#feral zeke

[d0ttt]

Dawnzeke..... 0_0

Dawn protecting feral Zeke! (The Rats proceed to kill him anyway)

-DOT

[cornfields-td-nonsense]

i am unleashing these creechurs into the world. go forth, my children

[forwantofamohawk]

Overall thoughts for Ezekiel's feral arc?

Terrible, awful, no good arc. I've made posts ranting about it being bad before and I haven't changed my mind since. Easily the worst story to happen to a character in all of TD and it's not even close. Unfunny, mean spirited and spiteful writing that didn't even do a good job at being a Gollum reference.

[skylarattblrlol]

Srsly why does Ezekiel have CAKE and a good body here? Do the writers want to be topped or slept on by a green feral thing?

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

The Stranded and The Scaly

Chapter 9

Day 7: We'll work this out.

Geoff paced around on the cave floor, fidgeting with his hair.

"This CANNOT be happening, dude."

His tail whipped around in a panic, Ezekiel made sure to stay out of the way.

"HOW could this even happen, man?!"

Ezekiel sat and thought for a moment.

"Gator in swamp. It bite, you mutate."

Geoff stopped pacing around and sat on the floor with his legs crossed and his tail in his lap. "How am I gonna face Bridgette like this?.. Will she even love me as a mutant?..."

Zeke gave the other boy a sympathetic look.

The blonde sighed and ran his clawed fingers through his messy hair. "I don't think they're coming back for me, man. It's been a whole week."

"Not lose hope."

"Why don't we just do something to get our minds off this? Anything works." Geoff stopped fidgeting with his hair and began to pet his tail.

Ezekiel stood up. "We hunt. I go on land, you take water." He began walking towards his exit to the cave. "Sounds just fine, buddy." Geoff got up and followed close behind.

The way out of the cave was not 'a walk in the park', as one would say.

Geoff did his best to follow Ezekiel as they climbed over rocks and walked through shallow waters. "You know this place like the back of your hand, don't you?" Geoff attempted to make small talk as they ventured out of the cave. "Only some. Other parts are mystery." The smaller mutant grunted in response.

While he was trying to play it off and lie to himself to make the situation seem better, the blonde mutant knew that he was still devastated by this turn of events. All of his life plans were probably canceled, he'd never live a normal life again. He'd never marry Bridgette, and they'd never have kids. Bridgette probably wouldn't want freakish half-mutant babies, anyways.

The worst part about this whole thing, though? If he and Ezekiel were ever rescued, they'd probably spend the rest of their lives in some government facility, being experimented on and monitored. They'd never know privacy again.

Geoff squinted as light shone from the exit of the cave. A few minutes later, and he was standing in the sunlight again, his scales shining under the sun's rays. Man, that felt great. He felt the urge to just lie on a rock somewhere and just soak up all that wonderful warmth... But he and Zeke had things to do, and it wasn't time for another nap.

The pair trekked through the forest, with the taller of the two occasionally brushing branches away from his face so he wouldn't walk into them. They were careful to stay away from the campsite, things wouldn't be very pretty if they were found.

Soon, the pair reached the lake.

Geoff got on his hands and knees to check out his reflection in the water, he gasped at what he saw. His face was a pale green, while the bridge of his nose and the area above his eyebrows was darker and scaly. He gently ran the pads of his fingers along the scales. "This is fuckin' gnarly, and not in the good way."

Zeke patted his ridged back to console him.

Geoff bared his teeth and observed how sharp they were. He gently poked one.

"I mean, it's kinda cool."

Zeke stared at the gleaming, sharp teeth.

"Hunt!!" He grinned.

"Eh? Hunt? You want me to hunt?"

The smaller mutant nodded quickly.

"I guess I could?" Geoff craned his neck down towards the water.

The water rippled as Geoff dunked his face in.

Surprisingly, he was surviving beneath the surface of the water.

He looked around in awe at the fish and plants in the lake.

A curious trout swam towards his face, big mistake.

He snapped his jaws shut around the fish and rose out of the water with a wide grin.

Ezekiel clapped his hands excitedly and gave the blonde a double thumbs-up.

