#flriting

[idk-what-to-put-here-so-egg]

quick question why is it so easy to hug your homies from behind

[mysteroads]

Chapter 8: Interlude With All Might

Summary: Izuku and All Might have a serious talk about the past and the future, and later we check in on Shigaraki and Aizawa.

Excerpt:

Toshinori opened his mouth, either to laugh at Hōō’s desire to spell bad words, or to express his concern that Shigaraki was teaching his four year-old daughter how to analyze quirks, but a sudden cloud crossed over Izuku’s freckled face. “What is it?” he asked instead. “Something wrong with the children?”

“No no! They’re fine. Loved to pieces, like I said,” Izuku quickly assured him. “I was just… Something happened in heroics today, and it’s been making me think about some things. Things I’ve already been thinking about, especially after taking to Mr. Aizawa and Shigaraki.”

Hiding his wince, Toshinori prompted, “What happened?” 

Staring at his hands, Izuku told him what had happened in the gym, how what had started as a fun diversion had turned into a hard lesson. 

“I couldn't see Toga's face, and Shigaraki was hiding whatever he felt, but I could see Dabi's. His eyes… His eyes looked like my eyes.” He swallowed, rubbing at his eyes as if to wipe something away. “Back when Kacchan first started bullying me, I'd stare at myself in the mirror and wonder what I'd done wrong, what part of me was so horrible that I deserved getting beat up by my best friend.”

“Young Midoriya…” Toshinori wished he were a more eloquent speaker. He could do off the cuff speeches about hope and goodness, give a villain a dressing down, or reassure a frightened civilian with ease, but he had no idea what to say right now. He tried anyway, “I’m glad that you and Bakugo are trying to make up your differences and get along now, but I just want to say again that you didn’t deserve to be treated so badly. By him, by me, or by anyone else.”

Izuku gave him a smile. “Thank you, All Might. It’s good to hear that sometimes.” His smile faded again. “Hanging out with the League, I’ve gotten hints about their pasts. I know they all have bad stories. Even Hawks, I’m guessing, since he’s the one who blew the whistle on the HSPC, and he came to UA so badly hurt. But this was the first time they’ve said anything concrete, and it was horrible.” His eyes filled with tears, but didn’t overflow just yet. “And they were scared of us, All Might! When they remembered we were listening, remembered where they were, they got scared! Dabi and Toga and Shigaraki, three of the most dangerous people I’ve ever met, got scared! I think… I think they thought we’d be mad, or hate them, or throw them back onto the street or in prison, because of what they told us by accident. I don’t agree with killing, I don’t like it, but if I was in that situation, all alone being threatened by a predator or an abuser— All Might I would’ve fought back, and I might’ve killed that person too!”

At this, Toshinori got up and sat down next to Izuku, pulling him into a tight hug. Izuku clung to him. “It’s a hard thing,” he whispered. “A hard situation. I pray that you never find yourself having to face that choice, but if you do, you have the right to protect yourself, Izuku.”

Sniffling, Izuku nodded, and hugged Toshinori a little tighter for a moment, before letting go. He scrubbed at his face with his sleeve, then accepted the napkin Toshinori offered him to blow his nose. “It’s just, I know that bad things like that are going to happen no matter what. It’s part of the human condition. Miss Midnight ended class early and talked to us about what Dabi said. She said that it’s one of the hardest parts of being a hero, knowing that there’s always going to be someone you can’t save, knowing that there are people suffering somewhere in the dark and you can’t do anything about it.” Izuku looked up into Toshinori’s eyes, and his whole chest hurt at the sorrow he saw there. “Was she right?”

[seraphont]

game night

[xofemeraldstars]

✨ frames of the day ✨

[bakingmoomins]

ooooh the temptation to knit this sweater for October but oooh i don't have plemty of time

[kelvintimeline]

kinda crazy that there is reason to believe SNW S3 will have some spirk-age, finally, even after all of the heterosexual plotlines that are straight up either OOC or just... do not work with star trek canon at all

and i just have... no interest in seeing it, even in out of context gifsets

because like... that's not my spock

and its crazier to say that because like!!! AOS does just as much, if not more, to fuck with characters and is... infinitely straighter and yet it still GETS THEM so much better AND exists on the very premise that this ISN'T THEM like this is spcok, this is kirk if everything is different

their hearts are the same, though much younger, but they're Spock and Kirk's Hearts In A Whole Other world

meanwhile SNW is like "here are your beloved spock and kirk if everything is the same but actually literally nothing makes sense anymore" and its just soo wrong

like how do you manage to make the prospect of more spirk... boring? ooc?

[jonathanbyersphd]

the reason I know I'm supposed to take milkvan as seriously as stanky is bc their little m&ms moment is cut inbetween Jonathan and Nancy fighting for their lives in the hospital. Just like stanky makeouts were cut inbetween scenes of Will missing/Barb dying

[capriciouswrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Young Justice - All Media Types, DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Cassie Sandsmark, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bart Allen Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different Powers, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Flirting, Humor, Jason Todd is Wonder Boy, Diana is Jason's Mentor, Different Mentors Series: Part 23 of shall i compare thee to a may day crashing on a mountain top? Summary:

“We had it handled,” Tim finds himself saying, sounding short to his own ears, so it’s not as polite as he’d originally wanted to be but it also isn’t ‘please crush me between your thighs’ so at this point it’s a victory.

Wonder Boy — Jason Todd — is wearing a leather skirt with different pleats that barely goes halfway down his thighs, boots that go up to his knees, bracers on his arms and a breastplate that shows a lot of cleavage.

It's a look. It's quite a look.

Tim is not immune to the look.

