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If you’re still taking requests could you please draw some more art for The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish? I finished the first book and am starting the second one. I really love your art!💖
thank you (❁´◡`❁) i need to go and get the second book myself...
anyway, I really respect Li Yu's unrelenting willingness to risk his entire identity on the opportunity to get a good snack. the number of times this guy's stomach nearly gave him away in a single book...
#disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish#dtbpf#dtppf#li yu#prince jing#mu tianchi#wang xi#does wang xi have anything approaching a canon appearance? i can't find anything so he just got a silly lil hat and i called it a day#i have no idea what a personal servant in ye olde fantasy china would look like#i feel like wang xi has got to be watching the pure insanity that's going on with this pet fish and be continuously like#well???? it is somehow not actively killing the fish and they both seem happy so????? great??????? not gonna question that actually#i really never expected that i would be drawing a fish character with any regularity i don't know how to draw fish...#but that's fair because li yu doesn't know how to act like a fish either#my art
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I love how you draw harrow so much I want to shake her in a plastic bag
just don't put her in an aquarium with bigger fish or else she may fall in love
#tlt#ask#or get eaten either one#THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!!!!#sorry idk why when i heard shake her in a plastic bag i started thinking those lil fish you win at the fair
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logan on that plane when the divorcees started arguing had to have been AT LEAST one of his top 20 worst moments in life if not at least one of the most awkward like imagine not liking flying in the first place and then the plane starts being crumpled like tin foil once the metallokinetic gets frustrated and now we're all nosediving towards the middle of the ocean
#xmen#xmen dofp#xmen days of future past#erik lehnsherr#magneto#wolverine#logan howlett#snap chats#logan gotta act cool bout it all 'so youve always been an asshole' boy i know youre like three seconds away from a heart attack#man said he was the wrong guy for this but frankly if he could sit through all of that and keep going i think he's fine enough really#i wouldve checked out after that but im just not built for that kinda stress !!!#like in THREE MOVIES IM P SURE we've seen this mate be a lil nauseous at the idea of flyin for one reason or another#bro just does not have good luck with planes PLEAASSE#also side note. the stray hank caught during erik's rant i cANT LEAVE HIM ALONE#LIKE FAIR ENOUGH BUT STIIIILLLL LET HIM FLY THE PLANE VLKEJLKAJ#thank you hank for grounding erik so we all didnt have to fish the plane out of the sea
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a fish in mud / a scarecrow full of blood
#kp hob#wuvvy#delloso de la rue#acofaf#a court of fey and flowers#dimension 20#ruewuvvy#watched we were all going to the worlds fair with angel and hearing this song as a former alex g SCHOLAR was. like well.#getting the electric chair idk. pls listen to it its so both hob and wuvvy pls pslpslsp#i choose to stay there is no other way / i read the sign i do not ask it why#i eat i pray i tumble through my day a fish in mud a scarecrow full of blood#you know what they do to little dogs like you#theyre both the fish and the scarecrow <3#yaurt
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Qijiu Findom is Canon
So we've all seen this scene, right?
This scene is a fundamental piece of YQY characterization to me. There's a lot to be said about how this ties into YQY's desire to protect, provide for, and spoil SJ, but today I am here to talk about how this man would be really into financial domination. I truly can't believe that only one such qijiu fic exists (thank you to kat8cha I owe you my life).
The core tenants of my qijiu findom manifesto are as follows:
YQY doesn’t like spending money on himself
YQY belongs to SJ
YQY loves providing for SJ
SJ would rather take than receive
(Most of this post is more headcanon than directly evidenced, but I think it’s a logical jump from canon!)
YQY doesn’t spend money on himself
This was the starting point of my thinking when I started spinning qijiu findom in my brain back in 2022. Yue Qingyuan, in my opinion, doesn’t like taking care of himself. I think he’s better about taking care of his physical needs to some degree because he’s aware that the consequences of him passing out or qi deviating would affect more than just himself, but his motivation is a.) to be a well functioning machine capable of fulfilling his role as sect leader, and b.) to Not Fuck Up. (One of adult YQY’s core traits is that he lives in perpetual fear of fucking up. More on that another day). Aside from the risk of heart demons damaging his cultivation, YQY doesn’t see any possible consequences to neglecting his mental health.
And so, does YQY really deserve a comfortable bed? Does he really need any nice wall hangings in the parts of his home that guests will never see? The only seemingly indulgent purchases YQY makes are those needed to uphold his image as sect leader, like fine clothes and hair oils. Those are functionally business expenses, because YQY is aware that how he presents himself reflects on the entire sect. (SJ surely doesn’t see it that way— he only sees YQY putting on the affects of nobles and spending money like water, as bad as any of the natal lords in this sect). In the modern era, YQY would come home, take off his perfectly tailored suit, and flop face first onto his bare mattress on the floor.
