#flustered the heck outta me

[puppyie-innit]

thinkin bout a ler playin pat-a-cake with their lee >:3

The ler’s grin stretches wide, a mischievous glint flickerin in their eyes as they lean closer, hands poised like a playful predator ready to pounce. Their fingers hover momentarily before tappin rhythmically against the lee’s tummy, starting the familiar and oh-so-devious game of “Pat-a-cake.”

🎶 “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,” 🎶

Their singsong voice is light and teasin, the cadence perfectly matchin the gentle taps and pokes delivered to the soft surface beneath their fingers. Each poke elicits a spark of giggles from the lee, whose resolve crumbles almost immediately. They squirm, their shoulders twitchin as they fight the urge to pull away, but the bubblin laughter spillin from their lips betrays their motives.

The ler’s fingers gain momentum, dartin and dancin quicker with every beat. Their grin grows even wider as they watch the lee’s laughter rise, the soft “eek!” slippin out as the lee’s body flinches beneath the relentless tappin.

🎶 “Bake me a cake as fast as you can!” 🎶

The ler’s voice is lilting, full of playful mock-seriousness, while their fingers press just a little harder, teasin the lee’s sensitive sides with pokes and prods and the occasional scribble. The poor lee gasps between giggles, their pleas tumbling out in broken protests. “Nooo-hohohoho! Stahahahap!” they squeal, their squirmin now more desperate, though they can’t seem to wiggle far enough away from the ler’s dexterous fingers.

🎶 “Roooooollll it, paaaat it, and mark it with a B!” 🎶

As they sing the next verse, the ler takes their time, draggin their knuckles in a rolling motion over the lee’s belly, mimickin the kneadin of dough. The sensation draws another round of helpless laughter, the lee’s high-pitched giggles blendin with the ler’s teasin chuckles. With every “pat,” the ler applies a playful pressure, delightin in how the lee’s breath hitches and their laughter rises in pitch. And as they dramatically enunciate the final “B,” their fingers curl slightly, nails scratchin over the lee’s sides, diggin just enough into a sensitive spot that makes the lee shriek with mirth.

“Ohhh, what’s this?” the ler teases, their voice drippin with faux innocence as their fingers trail up to the lee’s ribs, tracin lazy, infuriatin circles. “My little one likes this game, don’t they? Looks like I’m bakin’ up somethin’ extra ticklish here!” Their drawl is as relentless as their touch, makin the lee’s face flush a deep shade of pink as they thrash about.

“THIHIHIS IS SOHOHO STUHUHUPIHIHIHID!” the lee manages to squeal, though their protests are lost amid their uncontrollable laughter.

🎶 “And toss it in the oven for baby and me!”🎶

The ler punctuates the final line by dippin their head down to nuzzle their face right in the center of the lee’s tummy, lingerin for dramatic effect. Then, without warning, they take a deep breath and blow a loud, buzzin raspberry on their belly button. The vibration jolts through the lee’s entire body, sendin them into hysterical, breathless laughter. Their legs kick out wildly, and their hands weakly push at the ler’s head, though it’s clear they’re far too lost in their giggle-fit to mount any real resistance.

The ler sits up, their face alight with playful triumph as they watch the lee’s flushed, crimson red face. “Awww,” they coo, “mockingly” affectionate, “looks you can’t take it. Guess I’ll just have to keep bakin’ until we get this recipe just right!”

With that, they dive back in, their fingers wigglin mercilessly over the lee’s tummy, sides, and ribs, each touch accompanied by laughter that fills the room like a melody.

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Yeah, I'd like a date night fic with Xinyan, Ayaka and Furina. Hold the skibidi and let it rizz until it mews please and thank you

(Genshin Impact) Date Night with Xinyan, Ayaka, and Furina

I still don't even understand any of those words.

Xinyan decided to eat at Wanmin Restaurant with S/O for their date.

She doesn't really dress all that different, but she does at least put the effort to make sure her hair is neater, as well as grabbing some perfume!

Though that one was a bit of a moot point, considering they'd both smell like food by the end of the night, but that was beside the point.

Sitting across from them on the table, Xinyan seems more energetic than usual as she bounces in her seat, chatting away with S/O about whatever came to mind.

(S/O) "Hah, you seem really excited tonight, Xinyan."

(Xinyan) "How could I not? We finally get to eat together after like, two weeks! Course I'd get all giddy with ya! Heck, I even did something special for tonight! Did ya notice?"

(S/O) "Your...makeup?"

(Xinyan) "...Hm. Guess I didn't adjust my hair enough. Explains why I still scare the daylights outta people."

S/O reached over the table to grab Xinyan's hand, suddenly turning her attention to her lover.

(S/O) "You're perfect the way you are to me."

Xinyan's mouth drops a little at the compliment before chuckling and squeezing S/O's hand back.

(Xinyan) "Jeez, when did ya become such a smoothtalker, S/O?"

The rest of the night passes far too quickly for XInyan's liking, though that compliment in particular stuck with her for many weeks after, never failing to make her into a blushing mess everytime she thought of it.

Ayaka's desire for date was quite simple: a walk through the streets of Inazuma with her S/O.

But due to her status as a Kamisato, the date would no doubt end up needlessly complicated and busy.

Especially depending on the status of S/O's birthplace and occupation.

Instead, the date ends up becoming far more relaxing, a walk through nature together.

With no one to see them, Ayaka doesn't have to worry about trying to keep prim and proper and simply be a normal girl.

Her thoughts are promptly interrupted when S/O gives her a light peck on the cheek, stunning Ayaka as she turns bright red.

(S/O) "Thinking again, Ayaka?"

Quickly being brought to the present, Ayaka gives them a smile as they continue walking under the moonlight on the trail near the Kamisato Estate.

(Ayaka) "My apologies, I was not ignoring you, was I?"

(S/O) "Nope, you just looked really cute."

Ayaka giggled at their teasing and shifted her arm to hold them closer, her smile growing bigger by the second.

(Ayaka) "T-Thank you, S/O."

