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Fun fact! You can boop the paws

@ everyone get booped (again)

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One of my favorite tropes is the Red Soup Kitchen.

Jason and Dick operate the best soup kitchen in Gotham.

Not only because they're both passable cooks, but these two actually have a variety of recipes from all over the world.

And Dickie is fantastic at scaling the recipes up. Having grown up in the circus and being a mathlete.

Jason knows his people, he knows what they need.

Between Dick and Jason, the alley will thrive

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Give us more ponytail!Slade, DC

Decided to colour this using only lasso and an overlay airbrush so that was fun

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I think that it would be incredibly funny if Dick realized he was attracted to Slade because he called Dick darlin’ and sent Dick into a horny catatonic state for a week

Absolutely!!! Especially if Slade said it mockingly, pinning Dick all-bloodied to a wall, with a sword pressed against Dick's throat 🥰

Dick would be like OH NO and he would avoid Slade for a long time, afraid that he'd drop to his knees when he sees him

(i'm really bad at answering asks lately, this one refers to this post)

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I was watching Fang Tokyo property tours for some reason.

And now I have an idea for a BL drama

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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Today, I'm one year closer to oblivion.

Happy Birthday to me

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One thing that bothers me about gender bending character is the insistence on shrinking previously tall characters when turning them into ladies...

As a man, that character was 6' 3". Why do y'all insist on making women tiny?

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Before even hearing about NCIS or Law and Order, I grew up on german and austrian crime procedurals, and one of my favorites was no other than "Kommissar Rex." Especially the 90's version starring Tobias Moretti.

It follows the homicide inspector Richard Moser and his loyal companion, the titular Rex, a German shepherd. They solve homicide cases in Vienna.

The following picture is from circa 1994.

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I knew that Oda is bad at proportions, but damn...

Crocodile's head isn't far above Doffy's navel in this scene...

Crocodile reaches Doflamingo's shoulder according to the height measurements on OP Wiki

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Every time I get back into a Fandom I haven't visited in a while, I have to discover the disappearance of my favorite fics.

This week's victim:

The Smoker/Ace Tag... I swear there used to be three times as many stories... especially after marinefort

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Choose your fighter

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Walked past a beloathed coworker that has been picking a fight with me vis a vis our lead as a middle man and he had tumblr open on his phone so Kevin if you're reading this I will start a war you will not win if you keep this shit up.

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ok i'm sorry but i NEED to spread my bottom Slade agenda..... he needs to be taken down a peg ;) imagine him fighting not to beg.....the proud warrior finally submitting (bc in the toxic masculinity he's been taught being the bottom means you are dominated....not a man....)......... woof

ok bye sorry for the rant 🙈

I'm all for bottom Slade. Less because of the inversion of toxic masculinity, more because he's such a big guy.

Seeing as he married his superior officer, I don't think the man has any problems submitting if he trusts the person. Problem is finding someone he can trust.

Adeline probably owns a strap-on.

I mean, she trained him.

He also had a thing with Talia, who isn't meek or submissive by any means.

Pat Trayce, ex-cop, ex-vigilante, ex-gf, also takes absolutely no shit.

Lillian Worth had a spine of steel.

Slade has a thing for people who 6 will put him on his ass. One way or another.

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Dickie is at the perfect height to tuck his head under Slades chin

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Like... 70% of the fandoms I'm or used to be in contain some flavor of loudmouthed brat, usually with dark hair, and at least one hot older guy (or someone that passes as older) that's completely done with everyone's bs.

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propaganda:

HOT rivals usually but also with respect/understanding and have worked together a lot a bit obsessed with eachother there’s one panel where dicks cop partner is trying to come out to him as gay by saying “someone on the force is gay” and dick says “haha what nobodies gay” while getting distracted and staring at slade (who’s posing menacingly on a nearby rooftop)