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baecvlt · 4 years ago

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Hello hello! I looove your work! I was wondering if I could requests Kazuichi taking his best friend(or lover! Just thought friend would make it more interesting) on a late night car ride to test some adjustments he made to it, could end up with some steamy car sex? Hopefully this made sense! I've been craving this kind of fic

Car Sex: Kazuichi Soda x Reader

a/n: It’d be an honor to write this. Hope you enjoy! ALso VERY WELL ESTABLISHED FRIENDSHIP HERE + projecting my interests onto reader because I get selfish AND I feel like Kaz listens to rock/alt/indie music. K byeee. ALSO READER IS FEM, pls specify next time

It was a Friday night, you were out for dinner with your best friend, Kazuichi Soda. You were glad to finally get out the house. It got lonely, plus you got to catch up with him and see him personally. He offered to pay for your meal, you allowed it since this time you were tight on money. As he paid, you notice he was excited about something.

“I know this is so last minute,” he began,“But I was wondering if you’d come back to the shop with me”

You nodded, but remained curious. “Of course, I’ll go, but why?”. He leaned toward you and he was excited. His leg was shaking and hands slightly shaking. “I’m finally finished with my car!,” he cheered,“I want you to be the very first to join me for a test drive!”. You smiled. Kazuichi had been working on this car since high school. He almost gave up on it too, so you were happy he never gave up on it. “Of course I’ll go!,” you told him, just as cheerful as he was. You both has walked to the restaurant, now walked back to the shop.

His family was there, closing the shop up. You obviously greeted them. He walked right past them and to the garage. A sheet was on top of the car. Once you were in the room, he walked towards it. He grabbed the sheet, doing a small countdown. “3..2..1-”. He yanked the sheets off, revealing a new and improved car. “So, what do ya think?”. You were excited with him now. “Jesus, the paint job on this is amazing!,” you said to him. “‘May have taken me my whole high school and half my college experience to finish it, but it was worth it!”.

“Totally”

“What do ya say? Should we take it out for a spin”

“You don’t have to ask me twice”

He cheered quietly, opening the passenger door for you and hopping into the driver’s side. He opened the garage door, pulling out of the driveway. He had only driven down the street and you saw how nervous he was. You grabbed his hand, he gasped when you did. “Hey, I’m sure the car is fine, don’t stress out”. He smiled, putting his arm around you. You relaxed laying back. You drove around for about half an hour, going up some hill to a mountain. “Where are we going?,” you asked him.

“We’re gonna look at the stars”

“Ooo, nice”

He parked by the edge of the mountain. It was weird because no other cars were to be seen. Usually there were. “By the way, I wanna show you the coolest thing here,” he said, opening the glove compartment. He took out a CD, Slowdive's 1993 album Souvlaki, and revealed he had a working stereo. "Holy shit, it works?," you were excited. He nodded, popping in the CD. "I love Slowdive," you mumbled. He smiled, chuckling a little.

"I know. You were listening to it the day we met"

"Oh! I was...Yeah, I remember you came up to me that day. You were so awkward"

"Right? God, I feel like I acted like a douche"

"You were like,'Hey, we shouldn't be able to hear your music'"

"Yeah, yeah. Then you were all,'Oh, sorry!'. Then, I was like,'Don't worry, but anyway, Slowdive, huh?'"

You both laughed. "God, I felt that you were trying to hit on me that moment," You told him,"But you're just...you're really nice". Smiling, he shook his head. "Do you miss high school?," he asked. You thought about it for a moment. Did you? "You know what," you began,"Partially". He was confused. "What do you mean?".

"Well, we all had good times in high school. We had good friends, all those memories. We've kinda drifted away, but that's why I partially miss it"

"So why don't you?"

"I felt like I didn't belong"

He looked at you sympathetically. "You all had an established talent. I didn't," you told him,"Sometimes, I still wish I hadn't gone". Hearing you say so saddened him. "But you're good at a lot," he said,"You were better than everyone there". "You're just saying--".

"No! I swear, you are talented at a lot. It was just never put into one thing. You aren't alone either. Hajime never had an exact talent, Nagito won a lottery...you belonged there just as anybody else. You are a Jack of All Trades—"

"—Master of None."

"NO! You are the master of all!"

You smiled. "I care so much about you. I'm really glad we met. I just know that if we hadn't met my life wouldn't be the way it is now...," he said,"So, please, never say that again! You belonged there". You lay back in your seat, trying not to cry. For the first time in forever you felt like you had a place in the world, it felt weird, but not bad. You weren't used to feeling important. "Are you even happy with your life?". He looked at his thumbs when you asked him that. You were afraid of his answer, you didn't know why, but you were.

"There are somethings I wish I didn't have to deal with, but when I think about you, I realize that it's all worth dealing with...and that makes me the happiest man in the world"

"Kaz..."

He said your name, his voice low when he did. It interrupted anything you wanted to say next and your thoughts were racing. "I..I—". He sighed. You knew whatever he had to say next was not easy for him to spit out. "You know how important this car is was for me, it took up my entire high school year to work on. I know I had fun doing it, but I didn’t build it for me,” he sputtered and you could tell he was nervous,“I made this car so that...so that I'd have something to impress you with the day I had the courage to tell you how I really feel about you. I love you and I have for so long. I don't see myself being with anyone else and I wanted you to think of me as the coolest guy you'd ever met and now you probably think I'm a chump–"

You launched yourself towards him, attacking his lips and you felt his skin radiating. He felt as if he had been kissed by an angel. "I love you too, Kaz," you whispered. You really did. Crawling onto his lap, you pushed his hair back. "I wish it hadn't taken you so long to tell me," you added, frowning,"We could have done all these cute high school couple things, then moved onto adult couple things". He kissed you this time, his hands on your hips as you nibbled his bottom lip. He managed to move you both to the passenger side in order to prevent your back setting the horn off. He stopped for a minute.

"'Adult couple things'?"

"Yeah"

"Well, we're adults now, aren't we? And who says we're too old to do what high schoolers do"

"You're not wrong either...but are you interested in doing adult things with me?"

He blushed and looked away for a minute,"I, uh- I've never done it before. I was waiting do it with someone who loves me, y'know? But- you love me, right?". You laughed, nodding. He laughed too, shaking his head as he reached up your skirt, his calloused and rough hands rubbing your thighs. "Hoh-okay, you asked for it". He leaned forwards to kiss you, grabbing the waistband of your panties as his tongue entered your mouth. He pulled them down, allowing you to remove the rest by making his seat go further back. You kicked them off, going to unzip his jeans and pull those down too along with his boxers. He was already rock hard and made you throb just looking as his cock. It was slightly above average in both length and girth, but what did you expect from a dork like him?

You took off your entire skirt before climbing right back into his lap right after pulling them down, he smirked and lowly praised you: "Good girl". He kissed you a little more before he grabbed his cock, ready to guide it inside you. "You ready?". You were shaking, but uttered a soft,"Yes...". Before he could, the Slowdive song you were listening to when you first met started playing and you knew this was meant to happen. You melted when he heard it too. It means it meant something to him and it meant as much to him as it meant to you. "You remember this song, baby?". He pressed light kisses on your forehead as you nodded. You felt his tip at your entrance and you whined. "W-Wait! Kaz, please be careful," you begged. He nodded and kissed you again. "I'll be soft," he reassured you,"Besides, I want to take my time with you. Okay?". You took a breath and relaxed.

"Okay"

"Uh, wait- I should probably ask. Did you wanna do this laying down? I don't think it's fair if you're on top during our first. Plus, I don't want your back to hurt"

"Y-Yeah, my back was starting to ache a little"

He nodded, putting the seat all the way back, now mimicking a bed. You switched positions, spreading your legs for him. He put the volume on the stereo almost all the way up before picking your legs up. He positioned himself again, pushing in just the tip. You gasped quietly, breaking into a very sweet moan as he pushed in all the way, groaning lustfully. He repeatedly pushed in: deep, but slow. He only felt his erection grow harder seeing you blush. Your little moans and soft whimpers when he'd hit that one spot you thought only you would be able to reach made him twitch inside you. He tried to keep his composure, but your walls constantly pumping him made it almost impossible. He leaned forward, desperately trying to kiss you. You could've melted right then and there, seeing how this man made love to you. "I-I love you..," he whispered against your lips. God, he was so cute too.

"I love you too, Kaz, but this is a little too slow now"

"Please, tell me what you need"

"I want you fuck me harder"

"Whatever you say, princess"

His thrusts went from "slow and deep" to "abrupt and very deep". "Like that?". You kissed him in response, grabbing his hair and pushing his head to you. His hips snapped inside you, making it harder to control your breathing. At this point, the windows as fogged up, making the air around you hot. He grabbed your breast, massaging them. You did him the favor of unbuttoning your blouse. You grabbing his hand and slipped it under your bra. "They're so pretty and warm," he mumbled. You could tell he didn't want you to hear that from how low he said it, but you heard it well. He pulled your bra down to your torso, ducking his head down to be able to suck on your breasts a little. "K-Kaz! I'm really sensitive there!". He didn't respond, so entertained by your boobs, knowing playing with them made you feel good.

Your stomach was in knots and it was hard to hold anything anymore.

It took one really hard thrust, making you squirt. He didn't even know it could do that. You didn't cum all the way through, making it uncomfortable now. You felt like you were being edged. "Kaz, it doesn't feel good anymore".

"Do we stop?"

"No, no! Just...I need to cum"

"I'll get you there"

His hands went back to your hips, slamming into you fast and deep. Your body trembled, shaking as he hit your sweet spot again and again and again. "Is this okay?," his voice husky as he was nearing his orgasm too. You nodded, whining. "I-It feel so good..please don't stop," you cried,"It's so good!..". He went faster, grunting softly. You were near crying, about to release. "Are you gonna cum?". He was just as impatient as you were.

"I'm cumming, I-I'm cumming"

"I can't last anymore. C-Can I cum inside?"

"Please, baby"

He groaned you name, shooting his load in you. You knew it was a lot too, feeling it when you moved. He pulled out, laying on the other seat lazily. You were still so turned on, pumping your two fingers in and out of you, securing his cum inside you. "Good girl". You picked your braw up to cover your chest since it was getting cold. "You look so pretty," he added. You were blushing as he helped you with your clothes. Naturally, you helped him with his. "I hope this is a good time to ask, but...". "Yes?"

"I want you to be my girlfriend"

"I'm so glad you do. Yes, Kazuichi, I'll be your girlfriend!"

"Yes! Fuck Yes! Oh god, I'm so happy!"

You kissed his cheek, making him become even more giddy as he wrapped his arm around you and drove you to his home. Kissing on his bed, he hugged you tightly afterward as you shushed him to sleep.

#danganronpa #kazuichi danganronpa #kazuichi soda #kazuichi souda #kazuichi soda x reader #kazuichi souda x reader #kazuichi soda smut #kazuichi souda smut #kazuichi smut #smut #x reader

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collecting-stories · 4 years ago

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JJ Maybank Rec List - 6/20

I’ve seen some people do rec lists and I know I have a wealth of JJ fics that I ABSOLUTELY adore so I wanted to comply them all here!!! So, here’s my JJ Maybank Rec List as of 6/20.

This list is in no particular order:

1. Happiness is a Butterfly : @johnb-routledge

- I think I’ve read this a few dozen times at least, I really love it. And I love the way JJ is written in this one too.

2. Best Friends to Lovers : @sunflowerbecca

- I love that this is broken up into moments in their life together. Definitely my favorite JJ piece she’s written though her whole masterlist is worth a read.

3. For Me : @obx-sos

- Any of her JJ pieces are incredible, her characterization is spot on. This one in particular I love just because it deals with mental health in such an honest way.

4. Untitled : @obx-writings

- I don't actually know if this has a title but it’s one of my all time favorite JJ pieces I’ve read on here. Honestly, it’s in a league of it’s own.

5. Day One, Done : @ijustreallylovethem

- I haven’t read a lot of in-the-future fics but this was one of them and it’s just so sweet honestly. Imagining JJ with a family😍

6. My God, You’re a Sweet Thing : @maybankiara

- I love this! Prom night JJ? Please!! Honestly I’ve loved everything she’s written. It’s really wonderful, like it’s out of this world how good she is.

7. Badass in Heels : @midnightmagicmusings

- This is basically the latest thing I’ve read by her and that’s why I chose it because honestly it was a hard fucking choice like, there isn’t a bad fic on this masterlist. And her HOH stories are really great.

8. Fools Gold : @outerbxrafe

- I’m a sucker for a friends to lovers and this one is so good. I’ve read it quite a few times! Along with everything else on her masterlist.

9. Not Just Any Guy : @johnbstwinkie

- There aren’t too many JJ x m!reader fics that I’ve read but this is one of my favorites! Just really well written.

10. There for You : @johnbstwinkie

- I didn’t wanna rec anyone twice but I have to because I love this fic too much not to include it on my list. I love JJ in this!

11. Longing for You : @poguesrforlife

- This 100% has to go on my list! This was the first JJ fic that I read and it’s still one of my top favorites!

12. The Four Times He Heard You and the One Time He Didn’t : @lifesabe-ch

- I mean I even wrote a fic inspired by this fic, how could it not be on my list lol. It’s such a good fic, I still can’t get over it.

13. Sunburnt : @lifesabe-ch

- Sorry I’m breaking my rule again. I love this fic and it’s too good not to put on this list.

14. Police on my Back : @milamaybank

- Hands down one of my favorite obx writers on here and definitely one of my favorite JJ fics. This is truly a masterpiece.

15. Only a Little : @uwubonebabie

- So...first JJ in that gif. And then...JJ in that fic. So good. Just serious perfection.

16. Graveyard : @amandaisverycute

- Finding this fic on tumblr was honestly like a blessing. The writing is so good and JJ is spot on. I love this to pieces.

17. Name : @woogity-boogity-pogues

- This is so cute! I’ve seen a lot of name speculation/name fics about what JJ stands for and this is definitely one of my favorites.

18. Consent : @obxfishon

- It’s not letting me tag this because her blog was labeled adult but this is such a good fic and such an important topic. I really love it, I’ll tag it when I’m able.

19. I’m Right Here : @winchester-books

- As it turns out the anon who requested this sent the same request to me. That being said, this one is like 12952984957 times better than the version I wrote.

