#fiscal conservative

[missing-wires]

still you shouldnt have made fun of his tiddies like that

Geezus, you’re still on about that? I didn’t even make fun of his titties. Actually, they look very jiggly and cuddly, if you’re into that sort of thing. Im more so concerned about the future burden they will have on the U.S. healthcare system. I don’t want the good, hard working people of this country to subsidize those titties, we’re 32 trillion in debt.

Like do you even Steven Crowder, bro? Look, I’m sure Jeremy is a nice guy who has a great daddy and everything. I’m just thinking bigger picture, respectfully.

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[lenbryant]

Dump this cult and get serious people for a change.

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[arellas]

these tags r so funny to me.. you hate the guy for.. being fatshamey.. in a fox show that aired in 2004. thats called historical accuracy ‼️‼️ are we gonna cancel mr darcy for classism next

[newagevictorianorphan]

tbh luigi being a lowk conservative reminds me of the one ro ramdin video where’s she’s like leftists will be on reddit talking about neo marxism and anarcho communism all the while some major leftist figurehead is revealed to be a child predator when a random conservative man just started his crypto scheme and made like one trillion dollars i can’t find the video but u get the jist

[daenystheedreamer]

Hey that post about *makes u cum, reblogs pics of knights* reminded me, where does Brienne fit into KuwtB? something something Renly's beard for the gym?

i never figured out what i wanted her to do!!! maybe she's renly's bodyguard i like pete buttigieg style fiscally conservative socially liberal #gay#loveislove#noh8 politician renly its really funny to me so he can have bodyguard brienne.

but anyway she and jaime go on a blind date (set up by renly, its his fault) that goes SOOOO bad and she hates him but they meet again and she takes pity on him. maybe he gets into a car crash and she happens to be there that would be so cute for them... she's just minding her own business maybe went to a bar but only women would hit on her and she has to be like im so sorry im straight 💔 and then jaime drunk driving crashes his car into a pole across the street and she calls the ambulance and stays in hospital with him cos cersei and tywin wont visit (tyrion is on a phones-off corporate/rehab retreat in the summer isles and doesnt find out till he comes back, it kinda ruins his summer vibes tbh)

[parcai]

i b saying things like socially liberal, fiscally conservative just 2 fuck w ppl

[compacflt]

okay "normie median Biden voter ice" got me. That's funny. But also so true! It prob took him a bit to vote dem too (though I believe that Ice would have never voted for Trump). Would love to hear more thoughts on Ice and Mav's politics. Also the list of who they would have voted for if you're willing to share.

i do worry that posting my extremely in-depth headcanons about some of this stuff will have the JKR “wizard shit” effect on my writing and ruin it a little, but ask and ye shall receive

copy-pasted straight from my list of “unhinged compacflt!top gun headcanons” that ive been keeping since september: on ice & mav's politics

16. Since their friendship began, Ice has always told Maverick who to vote for, since Maverick doesn't care enough to pay attention to national politics. They are begrudging ConservaDems (conservative political views, would vote conservative every election if Republicans weren’t actively sending them to war/actively promoting fascism). Ice’s voting record (and after 1988, Mav’s too) 1980-2020—note that he has always considered himself an “educated moderate”: 1980: Reagan. 1984: Reagan. 1988: Bush. 1992: Bush. 1996: Clinton (reaction to aftermath of PGW. Doesn’t care that Clinton enacted DADT because “I’m not [redacted], so it doesn’t apply to me”). 2000: Gore (refusal to vote for another Bush). 2004: Kerry (Mav votes Bush this year out of spite as he and Ice are going through their break-up). 2008: McCain (Navy loyalty). 2012: Obama (liked him as a person/worked closely with him, didn’t like his policies so much). 2016: Clinton (no other alternative). 2020: Biden (actually liked/previously worked with Biden, and now actively married to another man and therefore had to make some liberal concessions). 2024-onwards they will vote for any Democrat as long as they aren’t a “socialist.”

17. Also, Maverick didn’t vote in 2016. Partially because in my universe the TGM mission takes place that November, very near the election, and he has bigger fish to fry (something Ice will later take him to task for), and partially because I genuinely think he wouldn’t be able to stomach either mainstream candidate and probably would’ve voted for Libertarian Gary Johnson, which might have torn his relationship with Ice to shreds a few days before schedule. “Are you fucking kidding me? Johnson? Pete, this moron’s moronic party wants to abolish the driver’s license—” / “—Yeah, and then I could ride your sweet wheels with no problem whatsoever—maybe he’ll abolish pilots’ licenses, too, I’d like to see that—” / “If you vote for Gary fucking Johnson, I will very happily stop footing the bill for your piece-of-shit airplane, and you can see how useful your pilot’s license is then—” / So Mav didn’t vote in 2016. 