YQY’s everything belong to SJ
I think that if SJ had asked, YQY would be willing to give him basically anything he owned. Fundamentally, YQY puts SJ’s life before his own. He would not have walked into near-certain death long after SJ became irredeemable to the rest of the cultivation world if that was not the case. Yue Qingyuan literally offers SJ his life.
YQY would die if he thought it would make SJ happy. If YQY’s life and the sword that is his life can be forfeited to SJ, what’s a bit of money, or the material possessions that YQY cares little for? What’s his is SJ’s, and if it would make SJ happy, YQY would not hesitate to hand over whatever SJ asked for.
YQY likes taking care of people.
Although the fanon of YQY being overly solicitous and constantly pushing gifts on SJ contracts canon (as far as I can tell, there's not a single instance in the novel of specfically Yue Qingyuan giving SQQ a gift-- at most, there's references to all the peak lords doing so), I think there’s a little truth to it— if YQY thought SJ would allow him to, he would absolutely give SJ whatever he thought the man might like or need. I would go as far as to say that he probably longs to do so. He is a service dog, after all.
Yue Qingyuan most often expresses his affection as protecting, taking care of, or expressing concern for others. Most of his 'wet puppy in the rain' moments in canon are not due to his own misery, but because he is concerned for SJ or SQQ. Yue Qingyuan is bad at existing for his own sake; he is constantly shown to be putting others and the sect above himself, and none more so than SJ. Personally. I don’t think this is just due to YQY’s strength of character. I think he gains a sense of purpose and identity from being the one to protect and take care of others. There is a reason I say YQY had eldest daughter syndrome: he needs someone to take care of For His Health.
Being allowed to give or buy things for SJ, or have SJ use YQY's assets to buy things himself, would fulfill YQY's needs. It would give him vital enrichment. After their long estrangement where SJ constantly ignores YQY, someone as simple as being able to express affection by providing for SJ would literally be a privilege to YQY.
That's all well and good, but doesn't that just mean YQY's wants to be SJ's sugar daddy? Why do I specify findom instead? Well that's where we get to SJ.
SJ would be suspicious of gifts
SJ is a paranoid person, and many gifts come with some expectation of reciprocity. I think SJ’s ability to appreciate gifts would be hampered by his immediate unasked question: “what do you want from me?”. While gifts for Peak Lord Shen may pose less of an issue, as he’s able to quickly identify the motives from deference to bribery, gifts to Shen Jiu The Person may pose more of an issue, as the lack of a clear motive besides expressing affection leaves room for SJ’s mind to invent one. Honestly, SJ reacts similarly to most kindness— he himself is so rarely kind without a motive, so it’s hard for him to imagine that others might not be the same. (Any kindness Xiao Jiu showed his Qi-ge doesn’t count— SJ was only protecting what belonged to him 😤).
Because of this twisty brain maze he’s made for himself, SJ is far more comfortable taking something than receiving it. SJ learned as a child that he will be given nothing, and that taking things is necessary for survival, and he had no compunctions about it. Taking is an act of initiative and aggression: taking is winning. I actually think this is how he framed begging in his mind— by thinking of it as tricking people, he gets to feel like he’s won or stolen something, rather having to linger in the pity.
Gifts, affection, and love can all be given this treatment. If SJ tricked YQY into loving him and must now cling to his rightfully earned possession, SJ needn’t address his own feelings. If YQY’s money is something SJ takes, he gets to feel like he’s taking advantage of YQY instead of having to feel like he’s reliant on YQY or like he's YQY's charity case.
SJ is a massive control freak, and he is always most comfortable in a relationship when he can tell himself he’s in control of the dynamic, even if that makes the relationship appear unhealthy to an outside observer. Once YQY catches on to this, he would do absolutely everything he could to accommodate SJ (without SJ realizing he’s being accommodated ofc).
In short, YQY leaves his wallet on the nightstand, SJ takes or “steals” it and buys some overpriced designer good he doesn’t need, silently daring YQY to challenge him on it, and they both feel fulfilled by this.
This is what peak performance looks like.
(Side note: there are a couple other ways to execute a findom for dynamic for qijiu! The main two I can think of are "Stupid Qi-ge’s money is so easy to steal: obviously I must steal it First, and use it Better, to Protect Him." and "Stupid Qi-ge is languishing/never takes care of himself. I must take his money and use it to force him to do self care." My tastes run angstier tho 😂)
#lmk if you also want me to do the non-kink analysis of this scene but tbh there would be a fair bit of overlap#svsss#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#qijiu#fish meta
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We were robbed of a Rescue Bots episode where chief Burns, doc Greene and Optimus hang out and do middle aged dad things.
