#faunus! ruby

[rwby-mulitshipper]

Might make this a series owo

[notmaplemable]

Wolf Ruby: ...I wish Jaune was here.

Yang: He left 5 minutes ago.

Ruby: That's way too long!

Blake: Aren't they on like a 2 week mission?

Ruby: *Whimpers*

Weiss: Don't.

Ruby: ...Jaune. Jaune. Jau-

Yang: Why don't we go to that new weapon shop in town? That should let you forget about your boy toy for a little bit.

Ruby: ...That does sound nice.

Yang: Then let's go!

*A few hours and many weapons later*

Ruby: *Laying in her bed surrounded by various weapons and weapon parts*

Yang: See, didnt that make you feel better.

Ruby: ...I was lonely before.

Ruby: Now I'm lonely, broke, and horny.

[reashot]

Jaune After the End of November.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Walking through the woods) Huh?

Jaune: (Reads sign) "Wolf Breeding Zone"?

Jaune: (Turns) WHOA!

Ruby: (Leaning against a tree, Rose in teeth) Hey~.

[brokentrafficknight]

What if Jaune rubbed Wolf Summer's belly for luck because maybe she is luckier?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Helping Bird!Faunus Ruby preen herself*

Yang: ... She's ... She's ...

Weiss: Oh no ...

Yang: *sNIFFle*

Blake: Here we go again ...

Yang: *Crying softly* She really trusts him ...

Weiss: !?!?!?!?

Blake: ... ?

Weiss: What- Why are you not breaking down in tears and wailing over her being an adult this time?

Yang: Me and Mama were the only ones she let pick her pin feathers out ...

Weiss: What?

Blake: When feathers form, a great deal of them are "Pin" Feathers- they have a sheathe around them to protect the developing feather, but those sheathes can become itchy and irritating, or are out of reach and the subject may need assistance to pick them.

Weiss: ... Okay?

Yang: She really trusts him ...

Blake: She's probably not freaking out because it's just a trust thing, not a sex thing.

Yang: That's right, Blake ... thanks for understanding ...

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅

[littlelewdmable]

Yang: Why are you sitting on Jaune's lap?

Ruby: I'm just keeping it warm for Penny.

Yang: Whatever. Let's just go workout.

Ruby: I can't.

Yang: Why not.

Ruby: Ummmmm.

Dog Jaune: *face red as a tomato*

Ruby: For reasons.

Yang: ...

[matt0044]

Regarding the "Does RWBY like women?" poll (yes, yes it does BTW).

You know... the whole poll debacle reminded me of something.

RWBY helped me expand my media diet by telling me that just because people hate something enmass, it could just all be bullshit coupled with mob mentality.

Instead of hatedoms getting me to think:

"Damn, I don't even wanna be associated with that show based on the rage it inspires."

My more skeptical brain is like:

"Okay, so why is it reeeeeeeally hated? Is it reeeeeeeally bad or are people going along with the crowd because critical thinking is too much of a burden in this capitalist hellscape?"

Because bad media literacy is in part a result of the fact that most geeks and normies alike aren't out to be legit critics but rather just want to enjoy the thing, gush about the thing and so forth. They can't exactly articulate their reasonings why like they're trying to get an A+ in Therapy Studies.

And THAT is how the YouTube Video Essay and Angry Critic scene takes off.

We dunk on the Nostalgia Critic (often for VERY real IRL grievances) but his catchphrase: "I remember it so you don't have to" is something many who'd come after would take to heart. These video maker people are taking about a thing you like and are explaining it in a way you not only agree with but makes you feel vindicated.

Be it for love... or for hate.

Because hatedom circles like the RWDE looks to video essays that reassure them, keep them from doubting their stance on the thing and how they enforce it.

With the burden of actually seeing the thing and thinking hard taken off of them, people can confidently say things like "RWBY prioritizes Jaune" despite not looking at any potential evidence in the show that might contridice it.

Which is why this is a call for everyone to question the popular opinions.

Does Jaune Arc reeeeeeally get that much narrative importance at the expense of the main girls?

Was Jaune reeeeeeeally a self-insert?

Was Ironwood reaaaaaally derailed in his character arc?

Was Adam reeeeeeeeally representative of the Faunus?

Was the Faunus reaaaaaally offensive?

And of course...

