#first ask! woo!

[guessimwritingblushblushnow]

cashew my beloved

Cashew is my second favorite phone fling boy. Very sweet 10/10.

I can't tell if you want headcannons or not, so I'll just write out some thoughts instead of a full thing.

Masterlist

Cashew actually works part time at the library

One of the librarians offered him a job, and he took it because he already spends so much time there he might as well get paid for it

He has so many book recommendations

SO many

Fastest way to make this boy fall for you is to read one of the books he recommends then talk to him about it

It makes him feel like you really value his opinion

Continuing on that note, Cash's ideal date would be sitting in a cozy corner at the library, reading together and occasionally making commentary

He mentions in some of his dialogue wanting to basically be Indiana Jones, so I think he'd have an interest in archeology

He says himself that his major is undecided, but I think he does have a class or two on archeology among other things

By the time he graduates college he'd probably have enough credits for two degrees because of how many electives he's taken

Him and Nimh have met before

The only reason they aren't friends is because both suck at talking to people

Nimh was the one who recommended the book Cashew was reading at the start of his phone fling

Completely unrelated, but Cashew has competed in punning competitions

Those are real things

He hasn't won any of them, but he enjoys going anyway

I also feel like he'd be an avid fanfiction reader

And also on Tumblr

For as reserved as he normally is, I think Cashew would love getting to try new experiences

He wouldn't do them on his own, but he'd appreciate a partner who would go with him, even if they're also a nervous wreck the whole time

Sorry these are so messy, I rambled on for a bit. Hope you enjoyed!

[colqdcas]

Moot requested we loom, so I have come to loom ^-^

So hello!! :3

And I have a question cause why not! XD

What pronouns do each of the deity's use? (Sorry if this was listed, I couldn't read the pencil writing but I did try >_<)

,Jester

Hello! Thank you so much for asking!

"I prefer gender neutral pronouns. They/them especially."

"Thank you, Annul."

Non binary flag.

"Anything but feminine pronouns. Thank you for asking."

Demiboy flag

"It depends... But for the last couple centuries, he/they."

Unlabeled flag

"who tf cares?"

Gender fluid flag

[izzystizzys]

“ - but have you ever considered, I don’t know, not sucking all the time? Just a thought.”

It takes the combined grips of Nuisance and Hound to keep the wriggling, snarling body beneath Fox from throwing him off its back. With three years’ practice of having to fix his own rickety desk chair over and over again, the movement merely ruffles the proverbial fringe on his helmet.

“And I don’t mean that as an insult, necessarily. Well, I do a little bit. But also I have some amount of empathy for the no doubt immense amounts of trauma that had to go into the creation of something so dysfunctional as you, on a very personal level, so have you considered going to the root of that in a way that’s like… useful? Instead of wasting it all on kriffing Kenobi, I mean. Look at the guy. All he does all day is drink tea and commit warcrimes. I bet he knits for fun. Bit of an embarrassing nemesis, don’t you think?”

“I”, says Kenobi, then pauses. The space between his eyebrows is creased with uncertainty, and he looks deeply torn between continuing rocking the shaking Duchess of Mandalore against his chest from his corner of the throne room and re-activating his lightsaber to continue losing his fight against the Darksider Fox is currently sitting on. “I feel like I should object to some part of that, but I’m not entirely clear on what. Or how this happened, again. Isn’t Mandalore a few star systems from your purview, Commander?”

“Probably the warcrimes”, mutters Nuisance underneath his strained breath.

“About as far from my supposed assignment as yours, General”, says Fox a little louder.

Kenobi twitches. Fox cannot claim to know which of them does it. Both, maybe. Probably.

“I will - taste - your - flesh!”, heaves out Darth Maul, snarling and hissing.

“Oooh, kinky!”, calls Grids, from the corner where she’s got her stun-setting aimed at the other Zabrak, currently passed out cold. Fox sighs deeply. He knew he shouldn’t have taken those three - any combination of Grids, Hound and Nuisance in a room together usually spelled chaos.

Unfortunately, it also spelled competence. The Basic alphabet can be funny that way.

The point being: as of some months into the war, one of Fox’s assigned tasks is the surveillance of all GAR-wide communication. All command-class staff theoretically got that memo, but no one seems to have read the fine print where that includes both professional and personal communication, as well as any and all comm devices registered or suspected to be registered to that person. Especially not one Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala.