Furina's idea for a date night was to:...Honestly, she didn't really know what sounded good.

They could always go out and watch a play together, go to some fancy restaurant, or something along those lines.

But S/O made a suggestion that honestly sounded much more appealing.

(S/O) "We could just have some dessert at home and cuddle!"

And now, Furina got to enjoy some rather delicious cake, with S/O feeding her a bite every now and then as she savored the flavor.

All the while, she sat on the couch enjoying the peace and quiet she had worked hard to earn for herself.

Furina sighed in content as she snuggled closer to S/O, a small but tired smile growing.

(S/O) "Furina? I think you got something on your face."

Furina's eyes widened at that and a hand moved to wipe a smudge of icing off-

Before S/O's hand gently grabbed her chin and faced it toward them, kissing the corner of her lip and then brushing their thumb at the spot.

Leaving her completely stunned for a moment.

(Furina) "I-...T-Thank you for getting that." ahem!

Though she was completely flustered now, she'd be lying if she said that didn't make her heart skip a beat.

...Or several.

[gumiluver]

I'm begging you on my knees, can you write a little more of bully Toji???

oh heck yea I can luv, ‘bouta speak some straight facts about bully!toji >:) <3

cover pic credit: @/miywao on pinterest | border credit: @/cafekitsune

luver <3: afab!reader x fushiguro/zen’in toji

byr/byi: the content in this fic is not suitable for individuals under the age of 18, minors please do not interact (you will be blocked!) | wc: ~500

cw: toxic relationships, mean/bully toji, degradation, exhibition (slightly), possessiveness, guest appearance w shiu :D

an: this is my first time doing a drabble so pls pls plssss tell me your guys’ thoughts!! inbox & requests are open as always!! <3

bully!toji has a mouth on him, unlike that of any of the men you’ve ever met before. his words are much meaner than his actions, calling you all sorts of nasty little names as he bullies his cock in your womb, “piece a fuckin’ work you are, gonna slut ya out real good.” <3

bully!toji scolds you like a father, knowing it hits on a much deeper, psychological level. he knows it’s fucked up, but that’s what entices him to you in the first place—loving the way you fold so easily once he’s got you laying over his lap, scolding you like the misbehaving brat that you’ve been, “how many fuckin’ times I gotta spank ya before you learn your lesson eh? Don’t mouth off t’ me again, brat.” <3

bully!toji has no mercy, dueling out punishments to the full extent. no amount of kickin’ or cryin’ could get you away from him and his arsenal of ‘weapons’ fully loaded and ready to make you bend to his will and submit—like the good girl he knows you can be, “don’t start strugglin’ now brat, you dug your grave—now fuckin’ lie in it.” <3

bully!toji absolutely looooves it when the waterworks come to play, your teary eyes matching your slick pussy as they each let drops of your essence roll down along your flesh, trailing sweet little lines or toji to lick and kiss as he bites and sucks at your flesh. the single act of kindness he’ll do for you before he ravishes you to completion, “fuuuuck…who knew such a spoiled lil princess could taste so fuckin’ sweet.” <3

bully!toji doesn’t really care if you apologize for your bratty behavior, it’s waaaay too late for that, but he does think it’s cute—he can’t help but be a big softy for you internally, his heart clenching in agony at your huffs of frustration. but how else were you gonna learn? sending you off without any consequences would be a disservice to you—that’s what he keeps tellin’ himself as he continues pistoning his hips into you at a bruising pace, not letting up even when you beg, “ya had your chance pretty thing, don’t think battin’ your eyelashes and poutin’ will get ya outta this one.” <3

bully!toji purposefully messes with you too, loving how you get so flustered, so wound up. he’ll watch you scrunch your brows in anger, stomp your feet a little louder as you sashay your hips away from him, “where do ya think your goin’ girl? ya better get that pretty ass of your back over here if you know what’s good for ya.” <3

bully!toji knows your bratty mouth is all just a little act, “his little drama queen,” he’ll say to Shiu whenever the two of you are at each others throats in front of him. toji doesn’t mind it one bit tho, it just means he gets to play with you for longer, and maybe with an audience just this once, “if I didn’t know any better I woulda missed that sass slip between that nasty mouth a yours—whaddaya’ think Shiu? should we train that mouth better?” <3

and while bully!toji may seem to completely and unequivocally despise you to his hearts content, he realizes that you’ve been the only person in his life that has made him feel so passionate, so alive—it makes him mad with desire to a point where all he can think of is making you his and only his brat, “don’t get it twisted now doll, your mine. I don’t care who I gotta fuck up to make it known to everyone but you. are. mine—got it?” <3

As always, likes, comments, follows, reblogs, and any other form of interaction is greatly appreciated <3 #supportcreators

[echantedtoon]

DILF Eustass Kid Headcannons

Since there's a cannon concept design for Kid at both 40 n 60 years old I'm disappointed by the severe lack of writing for DILF Eustass Kid. So here's some from me.

*Despite being older he hasn't lost his attitude or spunk. Although compared to his younger self he is a bit more level headed now.

*extremely experienced with relationships. If you're uncomfortable or unsure about anything going into the relationship, he's very much willing to be patient and guide you through anything or give advice.

*speaking of advice, he's very good at giving advice on pretty much anything having already been through most things. Need to know what knife to use for stabbing? He's got you. Need help with difficult tax info? Scoot over and he'll help point out the best(way to evade them-) guy for the job. Want help choosing the best wood for a project? Oh he's an expert. Only thing he can't help you with is cooking. He's calling up Killer for that.

*SO domestic in a retired pirate, handyman way. Most likely you two are gonna be living on the Victoria Punk he converted into a giant house boat apartment thing for his crew and himself. He's always fixing things from the sink and shower to keeping up with the usual maintenance a ship needs. So it's not uncommon to see him mopping the deck or eyeing a loose board in the floor either.

*Personality pretty much stays the same. He's just as flirty, overprotective (if not more-), and stubborn as he always was twenty or thirty years ago.