Geoff spat the trout into his hands. "Dudeee!! Did you see that?!" He laughed and knelt down in front of Zeke, dropping the fish in front of him. His tail thumped against the ground to mirror his excitement. Ezekiel grinned. "Swim!"

Geoff grinned and backed up a bit before charging forwards and diving into the lake with a splash. Swimming was unbelievably easy now, since he had a tail to propel himself forwards with and increased lung capacity. Thanks to his sharp gator teeth, he had managed to catch at least five fish, this was surprisingly....fun!

The duo spent a few hours at the edge of the lake, talking, eating, and swimming.

As night fell, they relaxed in the cave. Geoff had given his sleeping bag to Ezekiel, since he couldn't even fit in it anymore. He smiled at how cozy the other boy looked as he laid on his slightly scaly chest.

Geoff's tail wagged slowly as he drifted off to sleep.

Boy, was he grateful to have a buddy.

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[daryascurse]

ooh for the ask game ! zeke's I, M, and R ?? (the way u write him in chl is so... *chefs kiss* but also *feral dog barking noises*)

OOOMG 😍 Always thrilled to poke into the brain of ZEKE JAEGER and see what terrible things we find.

And thank you thank you thank you! I am rotten over him!! With that, as opposed to how I answered Eren’s submission in a modern AU, let’s just do our CHL canonical Zeke with just a few references to that fic to anchor us, lol…

ɴꜱꜰᴡ | ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ + BLANK / AGELESS BLOGS ᴅɴɪ // cw: oral, exhibitionism, brothels; AFAB reader with nongendered pronouns

ALPHABET NSFW ASKS (still open! -- please limit to 3 letters max!)

I for Imagination [What do they fantasize about?]

Since Zeke Jaeger met you, you’ve thoroughly poisoned his mind. He finds himself daydreaming in Warrior meetings, needing to pinch the back of his hands to irritably bring him back to the serious strategic discussions. That’s bad, that’s dangerous, that’s the reason he excuses himself and shoos the shadow of Colt away to have a cigarette alone on the roof. He knows your daily routine, he’s made it his business to learn it, and so he knows he’ll never encounter you hanging laundry on the lines or stooping to pick gathered sheets up in a basket. He still finds himself almost hoping he will. So he smokes, spitting tobacco that gathers behind his lips over the edge of the roof, and thinks about what he’ll do the next time he does run into you, whether the encounter is planned or not. For the length of the cigarette he lets himself imagine more. He thinks of you coming into the Warrior’s meeting room, bowing your head in the learned deference to those honorary Eldians, offering an apology for interrupting – you’re just going to empty the wastebaskets and be on your way. And he imagines rising up, telling you to forget your work, to come over to him. As if Pieck, Porco, Colt, Reiner were absent, as if you’d even had time to close the door, how he would direct you to kneel on the floor before his chair. He would lounge back, examine a paper on the table with a casual glance down his nose and push his glasses up with a single finger. He’d ask Porco some question, holding his gaze with a cool command. And all the while, of course you would know what to do; and even as Porco would blush irritably and snap back his response, your soft pretty hands would be at his pants, letting out his cock and opening your mouth around him. He wouldn’t give any of them, even you, the satisfaction of letting his pleasure show. That would come when he – the War Chief – at last dismissed them, when your whimpers were no longer muffled below the table as you choked on his length. That’s when he would acknowledge you again, sweeping the notes and papers off the table and sitting you on the edge, returning the favor between your thighs with a delicious fervor as you’d make the breathy, keening sounds he loves – And he shakes his head, chuckles a little at himself for even thinking that word. He exhales smoke and screws up his eyes at the sky, changing the fantasy in the last few dregs he can pull out of this cigarette before going back down to cold, sober reality. Instead, rather, he’d have you splayed on your back with the sounds you’re making garbled whimpers of overwhelming stimulation as he fucks you on the table, holding your thigh down to spread your hips wide with one hand and furiously rubbing your clit with the other, a thirsty, satisfied smile on his lips. “You know we had to cut the meeting short because of you? How am I supposed to get anything done with you around?”

