#feral behaviour

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Things I’ve done at school

Wrote a horror piece for a creative writing test and had to be pulled out by the school counsellor for a mental health check

Ran after kids making assorted animal noises when they pulled the legs off lizards.

During a test I cut up the working out paper to make a short book about poop. This happened often.

I had a hyperfixation on pigs so every time we got a creative writing assignment I wrote about pigs. The teacher banned me from writing about pigs so I wrote about boars instead.

Accidentally threw a metal baseball bat at my teacher and hit her in the shin

Sticky taped a piece of cheese to a tree to try catch a rat

Brought bugs the classrooms (numerous times for numerous reasons some purposeful others by accident )

Made rude finger out of blocks in year three. Teacher was not impressed.

Collected rubbish for my collection and kept it in the classroom (in my own space)

Stabbed myself with a led pencil

Taught conservative Christian kids how to swear

The skibidi toilet/brony/lin Manuel Miranda/roblox/peter griffin death pose/bakudeku Romeo and Juliet mpreg English projects.

[spaceboxingpsycho]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ALT ROCK LEON KENNEDY ES LETS C GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spidervision]

i feel i can finally rest easy now i have tickets to the eras tour!!

lol not really i’m feeling way more feral now than before ahahahahahaha

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

I really shouldn’t be surprised that The Inheritance was an anti-capitalist story XD it was pretty obvious as SOON as she wouldn’t let them delete the money

However doesn’t make it any less good

And I really wasn’t expecting to get teary over Valerie saying goodbye to her mum, especially since I was out and walking about as I heard it but damn it it got me

Not QUITE as powerful as the 10Donna adventures, the Time Reavers one in particular is such a banger and that actually had me crying in the tube station

But still really good, hell of a story. And 11’s VOICE ACTOR! I forget it’s NOT Matt it’s brilliant and definitely makes me nostalgic 🥹 even though I’m currently in 11’s era it still… feels some kind of way

Also the WAY SHE WAS USING CLARA TO BARGAIN AND IT FELT LIKE FOR A SECOND HE WAS TEMPTED, BUT NO THAT’S NOT WHAT THE DOCTOR DOES

He wasn’t going to let another girl die while chasing the ghost of the one before.

[firehandlerfred]

Listen listen listen.

I LIVE for the "are you alright?" From the battered and bruised character

The fact that even though they are thrashed, In a body bag almost,

Their first instinct being to look out for their loved one, to check if it wasn't in vain, that they suffered so that no one else should, I am LIVING

Sorry it's 1 A.M. and I am too close to writing fanfiction on a fucking notepad

[chaoticneutraltor]

[gabby-i-guess]

Today I had the misfortune of watching my colleague finish a sentence, take a hot chip, dip it in sauce, dip it straight into a dish of straight up chili flakes, and then eat it.

She didn't even flinch.

I can't decide if I'm terrified, impressed, or just a little turned on...

[shesmore-shoebill]

emotional rollercoaster of amanda + angela revealing they apparently went to dinner together yesterday, immediately making jokes about it with angela going "Yeah we WENT TO DINNER, because AMANDA has friends. She has a HUSBAND you sickos-" and amanda immediately like "and we KISSED the whole time we didnt even FINISH THE FOOD" and angela, horrified going "DONT TELL THEM THAT, THEY'RE GONNA WET THEMSELVES AND RUN WITH IT-" while amanda keeps doubling down akfjgksjgksgjjsjfjejgjdjjgjdjfjjfjshf. angela rightfully making fun of feral amangela shipping extremely fair but also godddd AMANDA plEASE.

[mystiffox]

i haven't stopped thinking about him so i did screencap edits. please enjoy all these feral!fords (but you can see it as vampire ford too, whichever fits your palate :))

i just think he's neat

[lumoctopus]

the bridge saga with pangi is so fucking funny

it has triggered so many people (the builders)

it is the perfect mix of harmless and highly irritating

someone needs to make a compilation of people losing it every time a bridge is added

[tonydaddingham]

oh my god but crowley didn't fully believe that whatever he was idly toying with confessing at the ritz was gonna work, did he? he impatiently looked at his watch, flumped into the chair after stress-tidying the shop - not because the metatron had dragged aziraphale away, but because when aziraphale eventually comes back, and crowley manages to ferry him off to the ritz, crowley wasn't yet sure whether he should say the unspoken thing. he was still weighing up the idea, was debating whether or not he should. because here's the thing - crowley hadn't cottoned on.

he hadn't worked out what the dance meant. the lingering touches. the longing glances that he thought he might have caught in the corner of his eye, but couldnt be sure. maggie and nina came to talk to him, and he was nonchalant and dismissive and brushed off what they were saying because crowley doesn't want his vulnerability seen. he wasn't even sure that a confession would actually work - so don't encourage him, because what if aziraphale doesn't feel the same way? what if giving voice to it is still too fast?

but they seem to think that aziraphale feels some kind of way about him... so maybe, actually, he should? he should say something, he should tell aziraphale how he feels, oh god he should take this spark of bravery and fan it into an inferno... because that glimmer of hope, buried within, that aziraphale won't reject him is burning a little brighter.

so he decided to take the leap, to confess then and there, because that little flicker of courage is so delicate, and it has to be coaxed into a flame, and if he doesnt do it now, he won't ever feel he can. "if i don't start talking now, i won't ever start talking". he wasn't set on confessing at the ritz, only considering that if anything was going to be said it should happen there. he went out to the bentley, after handing maggie and nina back to their reality, to put Their Song on the deck - it might help! - and then came back nervous and excited and impatient and terrified. but the girls said that they never say what they're really thinking, and what crowley's thinking is that he ought to say something, but doesn't know if he should.

but crowley took the leap, decided to just do it whilst he's still got a grasp on that conviction and bravery. and is smacked back with the shock and repulsion of being offered restoration, the heartbreak that aziraphale does reciprocate what he does, but only if he's an angel again. only if he goes back. only if only if only if. he doesn't hear what aziraphale actually means, doesnt think about what aziraphale is actually trying to say to him - that aziraphale does want him, does love him, does want to be with him, just as he is, but it can only happen if they're safe, working from the inside to change things so they can be safe - because all he can think is that maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all. took the leap, and found out all over again what it is to fall.