*Spoils the every living heck outta you(Sugar Daddy-). Want a new purse? He's buying you the latest fashion. A necklace with a matching set of earrings? You're getting good days nights to that nice restaurant you wanted to go to.

*Ironically he'll sometimes say the stereotypical 'back in my day' line when annoyed at new generations of pirates. Don't point it out. He'll get very huffy and annoyed if you tease him about it. You'll be getting the silent treatment for the rest of the day.

*Ya both probably met by you hitting on him first. Probably won't admit it, but he's a little self conscious about the age gap and knows it's not the most normal relationship out there, but he still loves you.

*Annoyed with younger men try hitting on you and judging your relationship. Just because he's technically 'retired' doesn't mean he still won't take someone's life. They better pray that he doesn't hear anyone calling you a golddigger. If they do...Well they'd be lucky if they just end up with a giant hospital bill. Makes him a little more overprotective over you as a result.

*Melts if you kiss his scars and call him handsome. Helps boost his ego and eased his insecurities about the relationship.

*If y'all end up having kids he panicks less than if you had kids with a younger him. By now he's been through so much(jail, bloody fights, near death situations-) that it doesn't phase him too much. In fact he's probably more prepared after watching Killer and some of his own crew getting married and eventually having kids of their own.

*Don't ever call him a 'dilf'. He'll tease you endlessly and trying to insist on you calling him 'Pirate Daddy'. He's got no shame being called a dilf and if anything laughs from how flustered/embarrassed you get at him for teasing you about it.

[helluvapurf]

*deep breathes* Sooo, those last couple mins from the latest "Full Moon" ep... lets talk about that🍵🍵

Welp, here it is folks... the ep that finally gave us that hyped up "Asmodeon crystal" exchange teased at in the S2 Pt. 2 trailer. And... hooooo boi, I have formed so. many. thoughts. upon rewatching that scene a few times. Some that are... kiiiinda on the rant-y spectrum the more I lingered on 'em, so how bout I share them here lmao

Fair warning in advance, this maaaaay not be particularly "nice" to Stolas in these rambling thoughts, so if anyone out there's a big Stolas(+itz) fan... yall might wanna skip reading ahead- lol .w.;;

*claps*

Okay, so to start things off on a (semi?) positive note, the animation & lighting here is quite beautiful to look at. The glittery curtains, the shine in Blitz's eyes throughout his shifting emotions, even the shots of that one broken chandelier (which I thiiink might've been the same one him & Stolas played under as kids?) was a neat bit of symbolism ngl.

Props to Brandon Rogers as well for his voice-performance on Blitz here cause... gawd did it hit me in the heart how much hurt you feel from his yelling ;-;💔

Curious to see more of the use of Blitz's new Asmodeon crystal in future adventures (esp from that one shot in the trailer w/ him using the portal effects against the DHORK crew), it looks cool~ ✨👍

....ummmm, ok I think that about covers my positives atm. Onto the problems I have with this exchange:

Stolas... okay, you were this close to actually doing a good job ending the Full Moon deal. Admitting to how "wrong" the transaction part of their dynamic was, allowing Blitz more "freedom" via-the crystal (that could also help avoid any legal issues that the Grimoire gave), even wishing him good luck with his I.M.P. business as the night drew to a close... ...buuuuut then Stolas just had to muddle everything up by his whole "even tho you don't have to be with me, I want you with me if you want it~🥺" ...which honestly came off selfish to me than anything else?? Like, dude... if you really ARE regretful of how long you let this deal go for, and truly DO want to let Blitz go... you CAN'T throw in such sappy, lovey-dovey words on top of that?? Otherwise, how can one blame Blitz for getting as confused & flustered as he was throughout that convo... you've basically just sent even more mixed-messages in the grand scheme of things, my dude-🤦‍♀️

"I have wanted you for SO long, the fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, that your first instinct is that its always about sex..." ...Ummmmm Stolas... did you seriously forget HOW this whole deal of yall's started?? 🤨 Waaaay back in the initial-series pilot, to the first official ep, and pretty much the majority of Season 1:

As far as I checked, Blitz wasn't the one who kept making everything about sex... that. was all. YOU. 😒Heck, literally one of the first things you told Blitz upon reuniting as adults in "The Circus", was that you expected he wanted to "ravish" you-

-so like, get outta here with the whole pushing-the-perv-responsibility-bs onto Blitz... you ain't helping your case >>

Finally... like, it was already getting bad enough by the point of Blitz begging & pleading out of fear he'd lose his livelihood without the book, AND not being allowed space to breathe after getting further pushed away (and thus, more pissed off-)... but THEN on top of all this, Stolas just haaaaad to throw in this lil gem: "Blitz... I think so very highly of you. I didn't realize you think so low of me..." ...Stolas, with all due respect... stfu with that lousy, last-minute uwu-ing self-pity party crap😑Just because you TRIED to show more attentive care & concern post-"Ozzie's", outside of the typical bedroom stuff... that ain't gonna prove shit if you're not gonna be consistent with it. Where was that "high opinion" of Blitz during the two of you getting stuck in the sitcom set during "Seeing Stars", when Blitz was having that panic attack performing live, where all you ended up doing was... just hitting on him/praising his bedroom skills again?? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Like... couldn't you have just, I dunno... TRY to actually cheer him up/comfort him like an actual friend, would? Encourage him on his jokes, "just be yourself", promising another way out of there on his own merit... literally, anything could've worked fine and it wouldn't have come off so skeezy imho >>;;

...*sighs* so, yeah... thats basically what I had to get off my chest regarding the ending of "Full Moon". Honestly, had the writers actually committed to Stolas cutting off Blitz (even if harsh), giving the crystal with no strings, then going about their separate ways afterwards, I would've been totally fine with the scene tbh. But all this... odd lowkey-blaming of Blitz thrown in, the sappy words, and Stolas not once actually-apologizing during all this (Like, literally I checked and the only utterance of "sorry" seemed to come from Blitz's end before he got kicked out... for what, I dunno- 🤷‍♀️). Sorry for the length btw, but hopefully that about covers my thoughts on the matter-

[queeniesblog]

Hello everyone!