M for Moan [What kind of noises do they make? What sounds do they like to hear from their partner?]

Because Zeke is so clever, and knows so insufferably that he’s so clever, sex with him is very verbal. Not that he expects an intelligent discussion from you, but if something crawls into his mind as he lies on the bed and watches you bent between his knees, he’ll just say it. He can tell the rumble of his voice makes you shake, knows how to tease pretty sounds off your tongue when he has you on your stomach and breathes words into your skin. When your mouth is full with him, he knows how to offer and withhold praise to make you moan and choke over his cock. And when his mouth is full of you, hands crawling up your chest, he knows that even offering his own grating groans will make you rush onto his lips. Even if your only reaction is to flush and stammer, getting that little rise out of you is satisfying to him. “You taste like you’re close. Come for me, on my tongue. I want to hear you.”

R for Role Play [What is their role-playing fantasy?]

Zeke doesn’t see any shame in the fact that he’s frequented brothels before, mostly because he’s apathetic about the concept as a whole. He’s left being a customer long behind him, long before the mission to Paradis; but he’s mildly surprised to reflect on the past years and realize that it’s been almost as long since he even just accompanied a fellow Warrior Candidate on an illicit visit to the red light district. When someone – maybe Pieck – presents the suggestion that he should take Colt, he acquiesces easily. It’s mostly out of the same apathy, partially from some curiosity as to how the young man would hold his own (or fail to), and, on an even more minuscule level, from some deep-buried twinge of guilt – that he should let the kid see some fun things in the world. What surprises him, as he leads the nervous Colt through the hallways of an underground apartment that seems much dingier, much more cramped than memory serves, is that you come to mind. That your face is almost superimposed on the woman sitting on a stool and holding her hand out, demanding some payment up front. That your smile is the uncertain, professional curve of lips playing on the mouth of the second woman who opens the door for Colt. He closes the door behind the furiously blushing man and waves away a third woman who dances up to him with hips nothing like yours, and ascends the stairs for a cigarette. He thinks about the skimpy, revealing clothes these women wear, and wonders, with a twist of his mouth and a hardening in his pants, how you would look crawling towards him with heavily lidded eyes and gauzy silks slipping off your frame. “I paid for a private dance. If I don’t get my money’s worth, you’ll have a very unhappy customer on your pretty little hands.”

It’s so funny because I’m really not through enough with work to procrastinate with these (but that’s what tomorrow’s for!!) but I had ideas for CHL I just had to write down which is what fully turned my attention away].

[dogboycolumbo]

[archduke-enver-gortash]

hey ok. i deleted it but it’s gnawing at me. anon who told me that gortash and zeke’s age gap is too big. if you’re still lurking around here i’m really curious about how the fuck you looked at all my posts and were like “…yup that massive age gap is the worst thing about this relationship” huh???

[intiredtea]

INTRODUCING: THE TORTUGA TWINS!!!

Please, for the love of the gods below, click for better image quality.

They travel at the same time.

I figured I've lurked in the fandom long enough. I'll shake off the nerves and post my Tavs!

Zeke is... interesting in his choice of romance. If y'all are ever interested to see his disaster romancing, lemme know. DeeDee is hella yandere for "Prince Wyll" and doodles hearts around his name on her skull carvings.

Zeke and Gale really don't like one another. He is a very picky eater and thinks illusion magic is for chumps.

DeeDee is mortal enemies with Shadowheart. There's only so much eyeliner and mascara to go around and they've gotten into fist fights over using Astarion's mirror in the morning.

[fountainpenguin]

So I'm genuinely curious over how Leonard is one of your favorite characters in the series. In both Pahkitew and RR, he was around for only one episode with his shtick being that he took larpring so seriously that he legit thought they he was a wizard with that mentality being the reason why he was the first to be eliminated in both series.

Yes, and he SOLD IT. I'm a fanfic writer and I'll always fall for the characters who are legitimately fun to write. I would make him a main character in a story any day (and have, and they're some of my faves). I actually use Leonard as my base inspiration for several characters even in my current fanfics because he is THAT strong of a character (to me).

