#ace attorney wendy oldbag

[cronchy-cryptid]

WENDY OLDBAG IS MARRIED???

EVERYONE HOLD UP

I was drawing the icon herself when I noticed this detail.

SHE'S MARRIED??

WHEN??? WHO?

I need to know!!!! Is she still married??? If not, are they dead? Did she kill her husband? I can definitely see her in the red "I murdered my husband" robe.

If they're divorced, I can imagine she kept the ring because "I earned it fair and square", "you gave it to me, it's mine" and/or "Bitch I look good in gold"

If they are still together I can see two possibilities. Either they're the classic boomer couple of "Wow! The old ball and chain amiright?? No marriage is complete with out the sufferRING amiright??? My husband/wife is so useless I question everyday why I said yes. "

or

They bicker but they genuinely like each other. Like, that's just how they connect.

But, like, girl, your MARRIED and, like 60 or somethin. STOP FLRITING WITH THE 24 YEAR OLD PROSECUTIOR!!

[z0mb13sk3tch]

is my lawyer, you know, 💅🏼?

I love her character so much, she’s SO dang silly

[appercotshoes]

He's done with her.

why does she look like oldbag 💀

[legayllyblonde]

so that new official valentine's art, huh...

[howlidae]

ace attorney investigations gifset taken from the bottom of this site

[corpsecowboy]

edgeworth gay as hell i would have gone crazy

[7clubs]

AAI girlies I never quite finished.... still like them though <3

[attorneyologies]

Ace Attorney x tonights-episode (Part 2)

[vas0ul1tsa]

I love Damon and Manfred

[brodorokihousuke]

utterly fascinated by these memo stands + glasses i found online. they seem to be official crossover merch with "Shigotoneko"

Attempted translations under the cut.

Franziska: With perfection, yotsu! ... (not sure how to translate とする... it has a variety of meanings but a lot of them depend on the context of a verb before them. which this does not have.)

Apollo: [I'm] Fine!

Maya: Let's look at the essence. (assuming ﾎﾝｼﾂ is normally written in kanji/hiragana)

Phoenix: Yotsu!

[catgirl-catboy]

Which Ace Attorney Characters know Phoenix ate glass?

Maya: Knows the details of the story from Mia. She doesn't like joking about things related to Mia, so she doesn't talk about it often. Pearl: Heard about it from Mystic Maya when trying to learn everything about Mr. Nick. Doesn't know the details, namely that it was for another woman. Morgan: Absolutely knows, and is judgemental as hell about it. Larry: He was 100% Phoenix's emergency contact at the time- he knows the whole story. Thiks its incredibly romantic, and wants to find a woman that'd eat glass for him. Oldbag: Heard from Larry. Thinks its just a young person thing. Edgeworth: I think he was told about it by Larry, but thinks there's only a kernel of truth to it. When Phoenix offhandedly mentions it years later he loses his mind. Franziska: Mocks Larry for being enough of a fool to think Phoenix ate glass. Gumshoe: The only person told by Phoenix himself. Knows the man ate glass, but not why. Living paycheck to paycheck causes you to eat things you've never considered eating. Godot: Researched Mia's cases after his coma. 100% knows, but has probably accidentally swallowed a coffee cup, so he can't judge. Apollo: Researched Phoenix's cases, and knows about it intellectually. Hasn't fully comprehended how insane it is. Trucy: Knows, and it's a meme he can make glass vanish without a trace. Athena: Knows there's a story, but none of the details. Ema: Nobody has told her, for fear of her also deciding to eat glass. Kristoph: Knows about it, but assumes it was an act of phycological warfare. Has spent hours trying to analyze his tactics. Klavier: Knows about it, and refrences it in his hit single. + Iris: Dahlia never told her.

[nortsauce]

Some stills and goofs from Trials and Tribulations Bloopers!

[feralforbeanix]

Rip Oldbag calling Phoenix a homophobic slur.

How she clocked Phoenix but somehow thought Miles freaking Edgeworth was straight enough to consider her an option is hilarious to me. The kind of delusion I wish I had.

[imirgege]

Nightmare

Sorry, Edgeworth...

[periwinkla]

(You whippersnapper!!!) If you notice anything missing from our favourite walking disaster Phoenix Wright... it was intentional I'm sorry. Suggest purple! 💜

[runby2]

endless stories x doesnt hear stories often yuri ,,,