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Brendon: Can we please stop fighting? It's bad for the baby!
Dallon: ...?? Um, what the fuck? What baby?
Brendon: Me
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Brendon: (accidentally closes kitchen cabinet door a little too roughly)
*muffled sound of glasses crashing*
Brendon: ……you hear that sound, Dal?
Dallon: yeah?
Brendon: that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem
#brendon urie#dallon weekes#panic! at the disco#the brobecks#idkhbtfm#i don't know how but they found me
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Frank: I could strangle you
Gerard: you aren't tall enough
Frank: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
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Dallon: *Shrugs* I'll take some Lemonaid
Brendon: Are you sure you don't wanna get lemon- laid? *winks* aha
Dallon: Aren't you like nine?
Brendon: Bitch I'm eleven
#dallon weekes#brendon urie#incorrect quotes#Brallon#panic! at the disco#the brobecks#i don't know how but they found me#idkhbtfm
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Brendon: *Throws leg up on counter*
Dallon: *Continues staring at phone*
Brendon: *clears throat* EH-HEM
Dallon: *glances up* What?
Brendon: *gestures to his skimpy outfit and boots*
Dallon: We get it Bren, you're a slut
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Patrick: Okay... Guys, what color is Pete's shirt?
Joe and Andy: Gray?
Patrick: Now, Pete, what color do YOU think your shirt is?
Pete: *mumbling* ... Dark White...
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Andy: Yeah, we're soulmates! It's like we're so insync that we even finish each other's...
Joe: ...
Joe: ... Uh
Andy: *glares*
Joe: soMBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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Pete: Hey, can you hold this for me?
Pete: *Sticks out fist*
Patrick: Yeah, sure.
Pete: *Unfolds hands and laces fingers with Patrick's and keeps walking normally*
Patrick: ...
Pete: ...
Patrick: ...
Pete: ...
Patrick: This is your hand....
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Patrick: I have an oral exam tomorrow in history, I'm so nervous.
Pete: oral huh ;))
Patrick: *waving dagger around* Had it not been for the laws of this land I would be slaughtered you
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Why Ryan Left Panic #1
Brendon: *at the store with Ryan*
Brendon: *Can't find Ryan who wondered off*
Brendon: I've lost my son, Can I make an announcement?
Counter Guy: *shrugs and hands him the mic*
Brendon: *Gets really close to the mic*
Brendon: *crackly, super loud, defending over the speakers* Goodbye you little shit.
#panic! at the disco#panic!#p!#p!atd#patd#brendon urie#ryan ross#Why panic broke up#rydead#RYDEN#beebo#incorrect quotes#EMO#gay
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Patrick: We're not gay!
Patrick: We're just best friends that sometimes do gay stuff together.
Pete: Ha, I'm not but you are
Patrick: Say that again and I'll put my dick in your butt!
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