love how tgcf seems like it’s gonna be an obsessive stalker fan love story but then it kicks in the door with xuan ji and yells stalker behaviour isn’t sexy it’s creepy and sad, compromising yourself to trap someone into marriage out of guilt or pity isn’t romantic it’s horrifying and pathetic
I really don't get it, why nobody draw Pei and Rong Guang? There is so much material there. Okay, I'm, personaly, here for Peishui. But I wouldn't believe that noone else could take it. It's ridiculus, haha.
I also love my headcanon that Rong Guang has this cooper pumpkin hair colour, maybe it's my Silmarillion vibes, but looks good on him.
Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get.
Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others.
Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur
Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice
i wish i was an abstract concept
Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek.
Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl
Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife
Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop
Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way
Feng Xin: When you order man from wish
Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity.
Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda
Quan Yizhen: I'm a person
Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone
Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face
Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay
Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms."
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i’m an AVID pei ming hater so last night at the ass crack of dawn i made a meme making fun of him and said “i’m gonna sleep like a baby after this” AND THEN I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT PEI MING. GENERAL MING GUANG YOU WHORE
the video incase any other nuanced pei ming slanderers are present
edit: the pei ming haters have found this i love u sincerely
a little 'choose your own pair' for the tgcf rarepair g4g! prompt was 'courtesan qi rong / anyone'! and im always looking for an excuse to draw xuan ji ^_^. for @/Hotwing_sauce on twitter!
xuan ji/yushi huang is actually such a big-brained ship. the ghost who cannot let go of her obsessive earthly attachment and own desires, and the goddess who embodies the buddhist ideal of non-attachment and gave her life in selfless sacrifice. xuan ji learning from yushi huang how to let go of attachments and find peace and healing.
I could write a fairly long list of reasons why Pei Ming SucksTM, but still I cannot help but feel a little bad for the guy.
Despite all of his bullshit, he has always managed to preserve some semblance of a moral code, and he never really crossed the line... Meanwhile, all the people he is close with? Out there committing the Most Atrocities Ever!
Like...
Rong Guang: Bro what if we, ahah, what if we usurped the throne and put you in charge??
Pei Ming: ... Bro what the fuck???
Xuan Ji: Beloved, I will betray my country for you!! Here's all of our secret strategies and plans!!
Pei Ming: ??? No thanks!
Pei Xiu: I may have been killing random humans for centuries to save my ghost lover...
Pei Ming: Junior!! I believed in you!!!
Shi Wudu: That's just humans. I actually stole the Fate of a future god and exchanged it with my brother's, ashtag #NoRegrets
Pei Ming: ....... What the fuck is wrong with everybody??? Is it just me and Ling Wen now?????
Ling Wen: ...
Pei Ming: ....... please don't tell me
Ling Wen: So remember that Very Cursed object we have in storage?
Pei Ming: For Fuck's Sake
I recently read Priest's novel "烈火浇愁" (Drowning sorrows in raging fire), this author really likes to write about ancient history and urban fantasy, and really likes to mix ancient times and modern times.