for a night to finally get some rest. But of course they celebrate. Bucky and some of the guys from their Stalag room go drinking with a group of Soviet soldiers. There's vodka and there's a radio. Bucky can't help himself and starts singing in gibberish even though he can't understand a word of the songs being played. The Soviets figure he won't stop singing so they teach him how to at least buther the lyrics a little bit less. Bucky in turn teaches them the refrain of Blue Skys. And as the evening drags on the youngest of the Soviets, Mirko, short for Miroslav, gets a brilliant idea to teach Bucky the hopak dance. And somehow after about a million tries, Bucky figures it out.

Fast forward to after the war and Bucky is dragging Buck to a bar. They had just moved into the house Buck had once thought would be for him and Marge, and Bucky found out about a bar nearby where other wwii vets hang out. There they meet a guy called Marcus, who was a part of the band. As it turned out he also spent some time among Soviets. He and Bucky bond and Bucky convinces him to play Katyusha, insisting he actually knows how to sing along. His vocals barely resemble the actual lyrics and his company, new to his lack of singing talent groans. Buck just leans on the bar, chuckling at the scene. After many complaints, Bucky is forced to stop singing and rather goes dancing with the rest of the group.

The band is in the mood for upbeat music tonight and Bucky's having the time of his life. He almost gets Buck to join. Almost. Accepting his defeat, he starts to dance with a pretty girl, Marcus's girlfriend, spinning her around and winking at Buck who frowns in return. The girl dances with Bucky a moment more and then notices a dance circle forming and pushes him into it. Bucky, realising what happened flashes her a grin and for god knows what reason, decides to do the hopak dance. The company cheers and he almost kicks accidentally kicks a guy called Paul in the shin. Bucky loses his balance and falls on his ass laughing. He stands up, bows, and makes way to the bar. He orders himself another whiskey and leans toward Buck, bumping his shoulder.

"Where on Earth did you learn that?" asks Buck, taking a sip of his ginger beer.

"You liked it, huh?"

"It was the Russians, wasn't it?"

"Admit it, you liked how quickly I dropped into that squat," teased Bucky, "makes you wonder how quickly I could drop to my knees." This made Gale almost snort out his ginger beer.

Bucky downed his whiskey, winked at him and skipped back onto the dancefloor. Buck just rolled his eyes with a chuckle. His eyes were still a little bit pink, though, as he watched Bucky dance.

Bucky was half asleep and heavily drunk as Buck drove them home. His head was slumped on the window and he kept murmuring that Soviet song under his breath. It sounded just as horrible as when he belted out the lyrics out loud.

I do like headcanons! Thank you so much for sharing this, dear 😊 Haha, Bucky does seem like the type who bonds with strangers over drinking songs, language barrier be damned. And he'd show off what he learned later on as well. I know what you sent is more of a fluffy plot bunny, but we can also think of the more serious aspects of what would have happened if they were liberated by the Soviets. That could also make for an interesting fic.

[zuppizup]

Callum being immensely distressed whenever rayla is uncomfortable or in pain, God forbid she ever gives birth the poor lad won’t survive the experience

Callum: How’s this? We get Stella to teleport the baby out!

Rayla: For the love of… No, Callum! I’ll be fine.

[odinsblog]

I am not American but in my country you have different types of insurances that could be of use here. For example there is a distinction between life insurance > you get payed a sum after death or certain amount of time that you could use for anything you want AND there also is a funeral insurance specifically for covering the costs related to the funeral. If the second one exists it might feel less profit from death'ish I can imagine

[re: this post]

Thank you, anon. I genuinely appreciate your input 🙏🏿

They’re insisting on the former kind of insurance, but if the latter exists here and it’s affordable, then that’s definitely worth my consideration, and I would definitely feel less like a supervillain about it

Plus, I just hate the insurance industry here. You pay and pay and pay for something, but the moment you go to use what you’ve been overpaying for, the insurance company goes 😮

[aphroditelovesu]

Glad you're back! I was getting worried ngl.

Anyway, now that chapter 13 is out, I'm popping back in with my own thoughts again. It's only two parts this time, don't worry

Part 1: pregnancy (again)

The more I think about I think this pregnancy is scary, not just because it was kinda forced, but just how dangerous it is in general. Even today with modern medicine so much can go wrong from gestational diabetes and an ectopic pregnancy to an amniotic embolysm during burth. Hell, in ancient Greece, childbirth was the leading cause of death for women. The fact that it's twins (even though she doesn't know it yet) puts her at even greater risk.

On the note of twins, I do wonder if during the later part of the pregnancy, if she (and others) will suspect that there's more than one baby. I guess it will depend on how she "carries" her pregnancy.

Finally, while it's kinda obvious that everyone will be hoping for an heir (aka a boy) I imagine Alexander would low key hope for a girl, especially one that looks like the reader. He gives me girl dad vibes, and would no doubt adore and spoil his (literal) little princess. I don't know how he will or would treat a son in comparison though.

That's it for now. The second and last part is incoming soon!

--O-

I finally found your spiels in my inbox 😔 I'll answer them all now :)

For sure!! The Reader's pregnancy is not only forced but there is also every danger involved in her dying during childbirth, something very common for the time. But I've already thought about it and when the time comes, you'll find out. 😉

They will suspect it is twins eventually, due to the size of the belly and also other factors that will be discussed later. Oh boy, there's no doubt that Alexander is going to freak out about this, both ways.

