#for all of it. all of this. all of sm.

[atinymexicanbird]

Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[capric0rn]

[freak-pup]

Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

[chloesimaginationthings]

This isn’t Gregory and Cassie’s first meet in FNAF..

[slavhew]

dandadorks

[otto-doctavius]

snooooork mimimimimi

[demonicsuffrage]

It's so wild when you think about how much of a shift the batkids had after they were adopted by Bruce, because NONE had a sibling and were like-

Dick, who accidentally walked into Tim's room, spotting the robin shrine he has there:

Tim: ...I can explain

Dick, walking out: Nevermind! It's my fault for wishing for siblings when I was a kid

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Jason: Who the hell tweeted 'skibidi toilet rizz' 56 times from my twitter?!

Tim, salty about the titans tower incident, laptop in hand still open to Jason's twitter account:

Jason:

Jason: I wish Bruce had adopted a puppy instead of you.

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Damian, fuming after Bruce got them a shared hotel room on a vacation: I miss the days when I was an only child

Tim: Didn't your mom make like two thousand clones of you?

Damian: I would've preferred sharing my inheritances with all 2000 of them instead of you

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Dick, entering his room at the manor after a patrol and spotting Duke on his bed and immediately shrieking: BRUCE, THERE'S A RANDOM KID IN MY ROOM

Bruce: Dick, this is your newest brother, Duke

Dick: And you gave him my room?!

Duke: Wow, the colour scheme in here is so 80s

Dick: Consider me and you estranged from now on

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Bruce: Jason, unblock your brother, he is currently crying in the living room because of it.

Jason, had blocked Dick after the thirst trap Dick posted got over 100k views on tiktok and now everyone and their sibling was asking for Dick's number: What brother? I identify as an only child.

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[notherpuppet]

💜💚💙 v. 🖤❤️💛

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[shyaringan]

the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸

[siyaazu]

True pacifist ending.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week