#five-course meal

[uniqueartisanconnoisseur]

Farm Stops in Northeast Kansas!

Are you looking for an opportunity for fun on a farm? Farm stops and agritourism comes in many forms, U pick pumpkin patches, vegetable gardens, flower farms, barns, farm to table and experience stops to name a few. The first week in October, I got the chance to see several amazing options during a press trip hosted by Kansas Tourism. I was one of three bloggers, and we, hit the road for some…

[5ftboy]

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Blooper Reel

[forgetmesoup]

BEHOLD MY JONS

[dearestgentlereaders]

colin is stronger than me fr cause this look of hers had me barking like a dog

[whump-in-the-closet]

Imagine: A stoic whumpee who is forced to recite all of the rules. So they do it, perfectly, even if it's a very long list. That's just how good their memory is. But then the whumper asks: "And you're going to follow these rules?"

"No."

Just a simple, almost nonchalant "no", just to see what the whumper's reaction is going to be. Because whatever comes after, it would've still been worth it.

I am imagining AND IT IS DELICUOUS. I was so so so excited about this prompt bc GOOD GOD the whumperfllies >:) i hope i do it justice ahhhHHHHH

Stoic Whumpee X Confidant Supervillain

content: possessive/ creepy whumper, flogging, stoic whumpee, leader Whump, implied amputation, graphic description of torture, humiliation, stoic whumpee becomes defiant for a sec and whumper isn’t happy, beaten unconscious

Leader stood with their hands on the wall, digging their fingers into the stone, searching for any kind of support at all. The click, click, click of the whip dragging behind Supervillain echoed through the space like a countdown.

"Start," said Supervillain and Leader could practically hear their smile.

Leader felt the familiar press of exhaustion in between their ribs. "Rule one," they began, voice hoarse with use. "No speaking without permission." The words tasted like acid even as they said them. "Rule two: No looking at you directly."

Leader gripped the wall until their knuckles whitened with sheer pressure. Still, they went on, each word clipped. "Rule three: comply with every order without hesitation, rule four: never question your authority."

Supervillain snapped their whip across the floor. No matter how many rules they added, Leader was always able to spew them off, perfectly. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

"Rule six--" Leader paused to take a breath, and Supervillain jumped at the opportunity. They cracked the whip across Leader's lower back, sharp and sudden.

The pain was brilliant.

"Faster," Supervillain demanded, but the order was tinged with triumph. With smug satisfaction.

Leader's eyes widened, arching their back in a silent scream. Their knees shook and they pressed their forehead to the cool concrete in a desperate attempt to remain standing. But to anyone else, it might have looked like a defense.

"Rule six," Leader inhaled faintly and resumed, spitting out the rules in a fasfire ricochet. "Rule six: address you with the proper title. Rule seven: no escape attempts. Rule eight: no disobedience in any form--"

The next strike came before they even reached the end of the sentence. Leader gasped. They bit down hard to stifle a scream and the metallic tang of blood filled their mouth, coppery and slick.

"Don't forget that one," Supervillain said with a sneer.

Leader had to swallow twice before they could go on. Their head spun. "Rule nine," they continued, ignoring the warm blood that dripped down their chin with their voice, "accept all punishments without resistance. Rule ten: show gratitude for your mercy—"

The whip came down again, tearing through the fragile equilibrium they had managed to maintain.

It hurt. It hurt so badly and it wouldn't stop and it was everywhere and it was throbbing, throbbing. And please–please not again– 

–Pull it together–  Leader pulled it together enough to wonder why there were dark blots in the corner of their vision.

Somehow, they were still standing.

Supervillain leaned in close, their breath hot against Leader's ear. "And you're going to follow these rules, aren’t you?"

Leader turned their head, slow and deliberate, making direct eye contact with Supervillain. They almost smiled when they replied.

"No."

“You little shit.”

They were almost prepared for the slap when it came. It snapped their head forward into the wall, their temple colliding with the stone. Not enough to knock them unconscious, but enough to send splintering pain and slick blood down their face and neck. 

For a moment, they saw stars.

Leader slid down the wall, their legs giving out on them as they crumpled.

"You-- you're going to regret that," Supervillain enunciated every word with a vicious kick.

Leader curled in on themself, trying to cover their face as best they could, slipping in and out of consciousness.

Probably.

The last thing they saw was Supervillain's face, far too close for comfort as they straddled them. Dirt was embedded into Leader's back, bitter and searing.

"Tell me," Supervillain spun in and out of focus, but their voice was tinged with amusement. "What hand you like least?"

Through the haze, Leader caught sight of what exactly Supervillain was holding.

Still worth it.

[thedeadedhooman]

[izartela]

All turtles for the @somerandomdudelmao fanart series are now done. :D I may do some more later on if inspiration strikes, but for now I'll be moving on to other projects (some also turtle related).

On another note, if anyone would like to get any of these fanarts as prints, let me know in a comment or message me. I'll post a specific poll and info sometime later but I wanted to know if there actually is any interest first.

[justkillingthyme]

The PL fandom has so many good fucking writers and artists. How amazing is it that we’re all gathered here over a man who’s built like a graham cracker?

[polarisjisung]

OHHH I AM UNWELL.

[spoonsloot]

Oh to be Captain Price's little housewife

[urlocalwormtoday]

william's rotting? I hope it gets WORSE !!!! dakota's bones are at risk? I hope they BREAK and SHATTER !!!!!! vyncent's world is corrupted and his dad betrayed everyone? I hope he SUFFERS !!!! ashe is possessed by the trickster? jokes on you, I hope his body is used to kill SO MANY PEOPLE !!!!!

angst is the lifeblood of every fandom and I need more (< needs to be put down)

[uniqueartisanconnoisseur]

Lodging in Nature in Northeast Kansas!

Have you been to the beautiful countryside of northeast Kansas? This was a new experience for me! Traveling on a press trip hosted by Kansas Tourism‘s Kelsey Wendling, and Colby Sharples-Terry, I headed to the Sunflower State for some fun, fall outdoor adventure! Along the way, we three travel bloggers me, Jamie Ward of Cornfields and Highheels, and Michelle Marine of Simplify Live Love, stayed…

[highabovethecloudssomewhere]

I had to design a fictional high school hockey team as part of a flash fiction/flash art challenge I’m putting myself through and since I’m not allowed to get attached to them I figured I’d share them here. I only gave myself 30 minutes per design but still I think this was the most art I’ve done in a single day

[unspuncreature]

my boyfriend came home from work last night and was absolutely shaking out of his skin with excitement so i was worried he’d secretly found another rabbit and snuck it into the house or something lol

he waited patiently as i moaned and groaned to sit up on the couch to greet him so he could tell me he purchased a shirt for me

and not just any shirt

he found the exact soft waffle knit henley that i’ve been wearing nearly nonstop for weeks after finding it at the thrift store

he got it on sale and in my favorite color (black) and got one of the last four that were available in my size

and it will be here in a few days :o)

[thetorturedlovergirl]

I’m lethbridge-Stewartsexual

[ssaltlicker]

“The caitvi sex scene was unnecessary >:(“

The three minute scene was unnecessary but the entire 40 minute episode dedicated to an au fanfic wasnt?