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Tofu Mayo Silken tofu, vinegar, salt, mustard and sugar blended into a creamy spread that you can use just as you use mayonnaise. Substitute lemon juice for the vinegar, if you prefer.
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Tofu Mayo Silken tofu, vinegar, salt, mustard and sugar blended into a creamy spread that you can use just as you use mayonnaise. Substitute lemon juice for the vinegar, if you prefer.
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Silken tofu, vinegar, salt, mustard and sugar blended into a creamy spread that you can use just as you use mayonnaise. Substitute lemon juice for the vinegar, if you prefer.
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Okay the council voted yes so I’m shoving this out here
(I don’t even think this is kinsona anymore,, more like OC? But he’s too close to Royal Margarine to be considered that lmao)

Blehghh,, rancid shortening cookie… ugly fuck!!!!

Instead of a random knife he gots a pen or smth!! Uses it to draw his hair n stuff

Plus he does have a companion like buttercream but it doesn’t show up enough for other cookies to believe it exists
I thinks he’s less flirty in comparison to RM but he’s still a little freak… Rancid
Heehoo
#royal margarine crk#crk#crk art#shortening like the 100% fat stuff?? it’s a substitute for butter teehee js like margarine 😛😛#he’s can be a shithead but for now he is just carnie missing his main act rip 💔💔#I probably missed the point of a kinsona but heheh#if I were RM… idk. I’d be silly 😼
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"low-fat" this, "low-cal" that, "oh use cauliflower rice instead," "zero carb zero fat zero meat zero dairy zero calories" how about stop taking the food out of my food. satiety is not that easy to achieve for some of us. blease I'm so hungry
#anyway this post is in praise of full-fat yogurt#listen. I actually love cauliflower okay#but it's not a good substitute for pizza crust or mashed potatoes or rice I'm sorry#because those things make me less hungry and cauliflower...does not do that#also with all the things diet culture tells you not to eat I don't really understand how you're supposed to get full#besides eating like. an inordinate amount of beans at every meal?#''fill up on vegetables first''#okay I love vegetables but never in my life have I been able to ''fill up'' on them#except if you mean like eating so much that you feel weird but still not satisfied
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#get it like buccal fat removal#i randomly substituted all of the consonants with glottals#sorry this has just been ricocheting arounf my head recently#linguistics#studyblog#academia#debuccalization#lingblr
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Delighted to report I finally cracked the code on my quest to successfully emulate Starbuck's Apple Crisp macchiato—and the secret is Oatly Barista Edition. That was the magic I was missing in my previous (admittedly still tasty) attempts. Not that anyone else is this obsessed about a seasonal apple pie flavored coffee drink as me, but for future reference, to create a 16 oz cup:
2 pumps syrup (aka 1 tbsp/0.5 oz)
3/4 cup Oatly Barista Edition oat milk floated on top of syrup
ice filled to 2 inches below the rim of the glass
top with 2 shots of blonde espresso
drizzle with spiced apple drizzle (or be lazy like me and just use this, it's close enough and lasts forever in the fridge)
✨✨ MAGIC ✨✨
#this is apparently the oat milk used in stores (as i spied a barista making one)#and using regular (even the thick/'full fat') oatmilks will have it tasting just a little waterier than expected.#i have just a little bit more of the bottle of actual syrup i paid way too much for in the fridge#then i'll have to like#suffer until i can buy another at the end of the year#(and by suffer i mean find an okay but inferior substitute because i am too lazy to make it myself)#(torani's apple syrup with a few drops of lorann apple pie flavoring would probably be fine)#yes i wrote this entire post because my brain wants to write but also wants to procrastinate writing#so have a silly recipe instead
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Wait have they actually taken away porky's stammer that was like all he had
#like theres nuance to be sure#but like i feel like you could just not make it the butt of the joke#like I'm sure they've done it where him not being able to get a word out was the entire joke#but most of what i remember of porky pig is that he just sort of talked like that#and that typically the other characters didnt acknowledge or comment about him communicating any differently#i know the original actor wasn't doing a voice that was just the way that he talked#surely respectfully representing a stutter is better than taking it away right#or you could like. use literally any other character than porky. if its that big of a deal#like shit dude not being able to get a word out and substituting a different word you can get out is how you actually deal with that right?#like arguably the character's name being a fat joke is not the most respectful either#if somebody understands this better than i do I'm all ears#i guess i should not be surprised by being baffled by brand management executives or whatever#i kind of just feel bad for the current voices of these characters#that probably wasn't the job they aspired for