He's a shameless, charismatic sweetheart of a team leader who will grab fast food with you, spill all his secrets, and give you the world unless you mildly inconvenience him, and then he'll instantly swivel to "Wow, I literally do not respect anything about you :)" and I'm in love with it.

Also I'm just gonna say it: I will ALWAYS go for the character who wants to summon a dragon to destroy everyone who's ever wronged him. Leonard is SO conflict avoidant but also he's down for everyone who's ever been mildly rude to him to suffer a horrific death. Do not excuse him from his crimes; we all saw him make multiple attempts to commit murder. Smh.

This is the same guy who throws confetti when he's excited. The duality of man. He WILL dance on your grave.

This is Leonard's actual audition tape. This is what he submitted to the producers. It's him complaining about how someone stole his unicycle. Why did he submit this? Why is he like this? Love him.

(Cnt'd Leonard ramblings under the cut. You will regret this.)

It's the way he chuckles at his friend and takes a moment to clarify that no, he's not made of paper. Like. If his friend asked him to come over and then the follow-up question was "Are you made of paper?" then you know this is someone in Leonard's friend group and you know he was 100% willing to whip out his unicycle and go to his friend's house in his full LARPing gear. He has no fear of judgment, no shame, and he must have incredible balance and I just think that's fun. This boy lives for himself. I love characters who are unapologetically all-in with what they love and who they are.

It's the way he says "I'm making a video" as if he's just... doing something unimportant. WHY did he submit this? He's already set up as this character who brushes off the professional side of the competition in favor of doing whatever the heck he wants, and that's hilarious. The amount of confidence he oozes every time he's onscreen is just... palpable. We know he was canonically bullied in school, but man oh man, that clearly does not stop him. He fears nothing and I fear him.

Most of the characters let Chris push them around because they'll do whatever it takes to move to the next episode and try to win a million dollars. Leonard is ONLY here to play and make friends. He made the active choice to be stubborn and throw away his chance at the money because if he couldn't play the game his way (in character) then he didn't want to play at all. And that is so interesting.

Look at his bedroom. Look at how into this aesthetic he is. He's heating a cauldron on an electric burner. He's got candles. He's got scrolls and a crystal ball. He's got so many books. He LOVES what he does and he's unapologetic for it. He's so authentic and pure and good and I love him for it.

Leonard runs around in his full-on robes, his fake beard, and... converse shoes. He's committed to the outfit in so many ways but he needs comfy shoes to be happy and I respect that.

Look how cute he is... his body language is just. fun. Just stands there all smiles while his girlfriend throws confetti. Having a fantastic day.

Then that next scene where Tammy keeps throwing confetti on him and he just stands there with his eyes pinched shut and he's trying not to hurt her feelings is... super cute.

Leonard brings a "Let's have a good attitude and be loyal and friendly" vibe to the team that Dave specifically cannot stand. Every single other person on that team liked Leonard. Dave is just mean.

Leonard's first interaction with Dave was walking up to him and trying to cleanse him of evil, which is so funny to me. Dave is "the normal guy," Max was sitting right next to him and just gave his spiel about how evil he was, and Leonard took one look at Dave, who was sitting there and doing nothing, and said "No, THIS is the one who needs cleansing." Absolutely savage (and he was right).

His parachute failed. Everyone else is screaming. Leonard shows no fear. Tries to save himself with magic. He has a whole spell book. Went straight for the wing spell. Still falling to his doom. Just chilling. His commitment to the bit is unparalleled and I love him.

Leonard's super compassionate, I think... Threw himself in front of Dave and ordered him to crawl to safety, then grabbed a weapon and readied himself to face his enemies. Leonard is way more dramatic than he needs to be, but you can tell he's super loyal because he's willing to put himself in the line of fire for others. For no reason.