#charlie please invite space jesus to the cookout#he needs friends outside the team and the kids#if bumblebee gets to date blades i feel its only fair that optimus gets to have a highgrade with his human buds#charlie already taught the rescue bots how to fish. now teach optimus. please its for his own mental health.#maccadam#transformers#rescue bots#tfp#its still tfp optimus and we all know his ass needs a break.#optimus prime#chief burns#doc greene
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I'm sorry but kashi-who-lives-in-a-fish is the greatest character to ever exist in the history of any piece of media ever
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Some fish are so weird. Look at this skeleton of a plaice:
The “empty spot” (+head) is where all the internal organs of the fish are situated. The rest of the body is all tail! They get things done with all their organs squeezed in that single spot!
#to be fair though many fish have organs squeezed pretty tight too#theyre efficient like that!#plus the plaice does not have to worry about such things as a swim bladder as it doesnt have to float
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Five & his carnival fish
#aj carmicheal is a spring fair gold fish#dont look at the anatomy its not real#I drew his feet so big don’t look at them#five hargreeves#aj carmichael#the umbrella academy#my art#tua#number five#fanart
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slaps you silly... it's sturgeon time (zine photos down below)
#my little guy that i hold in my hands#would people be interested in buying this?#i have a bunch and will probably have some leftover after my next fair!#aster's art#risograph#riso#riso art#riso zine#riso printing#art zine#accordion zine#zine#fish#sturgeon
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An alternative direction for Stryke Out where Elder gets stuck in a cage, Toothless is the top competitor for more than a few dragon fights, and— what's this? By Thor, there's a colorful mood dragon here, and she can speak Norse! What are the odds of that?
Little does Elder know that wherever this mood dragon is, Camicazi will be close behind.
#hbau#half brothers au#i love this episode#put elder in a cage because free roam like in the actual episode my guy would be free in 20 minutes i gotta nerf him to make it fair#httyd#httyd au#rtte#race to the edge#i think in this version hiccup e and stormfly would have to work together to free each other from their cages#then they'd work on befriending the other dragons#might need to add a day or two more to the episode to space it out a little until the riders and camicazi arrive to rescue them and tooth#and believe you me camicazi is coming and she's PISSED#until now she's been with the wingmaidens so she doesn't show up in rtte before now#younger and little fish have met stormfly in book 3 but none of the other riders have met her yet that's why elder is so surprised
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I’m sure y’all are tired of the string worm saga so I had to end it off with a plot twist.
#noct was just collecting them as fishing lures#the crossover no one asked for#it’s all a jojo reference#everything’s a jojo reference#string worm#worm on a string#noctis lucis caelum#noctis#sephiroth#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#cloud strife#zack fair#shitpost#ffxv#ff15#final fantasy 15#final fantasy xv#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#my artwork#doodle#fanart#final fantasy series#final fantasy#dio brando#jojo reference
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The video game difficulty-fairness graph. This is based on MY experience playing these games and it’s probably very different from how you experienced them!
If you know of any good games that would fall on the right half of the graph, please comment them. I LOVE bullshit games (unironically).
#gaming#video games#hollow knight#binding of isaac#cuphead#spelunky#rain world#inscryption#pikmin#persona#plants vs zombies#earthbound#paper mario#super mario galaxy#hitman#cult of the lamb#pseudoregalia#cat goes fishing#minecraft#fallout#rimworld#i didn’t include primarily multiplayer games because both fairness and difficulty varies significantly depending on#who you’re playing with or against
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I’ve read the rules! o7
Sai i need to know. Did he even read the book angel gave them. I know he wasn’t reading it when angel texted them if we chose to not invite him over but did he read even the few pages they looked at
or was he just… buying time to think of things/wanted to look like he was interested in the book when they really weren’t
TRUST ME this is VERY important knowledge and no matter what you say i will only like him more 🫶
✦゜ANSWERED: He did not T_T lmaooooo
Realistically, he probably put it back on the shelf the moment Elanor arrived ^^; Part of me wants to say that he hid it somewhere amongst the shelves (because Angel touched this book... Their hands and eyes graced the cover... No one else deserves the luxury of touching it as well...), but I think he'd be too overwhelmed with Angel finally noticing him to give it much thought.
Ren had no interest in reading the book either, but he did pick a "flora" theme for a very specific reason — as opposed to stalling/trying to buy time..... >:3c
Without spoiling too much, it's the same reason why he sometimes comes across as clumsy (with his words) during conversations, talks a lot about AoG, lives in a stupidly expensive and gaudy apartment, stole another person's nickname and made it his own, sometimes comes across as pushy, mimicked another character's exact line, gave Angel a high-end luxury gift, and why the "X I V" clips in his hair correlate to specific letters in the— *I am forcefully removed from the stage*
#Fish fear me because da ''XIV = 14'' post was nothing but a red herring lmao#But seeing how there's more in-game content released; I can reveal a few more hints hehe#To be fair though; this is more-so just silly blog shenanigans and these secrets genuinely have no real impact on the storyline#So please don't think that there's going to be a ton of hidden clues you need to figure out in order to fully experience the game#14DWY is a storytelling experience first and an i-spy game second lmao /gen /silly#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#vivivav#💖 — about ren.#💜 — canon.
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