20. It’s Just Polyester : @thebutterflyonhischest

- The angst! But also the talent! This is such a good fic and it’s got a sequel which just makes it even better!

21. September : @rudethstyles

- I was only going to include 20 on this list but realized I hadn’t added this and had to include it because it’s such a good fic. Like...so so good.

22. Is There Somewhere : @pogue-writings

- This is so sad and so beautiful and I’ve read it so many times. Also, here’s her whole masterlist cause there is not a fic on there that isn’t this beautifully written.

23. Midsummers : @softstarkey

- Again, worth reading everything she’s written because it’s all flawless. But Midsummers is up there with my like, top 5 favorite JJ fics.

24. Sober : @poguegarbage

- I saved this fic and kept putting off reading it and finally read it and just thought...I could’ve been reading this all this time? This fic is so good, I love everything about it and JJ in it.

25. Coconut Breeze : @outerbxrafe

- not a xreader fic but so good. I love JJ x m!oc so much and I had to include it. Beautiful, simply.

Masterlists I love:

1. @outrbanks masterlist : there are two JJ fics and a series all worth reading.

2. @normatural masterlist : literally adding new, amazing fics daily.

3. @extratragic masterlist : I could not possibly pick just one fic to rec. (soon to be @louisolos)

4. @obxsummer masterlist : all the best stuff lives here.

#JJ x reader #JJ fic #obx jj #obx jj maybank #JJ Maybank #JJ Maybank fic #Rudy Pankow #obx Netflix fanfiction #obx fic #obx writing #obx rec list #JJ Maybank rec #rec list #collecting stories rec list

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yanderemommabean · 4 years ago

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Imagine seeing a 🦊 in your backyard and being like “😮Cute 🦊?!” And you try, despite advise telling you otherwise, to befriend it. Cause who doesn’t want a 🦊 friend? So you leave lil homemade treats for it everytime you see it. (It seems to prefer human and cooked foods?) and eventually you find it in your house and you’re like “❤️!” And let the fox sleep in your room and wake up with Lee in your bed. Like, you got the pet/owner relationship you wanted but not quite in the way you thought.-🦝

There’s a list of things you expected when you allowed your new friend to sleep in your bed. Maybe they chewed up the blankets, made a mess in the floor because they’re nervous, and even a shredded pillow was expected.

You would’ve preferred all of the above when your bleary eyes focused in on a much larger form than a fox, who was happily looming over you. The man was blond, his face covered in freckles with warm hazel eyes that continued examining your features.

Great. You were definitely about to die. Couldn’t he do you the courtesy of doing it while you were asleep? That’s at least the best way to go!

“What the-“ you managed to croak out, still sleepy and trying to wake up from your haze. You press up on your hands, trying to sit up and shove the man off of you, becoming more aware of the dangerous situation as sleep left your brain.

Fuck. FUCK. A stranger was in your house! IN YOUR BED!

“No! No please don’t kill me!” You begin to plead, scrambling out of bed and searching the room for anything to defend yourself with as your “attacker” just silently watched, seemingly amused. His grin was cocky, and his naked form only seemed laxed and confident as he watched your confusion escalate.

“My my, if You’re this entertaining by just waking up, I’d say I’ve found myself a lucky one”.

You press yourself against the wall, eyes wide as you struggle to ask the man what he meant- what he thought he was doing in your home. Your bed. He simpers and makes no gesture to cover his nether regions, simply pressing his fingers to his chin as he looked you up and down.

“It seems I’ve frightened you. Apologies, most humans hardly see me out of my cuddly little persona. It’s a pleasure to be on speaking terms with you now”. He gave another cocky expression, eyebrows raised in a waiting manner as he extended his hand for you to shake.

“What the hell are you talking about? G-get out of my house!” You pathetically shout, voice wavering as you tried to piece together whatever in the world was going on. What ‘persona’? Why did he say it like he wasn’t human himself? Was he on drugs?!

Ok- deep breaths! Panicking is natural but it never helps in any situation. He clearly hasn’t hurt you yet, and if he planned too, he was taking his time. You don’t need to put yourself in any corners. You straighten up and try to make some distance between him and you, clearing your throat as you try and think of what to say.

“Ah. You’re still lost. It’s quite adorable honestly” the man mused, refusing to acknowledge the fact you told him to leave. “My name is Lee-“ he gestured towards his body “I’m-for lack of a better term, a werefox. A shapeshifter, cursed, whichever you seem fit to label”.

Your mouth goes dry, and your cheeks heat up seeing that -yeah he’s still naked. “I-I’m sorry but that’s an absolute asinine claim. Please just- just leave my house before I call the police”. You advert your eyes as his gaze darkens, and his much larger form presses closer to you.

“Oh? Asinine is it? Tell me, what makes you think such creatures don’t exist?” He questioned while furrowing his brows. With a scoff you raise your eyebrows in defense, and throw up your hands slightly. “Gee let me think- the fact that DNA probably wouldn’t allow that, not to mention much more science behind it. Listen I don’t have to explain anything! This isn’t a joke I’m calling the police!”.

You push him aside to grab your phone, but before you can so much as press the home button, you hear a low growl, and are met with the fuzzy face of a fox. A pause fills the room, your eyes locked on the creature as it pads over to you and nuzzles your arm, wanting affection. However cute the thing was, you felt a sinking in your stomach. You notice the man was no longer standing around, and it didn’t take a genius to do the math.

Oh fuck. OH FUCK THIS IS REAL. There’s a god damn shapeshifter in your house and apparently you’re now in absolutely skepticism of everything you’ve ever been taught. “Hoh my God-“ you breathed out, dropping the phone back down and stepping away with hands covering your mouth. You watched on as Lee transformed back, his naked body pressed against the crumpled sheets and blankets of your bed. He gives a wink, and all you can do is slide down the wall and stare in disbelief and awe.

“Oh I do hope you have more original questions than the others. Although, if not, I don’t mind answering. It’s a long story but needless to say, demons are real and if you fuck one over, they hold a grudge for life”. He beamed a cheeky smile, as if this was all some joke. Seriously? Can you have one day where you don’t question the very state of your being and existence?

Suddenly more pressing matters dawn on you. Like how you baby talked him and fed him by hand. And how you kissed his face and called him a good boy. Oh Jesus Christ this is embarrassing!

“I...you let me...baby talk you and...oh god” you mewled, burying your face in your knees as embarrassed redness covered your cheeks.

Goodness you looked so cute like this. You looked cute all of the time really, but seeing you flustered always made him want to see more. He’s glad he gets to own you now, seeing as you’ve clearly taken an interest in him! Why else would you take care of him?

“Oh yes. I do enjoy your nicknames for me! And I must say, since my curse has been given, you’re the first human I’ve wanted to own without ill intent. The others were messy but fun while they lasted”.

He admires the shock in your eyes as you soak in more horrifying information. You always have the most enrapturing expressions! He could get lost in your eyes for days by themselves! Such a pleasant distraction!

He rests his head in his hand and stares at you with adoring eyes, kicking his legs a bit while silence once again took over the room. “What’s the matter? Fox got your tongue?” He teased, swiping his pink tongue over his canines with a seductive wink.

“You...killed others? Oh god I’m next?!” You squeaked “and you said you own me? How the hell did you come to that conclusion?!”.

“Simple. You’re kind, you’re warm, you have patience and tenacity, you have the cutest interests in the oddest of things, you fed me, and you captured my heart. Once you allow me in your home I’m fully able to show myself, and once that’s done? Well, I can do whatever I please with you.”

“So you’re gonna kill me?” You asked as your blood ran cold, but you couldn’t find it in yourself to reach for your phone once again. Why bother if he’s quite literally as quick as a fox.

“What? No! No never! My other toys where ugly on the inside and made me want to rid the world of their existence. You? Well I can’t let this world harm such a beautiful creature. You’re clearly in need of me, and I’m more than happy to spray the woods with blood if it means I get to keep you with me”.

He sits up, and slides off the bed to meet you on the floor, his fingers shaking slightly as they touch your wrists, feeling you flinch and recoil. Now that won’t do! But he supposed you were patient with him, so he can return the favor when it comes to touches.

“You don’t own me” you whisper half heartedly. You knew by the power the man held alone that you had no say in that matter, but whats life without a bit of spite? You weren’t going to just swoon and submit!

“I think we both know that’s not true. You let me in, and I get to stay. And as a plus I get to make you see just how badly you need me. You’ll learn that this is a good thing, I promise! Now why don’t you come up off the floor? The bed is much more comfortable”.

-Mommabean (was this alright?)

#dr lee my oc #werefox #wereanimal #yandere exophilia #kinda #hes naked #so #yandere doctor lee #doctor lee my oc #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #my ocs #yandere doctor #yandere male #yandere #mommabean #racoon bean

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thewanderingace · 3 years ago

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Hawkeye 1x01 and 1x02 Reactions:

A loooooot of spoilers beyond this point.

A lot.

Beware.

Episode 1:

HERE WE GO!! I’M SO FUCKING HYPED!!

Omg is that Brian Darcy James!!!!

Shit this apartment is huge. They are definitely uber rich. Two floors. In NYC. Damn. Well they kept that fact accurate. Good.

Stark tower!!!

Hawkeye!!!!!!! Aww he saved her life without knowing it.

Omg it's the part where he crashes through the window!! The most badass Hawkeye scene in the Avengers!! I love it!

This title sequence is everything. Look at how badass kate becomes. Looove the aja art

LOL KATE! Can't pick the lock so she scales the building. And then destroys the clock bell tower 😂

JACQUES DUQUESNE!?!!!!!! SWORDS ON THE TABLE!!! FUUUUCK!! ITS THE SWORDSMAN!!!!

Definitely need to double check Kate's background in the comics. Did she grow up rich??

CLINT!!! MY LOVE!!!!

Omg hes seeing Roger's the musical

This musical is straight up destroying me. This is hysterical. I need the whole album

YAAAAS HIS HEARING AID!!! MCU CANON HOH CLINT!!!!!

Awwww no his face when Nat shows up in the musical.

Lila I love you.

Aww the little girl waving clint dressed up as Nat

Lol at the bathroom scene. Dude read a room.

Oooh babe. How clint kneels on the ground outside to catch his breath

Love how worried lila is for her dad and how smart she is. "We all miss her but she was your best friend"

Aww they all decided to leave early

Dad Clint is everything to me. THEY ARE STILL A HAPPY FAMILY AND I MIGHT CRY

Ooooh the waiter comping his meal and thanking him for saving the city. His face. He feels so guilty still. Oh babe.

Kate looking fine in her tux. Very nice.

LUCKY!!!! ITS LUCKY!!! HI BABY!! THE BESTEST BOY! I definitely squealed at his appearance.

I love Clint and his family. They're all so happy. Hes so happy to be with them. Why isnt Laura with them. Are they still together?

Kate going all super spy lol. Love her. Love it.

Shit what the hell is this auction.

RONIN SWORD!!!

RONIN COSTUME!!!

THE TEACKSUIT MAFIA HAS ARRIVED!!

AHHHHH THE SAID BRO!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY KEEP SAYING BRO

IM GONNA DIE

ITS PERFECT

LUCKY!!!! GO LUCKY GO!

Kate saving lucky!

Omg Clints face at seeing the Ronim costume again. Help me

Kate's apartment is perfect

PIZZA! SHE'S GIVING LUCKY PIZZA! LUCKY THE PIZZA DOG HAS ARRIVED! "Oh you like pizza"

Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Oh shit Armand has be murdered. 10,000 dollars it was Jacques

Tracksuit mafia are back!!!!

"BRO! BRO! BRO!" ITS HAPPENING!! THEY DID THE THING!!!

CLIIIIIIINT!!!!!!!!!!!

THEYRE MEETING!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 2

Kate fangirling in front of Hawkeye is perfect. Just babbling and being struck dumb in front of her hero.

Hawkeye being so..."shit" at seeing that it's a kid wearing the suit

Clint being extra vigilant

"Can you sign my bow"

Clint has previous dealings with TSM!

Lol at Kate's reaction to the tracksuit mafia's name

CLINT! BADASS! Catching the cocktail and throwing it back

Clint and Kate's interactions are so perfect I love it

LOL Clint shopping for first aid supplies!

Love Clint slipping into her place dressed as a firefighter

Omfg a larp sticker!? A firefighter is a larger and he stole the suit right!? Right!?

Lol I love that brand of pizza kate is using as an ice pack

Awww Clint teaching her how to take care of her wounds. I love it

Called it! Larper took the suit

Awwww CLINT AND LUCKY BONDING!!!!!

Clint is so good with his kids. And I love that Lila sees through his crap and the Clint is like "I said cooper was in charge but you are amd ways will be". "Dont lose Nate. Where's Nate?"

Ahh Nate knows sign language for his dad!!

Clint better make it home for christmas I swear to God

Lucky and pizza again!!!

Roger's the musical is on the tv!! 😂

"You're not gonna listen to me are you" "I want to but no"

Extra vigilant and protective clint again as he walks Kate to workI love to see it!

Ahhhh she asked about his hearing! Hes walking on right bevause he cant hear otherwise!!! He didnt really answer how ot happened. Just a montage of all his hurts. I liked that but was there an incident!?

Lol the superheroes on the street scene! "You're problem is branding" ppffft!

Aww they exchanged numbers and kate made sure she had his. Lol

Bishop Security!? Damn

Jacques is so slimy. I hate him so much. Get him Kate.

HAHAHAHAHA CLINT AT A LARP EVENT!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING!! THE SWORD FIGHTS WHERE HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED THE WHOLE TIME!! THE DUEL!! I LOVE IT

"I found Thanos"

Aww he made a friend. I like you Grills. He was so excited to beat Hawkeye in battle and that he gets to call him Clint. Adorable

OH THANK FUCK!! Laura and Clint are still together and happy. Jeezus that scared me. God I love her. Shes so happy and supportive and helpful and loving and hes so open and honest with her. I could die of happiness right now.

Oooh hes gonna do a Nat move. Now I wanna cry.

GET HIM KATE!!! KICK HIS ASS! OH SHIT WAIT YOU WON'T BECAUSE HE'S THE FUCKING SWORDSMAN!!! OH SHIT THIS IS SO SEXY AND AMAZING

OH SHIT A BUTTERSCOTCH!! DOES HE KNOW?!!??!

