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lazyscience · 11 hours ago
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How much of a cut do you think Elon is getting from the "savings" he's making? Because you know he is. You KNOW he is. That's another part of why he's got these stupid kids - remember him out there on X and legacy media in front of God and everyone posting about how he was looking for "young people willing to work 70+ hours unpaid" to further the goals of DOGE? He literally called them "revolutionaries?" He was looking for people he didn't have to fucking pay who were doing it for "glory" so he wouldn't have to share, because he's That Bitch.
Meet "Big Balls," whose government (ha ha) name is Edward Coristine. A 19 year old Neuralink intern with no security clearances, now in possession of millions of peoples' employment histories, banking and tax return information! (banking-if you've ever asked for your refund by direct deposit, the databases they're pillaging probably have it)
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This is all very normal, extremely how a serious government conducts essential business.
“WIRED has identified six young men—all apparently between the ages of 19 and 24, according to public databases, their online presences, and other records—who have little to no government experience and are now playing critical roles in Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) project, tasked by executive order with “modernizing Federal technology and software to maximize governmental efficiency and productivity.” The engineers all hold nebulous job titles within DOGE, and at least one appears to be working as a volunteer. The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. None have responded to requests for comment from WIRED. Representatives from OPM, GSA, and DOGE did not respond to requests for comment.”
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover
This is insane. These children can’t even rent a car.
Why aren’t Democrats at Defcon 1? Honestly. I don’t understand why this is happening and there isn’t a loud and forceful response from the opposition. Schumer is droning on about the price of tomatoes, while these unvetted kids are installing root kits, for fuck’s sake.
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dreams-of-mutiny · 6 days ago
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Formulaic chaos, quantum wheels spin false light. Echoes of data scream in neural storms—voids masked as gods. Lattices of greed hum like dying stars, fractals of decay. Oxygen choked by satellites, dreams compressed into bytes. Nodes flicker, a hologram of Mars we never touch.
Metaverse of ambition, barren syntax of flesh. Unborn ideas trapped in server racks, their silence deafens. Specters of profit warp the skyline into black glass towers. Kaleidoscope futures shatter on the altar of ego's flame.
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dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me · 1 year ago
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mimolettemeow · 14 days ago
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I'm back (again)
I'm seriously thinking about leaving mainstream medias, especially considering how submissive most have become to FElon Trump (or Donald Musk I'm not sure).
At this point Twitter, Instagram etc are just far right propaganda tools, they started removing all kinds of moderation against hate of all kinds, and doing nothing against sexbots and MAGA people, and I just don't want to give FElon Musk or Mark Suckerberg my data and money anymore.
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theluigiguy · 2 years ago
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when Twitter's own website breaks because of its own stupid API change
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viking-illustrator · 10 days ago
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Oh I hate. I hate so much of.
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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gonkdoll · 4 days ago
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dreams-of-mutiny · 6 days ago
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Fórmulas de caos, ruedas cuánticas giran falsas luces. Ecos de datos gritan en tormentas neuronales—vacíos disfrazados de dioses. Latices de codicia zumban como estrellas moribundas, fractales de descomposición. Oxígeno ahogado por satélites, sueños comprimidos en bytes. Nodos parpadean, un holograma de Marte que nunca tocamos.
Metaverso de ambición, árida sintaxis de carne. Utopías no nacidas atrapadas en racks de servidores, su silencio ensordece. Sombras de lucro deforman el horizonte en torres de vidrio negro. Kaleidoscopios del futuro se rompen en el altar de la llama del ego.
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gonkdoll · 3 months ago
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Currently, only 4.1% out of 69,133 think otherwise...
Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
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seva-khusid · 13 days ago
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Well, Americans, it was nice knowing you
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black-fist-order · 18 days ago
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THIS WAS ON A FRIEND’S PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:
That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought "Fine."
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, "Okay."
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, "No problem."
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, "Not an issue."
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care, you exclaimed, "He sure knows me."
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: “‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.” You said, "That's cool!"
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, "Well, who has time?"
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, "That makes sense."
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, "Yes!"
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, "What a great guy!"
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, "Thumbs up!"
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, "That's the way I want my President to be."
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating and you have said, "What a genius!"
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, "That's smart!"
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, "That makes sense."
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, "falling in love" with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, "That's statesmanship!"
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas - he explains that they’re just “animals” - and you say, “Well, OK then.”
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
What you don't get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also...hear me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
- Adam-Troy Castro
(To all who agree with its content, I ask that you PLEASE SHARE IT on your own post, and ENCOURAGE OTHERS to do the same.)
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bettercallllilly · 2 months ago
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Juniper: Save the Media
#SaveTheMedia
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lazyscience · 10 months ago
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oh, that's not the ONLY sockpuppet. He also copped to, and this is even sadder, BabySmurf9000. A VERIFIED ACCOUNT sock puppet. (receipts here and here)
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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very-gay-poet · 3 days ago
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unfabulous-news-politick · 3 months ago
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addie: Verizon, New York Telephone, Bell Atlantic
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onlytiktoks · 3 months ago
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