#down with the clown

[fennecfiree]

help

[corazonette]

There was a longer story here once, but it ended up getting way too long and detailed, and eventually I lost interest publishing it here in it's entirety. It did finally stop the bitchy clown motherfucker's. promiscuous bitchy-smashing lifestyle once and for good due to a certain traumatic incident. He got trolled back so hard by his own greedy misconduct, but the details got out of hand at some point. It became more like personal literature than something I wanted to publish online, and included a 'character' that has no business existing anymore on any of my public media. She almost deviously and sneakily made herself the 'star' of the show again in this story. SHE'S MOTHERUCKIN' DEAD NOW! REMEMBER THAT FACT!

But let's just say the main theme and plot of that story was: Boogie Woogie Wu hides under your bed!? Uhm, something like that! Close enough! You'll wish it wasn't deleted, because it was quite tangy and spicy. Very long, with multiple chapters, and very damn mature content too boot. You might've thought I'm a bonafide troll myself to come up with this shit, rite?! RITE?! Maybe I am! Or maybe I'm just VERY fluent in the language of trolling! YOU'LL NEVER EVER KNOW FOR SURE! HEHEHEHE!! I may not write very graphic detailed lemons at all, but the amount of depravity and trolliness must make up for it, rite? I can make this shit sound so perverse even without describing anatomical details. I don't like graphic lemons very much, you'll know soon. I love teasing and torturing with vague descriptions and metaphors more. What is that called? A lime? I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW, BUT NIGHTY-NIGHT! OR MORNING! GOOD AFTERNOON! WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE! Don't let Boogie Woogie Wu stab you with a broken broom in your sleep!! 'Cause, you know, that's what the real Boogieman be doing! He's hiding UNDER your bed! NOT IN IT! He don't play fuck toy games like the main bitchy clown motherfucker did in that private story, and accidentally got trolled back by his own dirty game. HE JUST FLAT OUT MURDERS AND DESTROYS! MERCILESSLY! AND VIOLENTLY! NO HOLDS BARRED! BROKEN BROOMS! BLANKET SUFFOCATION! RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND PLAY WITH IT LIKE A BOUNCY BALL! WHATEVER THE FUCK! Oh, right, like someone else did in one of the story chapters! Maybe that fine man was the real Boogie Woogie Wu all along! 😈

The conclusion of the story is: YOU FIGURE IT OUT! IT WAS HERE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, BUT IF YOU MISSED IT, YOU BLEW IT! NO MORE STORY-TELLING! NO MORE GAMES! SHUGGY WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER. THE MOTHERFUCKIN' END FOR REAL NOW!

[khaosritual]

When I own a restaurant Imma say fuck both Pepsi and Coke; I’ll sell Faygo.

[morph1ne-f1end]

[s1nisterprincess]

i cannot believe icp came to my town, why idk but they did !!! it was easily the most fun show ive been to, go if you have the chance !!!

we went to the bar afterwards and everyone thought i was wednesday addams bc they were having a halloween event but i was like no… i just saw icp and im soaked in faygo don’t look at me

[g0rescum]

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[tainbocuailnge]

So a friend of mine who I talk with about FGO says Ashiya Douman is one of the most irredeemable assholes in all of FGO b/c his acts of evil were way more personal than most antagonists and he was ALWAYS like this (it isn't just servant BS), the entire reason the Heian-Kyo story exists is b/c Chaldea is going after him so even Ritsuka should hate him. I just want to know how much of a monster he truly is or if my friend is just SUPER fixating on the bad parts (it helps to get other opinions).

obligatory disclaimer that i read heian kyo in the form of fallacies' fantranslations and I'm still in atlantis on NA

at the end of heian kyo we get a scene of the living ashiya douman trying to kill himself because he knows all the crimes caster of limbo committed were rooted in feelings that he indeed harbours and it horrifies him. he's horrified that all it took to break him was hearing "at this rate you'll never surpass seimei even once" in his own voice. he's horrified that he's capable of doing the things caster of limbo did and his sense of morality says he should kill himself for knowing the conditions under which he will break. it's seimei who talks him out of it, even though seimei knows douman in panhuman history was nearing his breaking point at this time and would soon indeed start committing numerous great evils.

