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Hi! Before I forget again- my Main Account has a TF2 AU going on! Have fun :)

VESSEL SYNDROME: MASTER LIST

Why/how:

The start

Drawing

Uhoh

Funfacts/Polls!:

Fun Fact one

The second one

Poll: SHIPS???

Fun facts #3 & 4

Poll: Voice of encouragement

Fun Fact#5

Chapter 1: odd fortress

The late ending

Quiet, Quieter and Quietest

SMOTHERING

Unsettling Similarities

"kein Lachen mehr"

Silent scream

Five. Four. Three. Two. One.

Chapter 2: Nine minus one.

In his eyes

Blue lips

Non trace de vapeur

Two ninths of blueberry pie

Phantom Pain

Nope, try again :)

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Howdy! I'm alive, just haven't getting any requests.

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Howdy! I'm alive, just haven't getting any requests.

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Masterlist

Multi Fandom

Thanks giving (hcs)

Halloween (hcs)

TF2/Team Fortress 2

Proud dad Sniper (little girl reader!) (Story)

OMORI

sunburn and cacti flower Hcs, wholesome addition!

Double Date at the zoo! (Sunburn + Cacti flower) [hcs]

Undertale (<- +AUs!)

Underswap bros x Reader (Hcs)

Deltarune

None

Rottmnt/Tmnt:MM

None

Gravity Falls

None

MCSM/MineCraft: Story Mode

None

FNAF (Movie + Games. Not the books, sorry. <- too poor to read them)

None

SONIC PRIME

None

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Omg hi!! Would you consider maybe making a little story about Sniper being a good dad to a child reader? Like she’s just itty bitty and means the world to him? Thanks so much in advance for your consideration, I understand if that’s too much

Hello! I shall, sorry if this took long. Ain't the best with stories. Notes for story:

Female Child Reader (sorry to some readers!)

Reader is purple! Mercs (Sniper, Scout and Engineer) are Red!

Proud dad Sniper

Adopted! Child reader (cause I don't think Sniper got any babes, sorry bud)

Scooter can't write endings for shit.

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Ankle Biter

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Story under the cut!

You were watched by Sniper, Engineer and Scout as you played with the big and cuddly Pyro, doing a tea party outside. You knew you were here for a while, but time flies at the base with your newfound family

"Ain't she a little charmer?" Engineer said, mostly here to watch incase Pyro decides to put something on fire.

"How'd you find her, anyways?," Scout asked Sniper. "Since we know you aren't getting any bitches" Engineer glared at Scout, really hoping he'll stop mentioning that.

"Funny thing actually; found her while I was drivin' my Van back to the base, ya know, since I did the shopping," Sniper started, just happy to tell someone about his little girl. "Poor ankle biter was alone and I just couldn't leave her in the snow by herself so I panicked and just- brought her back with me."

"... Eh, understandable. I woulda do the same thing." the Bostonian said before taking a sip of his super stupidly radioactive soda.

Before any of them could talk, you ran over with a drawing. "Papa! Lookit lookit!"

He gently took it from your hands, looking at each little detail of your drawing "this is your finest work yet! Nice job, bubs." you giggled happily, clapping your hands as you saw Pyro do before running back to them to continue playing.

"... It'll be sad when she grows up" "Engie, don't remind me"

"Yer a good dad though. She loves ya" " 'm glad I am.."

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I might do a story with this, who knows :)

I had a dream.

Tf2 dream.

That there was an Infection that made the characters slowly turn mute and expressionless, like a Free2Play player's character, before slowly getting controlled by said player/infection.

I have to draw it.

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Why do I see Movie Mike meeting BV/CC/ CRYING CHILD/IDK HIS NAME ANYMORE and just being like "you look like Garrett" before just- ugly crying.

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Can you do some Underswap x Reader HCs? With the skelebros?

Of course :D

Also yes am alive Helloo!!

HCs under the cut!

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Sans

Little skele man is strong enough to carry you and loves doing it.

VERY AFFECTIONATE (physical touch)

You and Paps are the only ones that see his more sincere/genuine/vulnerable side. he only does that when he trusts someone much.

If he knows about the RESETS. He'd probably hide him knowing from you.

Unless you know as well, then he'd let you vent/rant to him abt it. He'd take a while but eventually does the same with you.

Your nicknames are probably: Starlight, Dear and/or Cupid

Papyrus

If you told him that you don't like his smoking habits. He'd try to hide it from you like he does with Sans...

He's not quite a touchy person but LOVES listening to you ramble on and on about... anything really!

I HC that, if you mention something he's REALLY INTO, he's basically a chatterbox lol.

That is until you and/or Sans finds him. Then he's in trouble. Lol

If he knows about the RESETS. He'd probably hide him knowing from you as well

If you know as well, then he'd vent/rant to you abt it immediately, he has a lower EQ than his bro.