Sorry for going inactive for so long- had to deal with some heavy stuff I couldn't predict and a wombo-combo of school and work have been dog-walking the heck outta me. But I am still planning to release more fanfics about Z and Carmi- so enjoy some teasers of the works I have planned!

Warning(s)!: NSFW Topics

'Carmi lustfully gazed over Z's restrained body. Sweating, flustered and grinning with a smile that didn’t reach his eyes. Well, she thought that he was grinning at least. It was somewhat hard to tell, with the muzzle strapped on his face and all. Oh well. He should have listened to her warnings. It was his fault that he thought that she was joking around when she very much was not.

"This is serious human…" Z licked his lips with a quick swipe as if he was a dangerous predator looking at a particularly juicy piece of prey. The darkness of the room made the fiend’s eyes seem even brighter than usual as they fixated on the woman above him. Carmi felt a thrill at the thought of that. "Don't start anything you're not willing to finish."

"Oh don't worry Z. I'll be able to start it, finish it and do it all over again." Carmi replied in a honey sweet tone. "It's about damn time someone knocked you down a peg or two.'

-Teaser for the Fanfic: 'Hunted, Taken and Loved'

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'Carmi felt a sweet and soft kiss on her forehead, filled with love and bringing forth a emotion that she did not know the name of. A mixture of tenderness and deep loneliness began to pour into her heart, clouding her judgment. Before she was even aware of what she had done, Carmi embraced her husband from behind. The human woman buried her face into his warm back, and wrapped her hands around their rising chest, placing them on his heart. She could feel it beginning to race at the sudden contact. Was he also caught off guard from the unanticipated touch?

"Do you… must you leave so early, my Lord?" Carmi hesitantly asked. She could also feel her heart beginning to increase it's pace as the woman forced each word out. "The sunrise hasn't even begun yet. Can you truly not stay for a few more minutes…?"

'Just a little bit longer.' Carmi begged. 'Just a little longer and I shall ask for no more.'

But deep down, she knew that she was lying to herself. She didn't want her husband to leave again when the night would eventually turn into day. The house was too big, too empty without his presence in it- and Carmi despised the feelings of loneliness that would come whenever she would turn around to tell Z something, only to realize that he wasn't there.'

-Teaser for the Fanfic: 'Bride of Mania'

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'The first week was fine- great even. Nothing had really changed between the pair of lovers(or rather, nothing she could really notice). They continued their normal routine without much change and Carmi was grateful for that, the lack of any surprises lulling her into a false sense of security. That was until the later half of the second week, where she was hit with the intense desire to be intimate with her boyfriend again.

It was then that she realized why this challenge was, well- a challenge. The closer the woman got to her end goal, the more and more Carmi's thoughts would shift towards him- towards Z. Thoughts about him fucking her anywhere that looked like it would be semi plausible: their bedroom, the couch, the hallways…. it didn't really matter where. The fiend wouldn't even have to ask her, she just wanted to feel him again. Feel him tearing the clothes off her body and grinding his cock inside her, inserting himself right where he belonged. Feel the warmth of his body, the whispers of praises on his lips, the shutter of pleasure as they finished inside her… Carmi bit her lip. Hell, he didn't even need to fuck her at this rate- she missed the feeling of his harden cock in her mouth as well. Oh, how Carmi loved to hear Z's reaction when she would trace her tongue over his throbbing veins only to then suck his sensitive head. It had been on of her favorite ways to get Z off.

Carmi knew that she could complete the challenge as long as she did not ask the demon for sex. But with each passing day, her desires grew ever stronger. The urge to plead with Z to give her another taste of paradise was growing to become unbearable, and Carmi didn't know if she could handle this much longer.'

-Teaser for the Fanfic: "To Nut, or Not To Nut"

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 8

Starting this week, I’ll be finishing my TGCF S2 Reactions!

Now here we go!

Previously on TGCF…

-That’s a lot of Orcs

-Man, I’m surprised none of Qi Rong’s lackeys are noticing disguised!Xie Lian and Hua Cheng and are like, “What?  I don’t remember the boss hiring ghosts more eye catching than we are.”

-“Oh?  Would you like me to do that?”  That delivery was awesome and it got Xie Lian adorably flustered!

-They have fangs!

-XL, you stopped two guys in a sword fight in Ep 5 you’ll still come out on top

-That’s the only quality he respects

-They’re still blending in

-That’s a lot of humans

-Baby Guzi!!!

-A new disguise!!!

-He’s returned

-Xie Lian looks great as a mortal in disguise

-There’s like 20 of them

-I’m surprised another lackey is noticing disguised Xie Lian and San Lang at the end of line and says, “Hey, I don’t remember capturing those last two.  Shouldn’t we tie ‘em up with the other humans?” And then the other ghost just goes “Nah, our king we’ll be pleased with two more for his feast.”

-That creepy odd flute music

-Aw baby Guzi

-Whoever did this track, props

-He touched his hand!!!

-He’s writing hanzi!

-San Lang understood! 

-San Lang’s still savoring the touch!

-Now San Lang has a message too!

-In other words he just wrote, “Heads up”

-*Content Warning for Accidental and unintentional Cannibalism*

-Gross

-That ain’t meat jerky

-Thank you San Lang

-That music keeps getting creepier as they travel deeper

-His throne room

-Ugh that ain’t chili

-San Lang’s enraged!

-That Xie Lian statue

-Oh no that statue was beaten in the past!

-They took their anger out on a young man who tried to help

-And here he is!

-He knows him

-That green oni mask

-Thank you Hua Cheng and E Ming!

-Aand there’s a backup chorus

-I think ‘Murderize’ disappointed every English Major watching this Episode

-Thank you Pei Xiu!