Was Monty Oum reeeeeeeeally the only one who's vision matter to the show above all else?

Ask yourself these questions and do the work to back them up. If people are giving you responses that contridict you, responses that take evidence from the work itself more often than not, then try to do the same in turn.

Think about that show or movie being panned? What if... you actually like it?

Not everybody is a critic... but we can at least try to.

[lord-of-rain]

Yang: *Throwing the door open* Ugh! So that happened.

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Yang?

Jaune: *Resting his head on Ruby's lap* Do you mind?

Yang: I thought you two were still on your date?

Ruby: This is the date. *Scratches Jaune's head*

Jaune's tail: *wags happily*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: *Shitposting on his favorite Ecuadorian Pottery Page*

Pop-Up Ad: L0CAL BED-BUGS IN YOUR AREA! Hot Bug-Girls are looking for Breeders!

Jaune: Heh, As if.

Wasp!Faunus Cinder: *Pressing her face against his window*

Firefly!faunus Penny: *Peeking from his Door*

Hercules Beetle!Faunus Yang: *Coming up from his floor boards*

Moth!Faunus Pyrrha: *Peeking from his closet*

Ladybug!faunus Ruby: *Coming up from behind him*

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Suddenly I fear for my Pelvis.

Jaune: AAAAAHHH!

[theredheadedace]

Ruby: Guys, I think Jaune’s the Rusted Knight

Yang: What, how can you be sure?

Faunus!Rusted Knight Tail wagging 99% the speed of light

Ruby: I can just tell

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: I know it's going to suck Ruby, but you have to.

Wolf Ruby: No! Not happening!

Jaune: Then you leave me no choice, but to ask...

Jaune: Would you do it for a Ruby snack?

[reashot]

Happy Halloween and Ruby's birthday.

Wolf Ruby: Rawr! Give me a treat or I will devour you. 🐺

Cowboy Jaune: Like my pardner said. Open up the safe and give us the candies.

Guy: Aren't you two too old to be trick or treating?

Ruby: You are never too old for trick or treating. 🍬

Guy: Okay fine, just take one from the bowl.

Jaune: Thanks mister. *Takes one*

Ruby: Yoink! *Takes a handful of candy* 🍭

Run away Jaune!

Guy: Hey get back here with my candy you darn kids!

A few Blocks later...

Ruby: Hah, hah... We sure gave him the ol' Lancaster slip. 😇

Jaune: Lancaster what?

Ruby: You know, Lancaster? The WW2 RAF Avro Lancaster bomber plane. The bomber that flew in over 150k sorties and sunk the battleship Tirpitz. 🤓

Jaune: Okay, okay. You don't have to tell me the whole Wiki page...

So you want to end it early and go back home?

Ruby: What. No! My bag is still not heavy from trick or treating. I refuse to go home until my bag is engorged with the sugary goodness. 😡

Jaune: Well I tell you what if we go back home I will give you something sweet tonight. It's your birthday after all.

Ruby: Oh Jaune does that mean you will finally let me do it. 😍

Jaune: Yes Ruby I will let you do it this time...

Ruby: Yippee. Last one to get back home is a rotten egg. 😉

*zips*

Jaune: ... I will finally let you put froot loops on your pancakes.

Wait I haven't finished explaining to her yet.

Oh well. I hope she doesn't mistake my offers to make her pancakes with something else.

It was later revealed that Ruby actually thought that Jaune wanted the same thing as her. Meaning she thinks that he wanted to "bone" her. Which is unfortunate because she was all dressed up rather scantily in hope that Jaune would do the thing she thought he promised.

Alas she was crestfallen from the revelation that Jaune never had any intention to "bone" her in the first place. Angered by this trickery Ruby rightfully pounced on Jaune and proceeded to give him a good dic... I mean, kissing.

Ruby: If I can't get my sweet then I will have you as my sweet. So give me a kiss, sugar. 😘

Jaune:

Happy Halloween everybody! 🎃👻

[howlingday]

Wolf!Faunus Ruby

Jaune: There's enemies hiding out there... We need to hunt them down!

Ruby: I MUST BE STRONG FOR MASTER~!

Dog!Faunus Jaune

Ruby: ...

Jaune: (Sitting in the middle of messy room) There was a noise and I got scared~. I spooked. (Cries)

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaume rubbing Woofy tummy for good luck