Your nicknames from him are: Honey (I had too), Darling and/or babe.

Extra hcs for both

Depending on which ones you hc to make puns, one is DEFINITELY Would probably do some pun-like pick up lines on you.

Both are good at cooking, Paps is just too lazy to make stuff. Both give you your fav food (HOMEMADE IF POSSIBLE) whenever you have a bad day.

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I forgor abt this blog LOL helloooo!!! I'm aliveee!!!

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fun fact! My username is a reference to To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee and of the fact of before reading said book, I Hc'd that most of the team would say that to Scout so-

Ye. Idk where else to go from here. Just wanted to throw you guys a post to show I'm still alive-

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Tiny no context thing abt me and a friend just hanging out one day (we were both sleep deprived/exhausted-):

X: I wonder what would happen if I stay in a washing machine while it's on

Z: .... You would die

X:... But what if I don't?

Z: then you're not fucking human.

My friend was so done with me lmao.

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random story bc why not under the cut

I rammed my body against the bars again, again and again. I had to find her, I promised her Grandma that I was gonna protect her. After a while however; I was tired, so damned tired so I just sat at the bars of this darned cage I was in with my still broken leg. Why did I trust them to actually keep their promises? If only I didn't take this stupid job then she and I wouldn't be in this me-

"... Hello?" I jumped slightly, looking at the other prisoners that I forgot about, it was one of those turtles, the orange one.

"... What do you want?"

"I just want to help you with your leg, if that's okay dude!" He said with a smile.

I couldn't really do anything with the leg anyways but I was of course I was terrified, I don't know what they even are first off.

"... I'll be fine"

"You sureee??"

"..."

"Come on! Let us help, even if you work for the foot clan, you deserve help."

"... Fine."

The turtle smiled brightly, coming closer to me after asking the blue one for the bag he always carries around with him.

"How does that not hurt right now?" The purple one said, as he looked me over.

"Pure spite" "Ppfft- I like this guy already!"

The orange one overlooked my leg before, with simplicity, just snapped my leg in place. I couldn't even react before he bandaged my leg along with a homemade splint.

"...holy-" "That's Mikey for you"

"Oh yeah! What's your name by the way? I mean, you seem like a really cool guy and us good guys gotta stick together even if we work in different teams"

I glared at the one the purple one called Mikey, I still didn't trust em but he did fu-heckin fix my leg so..

"... Casey." I kinda muttered my name under my breath, hopefully they heard it.

"Well nice to meet you, Casey! My name is Mikey!" Mikey said as he then pointed to the three other turtles to introduce them.

"That's Donnie!" He then pointed to another one. "That is Raph annddd.." He pointed at the last one "that's Leo!" The three others waved at me with suspicion which I'm not surprised with. "They're my big bros!"

"I suppose it's nice to meet you all... Officially I mean."

"It's nice to meet you too!"

Mikey and I started to talk after a while, mostly it's just him Rambling and I chiming in and just listening. However in the corner of my eye I could see the three others talking among each other, looking at us but more specifically me. I'm not surprised if they don't trust me.

Maybe this'll be a new beginning for me, even if it was weird one.

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I forgot that thanksgiving exists so;

Goofy hcs of these fandoms doing stupid shit at thanksgiving:

TF2

Soldier definitely caused chaos during the day, multiple times.

SOLLY. STOP TRYING TO STEAL THE TURKEY! NO! IT CAN'T FLY-

Sniper definitely killed that turkey with the power of Australians (nsrs about the power of Australians please don't fight me-)

P y r o. Get. Away. From. The. Turkey. We don't need to fry it up more.

Heavy probably makes sure everyone has food bc I see him doing that.

MEDIC DON'T EXPERIMENT WITH THE TURKEY-

Engie please try to keep every banned from the kitchen mercs out of the said location.

The kitchen banned mercs in question: Pyro, Soldier, Demo, Medic (only sometimes). Do no ask me how Scout is not banned.

DO NOT LET THE RACCOON HORDE IN. SOLLY NO.

ROTTMNT

Donnie is so done with Leo.

Raph and Mikey are making the turkey of Splinter isn't feeling the urge to cook with Mikey.

Leo would probably try to make SO MANY THANKSGIVING PUNS-

Hueso would let them join his and his family's thanksgiving if the turtles' thanksgiving turns out to be a disaster (totally not bc he has a soft spot for them)

OMORI

Oh god idk what to do with this one. hHhHHHHHhhhHH-

Hector definitely stole a turkey leg at least once.

Aubrey spends her Thanksgiving with Kim and her fam (before the good heart change ofc but I'd like to think she still does)

Sunny chomps a turkey leg whole without fail each thanksgiving.

Basil and Polly would be yoinked to Kel's Fam's Thanksgiving dinners after the events of the game. (Possibly with Aubrey every once in a while)

The maverick makes everything better (postive sarcasm)

Henry/Hero definitely calls/video calls with his family on holidays and special days/events that he can't attend/go to.