LOL oh that didn't have the "you should have brought more guys. Oh you did" like in the trailer. Still so good. They nailed the TSM

Kate! 😂

"Bro I found her"

ECHO!!! ITS MAYA!!! AHHHHHH

Summary:

Omg they kept so many comic things I could cry. I really really enjoyed how they wove in comic details into the mcu. It was so good.

Hailee is the perfect Kate

Kate and Clint’s banter is perfect

Lucky is the bestest boy ever and i love him

Clint’s family is so good and i love them all so much. If the show ends with Clint finally retiring and being able to spend Christmas and forever with his family on the farm I can die happy

Speaking of, a “dad weekend in NYC” is ADORABLE

Also I love that Laura and Clint have such a healthy relationship! She’s supportive and loving and understanding. He’s open and honest with her about everything. I love them. SO much.

The Tracksuit Mafia was PERFECT!!!! OMG as soon as they said “bro” i died.

Can’t wait to see if the mcu keeps Clint’s connection with Jacques

Kate’s fangirling was perfect. I love her

The larp!! Clint doing larp!! I LOVED IT!! Just the quiet “I fought Thanos” was hilarious but I also loved how he told Grills he can call him Clint and now they’re friends and it made that guys dad. Love it.

The way the show depicts Clint’s ptsd and survivors guilt was wonderful. It was subtle at times and other times you can really see how much he’s struggling. The zone out when broadway Nat dances, how he had to leave the theater and kneels on the carpet outside, the waiter comping their meal for saving the city, seeing Ronin on the news, using Nat’s plan of “being bait”.

DEAF CLINT BARTON!!! FINALLY!!! WE FINALLY HAVE DEAF CLINT AND I’M SO HAPPY!!! God it was great! The hearing aid, him turning it off and on, walking on Kate’s right side all the time, the reason for the hearing aids being years of being too close to explosions. Just all of it. LOVE IT

#hawkeye #hawkeye spoilers #hawkeye series #hawkeye show #spoilers #my stuff #stephs stuff #my reactions #clint barton #kate bishop #lucky the pizza dog #marvel #mcu

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happylady215 · 4 years ago

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Have I fallen in love with him...?

Mitsuhide x Reader

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(English is not my first language. So, I'm sorry if there's any bad grammars 😅😅)

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(Reader POV)

Spring has come. Many beautiful flowers were blooming. Spring is the most beautiful season. Besides enjoying the beauty of flowers, spring is the season where you meet the people you miss or your true love.

…. At least, that’s what I heard from people around here. I was in the middle of preparing to open my teahouse. I have a teahouse located in Azuchi. My shop is not always crowded, but, many people like the food here. This teahouse is the last legacy of my parents. My parents… they died 3 years ago, and it makes me a little lonely everytime I remember them.

While waiting for customers to come, I drink a cup of hot tea. “I’m bored…” The spring wind blew and hit my face. It feels really nice. I closed my eyes, remembering something. “Speaking of spring, it always make me to remember that person…” Yes, spring is the first time where I met that person, my only childhood friend that I missed a lot. “I really want to see him again…”

(Around 10 years ago)

I was playing in a meadow full of flowers. At that time, I found a very large cherry blossoms tree. “It’s so big..!” I thought, while staring at it in amazement. My feet move automatically into that direction. “I wonder how old the tree is?” “I don’t know, maybe almost a hundred years old?” I hear someone answered my question. I was startled and immediately turned my body.

There was a boy who seemed 2-3 years older than me. His eyes were golden, he has silver hair and long lashes. Where did he come from? I’ve never seen him at all. Ah, he actually handsome too, but, why does his smile looks sly like… a fox?

“So you see me as a fox, huh?” he grin.

Wha-?! How did he know what I was thinking about?!

“Are you surprised because I know what were you thinking?”

AGAIN?????

“H-hey, how did you know what I was thinking?” I asked him.

“Because I’m ‘Satori’, a mhytical creature who can reads people minds. But don’t worry, I won’t eat you.”

Is he being serious? Or just joking? I can’t tell. He just keep smiling.

“Don’t lie to me, there’s no way you’re a monster or anything.”

“Oho? I thought you will get scared with this kind of thing, little mouse.”

“As if! I won’t get scared by that! And, ‘little mouse'?? Did you see me as a little mouse?”

“Didn’t you see me as a ‘fox’ too, earlier?”

Damn, he’s right. I tried to search another topic to change the subject.

“Hey, where are you from? I’ve never seen you. And, are you a noble? Your clothes looks expensive.”

That boy paused for a moment.

“I’m just a merchant son. And yes, I’m not from here, I came here to visit my distant relatives. But sorry, I can’t tell you where I come from.”

“Oh, I see”

“Then, what’s you’re name?”

“Hmmm? Why do you want to know my name, little mouse?”

“You don’t want to be called ‘fox’ forever by me,right? And I don’t want to be called ‘little mouse’ by you either.”

“Shouldn’t you introduce yourself first before asking other people names?”

Ughhh..! how long will he tease me like this?! How annoying!

“My name is (y/n)… (full name). "

“My name is Mitsu, nice too meet you little mouse.”

“Hey, didn’t I tell you that I don’t want to be called ‘little mouse’? And introduce yourself properly, will you? At least, tell me your full name.”

“Hoh~? Since when I will call you by your name? And since when I will introduce myself properly?”

“OH, WHY YOU-“

Since that day, Mitsu and I always meet each other and play together. We always meet under that cherry blossoms tree. We became close friend very quickly. He always tease me until make me angry, but he actually has gentle side too. He always cheer me up every time I feel sad, he always protect me whenever someone bully me. But, one day he must return. That day, he came to me to say goodbye. I’m sad. Of course. He’s my bestfriend, how could I not sad?

“Mitsu… will you come here again…?”

“I don’t know.”

“Can we meet each other again…?” my body is a little bit trembling, trying to hold back my tears.

Mitsu noticed that, and then, he hugged me. And slowly, he gently stroked my head.

“Little mouse, I promise that someday we will meet each other again. No matter how long it is, we will meet. I will find you.”

“You’re not lying, right?” I hug Mitsu tightly.

“This time, I’m not lying.”

I can’t hold back my tears anymore. I’m crying while hugging Mitsu. Mitsu kept silent and still stroking my head. He’s gentle touch make me comfortable, it makes me feel calmer.

“Good bye, (y/n)…”

And that’s the first and last time he called my name.

(Back to present)

“Iss..? Miss..? Excuse me? Hello?”

“Huh? Ah!”

“Oh my god, are you tired? You shouldn’t have to open your teahouse if you’re exhausted, dear.” Apperantly there’s a customer who wake me from my nap.

“Oh, no. I’m perfectly fine. Do you order as usual?”

“Yup, as usual, please. I’ll sit on the bench outside, okay?”

“Okay, please wait.”

I can’t believe I fell asleep, and my customer is the one who wake me up. Gosh, this is embarrassing. Why did I dream about that again? Even though I try to forget it. ‘We will meet each other again’ he said. Hah, how funny. It’s been years and we haven’t meet again.

…….

Oh, come on! Why am I keep missing him? This longing makes me uneasy.. Can we really meet again? I’ve been waiting too long. Was it just a lie that time?

“Thank you for your visit, please come back anytime.” I bowed my head to the customer who just walked out of my teahouse.

“Excuse me.” Ah, I guess there’s another customer.

“Yes? May I help you-“ I gasped. My eyes widened staring at the person in front of me in disbelief. Otherwise, that person also looked at me with a look of disbelief.

“M-Mitsu…?”

“Little mouse…? Why... Are you here...?”

Yes, there’s no mistaking it. This person is Mitsu, my childhood friend that I missed a lot since that day. I didn’t answer his question. Instead, I immediately run to him and hug him tightly and can’t hold back my tears once again. Finally… finally, we meet again..! I’m so happy.

“Little mouse, we should go inside first.”

I think my eyes a little bit swollen, it hurts a little. Fortunately, today only a few customers came here. I’m glad they didn’t have to my ugly appearance, now. “Little mouse, how did you ended up here? Aren’t you not from Azuchi? I tought you live in another village a little bit far from Azuchi?” Mitsu ask me while comforting me. His voice sound very gentle. “This teahouse is mine, Mitsu. Our family decide to move to Azuchi, not long after you return to your home. I think it’s 3 months after that.” “Oh, I see… so that’s why I can’t find you..” he mumble. “Did you said something, Mitsu?” “Ah, no. it’s nothing.”

And after that, he explained everything. That time he can't tell his real name because he actually on a secret mission with his father. His real name is Mitsuhide, Akechi Mitsuhide. Oda Nobunaga’s left-hand man that called as ‘Silver Kitsune’, many bad rumours surrounded him. I can’t believe that the ‘Silver Kitsune’ is my childhood friend!?

“How about your family? Are they healthy as usual?”

“Ah, about them… they died 3 years ago because of illness.”

“…. I’m so sorry to hear that.”

“It’s okay. By the way, why did you keep calling me ‘little mouse’? Did you forget that I don’t like being called that??”

“Hooh… You hate it? I thought it’s cute, though.” Finally he smile again.

“Geez, it’s not cute!”

“I’ll call you whatever I want and you can’t deny it.”

He’s teasing me again.

Since then, Mitsu always came to my teahouse when he wasn’t too busy. We chat and spend time just like when we were kids. Oh, how miss am I to feel this atmosphere.

“Mitsu- ah, no. I mean, Mitsuhide.” I still not used to call him by his real name.

“You can call me ‘Mistu’ like you always do. I don’t mind at all.”

“Oh, okay. Mitsu?”

“Yes?”

“Are you aware that you have been called ‘Silver Kitsune’? Did you know that there’s many bad rumours surrounded you?”

“Of course I’m aware, little mouse. Because I’m the one who spread those rumours.” He answerd it calmly. He seems very calm I must say.

“What..?! Why did you do that?”

“It’s just part of my job as Lord Nobunaga’s left-hand man, you don’t need to know the details.”

“… still… Don’t you ever feel angry or qualmish by those rumours?”

“What do you mean?”

“People said you have intimidating and cold gaze that makes people scared of you, no ones know what you think, people called you ‘Kitsune’ or ‘Snake’ and anything. Don’t you feel angry?”

Actually I’m the one who angry to hear such rumours.

“Oho? I didn’t know that my rumours became that much. How fascinating.” He chuckle.

“Hahh… nevermind, forget it.”

“But it seems, that you angry with those rumours, little mouse?” It seems he read my mind.

“Of course, I am.”

“Oh? Please do tell the reasons.” He seems interested to hear my reasons.

“Because they’re wrong. You maybe often to tease and trick me, but you never do anything harmful to me. You always protect me. You have gentle side too, you know? You actually care about other people, but you never let anyone see that side of you. I even like it when you’re beside me, Mitsu. I love your gentle touch when you stroke my head. It makes me feel safe and comfortable. But yeah, I’m always comfortable when we’re together.” Unconsciously, I smiled when telling the reasons.

Huh? Why is he even silent? And also lowered his head instead? “Mitsu, what’s wrong?” When I was about to touch him, he slightly back away from me while covering his face. “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Are you sick?” I feel a little bit panic because he didn’t answer me at all.

“Ha…. Haha…Hahahah….” He chuckled.

“Mitsu?”

“Oh, dear. You've never changed a bit since we’re a kid, huh? Always being a straight forward and speak what’s in your mind.”

He finally showed his face. And I’m a little bit surprised what I saw.

His cheeks were painted with blush to the tips of his ears. This is the first time I’ve seen him like this. The usual Mitsu I’ve known always looks calm and cool.

Ba-thump Ba-thump…!

Oh,god why my heart is pounding right now? I feel my cheeks become hot too.

“Little mouse.”

“Y-Yes!?” dammit, why am I become nervous suddenly??

“Why are you blushing too? Yo’re like an innocent teenager, you know?”

“Hah? Shut up, and stop smiling you-“

“But that’s why I like you since we were kids.” He take one of my hand, and lifted my chin with his other hand. “(y/n)?” this is the second time he call my name.

“Yes?” I felt my cheeks became more hot, because he brought his face closer to me.

“I like you since childhood. You are my first love, who I always miss since then. (y/n), I love you from the bottom of my heart. Will you be my life companion forever?”

“Are you teasing me right now?”

Without any warnings, he suddenly pull me closer and kiss me. He kissed me slowly and gently. It feels nice, I don’t hate it at all. Instead, I feel very happy. It feels like my heart could explode anytime.

After that he release me.

"Do you think I was teasing or lying to you, right now?” he smirk.

My heart is pounding harder right now. What is this feeling? What is this euphoria? I can’t think anything but him. Have i… Have I fallen in love with him….?”

#ikesen #ikemen sengoku #akechi mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide #fanfic #ikesen fan fiction

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boilingheart · 5 years ago

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for the love of god if you’re writing deaf/mute characters and they’re using sign language to talk PLEASE use quotation marks, don’t do just italics or brackets or whatever other thing it is people do. sign language is STILL A LANGUAGE. just because it’s not spoken doesn’t mean it’s not real dialogue. if you’re writing someone speaking spanish, do you write their dialogue like ‘[the flower district is down south,] she said in spanish’ like NO!!! IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT, USE QUOTATIONS MARKS AND JUST SAY THEY SIGNED.

just know that you can describe their facial expressions! or how flowy their hand movements are, if they move excitedly or animatedly when happy, if they’re slamming their hands and moving aggressively when angry, how their brows scrunch or how rigid their hands get, you can still be creative and describe what they’re conveying even though they’re not using a spoken language. watch videos of people signing! look at how beautifully expressive it is! it is a LANGUAGE, treat and write it like one. use quotation marks

[2021 EDIT]

Hey! So this post is picking up a lot of speed right now for some reason, idk how it got back but there’s some EXCELLENT conversations and arguments down here in the notes that’s making me look at this 2 year old post a little differently, so I want to clarify a few things now that I have some hindsight and new perspectives:

1: First off, I am hearing, so I in no way speak for or stand for the deaf/HoH/mute community, and I apologize for trying to step in and talk like I alone set the rules for this.

2: The use of quotations when denoting a different language is a debate in and of itself, but there’s also the case of formatting. User @betheydocrimes had a good reply in here that I agree with:

“TLDR using formatting to tell sign language apart from English (or the main spoken language) isn’t trying to imply that it’s NOT a language? It’s just to make it clear that it’s a DIFFERENT language without having to constantly state that. It’s more streamlined to write and read”

I do apologize if my original post here sent some weird messages with my wording. A lot of people have pointed out switching languages and how the use of bold and italics and such can be used to indicate that is not a bad thing like I was almost making it out to be.

I think all in all please don’t take my word as the number one law, I am not one to speak on this matter, please look into all of the conversations happening on this post and get everyone’s opinions and perspectives, especially actual deaf/HoH/mute folks who have actual say on this, because I definitely don’t. I made this post initially in 2019 after observing deaf folks bring this up, but there are disagreements, and there are case by case situations.

SO yeah! Not gonna delete this post or anything so that I can keep the timestamp up and so that I can see the notes and discussions happening here because I think it’s important. I apologize to any toes I stepped on here, it wasn’t my intention. I’m quite passionate about deaf/HoH issues and culture, but I think I could have definitely used more critical thinking on this before making this post. Thank you guys for understanding, and again, really sorry about the mess this made!

#bheart talks

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redhawtriot · 5 years ago

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Deprived (MHA x Reader )

Tip Jar ☕- Not expected but always appreciated💞

You try to teach the following boys a lesson, but things don’t exactly go as planned.

These used to be headcanons but they were too damn long, so I made them scenes instead lol

Anywho, that’s why they are in this tense! sorry it’s not my usual writing style!!

Some of these are NSFW...ish.

HnM💕

This wouldn't be the first time that you had resolved to give him the cold shoulder. Now, usually when you would do such a thing, it wasn't necessarily to hurt his feelings, or get him back in some vindictive way. It was usually so that you could calm down yourself.

You would stop yourself from communicating with him as frequently and often avoid him altogether; however, the man never seemed to notice or call attention to it-- effectively giving you the cool down that you needed so that you could continue your relationship as usual

But this time? This time, you fucking meant business. You were sick and tired of you having to spell everything out for him, dammit! Shouto was going to take some damn initiative and treat you like the the queen/king you were!

You would block his number and bail on the plans that you two had to meet up that night. You weren't going to take his bullshit anymore. He is going to come to your house and beg for forgiveness whether he likes it or not! and then maybe, just maybe you would forgive him.

However.

Todoroki’s ass would just assume that you must have made other plans. Surely you wouldn't just ditch him if it wasn't for something important right? His dissociated mind wouldn't even bother on texting you, because he would think that he just knows you so well.

He’ll just see you tomorrow.

Except he didn’t. That kind of threw him off a bit. You always came over, even in your quieter moods. He would try to text you and you wouldn't answer. O...kay... you must be busy still.

About a week would go by before his mind finally gathered up enough common sense to be concerned. He would text you one final time and express his concern for your well-being before making his way over to your house.

As soon as you heard a knock at your door your heart would skip a beat as you excitedly ran to grab the handle. It fucking took him long enough! You would quickly readjust the hopeful expression on your face and paint a frustrated one on.

Annnnd scene! You nonchalantly opened the door, rolling your eyes at his presence.

“Are you okay? You haven't been answering my calls or texts,” he would invite himself into your home, calmly brushing past you to take his shoes off and hang his jacket up. He’s got some fucking nerve walking in here like he owns the place. You would only glare at him.

Your silence would startle him, “Did you loose your voice? Does your throat hurt?” he would walk up to you and place the back of his hand on your forehead, checking your body temperature.

You smacked his hand away as he spoke up again, “Well, you feel okay-- not too warm...” he would trail off. You would only be able to stand there, blinking your eyes in shock at his utter aloofness.

“N-No!” you would exasperatedly would throw your hands to your sides, “I’m upset with you, you jerk!”

He would only be able to stare at you for a moment, as his mind tried to piece together what he did for you to be mad at him. You gave a heavy sigh as a few moments passed, before you whipped yourself around and stormed away. You would run to your bedroom, slamming the door behind you.

You threw yourself onto the bed face-first-- prepared to lay pathetically in that position for the rest of the night; however, what happened next would surprise you. Todoroki gently made his way into your bed room, politely shutting the door behind him as he spoke up,

“I’m sorry,” he would speak up, but you wouldn't even drag your face out of the pillows. He probably didn't even know what he was sorry for! You would feel the weight of the bed shift only moments before Todoroki would gently gather you up on top of him.

Your eyes would fly up to his face, shock written across them as he spoke, “I shouldn't have danced with her that night. I just thought that that was the polite thing to do,” he would apologize, staring into your eyes as he caressed the back of your head.

Okay. This totally wouldn’t be expected, but hey, you could do something with this! It was finally time for you to lock down and really make him sorry now! But before you could move away from the man to continue your petty behavior, he would grab the back of your thigh, sitting up with you in one fluid movement.

“It wasn’t fair for you to see me with someone else like that,” he whispered into the base of your neck, sending chills down your spine as you straddled him. The warmth of your bodies stacked against each other. He would then lift his hip upward against yours, allowing you to feel a firm heat underneath you,

“Let me remind you that you’re the only one for me,” he would trail wet kisses onto your jaw down to the sensitive skin on your collar as he tightly gripped your waist. You weren't going anywhere as you began unraveling, melting into him. Okay, fuck a cold shoulder when you can have some cold dick.

TAKE ME, I’M YOURS.

He wouldn’t even notice that you were giving him the cold shoulder for a while, but would immediately recognize that you were upset with him once he leaned in to give you a kiss and you sharply turned your face way.

His eyebrows would furrow together, “Is.. something wrong?”

That would piss you off more. How could he not know what he did? Instead of answering him you would simply get up and walk away, leaving him a frozen, stuttering mess,

“Y-Y/N! W-w-wait!” he would snap himself out of his heartbroken trance and shoot towards you with extended arms. He would grab you from behind and bury himself into your neck, “Whatever I did wrong, I am so sorry. Just...” he knew that whatever was wrong must be huge for you to act this way, but he honestly had no idea what it was, “...don’t walk away from me like that. Talk to me so we can fix it, baby.”

Woah... okay.

You had no idea why you hadn't expected this reaction from him....

God, he was so adorably precious, and you were... horribly immature. He obviously didn't mean to hurt your feelings, so what were you doing, hurting him back like that?

You tried to be a bad bitch, but now you were just a sad bitch.

You would quickly give in and hug him back, placing kisses all over him where you could reach and sending your own flurry of apologies his way.

Your problems would be fixed easily enough.

He would notice your cold shoulder right away.

He would grab his chin, nodding his head as if he were in very important thought, “Alright, if you feel like a bit of space will make you feel better, then I will be more than happy to oblige to your needs,” He would gather up some of his belongings from your shared bedroom and move them into the guest bedroom.

You would just stand there, shocked at his initiative before gathering up your emotions. Hmmph. Serves him right.

You would continue on with your day, but it would only last so long.You would miss his touch after only about a few hours. You would pick up your pride and move toward the guest bedroom.

Only moments after you knocked on the bedroom door where he resided would he abruptly swing the door open just a few inches. He would peek his head out, “Are you feeling better?”

No. But you wanted to be held, “Iida just open the damn door and come back to our room!” you would snap.

He looked at you for a moment before decidedly shutting the door in your face. Horrified, you threw your hand on the handle but heard the door give a loud click.

That bastard just locked you out! Or.. locked himself in rather... but that bastard!!

“Iida! Let me in right now!!” You would angrily roar as you frantically shook the stiff handle.

“You are obviously still upset,” he would callout on the other side of the wood, “If you need time to cool down, then I suggest you take that time. I’ll wait.”

Um.. hwhat?

Did he just... reverse uno you?

But! T-this wasn’t how that is supposed to go. The fuck!

You would have already tried playing this game with him before. Just a simple cold shoulder would do next to nothing to make him feel sorry for what he did-- his pride was too strong.

No, you would know what you needed to do. You would have to lower your morals for a moment and reach into your box of tricks to rip out the big guns,

“Katsuki, sweetheart,” you would call out ever so sweetly, “when you come to bed, don’t make too much noise. I’ll be sleeping,” you sang out carelessly.

You would hear him before you would see him, “What the fuck are you trying to say?!” he would rage out as he stormed towards you, “You callin’ me a loud...” his jaw would instantly slack at the sight of your attire.. or rather lack thereof, “mouth...” he would struggle to finish as he ingested the the sheer black lace that failed to cover you.

“Sorry, is something wrong?” you would ask, slightly puckering your bottom lip in feign concern.

He was about to speak up when suddenly, his eyes flashed a wave of realization.

Oh, hoh, no.

He was NOT about to play your games tonight. You can take your sick tricks to sleep with you, for all he cared. The blond narrowed his eyes into slits as he glared at you, “Nothing’s wrong. G’night,” he tried to steady his glare at your eyes, not wanting to give you the the satisfaction of flustering him, but the temptations became overwhelming so he decided to throw his glare to the ground in front of him instead.

HA! He broke eye contact first. You had won.

“Nighty night~” you sang before skipping to your bed.

Later that night, he would sneak into your bed room and instantly notice the provocative position that you had sprawled yourself into in the bed, “You’re fucking kidding me,” you would hear him quietly exclaim in the dark room.

He would lose his train of thought for a moment as he found himself instinctively crawling on top of your form. You groaned and pretended to be waking up, “What are you doing? Get off, weirdo,” you tried your damnedest to fight a smile.

He ignored your half-assed request and roughly traveled his hand up your knee, brushing past the heat between your legs, leaving you shuddering. Nevertheless, his strong hand continued to dance up your body until it found a nice, warm home around your neck.

Dammit. You had to be strong. You would look up to him with a smirk, “You must be ready to apologize then,” you bit your bottom lip in an attempt to keep your emotions under control. Instead of answering, Bakugou commanded you to be quiet as he swooped in to deeply capture your lips in his own.

You would suddenly throw your arms out and used them to stiffly shove him away from you, “Then no,” you sternly barked.

He would immediately be snapped out of his trance. Fuck. You had never told him “no” before. The two of you usually couldn’t keep away from each other!

The fact that you could so easily withhold yourself from your passion would cut deeply into his pride. He would angrily growl to himself, and with an enraged expression, thrash his body away from yours onto his side of the bed and sit glaring at the ceiling for a moment.

He would roughly groan in frustration before finally forcing himself to face you and pull out the disgusting phrase from his mouth, “I’m... fucking sorry,” he would apologize through gritted teeth.

You laughed in hubris, “Say it like you mean it,” you teased.

Instead of answering he would swiftly pull his shirt off, “Don’t push your fucking luck!” he would bark back before roughly grabbing your waist and yanking you toward him so that the heat of his bare chest could press against your loosely covered back, “Now, where were we?” he would lowly growl through a smirk into your ear, pressing his hardened warmth deeper into yours.

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NWT CBBSIM PREMIERE

@artsy-man-today @bathroom-sand @bigbrotherbs @brentrobinson @iorivalenti @kaysarswhore @keesha @kelleekim @theekingleo @legendareme @marcdjr00 @mrkleegf @rennyforpresident @stanningbb @yeetusweenus

"Good evening everyone, I'm Julie Chen [REDACTED], and welcome to the premiere of NWT Celebrity Big Brother!" Julie says as after she walks out the door of the NWT Big Brother house.

"Tonight, 16 musical superstars will begin their one in a lifetime experience inside the NWT Big Brother house. Each week, they will compete against one another for power and safety in order to win the biggest grand prize of the show's history!"

"Let's meet our celebrity houseguests!"

Julie welcomes the celebrities one by one then they each make their way inside the house.

The house quickly filled up and the houseguests begins to introduce themselves to one another.

"Oh my god... You're here!" I gasp when I see bathroom-sand enters the house.

"Surprise!!" bathroom-sand says then we hug.

"Obviously everyone knows that me and bathroom-sand are friends outside of the house so I'm really happy to see her!" I smile in my DR.

While everyone is conversing, marcdjr00 observes and realizes that him and brentrobinson are the only guys in the house.

"Uh... huh?" marcdjr00 laughs nervously in his DR.

brentrobinson seems to notice the same thing and makes his way over to marcdjr00.

"Hey! I'm brentrobinson, nice meeting ya." brentrobinson introduces himself.

"Ah hi, marcdjr00!" marcdjr00 smiles.

"I know." brentrobinson laughs which makes marcdjr00 laugh too.

"So... only dudes in the house huh... wonder how's that gonna go." brentrobinson say.

"I have no idea mate but I hope that we're not the first ones going haha..." marcdjr00 sighs.

"Don't worry dude, we literally just moved in, no need to think about future, let's just relax and have great first night, alright?" brentrobinson tells marcdjr00.

"Yeah, you're right." marcdjr00 nods.

"Oh my god, we still haven't looked for our beds!" yeetusweenus says.

"Ohh yeah.." "Oh shoot I totally forgot!" "Where's the bedrooms?" the other houseguests are now talking about the beds so they begin looking for the bedrooms.

After a while, everyone has chosen their bed and now they are in the living room, popping champagne to celebrate their first day inside the house.

"To the best season of NWT Big Brother ever!!!" theekingleo (kingoftwilight new URL) say, raising his glass.

"YEAHH!" "Cheers!" Cheers yall." everyone the raises their glasses, joining theekingleo.

"Hello houseguests!" Julie appears on the TV just as they finished toasting.

"OMG." "AHH hiii!" "Heyyy Julie." everyone smiles as they watch Julie on the screen.

"I can see that you guys are enjoying your time in the house, but it is time for our first Head of Household competition of the season!" Julie announces.

"Already!?" mrkleegf gasps.

Everyone looks at each other, surprised.

"Please change and get to the backyard." Julie says.

kelleekim immediately takes off to change, everyone else soon follows.

After 15 minutes, the houseguests walk to the backyard.

"MHmmm..." artsy-man-today hums when they see the treadmills and the mud.

"Oh nooo, I don't like this." keesha says right after artsy-man-today.

"Houseguest, welcome to your first HOH competition!" Julie says over the speakers.

"Woo!" "OK!" "Let's do it!" the houseguests respond.

"Since this is your first competition inside the house, why don't we spice it up?" Julie continues.

"For this competition, everyone will pair up!" Julie announces.

"Ooooh" "Ok, interesting!" "This is gonna be fun!" everyone says.

"There is a box that contains 16 colored balls, please pick one and whoever that have the same color will be a team." Julie explains.