We know Leonard watched the OG Total Drama series, because he grabs a pipe, whips it above his head, and tells Chef to "go back to the shadows of Wawanakwa." Sure, we can assume most of the contestants watched the previous series before they auditioned, but I appreciate it for Leonard specifically because he really looked at this show and said "Yes, this is a smart place for me to go LARPing." Considering how he threw in the towel in episode 2, refusing to break character, I think he watched the previous episodes and thought he would meet like-minded nerds rather than compete for money. He wanted to make friends :(

Leonard gets a bad rap for being bullied and unlikable, but like... he's SO charismatic. He's a natural leader who speaks up when he has ideas. Sugar, Ella, and Beardo are all over him immediately. Sky turns to him and asks him to take charge and when Leonard suggests linking arms and chanting in order to build a tower, Sky and Shawn are among those who cheer. Episode 1 Leonard was everybody's sweetheart <3

Leonard's not "the weird kid nobody likes." He's the flippin' team leader. And he did exactly what he promised to do, which was lead the team to build a wizard's tower (It's not his fault he didn't expect a moose stampede to knock it down).

Dave is a GROUCH in episode 1 and straight-up mocked the tower in front of Leonard, and Leonard is still all smiles and love and hugs. You can NOT fight Leonard's commitment to purity and sweetness. You will lose. I love him so much.

Leonard is SO silly. He keeps getting in so many risky situations and walking away unscathed, and every single time he's like, "Yeah, I was fine because I'm awesome." I just think he's fun.

Leonard is just so ??? /gestures. He climbs on rocks and stands on them. Just because he can. He just kinda... touches things. And plays. Loves telling stories. Loves having fun.

It's the way that all his teammates are complaining about how they had to sleep on rocks last night, and Leonard rolls his eyes with a massive smirk on his face and says "Pfft. I levitated all night." Like. Why is he committing to this? He makes me laugh.

[It's the same subtle sass he flings around in R-Race when he has no trouble riding his camel and others are struggling. It's so uncalled for. He's just sassy sometimes.]

It's the way that Ella confuses even Leonard. Why is Leonard SO into his LARPing characterization but he still just... stares at Ella like he doesn't "get" her? He does this multiple times. They are not on the same wavelength. They do not vibe. It's SO funny to me because you would expect those two to adore each other, but... Ella likes being his cheerleader and Leonard's just kinda... not into it.

It's the way Leonard gets flattered when Sugar compliments him and then glares at Dave when Dave comes out swinging with his unrestrained Leonard hatred. Leonard doesn't get snippy with him. Ever. Even when Dave literally screams in his face that he thinks Leonard is useless. Leonard doesn't bat an EYE. Doesn't flinch. Just stares him down. Leonard never snaps, but always puts up with it... that character type always speaks to me. idk man. There's something about characters who simmer in silence, especially when you know how wild they can be, that always hooks me.

It's the way that Leonard has his little hand symbol that he keeps using over and over. Leonard was MADE to be eliminated early, that's his entire purpose in the show... he IS cannon fodder, but I think it's cute that he still had his own special body language.

It's the way Leonard was so shocked that he was in the bottom two on elimination night. It's the way he curled up, hugging himself and pleading to not be chosen. I just think he's cute. It's the way Leonard, who is SO TALL, gets thrown over Chef's shoulder like a sack of potatoes and Leonard just kinda... wails and stretches his arm back towards the campfire. He's baby.

Listen, I know his final act was attempted murder but he's innocent, your honor. Yes, I know he also tried to commit murder in R-Race but I demand you free my man. He did nothing wrong.

My favorite characters are the ones that are fun to write and/or practically write themselves. You get one taste of Leonard and that's all you need. He ingrains himself in your mind. You can have him do anything you want and you're right. That's the best kind of character when you're writing fanfics.

This one's probably not going to show up well, but here's a screenshot from my 'fic "The Story Where Courtney Takes Feral Zeke to Prom" (dA title; "Precious" on FFN)

He's just. Leonard. He is SO funny. Just delightful.

Leonard can be swayed to do anything as long as it's fun. And he's a charismatic leader who can sway others to play along with him, especially in a post-elimination fanfic. He is bubbly and full of adventurous spirit, and once you put him back in a non-competitive environment where everyone's a little bit bored and looking for ways to stay entertained at the elimination station, there's no doubt in my mind that everyone would love him again.

