#feeling a headache coming

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Releasing this thing so do what you want with it!

Okay, okay Shego Danny is old enough to admit that he might be over his head on this one. But, to be completely honest, would anyone suspect this to happen?

Shego dodged to the side of the plasma shot to his head and flipped away backwards from Vlad's or rather Plasmius half hearted attempted shot.

"What a surprise to see you here especially considering no one knows where you disappeared of too, Denia-"

Shego shot Plasmius a venomous glare the whites of his green domino mask narrowing while gritting his teeth. Continuing to flip and dodge around avoiding the burning shots fired at him Shego fired a few green plasma blast's in retaliation.

Should he have thought of back up plans in case anyone from his home dimension ever made it over like Shego Danny had, in the specific case they recognized him? Yes apparently he really should have done that.

"What do you want Plasmius! I swear if you say anything about joining you!"

"Why ever not? It's not that different from what you do now is it!" Plasmius had a nasty sneer pointed at him.

"It's been years after all! Can't you even spare your dear old god father a hello or at least an introduction to your little friends behind you?"

Shego heard sounds of gravel shifting from behind- no wait from above the building then saw the flash of traffic lights colors and red on black Superman logo- Shit!

Danny hissed clutching his right side in pain. Shego got hit and now two young justice twerps showed up, damn if there's two then the rest are in the area, fuck!

Danny really should have had a back up plan.

[buttercupshands]

Sketch dump of month old sketches I forgot to post

[literaryfic]

langdon playing favorites with mel and not caring that everyone can tell

him calling her his favorite resident in front of everyone

“how’s my favorite coworker doing today? you need anything?” meanwhile he JUST made an intern cry

“spectacular work as always, dr king!” he says after a particularly difficult procedure he just walked her through. “if only half my students were as good as you, my job would be a lot easier” IN FRONT OF ALL HIS OTHER STUDENTS

[ganondoodle]

anyway, im normal again

[somereaderinblue]

What are the top ten murder attempts ody tried against paris?

(Top five is also fine)

Struggling to come up with a list atm, so have a moment that'd be part of it instead. Inspired by this Game of Thrones scene.

When Odysseus was a boy, he, Polites and Eurylochus once found a bird that had fallen out of its nest. Polites had cradled it in his palms, insisting on returning it to its home and they had agreed. They were boys with all the sweat, energy and scrapes of well-seasoned tree climbers.

They could climb a tree but they neglected to remember that they had no control over nature's elements. A gust of wind, a careless movement, a moment of contact, and the nest tumbled out of the branches. Sticks held together by bird saliva offered the eggs no protection against gravity.

Odysseus looked at Paris, who stood so very close to the edge of his beloved city's walls, the structure taller and stronger than any tree on Ithaca's soils. But his skull.........

He took one step forward.

Would it be hollow? Would he finally get a glimpse of a brain, small as it might be, and its grey matter? Would the ground muffle the sweet melody of Paris' death rattle?

A vine crept up his shin, invisible thorns digging into muscles without drawing blood. He took another step, sole slippery as if stepping on sea foam.

Would he see the white of bone amongst the gorey mess of red? Would his blood seep into every crevice and crack the same way blood drips down an altar? It'd be fitting, considering the labours these damn walls were enduring as of late.

There were hands, countless tapering fingers filled with ichor-strength to the tip of every nail, creeping over his shoulders, his curls, his neck, Behave. Behave little owl, stand down little king, you cannot-

Oh but he will. He will, even if it costs him a leg, his body, his sanity, even if it kills him. He's close enough to smell Paris' nauseating rose perfume and it's enough to overpower the pain of thorns, the pressure of hands.

He need not a gust of wind, only a push. Just one push-

A hand was laid over his shoulder, big, mortal but final.

"We best head back inside, lest they have archers." Hector said.

Paris turned around, a tension he hadn't been aware of leaving his shoulders. "Yes, lets."

He reaches out to wrap an arm around his prize's waist but Hector shoots him a stern glare. His pious brother dared not dig his fingers into Odysseus' shoulder, lest he sullies the flesh of a mortal owned by Aphrodite, but his hand is heavy with warning.

Paris frowns but returns inside without a fuss.

Hector's anchor-like hand remains on Odysseus' shoulder until he's returned to his and Paris' rooms.

[party2000]

you know what else came out in 2015? carly rae jepsen's smash hit album emotion

[bsptourist]

ttt_snowed_in

created by lennrrrd

[relaxxattack]

every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh

OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...

i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships can be outside of popular human norms.

you know... like any relationship.

like the only reason the two really have overlap is because they are both committed emotional partnerships that aren't required to involve sex? that should be true for all romance, even if it's not the norm right now.

they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.

i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?

no, moirallegiance is not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you don't understand, is all. that doesn't invalidate that romance.

*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.

[some-pers0n]

For my non-DE fans, the Disco Elysium mobile port (featuring microtransactions!) is basically if the executive producers behind Planet Earth fired all of the writers, post-production editors, and camera crew and then started funding oil companies and poaching organizations and had David Attenborough (who've they got chained in a basement somewhere and forced to still work) voice over a McDonalds commercial for limited edition special with nuggets in the shape of critically endangered animals

[rainintheevening]

You know what? It's Thursday, and I'm glad to be alive.

[theoryofwhatnow]

incredibly fascinated by the idea of nigel being in love with- not helen and not susan- but maraclea.

him having so much adoration for the instrument of an ancient myth that it becomes the closest thing he’ll ever experience to true love which he can only conjure into reality through the exploitation and desecration of another woman/girl.

[caregivingchrysalises]

hi my little dove, awe angel are we feeling icky hun? can you tell buba where it hurts love? a headache, awe dewdrop it’s okay, i know it hurts baby, is there anything buba can do to make things better? i’m going to dim the lights a bit is that alright love? there we go,, much better~ would you like head scratches? i can also bring a bottle/sippy with something cold if you’d like? there’s no pressure to make any decisions now hun, whatever will make my darling happy i’m happy to do angel. you’re never a burden baby, i promise. you’re not being a bother for needing help and wanting someone to look after you while you’re hurting, that’s what i’m here for~ for the good and the icky, i’ll take care of you through it all sweetheart,, now do you want to try and get some rest with me love? the moon and i agree rest will do us all some good sprout.

ʚ♡ɞ

goodnight angel, rest well

[grapecaseschoices]

so i'm leaning toward briala-celene [ugh] or public truce*. but i wanted to know ...

*I've been reading posts/articles that state that public truce isn't best long run ... but it isn't like the inquisitor would KNOW that.

[yeonbam]

[homefryboy]

sometimes I wonder how many dark moments / dirty joke cartoon compilations / etc it’s gonna take before ppl stop asking “HOW TF DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS”

like bro, have u not realized by now that media censorship is an inconsistent mess where nothing matters? Did y’all learn nothing from 4kids, there’s no logic worth questioning

[dejwrld]

you americans can literally just vote…so many of you guys are complaining instead of voting. thats exactly how donald trump became president in the first place

tell me you get your american politics takes from a non american without telling me you get your american political takes from a (uneducated) non american because if you would actually do research…you would know that the only reason trump won against hilary is because of the electoral college system. people of the usa did go out to vote, hilary won the popular vote.