is ashiya douman an irredeemable person? caster of limbo, who is ashiya douman's inferiority complex over forever being seimei's ridiculed rival combined with two gods who are both ill-defined but likewise designated as targets for hatred, wants you to believe this, because the purpose given to him by the alien god is to be an insufferable irredeemable clown bastard. ashiya douman also believes this, because the feelings at the root of caster of limbo are real. is it true though?

although the historical abe no seimei is widely known and beloved, and ashiya douman is consequently almost as much of a household name, not much is known about douman at all beyond the few stories where he gets clowned on to make seimei look better. is douman a villain just because we mostly know him from stories where the hero defeats him? caster of limbo was unable to become a beast of humanity because he lacked the love for humanity necessary to become a stepping stone for humanity's growth. he also failed to become a plague upon humanity because ashiya douman does not hate humanity and does not want to destroy it. ultimately, all he ever wanted was simply to surpass his friend and rival seimei even just once.

limbo is the afterlife for people not evil enough for hell and not good enough for heaven. when he tries to do good he fails to become a hero. when he tries being evil he fails to become the final boss. there is much evil in ashiya douman, certainly, and you need far more than two hands to count his crimes. there is much evil in many people, and there are many circumstances in which it will reveal itself. he's good at psychologically torturing people because he's intimately familiar with how insecurities can ruin a person and his job as alter ego was to bring out the worst in people. his acts of evil are way more personal than most others because he has no greater goal he wants to achieve, he has no other purpose than to be an insufferable irredeemable clown until he's backed into a corner and realizes that he does have something he wants to achieve, namely proving that he can achieve anything at all.

if you ask me, ashiya douman's character is meant to make you ask how useful "redeemability" even is in assessing a person's worth. when playing house with nursery rhyme he requests the role of mother in law because the nature of his legend is to be the hated person that makes everyone else look better by comparison, regardless of anything he actually did. he's obsessed with people who lost something important to them that they want to get back at all cost, and he gets his claws in them by offering them a way to get revenge, to show those who wronged them what they can really do. he wants to help just as much as he wants to hurt, and in many of the cases in the game those two end up being the same thing and mostly causing a lot of problems for everyone and especially chaldea, but that doesn't exclude that there are circumstances in which he would have helped more than hurt. if things were different maybe he wouldn't have ended up like this, and who's to say things can't still be different?

is ashiya douman irredeemable? this is not the right question to ask in this game. nobody in fate is ever truly irredeemable as long as they're willing to learn and grow, and alter ego ashiya douman shows up in chaldea so that he might learn to understand love.

[the-pitifulpoet]

“𝙲𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢, 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕

𝙲𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍

𝙲𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚜𝚎, 𝚃𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗”

-Insane Clown Posse

[arianod]

Trump Isn't Anti-War. It’s Time to Debunk This Dangerous Myth

[coloradosnumber1dad]

I just need him to sleepover at my house and stay up all night with me playing video games and then let me do our matching juggalo makeup while we listen to icp

[sleepdeprivedandoverthinking]

Fellow twst fans who are also juggalos, I summon you to edit your fav character or draw them with juggalo makeup

[witchv0mit]

BORN WITH A HATCHET AND A JUGGALO FACE

BORN AS A CORPSE THAT THEY CALLED A DISGRACE

[corazonette]

*HotBitchyDivaMood

[abysspersonified]

Despite it all we stay being goofy!!!!!

[bringingthemoon]

I really want DC to stop using the J*ker for everything. There are so many interesting characters that could be used but no let's keep going back to the clown. Please free us from him 😭

[arianod]

seriously

not the orange man please lads