Everyone then begins drawing their balls and here are the teams:

Red: artsy-man-today and kaysarswhore. Blue: iorivalenti and kelleekim Yellow: mrkleegf and yeetusweenus Black: keesha and marcdjr00 Green: bigbrotherbs and theekingleo Purple: stanningbb and me Pink: brentrobinson and rennyforpresident Orange: bathroom-sand and legendareme

Next, the teams get in their positions.

"Alright, here's how the competition goes." Julie explains the rules.

“So who will be the ‘walker’ and the ‘talker’ of the team?” Julie asks.

The walker of each team: kaysarswhore, kelleekim, mrkleegf, keesha, bigbrotherbs, stanningbb, brentrobinson and legendareme.

The rest are ‘talkers’.

“Alright then, this competition is now on!”

The treadmills begin to move..

“First question, artsy-man-today went to the same school as Paris Hilton.”

Everyone answers.

Red: YES Blue: YES Yellow: YES Black: YES Green: YES Purple: NO Pink: YES Orange: NO

“The correct answer is... yes. bathroom-sand and nomwastaken got it wrong.”

Their treadmills speed up.

“Question 2, bathroom-sand lucky number is 22.”

Everyone locks in their answers.

Red: YES Blue: NO Yellow: NO Black: NO Green: YES Purple: YES Pink: NO Orange: NO

“The correct answer is... no! Her lucky number is 13. artsy-man-today, theekingleo and nomwastaken got it wrong.”

Their treadmills speed up.

Several rounds passed and a few teams were eliminated.

“Question 10, legendareme released his first album when he was 8.”

Everyone answers.

Blue: YES Yellow: YES Black: NO Green: YES Pink: NO

“And the correct answer is... no. He released his first album when he was 6. iorivalenti, yeetusweenus and theekingleo got it wrong.”

Their treadmills speed up.

The teams’ treadmills current speed:

Blue: 5 mph Yellow: 5 mph Black: 4 mp Green: 6 mph Pink: 2 mph

More rounds passed and Green and Blue team were eliminated.

“Last question, yeetusweenus have 9 siblings.”

Everyone answers.

Yellow: NO Black: NO Pink: NO

“ The correct answer is... no! He only has 4 siblings, you are all correct!”

(this is a made up question and answer sajhassakjsa i couldnt find anything about Léon)

“And since that is last question, the competition is now an endurance battle, every 10 minutes, your treadmill will speed up until it reaches its max speed so good luck houseguest.”

The teams’ treadmills current speed:

Yellow: 9 mph Black: 8 mp Pink: 4 mph

“Thanks to rennyforpresident big brain, I’m literally jogging while the other teams are running a marathon.” brentrobinson DR.

mrkleegf, who has been running for a while now, is starting to get tired.

“My legs are so sore from all the running but then I looked over to Pink team, brentrobinson is jogging like he’s having the best time ever so I decided to drop out because I’m not winning with these legs.” mrkleegf DR.

And drop out she did, mrkleegf stopped running and fell backwards into the mud.

And the competition comes down to Black and Pink team, which team can outlast the other?

. . .

Not the one that looks like they’re about to die that’s for sure.

keesha, although she tried her best, could not beat brentrobinson in this battle.

“Yeah... I’d rather stay living to win my first Grammy next year then died for this HOH.” keesha DR.

That means Pink team won! But who from between brentrobinson and rennyforpresident will become the first HOH of the season?

“Pink team, you have a few minutes to discuss on who will become the Head of Household.” Julie says.

brentrobinson and rennyforpresident begin to deliberate.

And after a while, they’ve come to an agreement.

“OK, so the first HOH of the season is...” rennyforpresident smiles.

. . .

"Thank you." brentrobinson says and hugs rennyforpresident.

"It is too early for me to get my hands dirty so I'm just gonna let brentrobinson handle this hehe." rennyforpresident smiles mischievously in his DR.

Everyone claps and congratulates brentrobinson on his win.

"I am so so so happy that I am the first HOH because I really did think that I would be a nominee this week but now I can sit back and relax!" brentrobinson DR.

"Alright everybody, have a great night." Julie says goodbye to the houseguests.

And everyone head back inside.

To celebrate brentrobinson win, let’s stream his new song!

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It is the next morning and bigbrotherbs is the first person to wake up.

"Yall... so ok, I was the first to wake up because I had to pee real bad but then I noticed that it's already morning so I decided to not go back to bed. I waited and waited for everyone to wake up but no one did, I got really bored after a while so I thought 'Hmmm what if I make breakfast for everyone, that way I can impress them and get on their good side and potentially get me some allies.' so I went in the kitchen, got the eggs and bacon and cooked. The first 4 eggs were prefect like I really could serve them in a five-star restaurant, but the next one... I don't know what happen but out of no where there was this big flare and I... I froze. I literally couldn't move, I just stood there, watching the fire catching to everything near it. And the next thing I knew was some men running out of the Diary Room with fire extinguishers and they stopped the fire... Like oh my god, I really could’ve died right there, it would’ve been so embarrassing but luckily everyone was still asleep, somehow, so no one knew about the fire, though they were a little confused when they woke up and the smell of burnt bacon was still in the air. And I guess I'm banned from the kitchen from now on hehe..." bigbrotherbs retells the whole accident in his DR.

Later that day, a few alliances begin to form.

kaysarswhore, keesha, kelleekim, mrkleegf and I bond over our music and and we all think that the five of us could really work well together so the "Music for girls and gays" alliance begins.

Meanwhile in the HOH room, another alliance is on the rise.

bathroom-sand and brentrobinson were already in the room before theekingleo joins them.

brentrobinson was the one presented the idea that they all should start an alliance.

"I'm gonna use my time as the HOH to find myself people who will be loyal to me and will have my back and no one would expect me, bathroom-sand and theekingleo to work together so this is perfect!" brentrobinson explains in his DR.

bathroom-sand and theekingleo agree to the plan as they think it is good to be on the HOH's good side.

Thanks to their newly formed alliance, theekingleo and bathroom-sand share a mutual trust with each other.

It is Nominations Day, the houseguest are about to begin their first ever Nomination Ceremony.

But let's bring it back a few hours before the Ceremony.

To ensure that she would not be nominated, kaysarswhore decides to have a chat with the HOH.

One thing lead to another, the next thing she knows, she has just made a final 2 deal with brentrobinson.

An hour after kaysarswhore and brentrobinson chat, bathroom-sand decides to check in with brentrobinson about his nominations.

"Sooo you know who you're putting up?" bathroom-sand asks.

"Uh yeah! I have an idea but y'know, it's the first week so I don't really have a lot to work with..." brentrobinson shrugs.

"Oh definitely! You can just tell them that you're not really connecting to them yet, it's always the go-to excuse that everyone uses in week 1!" bathroom-sand says.

"Ahaha looks like you know a lot about the game." brentrobinson laughs.

"Haha... I know a thing or two." bathroom-sand also laughs.

"Well thanks for the advice! We really can make a great team haha." brentrobinson says.

"Totally! Like you, me, final 2? I can definitely see that happens." bathroom-sand says.

"Hmm us in the final 2? That does sound nice..." brentrobinson hums.

"It really does..." bathroom-sand nods her head.

"Well, then... do you wanna make a final 2 deal with me?..." brentrobinson asks.

"And I thought you would never ask." bathroom-sand smiles.

Then the two start laughing.

And back to the present, it is time for the Nomination Ceremony!

brentrobinson comes downstairs and walks over to the kitchen table and stops in front of everyone.

"This is the Nomination Ceremony, as the Head of Household, I have the responsibility to nominate 2 houseguests for eviction." brentrobinson says, eyeing everyone around the table.

"And the 2 that I chose to nominate are..." he twists the keys inside the box, revealing...

Mine and mrkleegf pictures appear on the screen.

"I'm very sorry, even though I don't have anything against yall, I had to choose someone. I hope you two don't take this personally." brentrobinson smiles sadly and slightly nods his head.

I didn't have any reaction when I saw my face appeared on the screen.

"Alright... here we go." I just stare at the camera in my DR.

mrkleegf frowns when she sees her picture.

"Uhhh well, I didn't expect this, I didn't think that I would be sitting on the block week 1 but y'know... it is what it is." mrkleegf sighs in her DR.

"The Ceremony is adjourned!"

Evening the same day, outside in the backyard.

theekingleo, legendareme, rennyforpresident and yeetusweenus are chatting.

"Okay yall... we officially survived the first Nomination Ceremony! How do we feel?" theekingleo asks everyone.

"Oh my god I'm so relieved..." legendareme says.

"Same." yeetusweenus agrees.

"I mean... I expected to be safe, I'm technically the one that made him the HOH." rennyforpresident says, shrugging.

"Ahh ooohh." everyone says in unison. "What?... Did I lie?" rennyforpresident laughs.

"No you didn't!" theekingleo says, laughing also.

Then all of them laugh.

"Guys, I am really liking the vibe that we have here... Like maybe we can be a thing?" theekingleo smirks, looking at everyone.

"No same, It's really fun hanging out with you guys!" legendareme says.

"Yeah." "Same!" rennyforpresident and yeetusweenus agree.

"Alright then, it's official! From now on we are a team!" theekingleo announces.

"Woo!" "Yeahhh." legendareme and yeetusweenus cheer.

"Shhhh, don't get too loud, everyone will notice!" rennyforpresident shushes.

"Oops!" "Eheheh."

It's the next day, it's time to select players for the Veto competition.

iorivalenti, theekingleo and rennyforpresident will join the HOH and the 2 nominees in the competition tomorrow!

Today, kelleekim begins working on her social game.

"So my strategy for this game is to be best friend with everyone early on and so they will keep me here and once we reach final 7/6, that is when I start winning competitions!" kelleekim explains in her DR.

For the entire day, kelleekim helps out with the cooking, cleaning, washing, basically anything that can benefit her relationships with everyone in the house.

And her plan seems to be working because her and yeetusweenus are hitting it off.

...

It's the next day and uh oh, looks like someone is coming to visit the celebrities!

. . .

IT'S ZINGBOT!!!

"Beep boop beep beep boop beep!"

iorivalenti is the first one to see the robot.

"Uhh... h-hi?" she stutters.

"Greetings hu-man." Zingbot says.

"O-ok..." iorivalenti is just staring at Zingbot.

"Wow ok, ummm, can I help you?" iorivalenti asks.

"Yes. Bring me to the other hu-men." Zingbot responds.

"Alright, I'll g-go get them, wait here!" iorivalenti says then dashes away.

She runs out to the backyard and basically starts screaming.

"AHHHOMGTHERESAROBOTINTHEHOUSEWHYISTHEREAROBOTINTHEHOUSEIMLITERALLYABOUTTOPISSMYSELFRIGHTNOW!!!"

This surprises everyone.

"Omg slow down, I can't understand what you're saying." keesha says.

"I...... just follow me inside!" iorivalenti says.

The houseguests just look at each other, confused, but ultimately follow iorivalenti back in.

And when everyone got back inside, Zingbot is nowhere to be found.

"Huh... what? I- I swear there was a robot right here just now, where did it go?" iorivalenti shakes her head, even more confused then before.

"Wait you said... 'robot'?" mrkleegf asks.

"Yeah, it was very tall and it's green, urghh it's just very creepy..." iorivalenti cringes.

"A tall, green, creepy robot? I guess you saw Zingbot." mrkleegf says.

"A whatbot?" iorivalenti asks, confusion intensifies.

"Yeah what are you talking about?" stanningbb also asks.

"Zingbot is an annual thing on Big Brother where it will come a 'zing' us!" mrkleegf explains.

"Yeah... still don't know what you're talking about." stanningbb says.

"Omg so basically, once every season, a robot will come and insult everyone for laughs! Got it?" marcdjr00 says.

"Ohhh." "Hmmmm." "Got it."

"Ok but why did it leave, wasn't it supposed to 'zing' us or whatever?" stanningbb asks.

"I don't know, I'm not its mom..." marcdjr00 says.

"Hmm something isn't right... maybe it left clues?" artsy-man-today says.

"Clues?" keesha asks. "Yeah, or like something, I don't know..." artsy-man-today hums.

"Maybe it did leave something, let's look around!" kaysarswhore says.

"Alright." "Ok." "Sure!" everyone responds and starts searching the house for a clue.

After a while, someone finally found something.

"AHH I found something! I think." bigbrotherbs yells while waving an envelop. "Where did you find it?" I ask.

"It was underneath the sofa!" bigbrotherbs answers.

"Underneath the sofa? Why did they hide it under the sofa... this ain't Survivor..." theekingleo huffs.

"Well anyways, what's inside? Open it up!" brentrobinson says.

"Yeah!" "Open it." "Let's see!"

"Alright alright." bigbrotherbs says then opens the envelop.

He pulls out a piece of paper.

"A letter?" kelleekim asks.

"I guess?" bigbrotherbs responds.

"Well, then read it!" bathroom-sand says.

"Ok ok omg!" bigbrotherbs says and begins reading the letter.

"If you're reading this, I'm sorry but this is a fake clue."

"What the? Fake clue? Are there more??" yeetusweenus says, now annoyed.

"Nah I'm joking yall, I made that up ahehe!" bigbrotherbs smiles.

"Oh...my god." theekingleo rolls his eyes.

"Just read it please...." legendareme begs.

"Ok alright..." bigbrotherbs and reads the letter for real this time.

"Was it fun looking for this? Well that was just a distraction, while you guys were running around the house like a bunch of chickens, I have set up the playground so if you really want to have fun, meet me in the backyard <3"

"What the hell? All of that just to tell us to meet it in the backyard? Looks like me and the producers have some talking to do..." rennyforpresident glares at the cameras.

A few others are also annoyed by all of this.

"Well, I guess to the backyard we go?" yeetusweenus says.

"Yeah let's go..." brentrobinson agrees.

The houseguests walk out to the backyard and there it is, Zingbot...

"THERE! That's the robot I saw!" iorivalenti says, pointing at Zingbot.

"That's Zingbot alright..." bathroom-sand says.

“Houseguests, you’re finally here! I’ve been waiting for so long that they found the cure for Covid-19!” Zingbot says when it sees the houseguests.

“What?” everyone asks.

“Nothing!” Zingbot answers.

“Everyone, this is your welcoming party to the NWT Big Brother so for once, I will be nice to you guys.” Zingbot announces.

(yeah im not zinging 16 people plsssshjsa)

“And I will also be the host for the Veto competition, who’s playing raise your hand!” Zingbot says.

The Veto players raise their hands just like Zingbot said.

