#food fridays

[exhausted-archivist]

World of Thedas Vol. 2 : Recipes from The Whole Nug

Running from left to right going from the top down we have images for:

Starkhaven Fish and Egg Pie

Nug-Nug

Jellied Pigs Feet

Alamarri Pickled Krone

Pig Oat Mash

Dalish Deep Forest Comfort

Mad Bernard's Gift of Flesh

Raider Queen's Bread of Many Tongues

The Blessed Apple

Fun fact, if you look at all the foods, they have a fish included or hidden in every image.

Place of origin and page numbers for every recipe listed:

Starkhaven, p.283

Orlesian, p. 284

Free Marches, p. 285

Alamarri/Ferelden, p. 287

Kirkwall/Hanged Man, p. 288

Dalish - Orlais, p. 289

Orlesian, p. 290

Rivain, p. 293

Orlesian, p. 294

[panthermouthh]

“When I run over the frightful catalogue of my sins, I cannot believe that I am the same creature whose thoughts were once filled with sublime and transcendent visions of the beauty and the majesty of goodness. But it is even so; the fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

[formulaonedirection]

English food number 1 hater Franco Colapinto

[pcerise]

MORE amethios

[leostimstuff]

Lite Funkin Pico for some friends!! Based around melon soda bc my qpp said that’s what he tastes like and it’s so true

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[mspaint-flower]

Can we have Vflower eating a poptart idk

no thought

[kilianromero]

Eat Spaghetti, Motherfuckers (1952)

[gemharvest]

mean to him

[outofcontextbrutalmoose]

(from TGI FRIDAY’S FROZEN FOODS)

[rwac96]

Bad Luck Amuck (RWBY Shitpost)

Qrow: *shaking his flask* "Empty. This can't be good."

Ruby: *approaches* "Uncle Qrow, what's wrong?"

Qrow: *exhales* "Ruby, I'm outta whiskey."

Ruby: *smiles* "So, you won't get drunk and be smelly for a while."

Qrow: *serious* "Ruby, do you remember what my Semblance is?"

Ruby: *blinks* "Luck--." *realization* "Oh, fudge."

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*Yang was riding Bumblebee, until the front wheel suddenly lost a bolt, came loose and the cycle tipped over, causing Yang to be flung across the Valeian street*

Yang: *tossed* "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"

*Pyrrha and Jaune are sitting at a diner, enjoying an outing and it seems like Jaune leans in to kiss his partner...until Yang crashes in through the window and crash lands on the knight*

Pyrrha: *horrified* "Oh, Gods!" *stands up* "Jaune, Yang--Huh!?"

*Jaune did end up kissing...Yang, who quickly gets up, red-faced*

Jaune: *confused* "YANG?!"

Yang: *blushing* "Oh, Gods! My bike lost a wheel, I wiped out and I got smooched by VB!" *covers her face* "My luck can't get worse than this!"

*Yang is then lifted up by her gauntlets...by an unamused Pyrrrha, brandishing Milo with murderous intent*

Yang: *eyes widened* "It was an accident! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!"

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*Weiss was in a sparring match against Cardin and she was about to fire some Ice Dust until the chamber in Myternaster jammed*

Weiss: *alarmed* "What!?" *presses the trigger again, nothing* "No! Not now!"

Cardin: *tightens his grip on The Executioner* "Perfect!"

*Cardin charged towards Weiss, swinging his mace and landing a devastating blow upon her stomach, hurling her towards the edge of the arena and shattering her Aura*

Weiss: *on the ground* "Ugh! Weapon jammed and beaten by that brute. This can't get any worse--."

Coco: "HEY! Where the hell are her panties?!"

Weiss: *blushes* "WHAT?!" *she quickly tugs her skirt down...accidentally tearing her entire dress off...now naked for all to see* "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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*Blake was sprinting with all of her ability, fleeing from an angry mob as she had lost her bow...her feline ears exposing her Faunus Heritage*

Enraged Valeian: *brandishing a gun* "GET HER! GET THAT ANIMAL!!"

Radicalized Youth: "HANG HER!!" *holding a noose* "I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!!"

Blake: *running* "I told Ruby I didn't want to dogsit Zwei, and this happens! This can't get any--!"

*Blake bumps into something, no someone...a White Fang Member and their comrades...recognizing Blake, who was now surrounded*

Blake: *tearing up* "N-No...."

WF Grunt: "DEATH TO THE TRAITOR!!"

Radicalized Youth: "KILL HER AND THE OTHER ANIMALS!!"

Blake: *cornered, sobbing* "Brothers, NOOOO!!!"

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Ruby: *pale* "Oh, no. I gotta warn--UGGHH!!" *she keels over, clutching her stomach* "Oh, Gods!"

Qrow: *alarmed* "RUBY!!"

Ruby: *growing paler* "I think... I think that brownie was worse than bad..."

[runningupthatvecna]

this is a little 18+ so look away, i've been sick in bed since sunday and therefore my fever dream wrote this, not me.

aaaaaa bye

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to be honest i just want eddie and geta to serve me tea and then because they couldn't care less about getting sick themselves they'd just come and sandwich me inbetween them to keep me nice and warm in our shared lush canopy bed

eddie in nothing but his boxers and geta in a seethrough white flowy robe with golden ornaments (that is loosely tied around his waist)

they'd keep me pressed close between their bodies, eddie in the front, geta behind me, while breathing in my scent and hands roaming everywhere and caressing every inch of skin they can find

and in return to show my gratitude i'd softly moan and whimper at their touches and cockwarm them with kisses to their thick necks until they both get so desperate that they just have to fuck the cold out of me while chanting their own symphony of praise and moans into my ear with each thrust as they tell me how good i am for them to let them just use me like that even though i'm sick

yeah that would be nice i think

[beccawise7]

Friday Feels..💜🖤💜🖤

~beccawise7 💜🖤

[scarybabe]

fat is so lovely 💗

[mischievousspooks]

[catfindr]

[leostimstuff]

Beefgeef….biffgif if you will. Anyways bf and gf stimboard with cherry and blue raspberry themed stims bc they taste like that 2 me

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