He's NICE. He's FUN. This kid knows how to research. He knows how to reach out to people. He'll fight for you. He'll throw himself in the line of fire for you. He just wants to play and be your friend. He's a charismatic sweetheart and I like him. You will never write yourself into a corner as long as you have Leonard in the vicinity. He's too big and loud and will fight anything.

I adored Leonard so much already, and then R-Race drops and we find out he has a girlfriend?? And they met when they were stuffed inside the same locker?? And they absolutely adore each other?? His only critique about Tammy is that she throws too much confetti on his head?? Incredible, 10/10. Nowhere else can I get this character. When will I ever be this funny.

Seriously I cannot emphasize enough how much I love the Leonard/Tammy ship. They are SO in tune with each other. They just straight-up arrived to R-Race in full LARP gear sipping sodas. What. Right out of the gate, sets them up as the silly beans they are. You can instantly feel how much better Leonard vibes with Tammy than he did with Ella. Love that for him.

Leonard and Tammy just... love to play. They ran around the airport throwing confetti at people. That is a thing they actually did. Why are they like this. You just know their relationship is so, so good and healthy and they adore each other. When Tammy got eliminated, her first reaction was to cast a time reversal spell, which is the SAME THING Leonard did when he got eliminated in TD. I love them.

Leonard went after the outcasts in his attempts to make alliances. He went for the adversity twins and for Crimson and Ennui. Ugh. I love that. He knew nothing about them except "those are the ones who are going to struggle to have allies." He's so good.

Also, shout out to the R-Race animators for keeping Leonard's special hand gesture exactly the same in R-Race as it was in TD. That's my boy.

And if you're still not swayed, you gotta keep in mind that my niche when these seasons were airing was in writing post-elimination 'fics, told from the POV of the character first eliminated in each cast. Getting to the elimination area early cements you as "the guy who knows what's going on." Beardo was out first and he wasn't a talker, so Leonard slid right in there. Beardo's super introverted... but Leonard? Oh my goodness gracious, if you've never tried writing Leonard then you have no idea how useful to the narrative he is.

I LOVED the dynamic I wrote between those two in Beatin' Path. They instantly fell in as BFFs, because Beardo was super shy but would go along with anything Leonard wanted to do, because Leonard's charisma is off the charts and he is GOOD at making things fun. Leonard was very good at including Beardo in his play. Beardo is so good at being the sound effects hype man. They just... loved it. Had a blast. They were having fun, so I was having fun. That's the best kind of fanfic.

Look at my sons...

Look at them... They're the worst.

I love Leonard. He's so nuts.

So part of the charm IS the fact that he got out early (twice!!) and had an extremely charismatic personality. He only wants to play, so when you put him in a non-competitive environment where he is free to play, then he THRIVES.

I just play him as this super accepting, kindhearted character who wears every emotion on his sleeve. He will tell you all his secrets. Leonard has no shame. Here's one of my favorite scenes from a late chapter I never posted. This is quintessential Leonard vibes to me:

Beardo can be going through the worst possible thing and Leonard is just so charming and charismatic that it's hilarious. I love him.

?? Leonard is Unapologetically Leonard. I am so in love with his... bizarre interactions. I know I'm posting a lot, but I just have so many things I love:

I just ??? love him. He's simultaneously out of touch with reality and living in his dream LARPer world but he'll also grab sodas with you. He's so good.

One of my worldbuilding details in my Total Drama 'fics was that cartoon physics were very real, but I did it in a silly way. Everyone had one specific "gift" that they grew into during puberty (and Cody giving Beth "the Talk" about this was the subject of my one-shot "Of Ants and Cartoon Physics").

Leonard's gift was that he had an inventory and I also wrote him as a kleptomaniac. And it was SO fun. I LOVE Leonard.

Like, I just wrote Leonard picking up random things and putting them in his sleeves. Sometimes he'd just put mice in his shirt and they would go into the void. He was the only character who had an inventory. He ran around with knives. It was lots of fun.