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i understand that you are a man with a penis and went to culinary school, but your teriyaki sauce recipe is thickened with corn starch as if it were a stir-fry, so now it looks and feels like a chunky, poorly-executed aspic dish
#internalmelon#he also included a large amount of sesame oil and no form of rice wine or rice wine substitute#this guy fetishizes high-status ingredients like duck fat in the anthropological sense#also lowkey in the marxist sense#he is unfortunately in a position of authority#(and also notorious for sliding in the dms of employees he has seniority over lmao)
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i saw some big trees this weekend
#face tag#i didn't get to pet those big fat cats on this trip#this hike was an acceptable substitute
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just told a kid who was going off about how he hates gay people that, in the kindest way, I want to throw him out the window ♥️ happy wednesday
#my stuff#this is nothing compared to the time that a 9th grader said#‘I hate women‚ gay people‚ fat people‚ and white people’#and I said ‘wow. you are not going to enjoy having me for your substitute teacher today.’
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"I couldnt find any goose fat so I got gummy bears. Those should be about the same consistency." Girl WHAT
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I AGREE SO HARD WITH THE WORD FAT LIKE. I get the word 'fat' has been used to insult people for decades but? it's still not an inherently offensive word??? So many people(including some fat people) are so scared to use the word fat to describe someone and it's so sad how it feels like we're walking on eggshells or basically babying people.
"oh nooo ur not fat!! you're just.... a little thicker that's all!!" Bro stop. just call me fat. Do it. I am fat. I know I'm fat. I've made peace with that fact a long time ago. stop trying to sugarcoat things for no reason I know you're just trying to be sensitive or whatever but you're not sparing anyone's feelings here in fact it sounds like ur belittling me and overall being condescending. Fat is not an insult. It should never be an insult. It's the way I describe my body type, not in a derogatory way, but in a factual way. And I am tired of being chastised for doing so.
i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore
#anyway we should bring back calling fat people fat#the word is so stigmatized people avoid it like the goddamn plague unless they're using it to insult people#and im not saying you can't use other words to substitute fat if ur truly uncomfortable using that word to describe fat people#im just saying we need to destigmatize the word fat#and normalize using it casually to describe someone without worrying about getting burned at the stake for it
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Undercover Killers: Unveiling the Hidden Dangers in Food, Cosmetics, and Daily Living compiled by Skyler Chambers
I am so proud of my grandson for the research he compiled in this must-have guide! Most of us are already aware that processed food generally is not healthy. Additives, fake colors, and preservatives along with questionable processing not only compromise the nutrients, but can actually be toxic. Artificial sweeteners are a huge culprit along with anything labeled “Low Fat.” Many chemicals…

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#fluoride#food additive risks#healthy living#herbicides#Low Fat#side effects of food additives#Skyler Chambers#sugar substitutes#toxic chemicals#Undercover Killers: Unveiling the Hidden Dangers in Food
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When a skinny person eats very little and drinks a lot of sugar free soda they call it anorexia. When a fat person does they call it not trying hard enough.
#no I’m not exaggerating this keeps happening for real#in my personal life#(not to me because I eat a decent amount and am sensitive to sugar substitutes)#(so you know I’m an even worse fat person to everyone in my life <3)#fatphobia
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Cakes - Lemon Cheesecake Graham cracker crusted lemon cheesecake that is simple to make. You wouldn't even realize that all the ingredients are low in fat!
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