The point further being, if that sounds both immensely impractical and sort of terrifying in a democratic supposedly non-surveillance state, you’d be bang on the credits, and to Fox’ eternal chagrin the singular person in this whole useless army who’s spent the second of thinking necessary for that conclusion.

The final point being, when one frantic General’s mad dash across the Galaxy to rescue his teenage sweetheart from the spectre of his supposedly dead nemesis crosses his desk on its way to the Chancellor’s inbox, it doesn’t take much time for him to block any and all trace of it across the digital space of the GAR commboard and take matters into his own hands.

“ - which is why I told Thorn to suck it up and be in charge for a few days, and also why you’re still alive, your Highness, very welcome, was no trouble at all”, he concludes, drily. The Duchess stares the wide-eyed look of someone attempting to reconcile clones with ‘sentience’ or perhaps ‘personality’ in her head, but won’t say it outright.

Or the look of someone who’s just been violently overthrown and nearly murdered, perhaps, Fox allows.

“Um -“, Kenobi hedges, blinking rapidly.

“And the reason you’re still alive, probably. You’re welcome for that too, by the way”, Grids calls from the back of the throne room, cheekily.

“Alright”, says Kenobi, loudly. There’s color back in his deathly-pale cheeks, Fox notes, even if that color is a lot of red. It doesn’t fade very gracefully into his beard. “Opinions on whether or not I had everything under control notwithstanding -“

“You really didn’t”, Hound supplies helpfully.

“ - opinions notwithstanding, I am admittedly still lost on why you’re now sitting on Darth Maul and attempting to, to - jeer at him, Marshall Commander!”

“We’re not jeering, we’re trying to create a safe space and lay the groundwork for more open communication”, Fox says, primly.

Maul screams into the ground, attempting for the umpteenth time to rear up and visit great violence upon Fox, which admittedly has him rattling in his crosslegged seat atop his back.

Kenobi raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow. “Safe space?”

“He’s restrained and not stabbing anyone, I personally feel much safer than before”, Grids muses. “Watch the teeth though, Hound. Little biter.”

Indeed. Fox’s right greave will have to be replaced posthaste.

“And anyways, the point isn’t to jeer at him, it’s to make clear that he’s focusing his energy in the wrong places and could be doing much better things with his admittedly not-great life”, Fox adds, shifting to cast a pointed look down at Maul. The Sith is panting open-mouthed into the durasteel floor, sharp teeth gnashing wildly as his piercing yellow eyes shine with barely restrained rage. “I’m just saying - aim higher. You aren’t seeing the forest for the Kenobis, Maul. Can I call you Maul?”

“I will feed you your own entrails”, yowls Maul.

“See, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Right now, I’m an easy target to focus all that built-up rage on, but is killing me really going to help you achieve any of your goals? No! Think about it - when it all comes down to it, who sent you on that mission to Naboo in the first place? Who made sure the Jedi and, by extension, Kenobi would be there to kill you? Who used you as a dejarik piece and then cast you aside the second you outlived your usefulness?”

Beneath him, Maul slowly stills in his struggle, still panting heavily. Hound and Nuisance don’t let it deter them in their vigilance, because they’re damn good vod’e and possess an ounce of common sense.

“And, look, I get it. I could spend the rest of my life punching every civilian who spits on me in the streets and it would even be satisfying. I could hit back the Senators who think of clones as easy targets. Or - I can aim my sights at who’s on top. And I think you know who I mean, because you know as well as I do the same damn man has ruined both our lives.”

Kenobi makes an alarmed noise, and Maul an interested one - not that Fox is going to let him walk out of this place awake. Still, he tilts his head in a way he hopes conveys his helmeted grin successfully to non-vod, as well as the bloodlust behind it. “You’re also welcome for the fact that the Chancellor won’t have heard of your spontaneous resurrection yet, by the way. You’ll retain your element of surprise instead of gambling it away on petty revenge on Kenobi.”

“He cut me in half!”

“He killed my master!”

Fox waves their protests away.

“Also, that’s treason!”, Kenobi adds, sputtering. Fox grins. Kenobi purses his lips, and continues. petulantly, “…do you have any proof?”

“So. Much. Proof”, says Nuisance, dreamily. “Like, do you want it alphabetically or by date?”

Which is when the Duchess, of all people, bursts out into barking, crazed laughter.

“You - you’ve certainly given yourself an edge in that fight, Marshall Commander”, she wheezes, brushing tears from her eyes. Fox raises his eyebrows at her, which she somehow seems to be able to tell, because she gestures at the clunky handle dangling from his belt.