35. In terms of what he Tweets: I do foresee, post-retirement, Ice basically becoming a neoliberal military intellectual type on Twitter a la Mark Hertling (look him up on Twitter). Bio: “Retired @SECNAV. Advisor @WhiteHouse and @VoteVets. Contributing writer @TheAtlantic. Interested in geopolitics & modern warfare. Aviator, husband, Padres fan. [American flag emoji]” Only posts pictures of himself and Maverick at three specific annual events: 1. their wedding anniversary (“36 years with this fool and he’s still surprised to find out that I like the F-5 better than the A-4 #happyanniversary”), 2. every EAA Airventure (huge airplane convention), 3. San Francisco’s Fleet Week (which of course they MUST attend, they even headline it in 2018). Informative, analytical, highly-respected. Maybe goes on CNN or NBC all the time to talk about civil-military relations shit (aversion to FOX since the start of the Iraq War). Gonna say he had like four really viral threads about Russia and Ukraine in April or May and so has 300k followers or something like that. He has a personal website that links back to his Twitter and every essay he writes for international publications, with a pretty braggadocious bio (something along the lines of “Tom Kazansky has directly almost started global nuclear war twice in his life, and in the thirty-year gap in between, sold the Swiss half their entire goddamn Air Force and directed an entire Fleet during the Iraq War”). Lots of tweets like “Military aviation hot take: Compared to the F-22, the F-35 is a waste of money. Source: husband with 400+ hours of F-35 experience.” / “[Quote tweet of Russian Foreign Minister boasting about Su-57 production lines] Oh, so you guys finally figured out how to make more than one every other year?” / “Analysis of the failure of Russia’s Black Sea Fleet in Ukraine, from an ex-US Pacific Fleet Commander’s perspective: a short [thread emoji] [This thread gets 26k likes and 4k retweets]” / “This weekend my husband & I flew in to @EAA Oshkosh #OSH19 & took home first place for best P-51. Not to brag, but.” (A reply to this tweet: “Sir, you really know how to bury the lede that your husband is Adm. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell. I had to look it up on Wikipedia.” / @TKazansky: “What, was it not obvious? Who else could it have been?”) Also, I see him writing a whole bunch of op-eds for international political magazines a la Tom Nichols (look him up on Twitter too). Writing analyses of recent geopolitical/military events for the New York Times, the New Yorker, the Bulwark, the Navy Times, the Atlantic, Bellingcat, etc. Not so much focused on domestic issues (but VoteVets [socially progressive vets’ group] board member, and ardently pro-democracy, yay!). He’s a smart guy.

37. This is not a headcanon, just kind of a… a real-life implication. My Ice was Deputy Commander of Third Fleet in 2003, meaning he’d have been there in command of the USS Abraham Lincoln when President Bush gave his “Mission Accomplished” speech aboard that ship in May less than 2 months after the initial American invasion of Iraq. Very premature & embarrassing. Ice would’ve been in direct contact with Bush/Cheney/NSC bureaucrats many, many times during the war. I genuinely believe this is what pushed him over the edge into firm liberal territory.

[jewishbarbies]

republicans sure like to call jews greedy and money hungry for people who refuse to support spending a dime of tax payer money on something that doesn’t 100% directly benefit them

[madamshogunassassin]

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[dezwade]

this is such a niche pet peeve that applies to such a small slice of the fandom but i honestly dont think Donald is violently homophobic or transphobic. I think he would struggle to understand any gender identity outside of binary trans and if you took him to a drag show his brain would melt but like. he's not against gay marriage

[letmeplaytheblues]

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[universal-consistant]

dialann: are you homophobic/grace: im gay?/dialann: THEYRE DODGING THE QUESTION

grace:i wanna make it very clear i have no problem with your sexuality

dialann:HOMOPHOBE

grace:ITS NOT A HOMOPHOBE THING-

vivlio:youre literally splitting a gay relationship

grace:listen-

[tanksarefluffy]

Bruh how is my dad that regularly says the f slur the more accepting one out of my parents😭😭😭