-I think he just wanted to be left in peace

-My eyes widened as Qi Rong swore like a really bad sailor

-Gross Qi Rong, that’s disgusting this guy’s officially worse than Koh the face stealer

-Man, I don’t think we’ve heard Feng Xin swear a lot until the previous episode 

-San Lang’s controlling his anger

-I wouldn’t want to be massaged by ancient Chinese orcs

-Xuan Ji got mentioned

-It’s official, Qi Rong supports Women’s wrongs

-RIP Xiao Ying, Pengtou not so much

-Qi Rong roasted the heck outta almost every Heavenly Official shown so far in the series

-I think Hua Cheng’s already better than Qi Rong

-He’s trying to cause drama between the martial gods

-His legs are propped up on Stone!XL’s bowing head

-The Dragon floor relief

-‘Pei Fling’’s an accurate nickname

-That one orc selecting a new human: Eenie, meanie, meinie, That guy

-Oh no Baby Guzi!

-Nyoom! Gotta go fast! - Basically Hua Cheng

-Literally the lackey that focused on XL and HC: I told you we should’ve tied those two guys back with the others! (This quote was inspired by one of Catwoman’s Henchmen in a cold opening of an episode in Batman: The Brave and the Bold and that same henchman said, “I told you we should’ve taken his utility belt!”)

-He caught the statue!

-And the statue’s gently placed on the ground

-Doll!Qianqiu moved!

-They’ve got more cave trolls!

-His eyes glowed

-Gotta go fast again!

-His head’s in an iron grip!

-Dang, literally 0 seconds after Qi Rong asked for help and got faceplanted into the ground by Hua Cheng sent all of his armed lackeys fleeing into the cave.  Dude really has the dumbest henchmen in the series

-Guzi’s Dad’s last action of selflessness was protecting his own son

-XL saved Baby Guzi!

-You gotta love Bad Cop!Hua Cheng

-Parental Xie Lian!

-Dude if I were you I’d keep the kid with me at all times, not that I want to be parent whatsoever

-Move over MCU Loki

-Qi Rong low key has the same pathetic energy as Prince John did in Disney’s Robin Hood

-“And then there’s me.  Smiling, as I end your damn life!” Preach Hua Cheng

-Right in front of his own statue

-There goes the Oni Mask

-Ugh purple lipstick and Xie Lian had better cosmetics in S1 EPs 1-3

8 down! 4 Eps left to go!

[minijenn]

Universe Falls Preview

Another one? What can I say, I'm finally making some good progress on this chapter! I'm finally getting into the actual meat of it, so enjoy the kids getting their "weapons", courtesy of The Man of All Time, Soos:

“Um, Soos? Your ‘office’ is a cleaning closet…” Connie pointed out with a frown as they all gathered around it. Sure enough, the tiny closet was packed with typical cleaning supplies and assorted tools. None of it looked like it would do much good against the light monsters, as much as Soos was convinced it could. 

“I know, pretty cool, right?” Soos said with a proud grin. “Go nuts, dudes. You can pick out anything you want to fight off those light guys.”

“Well, I already know what I want!” Steven eagerly dove in first. He pulled out, of all things, a metal trash can lid, holding it out defensively in front of him. “It’s just like my real shield! Ya know, just… a little less magical.”

“Aw, heck yeah!” Mabel pulled herself out of the box she’d been digging through. “Check it out, you guys! Boxing gloves!” She readily slipped them on, throwing a few playful punches at the open air. “What were these doing in here, Soos?”

“Oh, they probably belong to Mr. Pines,” Soos said. “He probably won’t mind if you use ‘em though.”

“Yay! I’m gonna beat the light right outta those monsters!” When Mabel swung her fist again, this time it caught her brother on the side of his face. While it hadn’t been a particularly hard blow, it was enough to make Dipper stumble back as he rubbed his suddenly sore cheek.

“Ow! Mabel!” he fussed, shooting her a frustrated glare. 

“Whoops, sorry!” Mabel let out a flustered laugh. “Guess I don’t know my own strength.”

“Hm…” Connie picked through the closest’s contents next. “Oh! This will work.” She held out an iron crowbar, giving it a small, experimental swing–far enough away that it wouldn’t hit anyone. 

“Whoa, that’s like, a legitimate weapon,” Dipper said, impressed. “Do you have anything else like that in there for me, Soos?”

“Let’s see…” he shuffled through one of the closet’s upper shelves. “Well, I got this air pump in case you need to inflate any pool floaties, an extension cord in case you gotta plug something in… Oh, and this broom.”

“In case you want to try sweeping the light monster away,” Mabel elbowed her brother teasingly. 

“...I guess if there aren’t any other options,” Dipper sighed, defeated. “I’ll take the broom.”

“Good choice,” Soos nodded in approval as he handed it over. 

“Looks like we’re all ready to set out on our adventure!” Steven proclaimed as he secured his “shield” behind his back.

“Oh, one more thing, dudes,” Soos stopped the kids short as he rummaged through the back of the closet. “It’s dangerous to go alone, so take this!”

He presented a backpack to the group, one that Steven recognized the moment he saw it. “My cheeseburger backpack!” he happily took it, hugging it tight. “I was wondering where this was! I thought I lost it!”

“You left it here a few weeks ago,” Soos explained, grinning. “Mr. Pines told me to just toss it out, but I knew how much you like it, so I figured I’d hold onto it for you.”

“Aw, thanks so much, Soos!” Steven gave him a grateful hug. “We can keep the Prism in this so it’ll stay safe and sound. Now we’re really ready to get this adventure started!”

“Yeah!” Dipper, Mabel, and Connie cheered, raising their makeshift weapons high. 

Steven joined them in striking a brazen pose, their mission more than clear. With six colors to reclaim and an entire town to save, it was certainly a daunting task. But with their new “weapons” in hand, they were more than ready to face it. They’d stand strong against this mysterious new threat, and best of all, they’d do it together as a team.

“Let’s attack the light!”

[battlemaiden13]

Oooo imagine what Red’s thoughts would be when he finds out MC would’ve 100% kissed him and it wasn’t just a flirt or empty threat~

imagine Red being like: “oh ffs I could’ve gotten a kiss from sweetheart?! Actually?! Fuck me, no seriously sweetheart c’mere! Does the offer still stand?! Fuckin hell talk about self sabotage without even knowing.”