“OK, pick a station because this competition is about to begin!” Zingbot announces.

“What the...” “I’m so confused.” “What’s going on?” the houseguests look at each other, confused.

But they followed Zingbot’s order and get to their positions.

“This is how the competition will go.” Zingbot explains the rules.

“Are you ready?” Zingbot asks.

“Yeah!” “Uh huh!” “Yup!” “Let’s gooo.”

“Alright, ready... set... go!” and the competition begins.

Everyone immediately begins to cross the balance beam, bringing their puzzle piece to the other side.

“My strategy for this competition is to bring all of the pieces over to the table so I don’t have to run back and I can begin working on the puzzle.” I explain my strategy in my DR.

“My plan is to pray and hope for the best!” mrkleegf smiles in her DR.

“I am planning to copy whoever is in the lead! Like what are you gonna do, stop me?” brentrobinson laughs.

In order to win the Power of Veto, they must compete the puzzle that spells “VETO”.

Many minutes passed and most of them have finished the “V”, all excepts for iorivalenti.

“How the hell are you supposed to do this uhhhhh.” iorivalenti swipes the sweat on her forehead.

Me, brentrobinson and rennyforpresident are neck and neck as we just finished the next letter, “E”.

“Is brentrobinson serious... does he think that I can’t see that he is copying me???” I look at the camera in my DR, bewildered.

More time has passed and half of the contestants are now on the final letter, “O”.

theekingleo managed to catch up with brentrobinson, me and rennyforpresident.

“Oh If I win this, this is gonna be the comeback of the season!” theekingleo smiles in his DR.

“Yeah there’s no way I’m winning this....” mrkleegf sighs in her DR.

The leading contestants begin to work faster on their puzzles, they all want to have to this Veto.

This is it, someone is about to complete their puzzle, who will it be???

. . .

“And... done!” I put my last piece in, competing my puzzle.

Zingbot walks over to me and check for any mistake.

“Hmm, it’s good!” the robots says.

“So congratulations nomwastaken, you have won the Power of Veto!” Zingbot announces.

"AYEEEE!" I cheer and clap my hands.

"Congrats!" mrkleegf says.

The others are also clapping and congratulating me.

"Thanks yall haha." I smile.

"Come over here and get your Veto!" Zingbot says.

I then jump off the platform and run over to Zingbot.

"Great job... for someone like you." Zingbot says while putting the POV on me.

"What does that suppose to mean?..." I question the robot.

"Nothing ha ha." it responds.

"Alright, this has been very fun but it is time for me to go, it's really... nice meeting you all. Bye bye~" Zingbot says and makes it way out of the backyard.

"Thanks god it's gone!" iorivalenti whispers as she watches the robot leaves.

"Awww look what I have, it's just a cute lil' Golden Power of Veto I got from the Big Brother store. It goes with my outfit hehe!" I show the Veto to the camera in my DR.

"I don't have anything against nomwastaken winning the POV but it does mean that now I have to get more blood on my hands and it's only the first week..." brentrobinson sighs in his DR.

Then everyone heads back inside the house.

Let’s give it up for Perfect Places everybody!

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...

It's the next day and everyone is in the backyard, waiting for the Veto Ceremony to begin.

"Guys, it's time for the Veto Meeting!" I say, peaking out from the door.

The houseguests quickly goes in and the ceremony begins.

“This is the Veto Ceremony. Since I have won the Power of Veto this week, I can choose to save either myself or mrkleegf or just do nothing at all.” I say.

“And I have chosen to disca- nah I’m kidding, of course I’m saving myself, I don’t wanna go home first haha.” I laugh.

“Oh my god...” brentrobinson gasps.

“And since I’m not a nominee anymore, brentrobinson, please name a replacement nominee!” I tell brentrobinson.

brentrobinson stands up and looks around the room.

“Um, well, this is nothing personal against you but... keesha please take a seat.” he says looking at keesha.

keesha raises on of her eyebrows and glares at brentrobinson.

“Nothing personal? Yeah right...” keesha flips her hair in her DR.

She then stands up and moves to the nominee chair.

“And the Veto Meeting is adjourned.”

It’s official, keesha and mrkleegf are up for eviction.

...

Over the next days, the 2 nominees campaign as they all want to stay.

...

It’s Live Eviction night!

“Tonight, we say goodbye to our first celebrity houseguest, will it be keesha? Or mrkleegf? I’m Julie Chen [REDACTED] and welcome back to NWT Big Brother!” Julie opens the episode.

“Let’s get to everyone.”

“Hello houseguest!” Julie greets everyone.

“Ayee Julie!” “Hiiii Julie.” “Heyyy.” everyone says.

“How was your first week in the house?” Julie asks.

“Omg it’s really nice!” “Very peaceful!” “Yeah.” “Uhm hmm.”

“Well I’m glad you are enjoying it. But sadly, one of you will say goodbye to the house.” Julie says.

keesha and mrkleegf sigh in unison.

“Before everyone votes, keesha and mrkleegf, you two have one last chance to sway your fellow houseguests and get the votes to your side.” Julie continues.

“keesha, you go first!”

keesha nods and stands up.

“I have been keeping a secret to everyone so now I want everyone to know that... I’m actually the daugther of a very power mafia boss so if anyone votes to evict me, I will call my daddy and tell him to get his goons to handle yall if you know what I mean!” keesha smiles at everyone.

Everyone freezes after they heard keesha speech.

“Omg I’m kidding of course! Don’t be so serious yall haha.” keesha laughs.

“Oh ahaha...” “Aahhh..” “Oh.” the houseguests relaxes.

“But yeah please don’t vote me out!” keesha says then sits down.

“Ahaha, alright. mrkleegf you’re next.” Julie says.

mrkleegf stands up and begins her speech.

“Ok, the last week has week has been very nice, I really enjoyed my time with everyone and I really don’t want it to end so it would be really nice if yall can vote to keep me. I’m a very loyal person and if you ever need a friend or ally, I can always be that person! Thank you.” she finishes and sits down.

“Ok, then it’s time to vote. artsy-man-today please come to the Diary Room.”

“In order to be evicted, the houseguest will need at least 7 votes against them.”

“That’s 2 votes for each houseguest.”

“Makes that 3!”

“We are still tied.”

“Oh? It looks like mrkleegf is in danger. But will she be the one leaving?”

. . . . .

“It’s official, mrkleegf is leaving tonight! Let’s break the news to everyone.”

“Houseguests, I have the votes! Once I’ve announced them, the person evicted will have 1 minute to gather her belongings, say goodbye to the other houseguests and exit the house.”

“Bye a vote... of 8 to 5...”

“mrkleegf you have been evicted from the NWT Big Brother house.”

mrkleegf nods and smiles sadly.

“Awww.” was all she could say.

“Oh no...” kelleekim says.

“I’m sorry.” keesha says.

“No it’s alright guys, it was fun while it lasted.” mrkleegf says, then she stands up and hugs everyone.

“Ok, have fun and good luck yall!” she says and exits the house.

The audience roars with applause when mrkleegf walks through the door.

“Hiii!” mrkleegf smiles, waving at them.

She then makes her way over to Julie and the exit interview begins.

“How are you?” Julie asks.

“Oh my god, I’m... fine!” mrkleegf smiles.

“Did you expect to be sitting here right now?” Julie asks again.

“Ummm, I don’t know to be very honest. You can never tell who’s gonna go on week 1 y’know?” mrkleegf answers.

“Oh totally.” Julie agrees.

“And how was the Big Brother experience for you? Was it what you expected or something else?” Julie asks.

“Even though I didn’t get to spend that much time inside the house, it was really nice staying in there. I really wish that I could stay longer but oh well.” mrkleegf laughs.”

“Your feeling is universal, I’m sure a lot of fans would want you to stay longer, I also wanted you to stay longer but this is a competition and at the end of the day, someone has to lose.” Julie says.

“Yeah...” mrkleegf nods.

“Well thank you for playing and joining me tonight, I wish the best for you!” Julie smiles.

“Thanks for inviting me!” mrkleegf smiles then they hug.

“And don’t go anywhere because up next is the LIVE Head of Household competition!” Julie smiles at the camera.

...

And that’s it for the premiere of NWT CBBsim, this is a long episode but I hope yall enjoyed it, hopefully it doesn’t have any errors hshshs. Next episode will be out on Thursday!

To say goodbye to mrkleegf, let’s all enjoy this iconic song!

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retphienix · 4 years ago

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Hoh. I did what I set out to do today- beat The Last Remnant. :)

Now I, to the surprise of no one, have a Lot to Say because of course I do.

But I’ll be kind and toss it in a read more with only some of it leaking out.

1) This ending, coupled with the last few scenes which kind of sold me on the way the story has been presented the entire game, really raised my opinion on the story a good handful of marks.

It’s still a story where all the interesting stuff is kinda not the focus of our characters, but it has a point to that (Rush’s POV) and the end here puts just enough of it into frame that I end up satisfied :)

2) I completely and entirely LOVE Rush, he has become one of my favorite MCs in a game just because of how he’s handled throughout. He is DUMB AS DIRT *BY DESIGN* and the story BENEFITS from this- wild.

3) You can’t convince me that Dave and Rush aren’t, or at least wouldn’t have been, a couple. Just saying. Those tears coupled with the EVERYTHING that happens in this game, those two deserve each other.

Short version: I really liked this game! A LOT! It’s creative on a design level, interesting on a world building level, and just plain fun to play.

I’m honestly baffled as to why I had never heard of this game when it was current, or hell, anytime after until stumbling upon a video mentioning it for all of a minute.

I’m glad it got a remaster and I hope that remaster showed a few people this bizarre gem- preferably people who ended up enjoying it :P

Long below, mostly just gonna ramble a bit~

It’s an understatement to say the last few scenes improved my opinion of the story as a whole but even then I have to admit the story lacks in a lot of ways. I’m not entirely convinced it was “by design” that everything interesting is background noise- I’m more convinced that they noticed the problem and rewrote the latter half to accommodate and retroactively improve the quality of things DESPITE that still being the case.

But it did improve quite a bit :) I’m left happy to have seen the story as told and genuinely feel a NG+ run would have me appreciate it a bit more, though I’d probably still point at dumb moments or missed opportunities lol.

I mean the final scene attempts to ‘reveal’ something you get a basic understanding of a fifth of the way through the game, and then get reminded of at every possible opportunity- it’s a weak reveal but it’s kinda all they could do when they didn’t build up much for the finale beyond Rush’s relationships.

I mean hell, the drop at the end about “Remnants being abused” rings true for humanity but in universe it’s never displayed as a real problem or even a possibility. You see a violent mob saying Remnants are being abused, you see 1 evil guy abusing remnants, and you see some mad scientists.

Those in power, by and large, aren’t abusing them- and neither are normal people. It’s, as silly as it is, just a couple people. ONE OF WHICH IS SEEMINGLY THE CONQUEROR prior to him revealing the truth.

Like, world wide he’s the one to use the most to cause the most damage and abuse their power. Him. Not even the old duke managed that.

Most remnants are just being used to like purify water, be an elevator, or fight off monsters. It’s pretty much just a couple mad scientists and a single corrupt politician, all of which were defeated by the rest of humanity because they didn’t like what they were doing.

So his morality test makes more sense in like the real world and not so much the game world they tried to build up.

Then again there is a big history to this world- of which the god emperor was pretty shitty to some people potentially for remnant power- so it happens but this fantasy world seems pretty adverse to abusing them. So weak stance, Mr. Conqueror.

What else.

I’m SUPER glad this was a blind as heck playthrough.

I’m also curious about trying NG+ at some point for a low BR run but I’m skeptical it’ll happen- it’s no secret that in part because of this blog motivating me to beat games I rarely return to replay the ones I beat x.x

It’s a double edge sword if there ever was one- This blog has entirely changed how I play games and mostly for the better- but I also don’t generally take games I beat for the blog and then go completionist on them like I used to before this blog.

Pre-Blog I’d 100% and master a game for a year.

Post-Blog I beat like 15 games a year but I only just beat them- I do everything that interests me in that first playthrough, but I knowingly miss out on OTHER things I WOULD enjoy because they require me to do x-y-z and I mentally weigh it all and say “Nah, just beat it”

Like I said, it’s more good than bad. But a game like this intrigues me and makes me wish I had played it years ago and maybe beaten it like 6 times lol.

Here, I’m blanking on things to say because the biggest thing I wanted to share was shared in a previous post- namely the whole “The game is from Rush’s POV and it works and made me like the story a bit” thing.

I know for a fact there’s more to say- but unprompted I’m lost because I’m in that post-game euphoria lol.

This was good.

For anyone who considers themselves a fan of RPGs I think I’d recommend this because it’s so different from everything I’ve played and I’ve played a good chunk of RPGs.

I won’t say it’s perfect, but I will say it’s pretty damn good and VERY interesting.

And has a fucking AWESOME protagonist for unconventional reasons.

Oh! Oh! After the credits finished I checked what the “Conqueror Rank 3″ thing meant- apparently the Conqueror is stronger the more quests you complete, I got a middling one (It goes to 8) but I’m happy with that.

Also he loses abilities based on what town remnants you.. something- the gist I got was that various questlines (most of which I lost access to, for instance I fucked up that Royotia volcano quest and I wanted to do that! :( ) would either give you the remnants as talismans or... something, and doing those would remove those abilities from his spell list, or something.

I didn’t get too invested because I’m still holding onto the fantasy of me replaying this in like a year on NG+ and figuring more of it out myself :)

#RetPlays #The Last Remnant

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sonofsallyjackson · 4 years ago

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Heroes of Olympus should have been in first-person.

@jo-march-is-a-lesbian wrote a really wonderful post about how “Percy Jackson and the Olympians is better than Heroes of Olympus…because it understood simplicity and character development.” It highlights some reasons I also found HoO less rewarding namely that it was an overcomplicated story with limited character growth, lacked a common thesis, and was super jarring when it switched perspectives.

And with that my little brain went: I can fix this. Which frankly is ridiculous. I can’t come up with a compelling thesis like “The idea that we should place our hope in our loved ones, our friends and our family, and if we do that, we won’t be tempted to give up hope again.” But I can imagine a simple change that would have solved some of the issues and also played to Rick’s strengths as a writer: Each book should have been written in first person and narrated by a different character.