Everyone wants a male heir but Alexander would love to have a girl with Reader and he will have a little princess!! Without a shadow of a doubt, he would love to spoil her and be protective in general with her. With a son, there will be a more old-fashioned upbringing, but Alexander will try to be a better father to his son than his father ever was to him.

[pkmn-smashorpass]

The comedic genius brought to this blog brightens my day

[kikker-oma]

This is gonna sound silly

But what if I hate everything I've done for fan joy July so far?

I've done everything traditionally and want to make the switch to digital but I don't think there's going to be time to play around with it.

Any advice?

This isn't silly at all!

I completely understand feeling unsatisfied with art and am so sorry you hate what you've done☹️

If it's any consolation I HIGHLY doubt it's as bad as what you think! We are absolutely our own worst critics

At this point it's totally up to you! Keep going how you have been (traditional is super impressive btw, mad respect) , and gift your art as it is, try to convert to digital and maybe be late -which is totally fine-, or a secret third option haha😂

Truly, even if it's not the quality you may have hoped for, I promise you that whoever recieves your gifts will be ecstatic!! Like, I've never once seen anyone upset to receive fan art since I joined Tumblr a year and a half ago❤️

I think most people here understand that fan art and fan fiction is such a work of heart and the fact that anyone would create solely because they felt inspired by their creation??? Immaculate vibes!!

JUMPING UP AND DOWN VIBES!!

I've been so blessed to have people gift me writing and even art and no matter how short or long, if it was hastily made or super planned out, I've honestly enjoyed every single one and adore them all.

No matter what you do, people will be happy❤️ at the end of it all, this challenge is meant to give back! No matter your skill level❤️

[ekingston]

what do you think Lena likes more? the super strength, super speed, supermodel hair, or (super) old-timey slang?

honestly anon i think closest-to-canon Lena for the most part sees Kara’s superpowers as something she... tolerates? like sure, absolutely, it’s what Kara does, it’s one of the things that informs her behavior and the things she prioritizes in her life. but it’s not who Lena fell in love with. that’s Kara Danvers, who is, sure, an alien but not in the ‘bird! plane! superman!’ way, but in a 'deeply kind and joyful being who went through the worst and somehow still hopes for the best' way. so out of the options you listed? honestly i think it would be the old-timey slang! it’s one of Kara’s many quirks and oddities that marks her as always having been an outsider, always slightly out of time, and i think that’s one of the many things that Lena feels they have in common!

[the-hole-in-terzos-shoe]

for the smut prompts, 23 and 40 with copia??

Hi ghestie ❤️ sorry it took me a couple days to get back to you on this! I was a little busy and not feeling creative but I wanted to give this my attention ✨ so thank you!

NSFW below the cut 🥰

Lounging on the little folding futon in Copia's room, you're locked in an intense co-op mission in Bubble Bobble. However, your friend finds his eyes wandering, taking in the curve of your hip, the way your t-shirt hugs your bust.

"C'mon, Cardi! You're down to your last life!"

"...m'not a Cardinal anymore, amico," he softly reminds you, returning his attention to the screen in front of him.

But he just can't get the idea off his mind... He wants to lay on his side with you, pressing himself against your backside.

Finally, once Copia loses his last life, you go down soon after him since you didn't have him to support you on the mission anymore.

You deadpan a look over to him as the Game Over screen flashes, "I know you can do better than that."

The look he gives you... It's one you've seen before. It sends heat right to your core, although you know you shouldn't feel that way about him.

"Oh no, don't give me that look," you shoot at him, "I'm your best friend! I shouldn't even know what your 'I wanna fuck' face looks like!"

Dropping the rectangular controller, his hand moves to squeeze the obvious tent in his burgundy sweatpants. Watching him touch himself so boldly makes you squish your thighs together, and you sit up so you're more face-to-face with the man.

"Per favore," it comes out as a half-ask as his eyes drink in your form, noticing your belly button peaking out from under your shirt and your strong hips spilling over the waistband of your own sweatpants.

"Papa, you can have anyone in the Abbey. Want me to go find you some unassuming Sister? Or a ghoul even??" You try to get out of what you know you're already locked into.

"I can have anyone in the Abbey, yet... You're right here, topolino," the hunger in his eyes intensifies as he looks at you like a cat trapping its next meal. Gently, almost too gently, his leather clad fingers circle your waist, sending a shiver down your spine.

"So you want me because it's convenient, huh?" Your voice quivers as his touch becomes heavier, his hot breath on your lips as he closes in on you.

He doesn't say anything, just leans down for his lips to find your neck, licking and nipping at the spots he knows will drive you crazy.

Choking back a little moan, you put your hand on the center of his chest, pushing him off of you just enough to say, "This is a one time thing, alright?"

His eyes flick up to yours before he chuckles deeply, lips returning to your neck as he rolls you back on the little futon. "You say that every time, tesoro," he whispers in your ear.

[thewrothode-if]

Who would take a peek at bathing mc?

Thyra:

Female MC: She will gaze for a long time, but immediately look away if you catch her.

Male MC: Not even a chance.

Gungir:

Female MC: Hell no!

Male MC: You’re a man, he’s a man. No problem here. He will take a peek, but will feel very shy about it.

Raud:

Female MC: You will never catch him taking a peek.

Male MC: Only a quick peek…

Anne:

Female MC: NO.

Male MC: NEVER!

???:

Female MC: Oh yeah.

Male MC: Oh yeah.