Oooo just realized you can colour and change fonts etc for asks! That’s so cool and fun! I’m totally gonna abuse the hell outta that feature!

He's gonna be so mad when he realizes how much wasted time there was between the two of them. Like they could have been dating since before he moved away.

There have been like 3 times now when MC would have seriously kissed him if someone else hadn't interrupted or he hadn't got all flustered.

Luckily MC's birthdays coming back around hehehe

Heck yeah! abuse that new power!

[ssahotchnerr]

PLSS 😭😭 after reading your kiss the cook fic, i imagine the team coming over one day with aaron cooking, and they all walk in giving him a kiss when they see him LMAO 💀 and he’s all confused cause he’s like busy, so it just slips his mind what his apron even says 💀💀💀

PLEASE can you imagine 😭

aaron’s mind gets lost in it’s own lil world as he cooks, just running through the motions and focusing on the task at hand. this particular night, the team is coming over, it’s a slightly messier recipe, so on goes the kiss the chef apron!!!

you’re the first one to kiss him, and naturally he thinks nothing of it since it’s you, and he’ll gladly accept any kisses you’re willing to give him and more🥰

with dave, he doesn’t think too much off it- the man is Italian, but it’s still strange?? like- he saw him only a few hours ago at the office, what gives??? but again, he just brushes it aside because what more can he do.

but he knows something is up when derek is next LOL. dave mentioned the apron to him the second he entered the household, so naturally he marched right into that kitchen with the biggest grin on his face, ready to embarrass the heck outta aaron.

afterwards, aaron is all- wtf are you doing??? most days you can’t even stand being near me?? it takes a moment, and THEN the connection strikes him and he’s throwing the apron off him all hastily. heheh he’s all flustered and has a pout on his face, but he will refuse acknowledge it completely. he won’t say it was a gag gift from you, that the recipe is tedious so a mess was a given, no excuses. he would rather say silent, ignore it, and sulk hehe <33 and you already know he won’t admit it’s funny either, give it a few weeks and maybe he will.

aaron is just a blushing mess for the rest of the night😭 especially since he knows he will hear about this until the end of time from everyone. but he does feel somewhat better whenever you kiss the lil pout plastered on his face <3

[puppyie-innit]

evil idea >w<

ler who softly shushes their lee an uses a sickly sweet tone whenever they make noises, (or even talk), ticklin em at a excruciatingly rapid speed when any of it slips out. the ler might use this to their advantage, their touch remainin feather-light, for now..

“hi lil one! yur jus the cutest little thing in the whole wide world! so adorable an tickliiissshh.~” *leanin down to try an hear the lee’s response* “hm, silence. that means you agree with me!!”

*a squeck an a defiant “NU” escapes the lee, then their eyes widen- realizin that the ler has tricked em*

“uh oh.~ somebody spoke and made a noise, you know what that means… don’t you~?”

[yurayura-kurage]

A3! Fushimi Omi [SSR] Flustered Award Ceremony | Backstage Story Translation (1/3)

Special thanks to Vera for the backstage’s recording!

Neither Japanese nor English is my first language so please forgive me if I made mistake. However, feel free to point me out, I’d love to hear your feedbacks on the translation ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

Translation under the cut

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

VS Thieves Gang / 1 

Fuyuki: I can’t believe you all got involved in a serial theft case.

Izumi: Me too, I didn’t think that I would meet our theater troupe’s members and Omi-kun’s brothers in the same accident.

Omi: Some coincidences not wanted just happen at the same time… 

Chikage: You said they’re a gang of thieves right. They might be even more difficult to deal with than one-man crime. 

Misumi: But I’m glad none of us got injured~.

Gaku: It’s because Misumi-san saved me. Thank you so much.

Kai: Me too, I don’t know what would’ve happened if Chikage-san hadn’t come… Thank you.

Omi: And Fuyuki-san, you said you were busy with the investigation right…

Fuyuki: That’s right. Actually there have been a lot of theft cases with the same tricks around here lately––. According to the eyewitness testimonies, this thieves gang is made up of the young guys who run away quickly.

Omi: I see.

Fuyuki: Any clue now is valuable. Once again, could you tell me about the situation at that time in detail?

Kai: I got it! Then, I’ll go first––.

*Flashback*

Kai: (This is bad–– If I don’t come home early, I’ll be late for dinner preparation.)

Man A: If that’s the case, turn right over there…

Gai: (A guidance? I wonder if this place’s direction is a bit confusing––)

Man A: Uwa, what’re you doing!? 

Kai: Eh, a bag-snatching!? Hey, wait!

Thief A: …

Kai: (Damn it, he’s fast.)

Somebody please stop that guy! He snatched someone’s handbag! 

Chikage: …Hm? Did you take something out… A balaclava? I can’t believe there are people wearing balaclavas these days. 

…I wonder if it’d be okay if I placed it inside that shopping bag over there.

Thief A: The four-eye over there, get outta my way!

Chikage: I will, after you give me that handbag. 

Thief A: !?

Chikage: Exchange completed.

Thief A: What the, did you switch it!? 

…This, this is! I have no idea if you’re a kind one or an idiot but I’ll take this and no giving back!

Chikage: …

*Flashback ends*

Kai: In other words, the snatched handbag was back, but Chikage-san’s belongings were stolen instead…

Chikage: You don’t need to worry about that. I made it myself so it’s not a big deal.

Izumi: Eh…? What was stolen? 

Chikage: It’s… a secret. Well, I’ll get it back soon.

Izumi: (There’s even a way to get it back!? I wonder what he is planning to do…)

Misumi: I wonder if I can get mine back…

Omi: Misumi’s stuffs also got stolen?

Misumi: Yeah. About my side––.

*Flashback*

Misumi: Ehehe, I can finally buy these sparkling triangle earrings~. I’m happy.

Woman A: Kya–, thief!

Gaku: Hey, let go of that!

Thief B: …Tsk.

Misumi: Eh—, a thief!? Watch this—!!

Thief B: What the heck! Don’t disturb me!

Misumi: Wah-!