With so many people on the quest, I often felt like I was watching a bunch of one-dimensional characters fight for their right to be the main character. I didn’t know who to focus on but I was also dissatisfied. There were all these new wonderful characters in front of me who I wanted to love, but I didn’t feel like I actually knew them. I mean I don’t feel like I know the Stoll Brothers either, but I’m not concerned about that fact because they are side characters. When everyone is painted as the main character, I have certain expectations for growth, personality, and voice. The story would have been better served if the characters took turns narrating the action, allowing us to settle into their perspective, see their growth, and better understand their personality.

Plus Rick kills first-person. While I’m not particularly a fan of Trials of Apollo, it’s not because I don’t know the characters. Apollo is so very different than Percy. Their voices, even though they can both be jokesters at times, reflect their different life-experiences, thought processes and provide massive insight into their characters. If the Seven (and Nico and Reyna) got the same treatment, I would be absolutely giddy.

I recognize that rewriting the HoO series in first-person is something a talented fanfiction writer with a lot of time on their hands could actually do. But I am not talented like that and I certainly don’t have the discipline to actually write that much fic, especially if I was trying to keep the events vaguely the same just with different narration and pacing. So instead I’ve included who I think should have narrated each book below the cut. I’d love to hear any opinions people have regarding this idea, especially who they would have wanted to see to narrate each book.

In addition to picking the narrator, I’ve highlighted what should be the “quest” so to speak of each story. Personally, MoA, HoH and BoO are kind of a blur to me despite reading them all recently. It’s hard to distinguish what happens in each book because it’s all one massive quest with a whole bunch of mini-quests. While the different narrators would obviously make the books more distinctive, splitting the series into seven books would also help simplify each book’s individual goal. Eight books would have allowed for better integration of the plot to find the physician’s cure, but with the prophecy of seven, it seemed like seven books was the best option, if I was going to be doing something as blasphemous as splitting books.

As a note, I ran out of steam as I went so not all opinions are fully fleshed out.

Book 1: The Lost Hero The Quest: Rescue Hera/Juno Narrator: Jason

Why this would be cool:

He is literally Juno’s chosen sent on a quest to rescue her. It’s poetic enough to give him the book.

Jason’s journey is just as much about rediscovering himself as it is about saving Juno. Of the new characters, I feel like I understand Jason the least. Mainly because I felt like I was missing the entire first half of his story. Jason, like Percy and Annabeth, is a hero of the Titan War. I know some of his accomplishments, but I don’t have any bearing on what his life was like or how he felt about it. He doesn’t seem like the type to relish Praetor-ship since he doesn’t have the same intense need to get back to his camp as Percy. Was he just hoisted on his comrades’ shields after killing the Titan without any real choice in the matter? Give me Jason’s memories coming back slowly over the course of the quest (with potentially a fractured memory of a mistake he made in the Roman’s final Titan battle that makes him doubt their ability to both rescue Piper’s dad and save Hero but he makes the decision to anyway because he can’t just hurt his friend like that. Let me understand how Jason is the person he is today. Give me glances of the Roman Camp with emphasis on the heavy expectations that have always followed him as the son of Jupiter and foreshadow why he eventually chooses to design all the shrines for the minor gods so he can have his own place in the world as a figure between the two camps.

Let’s dive into those feelings of anger/guilt/resentment when people at camp are disappointed with him for not being Percy or in Chiron’s case are nervous about what his presence means.

I want to dig deeper regarding Jason’s feelings about reconnecting with Thalia. He knows that if the gods hadn’t been determined to keep the two camps completely separate, he could have grown up with his sister.

What does telling the narrative like this sacrifice:

We miss some of the internal turmoil regarding the fact that Piper’s Dad has been captured and she must betray her friends.

We also don’t feel the tensions of Piper’s relationship with Aphrodite. I don’t see Piper bringing up the conversation with her mom saying that her mist memories were so strong because she automatically sensed the potential of a romantic relationship with Jason.

We don’t have any of Leo’s conflicted feelings regarding rescuing Hera or his fear of being made an outcast for his fire abilities. Jason has to go with Leo to discover Bunker 9 and Festus.

Leo doesn’t actively save the day with the Cyclops.

We don’t know how Piper feels about her charm-speak or see her defeat Madea (as the boys are in their weird trance thing).

Knowledge about Gaea’s involvement in wrecking Leo’s life will come later.

Book 2: The Son of Neptune The Quest: Free Thantos Narrator: Hazel

Why this would be cool:

The stakes are so incredibly high. Hazel is literally risking her second chance at life by agreeing to go on this chance. She’s going to the place she died to fight the monster she created. She also has to deal with the trauma of knowing she may have bought the world time with her first sacrifice but it now means nothing if she can’t succeed again.

We get to see Camp Jupiter from the view of someone who loves it but doesn’t really fit in. Hazel joined Camp Jupiter just after the final battle. She enters a community that has learned to fight as a well-oiled machine but that has lost people. Dakota or the others may remark to her about how things were before or the people who are missing. Hazel sees a community that she’s not quite a part of both because she didn’t fight in the war and because she’s in the fifth cohort with a feared godly parent.

It would explore her relationship with Nico more (because I love their dynamic and I want more). She knows she can’t replace his real sister, but she feels comfortable and happy at the opportunity to have a brother, especially one who is out of time like she is.

What does telling the narrative like this sacrifice:

Frankly, the largest pushback would be from the fans who expected this to be Percy’s book since we just watched Jason rediscover who he is.

Percy’s phone call to his mom doesn’t have the same intensity.

Frank’s relationship with Mars and how desperate he was to be claimed but now he doesn’t think he can live up to his father’s expectations.

Frank and his grandmother. We aren’t in Frank’s head as he changes shape till later.

Book 3: Mark of Athena The Quest: Close the Divide Between The Two Camps by finding Athena’s statue and Rescue Nico Narrator(s): Annabeth and Leo

Why Annabeth:

So I can have all the emotions at the reunion with Percy.

Annabeth’s relationship with her Mom has never been great, but imagine beginning the book with Annabeth being given the Mark of Athena. They haven’t left for New Rome yet and her nerves are already all over the place. Then Athena/Minerva comes, gives her an impossible quest, and breaks her hat. Annabeth wants to prove to her mother that she’s worthy because despite everything she still values her mother’s opinions. Also her fatal flaw of hubris makes her believe she will succeed where everyone else failed.

Much of the book already follows her in third person limited so we just get things with a little extra emotion.

Why Leo:

Leo has to grapple with the fact he started this war by being the one to fire the cannon even if he didn’t have any control. He is motivated to fix it

If we’re going to include the Sammy plot, we need to do it now. Leo doesn’t like being the odd one out on the ship but he certainly doesn’t like the feeling of being notable because of his grandfather.

We still need to get into those feelings of abandonment and anger at Gaea for killing his mom.

Nemesis

Leo comes into his own with the discovery of the Archimedes sphere and the decision to value people over objects.

What does telling the narrative like this sacrifice:

The aquarium shenanigans

The fight between Jason and Percy in Kansas needs to happen differently so that the others are present and try to stop it.

Neither of them went ashore to meet Hercules.

I think we might need to move up the Calypso meeting to this book, but that also kills some of the suspense since Frank will have the fireproof coating prior to his adventures in Venice when he gains faith in his abilities. It also might mean Leo opens the fortune cookie from Nemesis unless for some odd reason he doesn’t have it. There’s a lot more narrative weight for it coming later, but in order to get in as many book events as we can in, it might need to come earlier.

Book 4: House of Hades Pt. 1

The Quest: Survive Tartarus Narrator(s): Annabeth and Percy

The first time I read House of Hades, I read it out of order (reading all the Percy and Annabeth chapters until they were on the elevator out of Tartarus before going back and reading the others), because I couldn’t handle the back and forth. I felt like the tension would build, I’d be invested in this plot and then we’d switch to the other plot. Plus I was very concerned for my children. So I feel fully justified in saying that there is more than enough material to give the two of them their own book.

I just feel like all the feelings would be magnified.

Percy’s commentary slowly losing its humor because he can’t anymore.

Annabeth’s guilt at having pulled him in being extra loud.

Downsides beyond adding an entire book: Just imagine all the outrage at two cliffhangers in a row, because you know the book would end with them in the elevator remembering Bob’s words about the stars.

Book 5: House of Hades Pt. 2

The Quest: Close the Doors of Death Narrator(s): Frank and Hazel

Frank and Hazel experience the most growth on the quest to close the doors so this book is all theirs. Hazel learns to control the mist. Frank experiments with his transformations. I want nothing but them growing into themselves and their abilities.

The good thing about turning the two warring storylines from House of Hades into separate books is that we lose very little plot.

Book 6: House of Hades Pt. 3/Blood of Olympus Pt 1 (Personally I would call this one Ambassador of Pluto)

The Quest: Unite the Gods’ Personalities. Narrator: Nico

To clarify what I mean by HoH 3, I just mean anything done with the intention of trying to cross paths with Reyna, including the adventure with Cupid, in addition to the existing Nico&Reyna plotline in BoO.

Nico dealing with all the emotions and his most recent near-death experience.

He kept the secret of the camps so the world wouldn’t end in chaos, but now that the world is in chaos he will be the one to fix it.

In the short time he’s on the Argo 2, Nico realizes that even though this wasn’t his quest; this is his family and he needs to protect them.

The reader has a pretty good idea Nico is gay, even if the word isn’t explicitly said from the descriptions (his guilty Percy thoughts - he let down the man he loves even if he won’t admit it.) This means that Cupid’s forceful outing is potentially less surprising so the reader can be properly outraged at Cupid.

Downside: Reyna definitely has adventures when Nico is passed out, especially the whole waking up with the Hunters, but I think it’s excusable for a whole book from Nico’s perspective.

Also, the battle between the camps and gifting of the statue needs to happen in this book, but we shouldn’t find out if the gods have regained control of their forms yet. We alleviate some tensions because Camp Half-blood is likely to be overrun with Octavian’s monsters instead of the Roman armies and Gaea could awaken any second, but there’s an odd moment of calm and an uneasy truce. (Octavian is potentially taken under custody to be held for trial only to escape in the next book.)

Book 7: Blood of Olympus Pt 2 (and the aftermath)

The Quest: Like The Last Olympian, the final book’s focus is entirely on defeating the series’ big bad, in this case, Gaea. Leo’s quest for the Physician’s cure parallels Percy’s River Styx visit.

Narrator(s): Leo and Piper

Leo has his death hanging over his head. He has decided that he will be the one to die not any of his friends. He got the cloth from Calypso so the “fire” portion of the prophecy applies to him and not Frank. (Yes I know you can’t control prophecies, but do you think that’s going to stop Leo.)

It’s the ultimate revenge for killing his mom. We can have memories of both the happy times with Esperanza and the fear he felt for thinking he caused the fire.

Piper’s perspective is necessary as we need to be with her during the fight with the giants.

This series began with Piper, Leo, and Jason. It ends that way too with the three of them killing Gaea and the two of them narrating.

Downsides:

The Percabeth I love you-the feud is over scene remains in Piper’s perspective.

Since we’re not following Reyna’s delivery of the statue concurrently we don’t know when to anticipate the healed gods appearing in the battle with the giants.

The book can still get away with not showing us Percy’s reunion with Sally or forcing Leo to tell the others he’s alive so they’re all grieving.

#pjo meta #pjo fandom #pjo/hoo #hoo #riordanverse #heroes of olympus #my meta #percy jackon and the olympians #the seven #jason grace #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean #percy jackson #annabeth chase #frank zhang #the fandom once again improving hoo

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rennyforpresident · 4 years ago

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 5

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiiig Brother!

@ashleaevans @bathroom-sand @kaysarswhore @kayysarridha @kelleekim @lahallucinations @maxdoesbb @misshoh @music-obsessednerd @nerdphobic @nomwastaken @pawn2393 @phylisisley @remember-caltoru @rennyforpresident @shaolinbynature

Previously, @kaysarswhore upset the whole house by winning HOH after becoming public enemy number 1. She used her HOH to take out her biggest threat, @music-obsessednerd. But now that she’s not in power any more, will her alliance keep her safe for another week?

These alliances are some of the fakest I’ve ever seen, because none of these people are voting together and all of these people still act like they’re working with each other. When will shit finally hit the fan?

Sliding across these slopes is hard work, but a few of our houseguests succeed! Here are the ones who didn’t:

These five all struggle to get going, and eventually end up in last place with nothing to show for it. However, one person chooses to go solely for the safety jug, and fills that up sacrificing their run at HOH.

@pawn2393 secures his safety for the week, but comes in 6th!

@nerdphobic knows he has no shot at winning this, so he goes for the $10,000 instead. He barely beats out @nomwastaken, who was also gunning for it

@nomwastaken: “These Block Destroyers are really starting to piss me off. First you all refuse to vote together, now none of us are going to be in power this week? Nice. Real nice.”

It’s a close competition, but one competitor takes the edge against the others. Will @remember-caltoru win for the Fearsome Four? Will @shaolinbynature win for her final2 deal? Or will @lahallucinations win her first competition of the summer and shake this house up? The winner ends up being...

@lahallucinations! Congratulations, you have secured your safety for the week (and a spot in jury!) and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction.

Immediately after the comp, @kaysarswhore looks defeated, and royally pissed at her alliance.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “So, knowing my life was on the line, @nerdphobic and @nomwastaken chose to go for the money, and @pawn2393 chose to go for the safety. @misshoh was barely trying, so the only person left on my side is @remember-caltoru! And there’s no way HE would have had my back this week! All of my allies are cowards who clearly don’t care about me in this game.”

At the nomination ceremony, everyone pretty much knows what’s happening. @lahallucinations stands and makes her decision.

@lahallucinations: “I have decided to nominate you @rennyforpresident and you @kaysarswhore. @kaysarswhore, you have been nothing but trouble from the beginning. You’ve been the ringleader of this house, and you’ve been at the center of all the drama so far. I’m nominating you in the hopes that you leave this week, I’ll be honest about it. As for you, @rennyforpresident, I know no one is voting you out because everyone in here vibes with you. You’re simply a pawn. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@rennyforpresident: “I don’t feel bad at all. Everyone in here is ready for @kaysarswhore to go, so if it’s us up there on eviction night, I feel pretty good about my chances to stay.”

@kaysarswhore: “This means game on. I’m not afraid to go up against anyone in this house, and I’ll use any means necessary to stay this week. I will lie cheat and steal to make it to the end, and if that means throwing @rennyforpresident under the bus? Sorry not sorry.”