“What, this old thing?” He unclasps the black rectangle from its hook, holding it up in the air. Maul stills strangely beneath him, and Kenobi goes ghostly pale again. Fox is starting to get a bad feeling.

“I took it off Viszla and beat him over the head with it. I figured he’d taken it off a Jedi cadet or something. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

[youngpettyqueen]

I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for

[dustykneed]

Picture this; Bones holding Joanna, rocking her to sleep and the part in Beautiful Boy where it’s like “The monster's gone, He's on the run, And your daddy's here” is playing. :,)

Fatherhood gives you certain... skills. Coincidentally, this is also how Jim finds out that Bones sings.

:'))

[clearpoolart]

"You will have to lead."

A scene from Chapter 18, Of Saints And Sinners by @morningstarwrites

I've never done a comic before, and this challenged me in so many ways I've never experienced! I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Thank you Star for your amazing writing that inspired me to do this, I hope you like it! :)

I know there's probably a thousand mistakes lol but I'm really proud of how this turned out. (And of course I chose the LONGEST scene possible for my first time doing a comic)

[ask-saiki-and-friends]

Who's most likely to commit murder (Kuboyasu doesn't count) and who would that person want to help them hide the mess (you can't say Kuboyasu)?

Saiki: I don’t think I’d want to visit the occult club for a while..

[itslilacokay]

cpuld i request a doodle of tco being happy...... they deserve it

helll yeah!! heres him with a dandelion

[thrumugnyr]

Tamlin sent the last of his men out, one by one. And they were willing - they begged him to go.

[2aceofspades]

Is it ok if I put a purple heart sticker on Donnie?

Also I love your art work so so much 💜💜💜. It's amazing what your wonderful hands can do. It's inspiring honestly.

Also this is my first ask ever on tumbler....

Of course!

He's just a lil confused it seems...but I'm sure he'll appreciate the gesture once he comes around 👍

Also thank you so so much!! Awwee! I really appreciate it! 🙌✨

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Thoughts about the Minecraft movie trailer?

Imagine if it had all been filmed inside of minecraft, SMP style. It would be so funny to see the most intense scene and on screen its just 🧍‍♀️🧍🏽‍♂️

The trailer is...... something. Not something good, but it definitely exists. What a timeline we live in.

Does anyone know what the like to dislike ratio looks like right now?

[selfshipdorito]

self ship ask game for those who want to build/ talk about selfship/self insert lore

👥 - is there a character from their source who isn't/wasn't originally an f/o but that has lore connections to your s/i? in other words, a (potential) f/o for lore reasons?

🗺️ - if your s/i is used for multiple f/os, how would all the timelines look if displayed together?

⏳ - do you have several timelines in your selfship? if so, describe them. alternatively, do you imagine your selfship in different stages of the relationship?

📖 - what is your s/i's backstory? how does it make them meet your f/o(s)?

💌 - any major changes in your selfship lore over time? if so, compare how it used to be with how it's now.

❤️ - any favourite reoccurring scenario?

💭 - are you more of a "has everything written down" self shipper or a "what happens in my daydreams STAYS in my daydreams" self shipper?

🗃️ - alternatively, do you have tons of s/i lore or just wing it on the spot?

⚔️ - au time! pick an au of your ship that you have thoughts for and talk about it. if you can't decide, pick it randomly.

🎫 - free pass! tell a fun self ship lore fact or just talk about anything of it that comes to mind.

reblog karma is encouraged here! dividers by @/cafekitsune

[fribbitz]

always excited to find another dirkjohn account im so normal about them (lying) ive made a playlist for them and every day im tempted to make another one they're such an interesting combination of like. guy who responds to all of his problems by being a control freak vs guy who responds to all of his problems by going "it is what it is" until it blows up in his face (this is the main blog for my hs sideblog rageknight btw)

I'm officially regarded as a Dirkjohn blog !! I need to bust out the champagne to celebrate or something.

The number one reason I'm a Dirkjohn fan is bc I'm a total sucker for the unstoppable force/immovable object trope and they are just so fun to rotate around in my mind like an apple (my only Homestuck playlist is a Davesprite one, but since I'm a major music nerd I've been considering a Dirkjohn one for ages)

[burstbub]

Is he really your older brother if he somehow always manages to show off?

[dailyluckypatch]

clover and flowey in pjs getting ready for bedtime maybe!

Day 7. Ready for bed

[ask-my-memoir]

It seems ??? is avoiding the question.

【 @dragonvknight / @team-pokefriends 】

Thank you for the ask!