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do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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Sweet, free printer

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“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

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stop it charles

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A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us

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god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

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u kno wat fuck college

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so i have a cat now

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*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”