#or hell if you really need a paternal dynamic make elena his mom
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since we're talking about people pushing paternal dynamics onto tubbo. I don't think there really is a character who would fit into a paternal role for him, literally no one. If you try to force it you're only gonna make whoever you throw into the parent role an asshole because at some point every island resident has been an asshole to him. Also, you have the issue that most of the people you throw him with he has flirted with. A few examples are him, fit and pac constantly flirting and him giving pac a lap dance on the first day, all of the jokes about bad filling his hole, and hell piere literally asked to have sex with him once.
Of course, the character you see this most with is Phil. And while they consider each other family it would be fucking depressing to make phil his dad because phil often treats him like shit, looks down on him, and treats him very condescendingly at this point. Pre purgatory it was less obvious but since then and frankly since the eggs went missing while caring for each other phil often stands in opposition to tubbo and only praises or speaks positively about him when he's not around. I could see it as a one-sided relationship but it only kind of works if only tubbo sees him as a guardian and phil doesn't see him as more than a kid with destructive toys.
Also circling back around fitpac are poor choices to make tubbo's parents please the three of them have made many sexual jokes and comments to each other. Plus fit can be pretty brazen and cold to tubbo even hitting and knocking him down which are actions he would never do to his son so once more it makes a character way more cruel and a asshole.
Not to mention how much of this is grounded in ableism that as someone with dyslexia and adhd it's very infantilizing
#q!phil neg#fandom neg#phil neg#i call him an asshole for a paragraph I think it probably needs the tag#also reminder this is about characters#i love cc!phil and the shit he does#hell i love q!phil#but he's a bitchass bird#ironically i think luzu is the character with the least damage if you call him q!tubbo's dad#but that's because the characters said it#and he has yet to harm tubbo or flirt with him#but they just met too#your other best bet to making him family with someone is just make him cellbit and bagi's brother#or hell if you really need a paternal dynamic make elena his mom#im not a big fan of that one but it's your best bet#rory shut up#holy shit this post is long#discourse
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