Thief B: This is…! Perfect, I’ll take this too!

Misumi: Ah, not this one-! Wait-! 

Ah…!

…

*Flashback ends*

Izumi: I see, so you were interrupted by a running car while chasing the thief and lost track of him.

Omi: And both the woman’s package and Misumi’s recently bought earrings were stolen.

Gaku: Yeah. When Misumi-san came, the woman’s luggages was scattered around.

Fuyuki: I see. I heard that that woman also submitted a damage report to us, we need to listen to the story again from her.

Misumi: How about you, Omi?

Omi: I didn’t lose anything, but Director’s was… 

Misumi: Eh, Director-san’s belongings also got stolen…?

Izumi: Yes, actually––.

*Flashback*

Izumi: (It was fun to meet my friend for the first time in a while… I was so in the mood that I even bought a necklace.)

Woman B: Uuh…

Izumi: (Eh, is that woman crouching down?)

Uhm, are you okay!?

Woman B: I don’t feel so well… Uuh.

Izumi: Please hold on tight! I’m calling the ambulance now––.

Woman B: …I wonder if this is okay.

Izumi: Eh!? What, why!? Wait, give me that bag back…!

Omi: Director!

Izumi: Ah, Omi-kun!

Omi: Are you okay, what happened!?

Izumi: When I talked to a woman, she suddenly snatched my bag…

Omi: What! Where did she go!

Izumi: Ah, that way…

Omi: She went downtown, huh. At this rate, I’m sure she might blend into the crowd. Director, you saw her face right? Shall we look for her?

Izumi: Uhm… It’s already night, and I don’t think we could find her when there are so many people…

Omi: You’re right…

*Flashback ends* 

Fuyuki: There was also a woman in the thieves gang, huh… Is there anything else you remember about the thief? 

Izumi: Ah! Now that you mention it, she was wearing a butterfly-shaped hair clip.

Gaku: I don’t remember exactly his characteristics, but I did see the thief’s face, so I think I can recall if I see him next time.

Kai: Me too! This might be of some use, right, Police Officer-san.

Fuyuki: By any chance… This means you’ll cooperate with us for the investigation?

Izumi: Of course we will! I’ll do everything I can to help.

Misumi: Me too! I don’t want anyone to have anything stolen again! 

Chikage: That’s right. I also have something I want to get back.

Omi: Now that Director and my brothers got involved, I can’t just sit back and watch. I’ll cooperate with you, Fuyuki-san.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Next

[nothing-scout]

Can you write purely wholesome Sunburn and Cactiflower headcanon’s? (Omori)

Howdy! I can do that!

𝚆𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙾𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙸 𝙷𝙲𝚜 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐;

Sunburn (Aubrey X Sunny)

Sunny would most likely hold Aubrey's hand in stressful/overwhelming situations. (Example: crowded concerts)

Aubrey is the "Excuse me, he asked for no pickles" person of the two.

Honestly? Funnily enough, I see Aubrey painting Sunny's nails (with his permission ofc)

Not fond of public displays of affection but if they're in a private place (example; at home or smth), they'll definitely at least be holding hands or smth.

I see Sunny liking to steal Aubrey's jackets/shirts and they're probably big on him-

THEY DEFINITELY WATCH CRAPPY MOVIES JUST TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM-

Cactiflower (Kel X Basil)

Kel definitely helps Basil overcome some fears of his.

Kel definitely finds cool rocks and plants he finds and gives them to Basil.

I see Basil calling Kel smth like "my blossom" or smth. Definitely flusters the heck outta Kel

They definitely watch Comedies together.

Whenever Kel gets very happy and/or excited and Basil is close by he will RUN towards him and pick him up, twirling him around.

I definitely seeing both of these ships going on a double date together lol

Hope this is alright, friend!

[wewebaggit]

"El never had romantic feelings for Mike"ers 🤝 "Mike had romantic feelings for El"ers

Y'all think y'all are arm wrestling bt it's actually called a handshake in most parts of the world.

Both come from some weird desire for romantic miIeven to have meant nothing/something for both.

Cuz everything has to be just right and fair and neatly tied in a bow. God forbid the gay boy have struggles with his sexuality or the straight girl get her heart broken in the process. Evil evil things. To have your feelings unrequited. Unless it's Will. Cuz he's single and has to stay single and pure and loyal and what not, and it's only temporary. Soon in a few years after the time skip at the end of the series he'll be rewarded for being reduced to a pathetic little sap with no social life beyond Jonathan, Mike and the horrors of having spidey sense for 2 seasons.

And yeah there will be cirque du soleil levels of acrobatics being performed to show why this story and narrative makes sense. And I'm not opposed to it for being that but just that on show that prides itself for show don't tell it neither shows nor tells and then there's outside the show telling by cast cuz inside the show showing was less subtle and more in the realm of not there at all.

MiIeven is NOT a "plot device" for Byler any more than Mike being revealed gay is a plot device for independent El. They're both self contained arcs for the respective characters. MiIeven thoroughly exploited the BSY dynamic with how their interactions were framed and played and okayed and filmed. It's incredibly condescending to fault the GA for buying into the self insert fantasy of nerdy boy gets supergirl when the show didn't shy away from profiting off of it. Regardless of Mike's impending sexuality. Especially because of the super ambiguity of Mike's sexuality it cannot be classified as anything but trope exploitation. Subversion where? Leaving some visuals here.

El initiating the kiss in S1E6

And I'd love it if anyone explains them to me that's not the tired af "El's idea of romantic love comes from her watching soap operas" cuz she was shown watching it once. She was stuck in a cabin with a TV so she watched TV most of the time and daytime is soaps. You know what she (also) watched regularly? Westerns. Miami Vice.

Also El did make the first move in s1e7 to kiss Mike. Before Mike ever kissed her in s1e8. And before the soap operas n all other things. Point being. The BSY has always been BSYing.

Poor babies being forced by Lucas, Nancy and daytime TV into making out and enjoying it. Tsk tsk. (S3E1)

A forced to be flustered and blushing El after talking to her boyfriend.