[wlwscreaming]

someone’s feeling horny on main today🤨

[awkward-fink]

Waiting for them to come home

Just imagining you are waiting for them to come home, for the love of your life, your hubby, your boyfriend, your best bud and mate to come home again after a mission. And he is way overdue, like, the date he had given you is gone by now, two days, three days over and you wait. You barely leave the house, you have a warm meal ready to be served, a slowcooked meal that you only need to warm up to have ready, the bed is freshly made and clean, the house cleaned (even those pesky corners underneath the table). And you wait.

You fall asleep on the Couch every night, listening for the frontdoor to squeak, or a key to slink into the hole.

You fall asleep as he finally comes home, too exhausted from worrying to wake up.

Price would smile at you, shaking his head as he tries to be silent, footfalls heavy on the carpet as he toes of his boots and sets down his gear, before coming closer to the couch. He would stroke over your hair gently, thumb tracing along your cheek. When you do not wake, he will so very carefully pull you into his arms, blanket and all, and carry you up the stairs into your shared bed. He will take a shower first though before joining you in bed, holding you close through the night.

Ghost, is as silent as his namesake, footsteps making no noise as he closes in on your still form on the couch. He stares at you for minutes, drinking in your sleeping and relaxed form before leaning down to press his forehead to yours for a second, waiting to see if you wake up. But you dont, so he lifts you into his arms and carries you upstairs. Will not take a shower, just wants to be with you, so he lays you on top of his chest, arms crossed over your back as you sleep on, your forehead against his neck. He can feel your heartbeat, your warmth seeping into his bones as he relaxes slowly.

Gaz will gently set down his gear and kneel in front of the couch, observing your sleeping form with tenderness for a few minutes. He will reach out, gently shaking your shoulder to wake you up. 'Darling, wake up. Come on, couch will give you a bad ache in your neck, come on get up'. Is persistent to wake you until you are blinking blearily at him. Will help you up the stairs towards the bedroom and slide underneath the covers with you, as he had already showered at base so he could keep you in his arms right from the start. Will be asleep in minutes with you, curled along your back as a big spoon, his face pressed into your hair.

Soap, is not as silent as he wants as he enters the apartment, gear thunking to the floor as he curses out the corner of the doorframe he always bumps into. Finds you asleep on the couch and doesnt think much about carrying you up the stairs or waking you up. He will simply flop right on top/beside you, cuddling close, kissing your forehead as he shimmies and shifts with you, until you are both wedged over, against and into the couch in a knot of human limbs and cozy blankets. Will be asleep in seconds, snoring softly into your ear. You will both wake up with aching limbs but warm.

[imrllytootiredforthis]

OMG CY IMMTHINKING thinking about fucking soobie or seungmin (cause those are both my biases) with a dildo that squirts fake cum, you'd be fucking them ofc and they'd be unaware, then before they cum you yk idk push the button or smth and "cum" in them and they squirt☹️☹️ idek like it was a bit inspired by you and that other person talking about having a dick🤲🏾

no bc i might be a tiny little bit obsessed with breeding and cumplay-like😵‍💫 (i am sincerely sorry for my filthy thoughts)

fucking them with one of those, them completely unaware of the fact. as loud as they usually are, clutching at your shoulders and trying to pull you in for a kiss, threading their fingers through yours because they wanna feel close to you so bad.

legs shaking, whimpering out incomprehensible nonsense from how fucked dumb they are.

until they're about to cum.

"Deeper-deeper, please fuck me deeper, i need it!"

the smirk curling at your lips, with a particular harsh thrust and a significantly loud gasp they're clawing at your back. "want me further in you? want me fucking you full of me, of my cum? wanna be full of my babies? huh-make you a mommy?"

they'd probably lose they're fucking mind at your little 'surprise', cumming harder than they've ever in their entire life. eyes crossing, watering, crying, back arching, clutching at you, trying to stay sane as you fill them up.

they'd watch so closely too when you pull out. watching, going completely hard again at the sight of it leaking out of them, using their fingers to push it back in, or even better, your fingers to fuck it back in. perhaps using it as lube to finger them until they cum one more time. even as they'd whine all the while, deliriously telling you to be careful, not wanting to waste a single drop of it.

putting a plug in afterwards to keep everything inside, they could go about their entire day like this, feeling warm and horny. knowing that they're filled to the brim with your love.

[thehannibalextendeduniverse]

bringing these two gifs back because Mads randomly biting Hugh's arm is one of my favourite things ever and it's 3am for me so, look at these two.

also if anyone has links to the original videos these were from, PLEASE share. i need them.

[r-biter]

I say this with love and sincerity but i don't get people who stan charecters in svsss in like a 'moral superiority' way because i'm trying hard to think of a main charecter who isn't when viewed objectively a Huge Cunt and i'm genuinely getting a blank.