[copdog1234]

My fatal flaw is that I genuinely call my boyfriend "dude" romantically

[tchtokyo]

141's Princess (Someone is flirting with Kyle?)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

There was a spoken rule (yes, very spoken) that none is allowed to flirt with sergeant John Soap Mactavish.

Soap was a lovable person, nominated by popular vote the 141 base sweetheart. He was kind, funny, sociable, easy to talk with, open to everything, helpful and good with the rookies. The 141 always sent Soap to greet newcomers and visiting soldiers because they wanted to spread a positive image, and they always liked Soap the best.

The consequences of being such lovable and social person was the flirting. Soap had at least three cases of flirting per week, either from new rookies or from a visiting sergeant or liutenant or whatever. Soap knew they were flriting he wasn't that oblivious has people deemed him to be. He likes to flirt back to a certain level, but it's fun banter for him, but he also knows when to stop and back down, and also knows when someone starts to be a little obsessed.

However, to those unfortunate souls, the 141 also knows that people flirt with Soap, all the time. But each has their own reactions.

Price lets him be. He has an immense trust in the scott that was earned through life-death situations and many vulnerable moments. He also knows that Soap realizes what he's doing, so Price is confident that Soap will tell him if things get out of hand. That doesn't mean that he won't pull the sergeant closer when that happens.

Gaz acts like a jealous lover in a playful way. He also trusts Soap a lot, he has also seen the way Soap handles this situations and he knows that the scott won't let it go far. But when they are together and that happens (which is most of the times because soap and gaz come in pair) Gaz acts like he's a jealous teenager, pouts and pulls Soap closer until they are in each other's lap.

Now Ghost...that's a whole different story. He's the reason that the spoken rule of not flirting with Soap was established. It's a known fact that Soap is Ghosts favorite in the base, between the 141 Ghost is loving towards all of them but tends to lean towards Soap more and they were okay with it after a long talk. That to say that Ghost has a "Someone is flirting with soap" sensor that tingles when that happens and as fast as he can he's there scaring the shit out of the person. He looms behind soap until the person gets the fuck out. He nominated Soap's guard dog, and one more reason to fear Ghost was added.

There's this spoken rule, but every one still tries their way with soap. But Sergeant Williams, one of the recent visiting sergeants from other base, wasn't looking for sergeant mactavish.

Williams found Soap funny and cute, like every first impression that the sergeant gives. He could see the charm, but wasn't enough to make him chase Soap like most people he saw doing it. No, who he wanted was the dark skin beauty that was quietly smiling behind Soap when they greeted him.

Sergeant Garrick was his name, code name gaz. Yes, he was quiet but cute, all smiles and very polite, in Williams eyes it was his perfect match. Soap was too much for him, but Gaz was just perfect.

Williams approached his liutenant Rogers, who arrived first in the base, in the mess all "So the sergeant-"

"Don't even try it. Sergeant soap is off limits, unless you want to experience Ghost wrath, then go ahead I ain't gonna save you."

"Okay..." damn, Ghost was weird jesus, poor guys that didn't know about this " but I wasn't talking about soap, I was talking about the other sergeant."

"Who? Gaz?" Williams nodded "I don't know...he's quiet, kind and nice. He helps out a lot and teaches well, but not that outstanding like soap."

"So...no weird liutenant at his back chasing people away?"

"No? Wait, you gonna try for him?" Rogers asked curious.

"Yeah! He's exactly my type, and since he doesn't seem to have anyone protecting him like soap, maybe he will accept my advances"

"You can always try, I guess"

Williams was in his lucky day.

[mrghostrat]

Author x editor au .

Flirting in the google doc comments

FLRITING IN THE GOOGLE DOC COMMENTS

edit: GENIUS PLAYS FROM @princeloww MUST BE CREDITED

[not-eli]

Flriting (she's bad at it)

[seramilla]

Besides flriting what else does carmilla do,both intentionally and unintentionally,to cause sera to gay panic?

- Wears Sera’s clothes, particularly her button-up tops, with the top several buttons left open

- Runs her nails up the back of Sera’s neck as she walks by

- Leaves cute little notes in her lunch, in the bathroom, in her underwear drawer, on her pillow in the morning, etc., or anywhere else she knows Sera will be but their children won’t

- Texts suggestive emojis to her from across the room, usually during dinner, and waits for her reaction

- Smacks her booty when the kids aren’t looking

- Licks her lips suggestively while looking her square in the eye

- Puts her hand on her knee under the table

- Tells her how pretty and beautiful she is at random times when she least expects it

- Tells her dirty jokes

- Teases her. Constantly

- Gives her little gifts for absolutely no reason at all, other than “this made me think of you”

[f1rewalk3r]

they don’t want you to know this but this is what autism x autism flriting looks like

[pomieszanesny]

This just in: straight man with a girlfriend cannot stop flriting with men

[cronchy-cryptid]

WENDY OLDBAG IS MARRIED???

EVERYONE HOLD UP

I was drawing the icon herself when I noticed this detail.

SHE'S MARRIED??

WHEN??? WHO?

I need to know!!!! Is she still married??? If not, are they dead? Did she kill her husband? I can definitely see her in the red "I murdered my husband" robe.

If they're divorced, I can imagine she kept the ring because "I earned it fair and square", "you gave it to me, it's mine" and/or "Bitch I look good in gold"

If they are still together I can see two possibilities. Either they're the classic boomer couple of "Wow! The old ball and chain amiright?? No marriage is complete with out the sufferRING amiright??? My husband/wife is so useless I question everyday why I said yes. "

or

They bicker but they genuinely like each other. Like, that's just how they connect.

But, like, girl, your MARRIED and, like 60 or somethin. STOP FLRITING WITH THE 24 YEAR OLD PROSECUTIOR!!