Time to make out some more. It hits different at 4:20. - Mike & El probably. Dunno it's on mute.

Naive but powerful fawn rebelling against father for nerdy boyfriend. Ya. White American thing cuz Mike would be pissing his pants if he were anywhere else or maybe anyone else. (Can you imagine Lumax this way?)

For God's sake your platonic soulmate and so called lesbian awakening's brother is dying there.

Don't even understand the point of this shot. Since Mike never looked Billy's way. Or comforted Max. A glance at El that, idk what it meant, no mike crow expressions to guide me.

Scenes from a Marriage (1973) dir. Ingmar Bergman

Scenes from a Marriage (2021) dir. Hagai Levi

There's an intentional way in which the MiIeven scenes (not just the kisses 🤮) are filmed in a more "adult" way as opposed to the "cute teenaged romance" way that some people purport it is in contrast to Lumax and Duzie. (I guess they didn't go through puberty.🤷‍♀️) Heck even Jancy, Stancy never looked this weird even though sex was shown/ implied. (Because they were played by actors born in the 20th century and even then they weren't 13 🤷‍♀️.)

MiIeven is not a plot device for Byler. It is fan service. The adults shipping them and comparing them to various other adult couples isn't outta nowhere. Please compute. Which is why it was stretched for 4 seasons.

As of NOW Mike's sexuality is still plausible deniability and the breakup too is neither here nor there. It's NOT straightbaiting. Lmao. Not at all. It's fan service. Leaving the OBVIOUS BSY aside, the point neither party were forced into anything nor were they doing it to keep appearances cuz canonically NOBODY cared. Not Dustin, not Lucas, definitely not Will and I'm sure neither did Max.

El was a willing participant and initiator and Mike was also not opposed to it until puberty monster/feelings caught up with him. El has shown her attraction to guys and it is okay. There's no need to take that away from her cuz that is also an experience of girlhood. She barely has any experiences anyway. Let her have that.

It's the same for Mike. He's not some evil monster for being gay. Not anymore than Joyce was for being with Bob out of convenience and the fact that she liked him n didn't hate him. Mike does love El and cares about her deeply as all of S4 shows.

So to sum it up. Yes I smooshed 2 posts cuz I couldn't be arsed talking about these 2 AGAIN. But Mike and El were independent agents when they decided to embark on their disastrous romantic journey and Born Sexy Yesterday is REAL.

P.S. If you find this shit cute and y'all roll your eyes over byler kissing n what not (even in fics goddamnit). Hit your head against a spiked wall till you can't no more. Piss and love. 💙💛

P.P.S. Mike's the clingy one. NOT Will.

[beehivemind200]

Soooo have news. Ok so im in a college like program right? First off I love it here I have little to no complainants. Anyways! I made some friends right?

WELL I DIDNT KNKW I BECAME FREINDS WITH LERS! FRICKEN HECK!

Ok so context I don't know if they are in the community and im far to shy to ask but they seem to enjoy messing with me and Cam a friend of mine, so no complaints.

ALSO I FOUND OUT NAILS FLUSTER THE HELL OUTTA ME!

So my friend cam brought nail recently very pretty nails mind you and she LOVES me sing with me ever sense she found out I was sensitive. She wiggles them towards me pokes and scibvles along my side with them! FRICKEING AHH I CANT!

And while we were at dinner this lovely lovely woman here decided "I'm going to tease the shit outta this lil goober" so she decides to put her hands on my shoulders. Already im giggling up a storm great! Then she just said in the sweetest tone "What's wrong Ash? Are you scared?~" hoooooly MA'AM! ILLEGAL! And then she pickles my sides and neck causing me to laugh more!! Ahhhhh I can't!

So ueah nails and anticipation reeeeealy gets to me. This is fine

[yanderemommabean]

Momma I'm in a mood. =-= I'm not sure who the heck I want, I just want someone to love on me right now XD

“You’ve hardly touched your wine, pretty girl” Victoria states with a bit of concern, her lip upturning slightly as she notices your blush. “Hmph, how cute. That name still gets to you after all this time”.

You clench your fists in the hem of your shirt, unable to look up and meet her gaze as your cheeks begin to burn. “It’s…I mean-the way you say it! It’s not the name!” You defend, although you realize immediately that it was a mistake, only giving Victoria more ammo to fire back.

She sets her glass down and tugs your chair closer, an amused sound coming from her as you try not to become even more flustered, your face much closer to her breasts as her dress barely hides them. “So, it’s my voice that gets my kitten all shy and needy? That’s good to know” she taunts, swiping up a strand of your hair from behind your ear to twirl and play with.

All you’re able to do is swallow thickly as Victoria kisses the crest of your ear, her voice dropping to a murmur as her hand begins to slide up your shirt. “Tell me, how needy is my little kitten then? Does mommy’s voice make you wet?”. She’s being cruel, knowing you’re too shy to say it out loud without stuttering and making yourself a fool.

But she loves it. She loves knowing you’re under her control and her predatory gaze. How easily you can be turned into a sweet, drooling little kitten for her as she claims you over and over again, making sure her kiss marks are decorating your skin like gems on her handbags.

“C’mon, don’t be rude! It’s not ladylike too not answer questions” Victoria chastised with a playful lilt, her fingers rubbing over your nipples slowly as you keen and try to hold in your cute moans. “Answer me. Does mommy make you wet?” She asks again, pinching your hardening peaks with a taunting grin.

“Y-yes! Yes y-you-“ you stammer, unable to bring yourself to finish saying something so lewd. It’s hot when it’s in fiction, but made to actually do it? You’re mortified! It’s embarrassing!

But that’s exactly what Victoria wants. For you to be meek and embarrassed as she devours you in any way possible.

She lets her fingers soothe over your nipples, having a mocking, pacifying tone as she starts to remove your top. “That’s a good girl. Why don’t you show me just how wet you are then?”.

((Aahhh I ran outta creative power here, sometimes lemons are hard for me I’m sorry! I hope you liked it a little at least! -Mommabean))