#fast food dude

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Fast Food Dude, Betty’s Diary #22 (1988).

[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[citricjoy]

the fact that one of the most prominent of benson’s character motifs throughout the whole movie is that he feeds people? that’s so fucked up

[arohuacheng]

what people don't get about hualian is that they're literally like. jock and alternative art student. xie lian lives like a frat boy (mattress on the floor and nothing else in his room, no standards for his own well-being, can't cook and ends up eating what could be classified as biohazards) and is really enthusiastic about fighting as a hobby. meanwhile hua cheng rocks up to the function in his cunty little outfits every day of the week, bells on his boots and the red eyeliner slayed, obviously has taste but is soooo in love with his boyfriend who only ever wears cargo shorts and the most fucked up questionable hoodies you've ever seen. hua cheng wants xie lian to have nice things but it's always like. "babe i promise it's no trouble can we please get you a bedframe??" nd xie lian is obviously so enamored with his cool alt boyfriend who wears skirts sometimes and never misses a beat on a bitchy comment that's just the way it is. basically if your hualian concept doesn't have hua cheng as the hot goth gf you just don't get it

[bringbackbunnymaloney]

Méko had a merch page in his book!

He said that the T shirts were real, but the food was only in his fantasies!

[myonmukyuu]

Birthday night 🎀🎙️

And a quick extra 😂

[dandyghest]

so uhhhh men's stomachs, amiright?

[ID: Digital art of Guzma from Pokemon Sun and Moon. He is drawn twice sleepily stretching as if he's just gotten out of bed, and wearing only a pair of sweatpants. Guzma is a young mid-20's man with short wavy hair, a bit of stomach paunch and some pectoral body fat, with a wide-ish line of body hair running down from the top of his chest to the waistband of his pants. In the first pose, he is leaning back slightly, arms raised and bent to reach behind his back, yawning widely with his eyes closed. In the second, he is reaching high up into the air with one hand while learning over to the side slightly, with his other arm bent with his elbow sticking straight out and his fist closed beside his face, once again yawning widely with his eyes closed. A couple bubbles with a popped one are doodled beside each face to symbolise sleepy yawning. End ID.]

[eddiemunsonsmum]

Just saw this comment on a story posted a month ago.

*cries in Eddie Munson Solo Series no one wanted to read, interact with or request for*

No shade to the person that commented this on their own fic if you recognize it. It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them. More crying in the tags.

[pisshandkerchief]

today a little kid prank called my job, told my coworker "you don't make any money", and hung up

[vampmilf]

hold on im still too mad at this one fucking guest to take a nap i need to be a hater for a minute

[gravitycavity]

NEW CHAPTER SOON!

Get ready!!! This one's a doozy!

[spacebread-7]

Why do people get mad at fast food/retail/essential workers like be so fucking for real

I work at a local pretzel place and the amount of (grown adult) people I've seen throw literal fits over folded bread is insane. It's fancy bread and cheese your honor. A step above midevil peasant food. You are a peasant as am I. Stop complaining and take the fucking pretzel istg

[kewpiekills]

Usually I don't care for oc x canon but I adore your Nurse x Scout art. Its like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to me. Someday Nurse will torture that poor twink to death and Scout will be too desperate to say no. Once nurse has permanently destroyed Scout's mind he will regret the loss of this actual human being he's ruined<3<3<3<3<3 More unethical experiments on his gay ass please!!!

YOU GET IT FOR REALLLL!!!!!! i’ve kinda decided Nurse calms down on the twink abuse once he realizes how utterly desperate Scout is, willing to injure or kill himself over and over just for a lick of positive attention. but his intentions were definitely just to fuck with him with no realization his actions would have consequences until it was a bit too late. i’ve gotta actually like, make more of a comic with these two sometime, but you got their dynamic down pat <3

[worldofedd]

[🔥] "Alright alright alright...We're talking discontinued foods? Two words:

"SNACK. WRAPS!"

"Those things absolutely slapped, and yet they took them away from us! They keep saying they're bringing them back, time and time again. Well where are they? Where are they Mickey D's?! Ya giving me HUGE foodie blue balls here!"

But Blaze...you don't have balls...

[ardentpoop]

now I’m looking at hijabi influencer drama on IG as a distraction 💀 many of these girls give me exactly the kind of bad vibe that mommy vloggers named kayleigh do

[cayde-orcat]

Fun caydorcat fact of the day my general manager at my regular ass fast food job unintentionally became the only father like figure in my life and the biggest reason I do good work is so he's proud of me