Later on, it’s time to pick players for the veto competition

@lahallucinations is up first and draws houseguest’s choice! She shockingly chooses @misshoh to play

@lahallucinations: “What these people don’t know is that I have deals all over this house. I’ve been playing since the start. Who I don’t have a deal with is @misshoh, and by picking her to play, I’ve sewn a seed of distrust between her and all of her allies. Now I just have to await harvest *wink*”

@rennyforpresident continues by choosing @nomwastaken, and gets a little sad when he pulls his chip. Lastly, @kaysarswhore pulls @phylisisley, and she in turn gets sad after that. Looks like neither of the nominees are happy with their picks.

After the competition, everyone lines up in the backyard to reveal the times of the houseguests. In last place, with a time of 19:01

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I cannot believe I took that long. I look like a fucking joke right now”

In fifth place, with a time of 11:18

In fourth place, with a time of 7:55

That means it’s down to three. In third place, with a time of 6:03

(who’s dick do I gotta suck to win a friggin comp i swear)

Will @nomwastaken win another veto for his alliance? Or will @lahallucinations secure all of the power this week? The winning time, 5:31, beating out the second place time of 5:41, belongs to...

@lahallucinations! You have won the veto and earned complete power this week!

@lahallucinations in the DR: “AAAAAHHHHH!!! This was my week to show these people that I came to play, and I am SO EXCITED that I’m doing it! Everyone better watch out, because the comp beast is HERE!”

Later in the HOH room, @rennyforpresident approaches @lahallucinations and begs for the veto.

@rennyforpresident: “I am BEGGING you, I need to stay. If you take me down, I got your back forever. I have no one left in this house.”

@lahallucinations: “I’ll think about it. I can’t make any promises yet.”

The next morning, @kaysarswhore does the same thing, but with a different approach.

@kaysarswhore: “If this veto isn’t used on me, I swear to god you’ll be number one on my radar. I got out @music-obsessednerd and I’ll take you out next.”

@lahallucinations: “Like I told @rennyforpresident, I’m not making promises. Get out of my room”

Will either of their pleas work?

At the veto ceremony, @lahallucinations stands and makes her decision

@lahallucinations: “This week has been fun, but also scary. It’s a lot of responsibility to have, and it’s been tough. I’ve listened to both of you, and I’ve made up my mind. I have decided...

The plan is still in place, and the nominees have been finalized.

The next day, the house decides to give their biggest enemy a goodbye celebration. First,

@ashleaevans flips the mattress, runs to the kitchen, grabs the ketchup bottle, and writes “SEE YOU NEVER!! ;)” all over the sheets. When @kaysarswhore finds her bed in such disarray, she knows exactly who did it.

@kaysarswhore: “ @ashleaevans! You sack of shit! I’ll never forgive you for doing that to my bed! I had CUSTOM SHEETS and you KNOW THAT”

@ashleaevans: “Sorry not sorry!! You’re a beast and you know it! I was just trying to make your bed match your face!”

The two get heated, but before they can get too heated, @shaolinbynature jumps in as well

@shaolinbynature: “Don’t act all innocent, we all know you hate us with all of your being. AND we all know it was you who flipped my bed a few weeks ago!”

@rennyforpresident sits on the couch and watches silently like

This fight continues all night, and @ashleaevans and @shaolinbynature make a vow not to talk to @kaysarswhore until eviction night

Speaking of Eviction Night

Arisa: “Good evening houseguests! How is everyone doing?”

The house smiles and acts like they like each other because you know you’re on TV and don’t want to look that mean to each other

Arisa: “Don’t lie! We know you all hate each other! *houseguest laughter* Tonight, let’s head straight to the vote. We don’t need to waste time. But, as always, let’s hear the final speeches from the nominees.”

@rennyforpresident: “Hi guys! So I know this isn’t ideal, but I hope you all vote for me to stay! I haven’t won anything, I’m not a threat, and I have none of the social connections that @kaysarswhore has. No matter what though, no hard feelings, and I hope you all play hard!”

@kaysarswhore: “I’ll make this simple. Keep me and know that I’m on your side. My alliance-members know I have their back, and I’ll be loyal to the end. As for the people who aren’t in my alliance, I couldn’t care less about you, but I hope you keep me anyway!”

Arisa: “As always, nice work. Let’s vote!”

@ashleaevans, of course, votes to evict @kaysarswhore. The two hate each other, and it would be shocking to see her vote the other way. But it looks like @kaysarswhore‘s speech might have worked...

The Block Destroyers are finally voting together! All of them vote to keep their ally, and send @rennyforpresident packing.

@phylisisley is voting out, once again, @kaysarswhore. She knows she can never work with her, and @rennyforpresident is her friend! She’d never vote to evict him unless she had to. But it looks like her vote won’t be enough to save him

@remember-caltoru finally decides to go with his alliance when he realizes that the alliance is the only thing getting him further in the game. It’s gotten him this far, why not stick with it? @kelleekim and @shaolinbynature are the surprise votes of the night! @kelleekim says, “you’re just too dangerous! I can work with chaos, but I can’t work with the unknown. And you’re the unknown.” @shaolinbynature says, “This whole thing was a ruse and I know it was you who flipped by bed. Go to hell, and get out of my house.”

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come one out, @rennyforpresident!”

Arisa: “Why are you sitting her? Wasn’t @kaysarswhore the obvious vote?”

@rennyforpresident: “She was! She just had her claws in too many alliances, and there was no way to compete with that. I told @lahallucinations it was dumb to put me up as a pawn, but she refused to listen.”

Arisa: “What do you think you should have done differently?”

@rennyforpresident: “Stayed with the Fearsome Five! I don’t know why I left, it made no sense looking back. If I had stayed and made better friends with them, I would still be in there.”

Arisa: “You’re the last player voted out before jury; who are you rooting for to win it all?”

@rennyforpresident: “I can see myself rooting for @ashleaevans! He takes no shit, and I can see him running this game down the line. He’d be my pick.”

Arisa: “It’s a shame to see you go so soon, but we loved having you back!

Next week, jury begins. How will this change the game? For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaalways watching!”

Y’ALL FAKES VOTED ME OUT WHY why do i never make it to jury in my own sims lmao

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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frauleinjustice · 4 years ago

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Saiouma Week Day 6: Fluff

Hey there, everyone!! I decided to do this day’s prompts for saioumaweek ( @saiouma-events ) : angst/fluff, where I chose to do fluff, of course~!

Summary: It’s a lazy afternoon for the boys, and so they do what they usually love to do: play around and chase each other around the house! They both always have a fun time when they let loose and play around like that, adoring the laughs and smiles they can get out of each other.

Heheh so as you can see, I pretty much wanted to make a simple, but cute oneshot for this prompt! I hope you all will enjoy the floof as well~ and as always, thank you so much in advanced if you give it a read! ღ

Today was a lazy afternoon. Shuichi and Kokichi were doing their own thing as they hung out in the former’s living room, with Shuichi reading a book on the couch, while Kokichi was sitting on the floor playing a video game on the TV. At one point, Shuichi got up so he could use the bathroom. That’s when Kokichi got an idea for a small, but funny prank to play on him. Snickering, Kokichi rushes over to another room to grab a toy mouse. Quickly but carefully, he stuffs it in between a few pages further than Shuichi left off on. When Shuichi comes back, Kokichi was already back at his game, acting as if he didn’t do anything… but he was silently awaiting the moment Shuichi reacts. So after a few more pages… Shuichi sees the toy mouse in between the pages, and-

“GYAH?!” With a loud and confused shriek, the book flies out of Shuichi’s hands when he leaps off the couch. When he takes a closer look at the mouse, he realizes it’s fake and picks it up. “W-What the!?”

“P...Pffttt….” Almost instantly, Kokichi bursts out in laughter, almost missing the pause button before he drops his controller. “Hahaha!!” He’s almost leaning over with how hard he laughs, turning his head back to look at his extremely puzzled boyfriend. “Hahaha!! I-I got you good, Shuichiii~! That scream was worth it! Ahahaha!!”

“O-Oh my god, Kokichi: you are sooo funny!” Despite blushing slightly in embarrassment, he still chortles. “A-Allright, I’ll admit: you got me good. You nerd.” He was going to playfully bop him on the head with a couch pillow, had Kokichi not quickly dodged and flew up to his feet.

“Miiissed! Come catch me, Mr. Detective~! Nishishi!” Taunts the snickering Kokichi before he dashes off.

“Hoh! I’ll apprehend you, criminal-!” Declares Shuichi before he quickly chases after him, already failing to keep a straight face. “Wh...When I get you, you shall finally, h-hehehe, p-pay for all your crimes, Ouma Kokichi!”

“You’ll never catch me aliiive, Saihara Shuichi! H-Hahaha!” Playing the roles of the ‘hot-boiled detective chasing the infamous phantom thief’: this was something they loved to do often, always having a blast when they did. Even as they tried staying in their roles, boisterous laughter roared from the two as Kokichi navigated through the corridors and different rooms, just barely slipping past Shuichi’s grasp when he needed to run right back out. Kokichi adored seeing his boyfriend’s playful side come out like this: that it didn’t annoy Shuichi when he wanted to play like this.

Eventually, Kokichi enters the bedroom. He’s slowly walking backwards as Shuichi nears him. “You’re cornered, mister: there is no escape…”

Even as Kokichi’s leg eventually hit against the foot of the bed: that confident smirk doesn’t leave his face. “Ohh? If you think you’ve got me that easily, you’re wrong-!” Kokichi was going to attempt to reach for a pillow to throw at his face, so he can make for a quick exit once again… but with quick thinking and sudden movement, Shuichi leaps forward, and…. “Ah-!!”

Pins Kokichi down to the bed, hovering above him with an unusually smug smirk on his face. “Hmhmhm…. You were saying?”

Kokichi’s breath hitches. This wasn’t the first time Shuichi ‘caught’ him like this. Yet each time, the heat rose to his cheeks and his heart raced even more. Not only from how much and how fast he was running, but also being pinned down by Shuichi. Even if he was just playing his role: hearing his boyfriend look and act so confident like that… he found it madly attractive. “S...Someone’s cocky. What’s Mr. Detective going to do to me now, hmm? Gonna tie and rough me up? Since you pinned me to the bed…”

“Y-You and your wild imaginations! But no: rather, I’ll punish you with…” A smile widening on his face, Shuichi leans his head further down, and… starts pelting Kokichi’s face with kisses in between giggles. “...This! Take that-hehehe-a-and that, and that!”

“Ahhh~!” Kokichi starts playfully squirming around, giggling at the barrage of kisses. “N-Nishishi, hahaha! M-Mercy, detectiiiiive!”

“No mercy for youuu, h-hahaha!” And this was always how their little chase ended, with the detective delivering his fierce punishment of barraging his beloved ‘criminal’ with kisses. He loved the adorable giggles he got out of him, and before he would stop… he always leans in to plant a slow, deep kiss to Kokichi’s lips as he slowly closes his eyes.

“Mmm…” He utters a small hum into the kiss once his giggles die down, eye coming to a close as well. The blush on his face darkens and he leans more into the kiss, feeling his heart flutter softly in his chest. Once Shuichi moves his head back up when they need to break from the kiss, Kokichi gives him a warm, loving gaze. “Shumai…” A hand reaches up to comb through Shuichi’s hair. “I love when my beloved plays with me like this. It’s so exciting, being chased by him..” The smile he gives Shuichi is innocent and genuine… the rare kind of smile that he’s only willingly presented to Shuichi…. before it turns into his usual big, bright, and mischievous one. “....And when I catch him by surprise, too!” He chimes, before wrapping his arms around him and proceeds to start making them roll around on the bed.

“I have lots of fun, too, Koki…” He smiles warmly, leaning against his hand. Then when Kokichi suddenly wraps his arms around him and makes them start rolling- “Woah-!” He lets out a surprised yelp before he quickly finds himself wrapping his arms around Kokichi in turn, laughing. “Eheheh, hahaha! Oh nooo, you got me!” And as they’re rolling around, Kokichi’s the one sneaking kisses to his cheeks this time, making Shuichi giggle even more. “K-Kokichiii-ehehe!”

“Nishishi~! That’s right! Diieeee!” He also loved making Shuichi crack up like this, adoring the cute giggles he makes.

“A-Ahaha, c-careful though, we don’t want to accidentally roll off the be-auh!” Before he could get the full warning out, the two really do end up rolling off the bed, with Shuichi’s back hitting the floor. Luckily a pillow that got knocked down when they were rolling around wildly on the bed was right there to cushion Shuichi’s head so it wouldn’t hurt from the impact of hitting the ground. “Oh…!” The two look at each for a few seconds, before they both start laughing. “G-Geez, thank god that pillow was right there!”

“Eheheh… I made sure it was! Even a supreme leader can be merciful to his boyfriend sometimes.”

“Aren’t you sooo sweet…” He sarcastically remarks with a smile, nuzzling their foreheads together. They still had their arms wrapped around each other with Kokichi laying on top, but even while they were still on the floor, they felt comfy enough to not need to get up just yet. Right now, they wanted to be in each other’s hold, and get lost in the other’s eyes. “Kokichi… I love you.”

“I… love you, too, Shuichi.” Three words that the supreme leader would teasingly say a lot before they got together, yet was incredibly shy on saying it genuinely and that directly. Overtime, he’s been able to without feeling as shy. It makes him happy… “I always want to be with my beloved… and that will never be a lie.”

“Yes…” He places soft kisses on his lips. “We will always be together, Kokichi: that, I can promise for a fact. You’re the… only one for me, after all.”

“G...Geeez… i-if Shumai’s that blunt about it...n-nishishi…” Despite the rising heat to his cheeks, he gives an even brighter smile and a nod. “Mmhm! That’s right! I’m the only one for him, just as Shuichi is the only one for me! Him, and no one else!”

“Hehe… good… I love you so much…” Kokichi leans his head even closer, to help close the distance between them in a deep, loving kiss as their eyes slowly come to a close. The two adored their lazy afternoons for many reasons, but it was especially when they had their soft, intimate moments like this.

#Shuichi Saihara #Kokichi Ouma #saiouma #saioumaweek2020 #danganronpa v3 #Kay's writings #aaand with that: my last prompt for this week! I had lotsa fun participating in it~!#you all did so well too! ☆

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