Kel. Karaoke. He would probably do this or just dance.

Gravity Falls (I love this show so much lmao)

Waddles is not allowed in the kitchen.

Mabel is also not allowed in the kitchen.

Stan burnt water at least once. (Ofc Ford Studies it)

Soos is there bc soos.

The pines thanksgiving dinner is a usually weird one but it's them so what you expect?

Stan somehow remembered his Ma's turkey recipe by heart. Ford totally doesn't cry off scene.

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Hii! I don't mind at all! My content is for anyone so do whatever with it :D

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I saw a post (FORGOT THE ARTIST'S NAME GODDAMMIT) Abt Scout being aware that he's in a video game and-

Just- would be probably be chaos (and ofc sad) if he was the only one who knows Or that he knew he was in a video game but his world is technically not a vidgame? Dunno how to explain it but-

It Would be interesting.

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It the Spooky month.

Have some HCs abt Halloween

TEAM FORTRESS 2:

Heavy, Sniper and Spy aren't very fond of Halloween but do enjoy seeing the others enjoy it.

Pyro definitely has a unicorn costume each year.

Scout would probably either dress up as famous baseballs peeps, that one guy that he idolizes or dresses up as the most stupidest thing possible. (Example: a wine bottle [PLEASE SOMEONE GET THIS REFERENCE-])

Engie or Medic definitely manages to find everyone some sort of costume with the help of Spy.

Soldier would give raccoons raccoon-safe candy

Soldier would definitely be something America related.

Demo would surprisingly be the one who enjoys Halloween the most.. Well, before medic.

Medic. Ooo boy Medic. Do not trust this man with picking out your outfit without supervision.

I invision that the reds and the blus had a truce once, big Halloween party. Chaos occurred.

MANDELA CATALOGUE:

David. Goober. He would definitely have streber from spooky month type of dedication for Halloween.

Thatcher was dragged into Dave's Halloween shenanigans at least twice.

Jonah definitely was a chip bag or a box once.

Sarah and Evelin definitely twined once.

Mark and Sarah also definitely twined as well.

Cesar probably worked day and night to make his costume <- insert Mark probably making sure he's okay at school lol.

OMORI:

Hero probably likes getting Halloween photos from his family and friends whenever he's at college during Halloween. (Which is probably 90% of the time?)

Sunny and Mari used to dress up Mewo in very cute and goofy cat costumes.

I see Kel doing that to Hector too

Basil got convinced to match with Kel once. Not sure how that would go.

UNDERTALE:

We all know sans would definitely put no work on his costume.

Frisk, Due to probably the Player's influence, would be SO MANY CHARACTERS THAT NO ONE REALLY KNOWS IN THEIR WORLD (Example; Gaster, Mario, OMORI, ect)

Burgerpants would enjoy seeing all the little kids having fun, probably missing being a kid lol.

MTT would drag at least SOMEONE into bring material girls with him

DELTARUNE:

Berdly probably handcrafts all his costumes, if after the neutral ending, he would hesitantly ask for help from either his family or friends. (I like neutral ending Berdly- dunno why-)

SCC definitely triplet-ted multiple times.

Queen would be any meme B)

Susie was definitely a box for Halloween once (I think I remember her saying smth like that but am not sure)

Ralsei would also handcraft his costumes lol

That's all! Have fun with these-

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Those Hc’s are really cute. If it’s alright by you are you able to do double date Hc’s about them… maybe in a petting zoo?

I hope you’ll have a great day.

Of course! I've never really been to a petting zoo but I bet it's very fun! I assume with the Cactiflower and Sunburn ships again?

𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚣𝚘𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚌𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑:

Sunburn (Aubrey x Sunny) and Cactiflower (Kel x Basil)

Kel and Aubrey definitely at least get in 1 argument during this (probably abt smth stupid lol)

Basil and Aubrey would Gush about the Llamas (I see them loving Llamas for some reason)

Kel (if ever he gets the chance) would elbow Sunny and do finger guns in his usual Bff way at him. Hopefully without Aubrey seeing or else he'd be chased around lol

Kel would probably have to be dragged away from dangerous Animals by one of the three others before he gets hurt.

Probably Unrelated but I see Mikhail (aka the maverick. I forgot how to spell his actual name and I don't have yellow to color his name ;w;) working at a Petting Zoo so him randomly being there would probably scare the hell outta Kel, probably giving Aubrey a good laugh.

Someone would probably have to stop Sunny from getting close to sharp items (Aubrey could be still scared of his strength with a knife after who knows how many years)

Insert Kel saying the most stupidest things, somehow making Basil laugh while Aubrey is side eyeing them (Sunny is used to this)

KEL STOP TRYING TO GRAB THAT RACCOON. IT'S NOT APART OF THE ZOO-