#ferard incorrect quotes

[m4gg0tmold]

Gerard: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Frank: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Gerard: ... Gerard: You mean ring bearER, right? Frank: ... Gerard: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[d3adalien]

Fun Ghoul: Is there a sign we should watch for if something goes wrong?

Party Poison: if I get shot, or scream "fuck."

[witchmd13]

Gerard: on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Frank: [stares at him before giving him a piece of gum]

Gerard, thinking: Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I’ll have a stick. But no, no, no, no, no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

[c0rrect-bands]

Ellen: So I heard you like My Chemical Romance!

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Me, on the brink of tears: Omg Ellen you didn’t.

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*nothing happens*

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Me:

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Ellen: You’re right. I didn’t.

[sky9800]

How my emo fanfictions started

2017: Okay imma read 1 Joshler fic

2018 : *read more then one* OKay 1 Ryden fic and it’s not like I thin they where real

2019: *read more then 1* Ryden way real and the government knows it but hey let me read some Frerard fanfiction

*doesn’t read anything else for a year*

2020: FRERARD

[d3adalien]

XD this is awesome

Frank: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-

Ray, kicking down the door: now what in the FUCK did I just hear?!

Gerard: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone Jack

[incorrect-emos]

Frank: I could strangle you

Gerard: you aren't tall enough

Frank: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

[ifyouseekay468]

Incorrect mcr quote I randomly came up with

*at a mindless self indulgence show*

Gerard: wow look at lynz

Frank: yeah she’s such a badass

Gerard: id totally be into her ya know... if I was straight

Lynz: *kisses a girl on stage*

Frank: ...or if she was straight

Gerard and Frank: *dead silence*

*bursts out laughing*

Frank: come on let’s go make out or some shit,

[d3adalien]

[Party Poison and Kobra Kid talking about Fun Ghoul]

Kobra Kid: Are you into convicted criminals?

Party Poison: Okay, accessory to crime isn't technically the crime itself.

Kobra Kid: It's still a crime.

Party Poison: Is it, though?

Kobra Kid: YES!!!

[d3adalien]

Fun Ghoul: I have the sex appeal of a math book.

Party Poison: I don't know, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me."

Kobra Kid: That was smooth as fuck.

[d3adalien]

Fun Ghoul: I hate it when you're right.

Party Poison: Then don't you hate me all the fucking time then?

Fun Ghoul: No, I kinda like it when you talk about how shitty you are, because then you are wrong.

Party Poison: ......

Kobra Kid: That is the fastest I've ever seen someone go from insulting a person to complementing them, what the fuck-

[d3adalien]

Fun Ghoul: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Party Poison: Alright, bring it in.

Fun Ghoul: Don't fucking touch me!

Kobra Kid: *under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you.

[d3adalien]

Party Poison: Hey, Ghoul! Do you have two tongues in your mouth?

Fun Ghoul: What? No!

Party: Do you want to? ;)

Ghoul: What

Party: What

[d3adalien]

Jet Star: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Party Poison: Nope!

Fun Ghoul: We're two halves of a whole idiot!

[d3adalien]

Party Poison: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Fun Ghoul: Thank you!

Party Poison: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Fun Ghoul: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

[c0rrect-bands]

Ray: Have any of you seen Frank?

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*rat skitters across the floor*

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Gerard: Ah, there he is.