#flirt with your dad

[baixueagain]

My first MHA fanart and it's a shitpost based on "Flirt (With Your Dad)" by Tom Cardy. Can't say I'm surprised at myself.

Bonus little brother Shoto:

[typewriteringalaxy]

Jinx ft. my cursed AU idea again (here's Ekko)

[lewvithur]

our group chat used this song to debate tom cardy's levels of sluttiness

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#6 Flirt with your dad-

Anti-Hero Y/n who was Touya's friend back UA, Both of you after a fight...but after couple of hours you both got too tired and sat down on a bench and scroll thru your phone for nearby restaurants

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Hey, do you like chicken?

Dabi: Not really...

Anti-Hero!Y/n: And curry?

Dabi: Not much...Maybe let's eat at your place?

Anti-Hero!Y/n: Then you’re not gonna like what I did

Dabi: What? You made chicken curry?

Anti-Hero!Y/n*Showing him a picture of you in bed with a sleeping Enji beside you hugging you from behind* Nah, I f*cked your dad there...

Dadi:...YOU BITCH-

Anti-hero y/n energy with the todoroki family-

[authenticyuri]

I came up with another chilaios fic concept that I probably?? Wont get around to writing but I think would be funny: Chilchuck's daughters (sans Meijack cause as we all know shes undeniably a lesbo) getting introduced to Laios and starting a bet on who can woo him fastest, something that Chilchuck is extremely embarrased by and tries to convince them to stop (to no avail). They go the whole nine yards, giving him presents, acting flirtatiously, inviting him on dates, dressing up beautifully, but each time Laios seems more oblivious to their advances despite their best attempts. They both think about throwing in the towel when eventually Laios seeks them out to ask them questions about Chilchuck, and due to being the least subtle man in existence, one of them eventually pieces together that Laios seems weirdly interested in their father??? Cue Chil's daughters dropping the woo Laios mission (they have both quickly fallen out of their stupor after finding out how weird he is anyways) to instead investigate just what the fuck kind of relationship Laios and their father have?? Shenanigans ensue.

[incorrectr27quotes]

Tsuna: I don't need this right now, you guys. I'm under enough stress as it is. Especially with Dad showing up twice in as many months. Reborn's been in a mood.

Verde: Checker Face came back around?

Skull: Yeah, you should've seen this guy. Came in here looking like a catalog model. Was trying to flirt with me. Thinks I'm going to melt because he's got this mysterious air and broad shoulders.

Verde, grinning: Was he wearing his fancy suit?

Tsuna: What is this bizarre segue that's happening right now?

[impishtubist]

Baby Harry getting all dressed up in his best clothes for Take Your Child to Work Day, waiting patiently by the Floo for Sirius to be ready and being so excited for their day together.

Years later, Harry gets up for work one day and finds Sirius waiting patiently by the Floo in his best clothes. What? It's only fair that he gets to go to Take Your Dad to Work Day!

("that's not a thing, sirius" - "it is now, harry. chop chop.")

[sadtrashking]

since we're talking about people pushing paternal dynamics onto tubbo. I don't think there really is a character who would fit into a paternal role for him, literally no one. If you try to force it you're only gonna make whoever you throw into the parent role an asshole because at some point every island resident has been an asshole to him. Also, you have the issue that most of the people you throw him with he has flirted with. A few examples are him, fit and pac constantly flirting and him giving pac a lap dance on the first day, all of the jokes about bad filling his hole, and hell piere literally asked to have sex with him once.

Of course, the character you see this most with is Phil. And while they consider each other family it would be fucking depressing to make phil his dad because phil often treats him like shit, looks down on him, and treats him very condescendingly at this point. Pre purgatory it was less obvious but since then and frankly since the eggs went missing while caring for each other phil often stands in opposition to tubbo and only praises or speaks positively about him when he's not around. I could see it as a one-sided relationship but it only kind of works if only tubbo sees him as a guardian and phil doesn't see him as more than a kid with destructive toys.

Also circling back around fitpac are poor choices to make tubbo's parents please the three of them have made many sexual jokes and comments to each other. Plus fit can be pretty brazen and cold to tubbo even hitting and knocking him down which are actions he would never do to his son so once more it makes a character way more cruel and a asshole.

Not to mention how much of this is grounded in ableism that as someone with dyslexia and adhd it's very infantilizing

[zaacoy]

Hiii I just wanna say that I love your art so frikin much like the way you draw is just so perfect like how??? bro Im stealing your hands so be cautious/j

anywayz

I dunno if your still doing Freenoodles suggestions but here's one if you are cuz Im absolutely obsessed with that ship rn:

so just Tang and Pigsy being relatively gay and someone litterly anyone (maybe MK I dunno) walk in and is so confused because my lil headcannon is they're Relationship is probably closeted if thats even the term idk Im like half asleep idk what Im doing

(Help why is this so long-)

Hihi!! Thank you!!!! You'll have to fight me to get my hands tho >:3c

Here's theyyyymm

[typewriteringalaxy]

tried to draw Ekko based on my cursed AU idea ft. @letters-to-rosie 's best reading influence

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

also since i'm bitching about dawn of the clans i feel the need to note i'm still So pissed that people simplified clear sky's relationships down to "stealing peoples girlfriends" because. okay. okay

bright stream and storm were absolutely fucking never romantically involved with gray wing. not Once. bright stream and clear sky were in a committed relationship when the books started, gray wing just had a crush on her anyway. just because he's a ""nice boy"" doesn't mean he owns women he has a crush on, especially when those women are already married.

and storm just. doesn't like him. she tolerates him at best. gray wing is head over heels for Her but she doesn't care if he lives or dies. even when she breaks up with clear sky you'll notice she doesn't choose to go live with gray wing or the field cats, because she was never interested in gray wing. he was just some fucking weirdo who showed up one day.

but the worst one. is star flower. because the actual explanation for star flower is so much fucking funnier

because clear sky did not steal his sons girlfriend. thunders girlfriend stole his fucking dad.

[magpiesketchins]

[madamesmoke]

Imagine being Joey and having to see your dad flirt.

As if watching your parent flirt isn't uncomfortable enough. That suave sob is flirting with one of your best friends! And these assholes are hitting it off!

You are gonna have to tell your mom! Yes, they've been divorced for over a decade, but you are well aware that your slightly (very) psychotic mother still considers Slade her property. In her eyes, he isn't allowed to move on.

[gemshroud]

This morning I am once again thinking about that time Kimmuriel asked Jarlaxle: "So, how long are you going to be mucking around on the surface before coming back to the Underdark?"

And Jarlaxle looked at Entreri across the room and said: "Hm. Dunno! Maybe the length of a human life."

And Kimmuriel, calling him out instantly, said: "Do you mean the length of a human life or the length of a particular human's life?"

And Jarlaxle was like:

Jarlaxle was just. Planning on spending the next 50 years or whatever frolicking around with Artemis until he died, for no good reason.

How on earth was I supposed to interpret this?

[rose-n-gunses]

HEY. hellcheer baby driver au. Okay carry on