On a side note, the biggest reason why I stopped working on my R-Race elimination story (Lions Under Palm Trees) wasn't lack of time or passion, but... there's an entire arc about Junior hitting puberty and coming into his cartoon physics gift, which was generating extreme amounts of static electricity. I LOVE what I did with it, but I just kept dwelling on my 'fic and getting nervous that I had taken it too far beyond canon and people would be weirded out, especially since I was already making my POV characters two people the fandom had no love for.

Technically the gifts I gave characters match things that happen in canon (ex: Heather's gift was that she has retractable nail-claws, which she actually did in the New York episode of World Tour). Zeke's gift was that he's immune to food poisoning, which iirc was based on his character interview where he explains that he has a strong stomach, combined with the fact that it's implied he's had to live off raw rats in World Tour and possibly other seasons too. So my things were based in canon... I just felt like people would be turned off that there was SO. MUCH. of that kind of stuff in this 'fic. It kind of took over the plot and I just couldn't decide if that was the vibe.

But I'd go back to my Leonard 'fics in a heartbeat if I had the time. There are some NASTY hard-hitting moments in there and I love them so much. Leonard is an angel. I mean he's the worst but I love him. Topher is a menace. Tammy makes bad choices. Ugh. I love it.

I love Leonard...

[elronds-pointy-ears]

[noahtally-famous]

man I rlly hope Ezekiel’s parents don’t watch total drama bc can you imagine what they must have gone through?

watching their son get booted first in both seasons he participated in (technically second in world tour but we all saw Chris hurl him out of the plane to “set an example” and Duncan quitting doesn’t count bc it was voluntary), then see neither hair nor hide of him for half of the season only to find out he’s been staying in the cargo hold and growing slowly feral and less human with every passing day. then he’s used as a gag trick for two separate challenges and tranquilized and in a cage like a bloody animal. then in the finale, he’s basically unrecognizable and falls into a volcano.

after that, he’s only mentioned in snippets, affected by the radioactivity of the island and has turned into a mesh of an animalistic creature, and is far from the human boy who left his sheltered home all those months ago.

a home he never returns to. a boy who’ll never be one again.

[cornfields-td-nonsense]

yeah methinks i would like to know what happened on the hunting trips

Ah, yes, the elusive overnight hunting trips Patrick Miller would routinely take his son on, starting on his 13th birthday. As for what happened on them...

Ever watched Moral Orel?

...okay, kidding, nothing happened that was THAT bad. (if you know you know.)

Basically, little thirteen-year-old Zeke really didn't want to kill animals. He was fine eating them, he knew that his parents would kill the animals they ate or sold and was fine with that, but he'd never actually done the act himself before. And he was extremely hesitant.

So, naturally, Patrick gave him time to get used to this difficult topic, and explained how the animals didn't suffer and how death is part of life-

Lol just kidding that's what a GOOD father might do.

What Patrick actually did was set up a trap to catch a rabbit, then sit little barely-teenage Zeke outside and not let him inside the tent until he'd killed it. Even when it got cold. Even when the sun went down. Even when it rained.

And this happened every single time Zeke hesitated or complained about not wanting to kill animals. Every. Single. Time. Oh, and when that didn't seem to work, briefly letting his son into the tent only to scream at him appeared to do wonders for Patrick.

The idea was to get Zeke in a situation where he'd no longer have qualms about killing animals out of desperation. He was having shelter and sleep withheld, so it would be worth it to get those back.

So in the present, Zeke is able and willing to kill, as long as his body is in Survival Mode.

Now... remember the cargo hold?

Remember the rats?

[azzyzazzy]

I hope in season 2 of total drama island 2023 we at least see a cameo of the older contestants from gen 1.

[br1ghtestlight]

stuck in the kitchen with you is a really good episode. great episode for bob and louise's relationship and i love zeke hanging out with the belcher kids and having fun together :) bob being so patient with louise when she was purposefully screwing up everything he is SUCH A GOOD DAD i can imagine him doing the same when they were younger!!!!! he didnt want to hurt her feelings and him apologizing to her and purposefully saving the marshmallow thing for her so that she could do it bcuz she was so excited even when he was angry <33 also i love bosco any episode with him is a delight he is such a FREAK

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I made a tier list

I can elaborate if you want but otherwise I’ll just leave this here