#feral geralt

[geraskierficrecs]

Anarchy Update!

Enjoy a new chapter here.

Teaser:

Jaskier had never been a religious man.  He had no time for distant deities or shadowed leaders seated upon some gilt throne.  They had no interest in the cruelties of the world nor of writing any wrongs.

But here, here in their bed, he thought he saw the divine in the warm glow of Geralt’s bare skin in the moonlight.  A brightness purer than any stained glass window in the long strands of his hair. There was sacrilege in the bruises left in the shapes of teeth and touch, healing even now for Jaskier to repaint once more. It left Jaskier’s knees aching for the opportunity to bow before the god in human flesh.

Geralt shifted, looking over his shoulder as though he had no idea the effect he had on a mere mortal.  His eyes flashes inhumanly bright, reflecting the firelight in the corner and Jaskier’s heart gave a painful lurch.

He wanted to reach out, to touch, but something kept him pinned in place.  Words tangled in his throat and he fought to free them.

“You’re dreaming,” his Witcher murmured, voice soft and raspy with sleep.

I’m not, Jaskier tried to say, but nothing escaped.  I’m here with you.  I’m—

[geraskierfanficprompts]

This is my favorite art in the entire world and I need more people writing geralt like this he's just a silly lil guoy underneath all the grump and trauma! Let him lick his bard and growl at leaves!

😵‍💫. scribbles of feral Geralt or maybe just potions gone wrong Geralt, you decide

[ID several messy sketches of feral black-eyed Geralt and an exasperated Jaskier. Geralt bites Jaskier’s cheek in a friendly way, he carries Jaskier over his head as he runs around, he buries his face in Jaskier’s chest hair and purrs as Jaskier says “yeah, yeah everybody loves the chest hair”. In the center Jaskier looks tired and exasperated with Geralt as Geralt sniffs and squeezes him. To the right Geralt licks Jaskier’s cheek and Jaskier says “ewwwwwww Geralt!. Geralt stands protectively in front of Jaskier growling fiercely as Jaskier tiredly says “that’s a leaf Geralt” and lastly Geralt sits right next to Jaskier and stares intensely at him as Jaskier tries to eat his dinner. End ID]

[whumpypepsigal]

The Witcher s03e03: “[Your mother] loved you the best she could. To save you, she had to let you go.”—“This can’t have been the only choice.”

[roskuil]

The best version of the witcher is the very specific one rattling inside my brain.

And that is very cool & sexy of my top organ to do.

[peyton-warren]

Omg. This is perfect. So perfect.

Lambert (and a few other witchers*) hazing jaskier his first winter at kaer morhen. They make fun of his singing, how he isnt as strong as them, his ridiculous fashion choices.

Jaskier: knock it off you Neanderthals

Lambert: *getting in jaskiers face.* What are you gonna do about it, pretty boy? You gonna cry?

Jaskier: does THIS answer your question!?

Jaskier: GEERRRALLLLTTTT 😭😭😭they are being mean to me!!! 😭😭😭

Geralt comes storming into the great hall, fury in his eyes, a deep growl turning into a roar when he sees how upset jaskier is.

Jaskier: *smirking behind geralt as the other witchers go pale, realizing their mistake*

*to be clear my darling sweet boy eskel was not involved in bullying.*

[lassieposting]

Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

[hannibard]

[lefttoesucker]

Uhhhhh

You'll never believe who found ANOTHER pair of gays to fixate on

This is rushed, unfinished and I'm not too happy with how it came out but hey it's whatever at this point

[headcanonthings]

Geralt, pushing Jaskier behind him: The Bard meant no disrespect.

Jaskier, looking directly into a local lord’s eyes: No, I absolutely did.

[hngryazn]

Was inspired by a fic written by the lovely @mistertiberius called "What Is Meant To Be (Always Finds A Way)" and I just had to draw this delightfully gruesome scene 🤭

(Edited: I realized I forgot the sword oops so I just added it in)

[geraskierficrecs]

Anarchy Update!

New chapter here.

Teaser:

The man’s lips curled into a sneer. “I should have known better than to believe the cops wouldn’t fuck this up.”

“You’re the reason they came early,” Lambert said, connecting the dots. 

“I told them what they needed to know—that I wanted him out of my house.  It’s bad for business.”

“Did Havoc tell you anything useful?” Eskel asked. “Who he was working for?”

Louie’s expression turned calculating. “I don’t give out information for free.”

The callousness in his words felt like a tuning fork against the rage growing within him. 

Silently, Geralt reached for the leather shoulder holster that carried the sidearm he’d brought just in case. It was a comforting wait in his hands. Violet eyes tracked the movement, but the rest of the group remained focused on the  informant. 

Until Geralt shot Louie in the knee.

[thedemonofcat]

When Geralt gets turned into a literal white wolf, Jaskier decides to say fuck it and go full feral and live in the woods with Geralt.

It’s take about a week for Yennefer to find them

[0dde11eth]

[whumpypepsigal]

you would have to sedate me i’m sorry

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 112

Jaskier is like any other harpy, in his own humble opinion, except perhaps, Jaskier was a much better singer. He had a lovely voice. He was the best singing harpy around, in his opinion. Jaskier finds a tasty meal one day. Fresh flesh, and he partakes in the feast. He's shocked nearly into an early moult when a large lumbering figure of a man prowls toward him, with beautiful white hair, though sadly no feathers.

Jaskier likes admiring the man, and tells the man as such. The man sighs, but Jaskier caught a smirk, Jaskier knows what he saw. "I'm afraid I'm here for your meal." Jaskier huffs and flaps his wings with annoyance. A pity the sexy man was taking his food. The man takes his meal and goes to walk away, but pauses, and rips off a leg of the beast, throwing it to Jaskier. Jaskier catches it in his talons, and sings as he flutters about in the air. What a lovely, kind, perfect, beautiful man! Jaskier decides to follow after him. Perhaps he'll get more food, and more smirks that way! Surely the beautiful man wouldn't possibly mind.

[curious-trickster]

I love it when Jaskier is able to save Geralt, whether that be by sheer dumb luck and some guts or by immense skill like with people. Just anytime they both save the other is such a good time in my opinion.

How do you feel about it? Are you a Jaskier is the only damsel in distress or do you like them to switch off being the damsel in distress?

*Asks are sent for fun, no pressure to answer.

Oh gods, I LOVE competent/feral Jaskier, you have no idea.

I just think that there's so much potential for hilarious moments to ensue whenever someone makes Jaskier a little more dangerous than you expect him to be.

I think it's much more realistic to have Jaskier actually be able to defend himself from danger, seeing as he does travel across the continent on his own sometimes. Add in the experience he gets over the years from traveling with Geralt and you have a Bard that actually knows how to fight.

I take a lot of joy picturing Geralts disgruntled but reluctanty flustered face whenever Jaskier comes to his rescue or the small pleased smile he can't fight down whenever he sees Jaskier give back as good as he gets in a fight, surprising everyone around him because they assumed the Bard dressed in fancy clothing to be all talk with no real skill and Jaskier just flattened them.

Jaskier's face whenever he notices Geralts reaction is all smug and pleased, he can't help making some quips about it or sauntering up to Geralt, teasingly asking him if he liked the show, feeling even more pleased when Geralts face turns red in a deep blush that surprises both of them.

Like imagine them looking like this: