#fantastic beasts headcannon

[imsoba]

Help Finding Fic :((

Hi guys! I read this AMAZING credence barebone x reader fic a couple of years ago but I can't find it!! It had a few chapters and the reader was rich and i think the first time she met credence was when he was handing out flyers and she gave him a coat. She takes him out to have pie and later on in the fic i think her brother or some suitor gets angry at credence but they still end up together at the end. Any help would be appreicated.

[dufferpuffer]

In love with the idea Wizards get so up their own ass about spells they forget basic physical concepts. Also love that Jacob is the sort of guy to sometimes solve problems by kicking or punching them and running away I love you Jacob.

But like... the concept that Wizards see Muggles as 'violent' because they need to use their hands and feet for so much? Cool. Jacob gets overwhelmed by Newt so he punches him in the face (i think with his briefcase?) and just... leaves. It's inelegant, the most brutalist way to solve his issue - surely that'd seem uncouth?

When you can use magic, the idea of mechanical machines or harnessing natural phenomena like electricity might seem base and inelegant, too. (Arthur doesn't buy into this, he thinks it has its own elegance)

Wizards have a deep culture of not leaving a trace of themselves, yeah? Keeping things hidden, light, finger-print-less - not being able to see the mechanics of how something functions - is important and a sign of high skill. For Muggles it looks cooler if you can see physicality. Seeing the gears of a clock ticking against eachother, or the complex circuit board of a computer, is cooler than just having something 'work'. Does that make sense...?

To a Muggle, seeing Jacob kick in a door in the face of a Witch failing to unlock a complex spell is "Haha thats my boy B^) you're so cool and your thought process rational and logical." He isn't being needlessly complex, trying to fit a square into a circular hole - there's a form of elegance in just picking the circle.

But to a Magical person I doubt they'd see it like that? How would they see it... like... Naive? Short-sighted? Everyone will be able to tell the door was opened, the lock broken in a way they cannot fix. it ISN'T 'logical', it's being a haphazard moron.

It is fun to imagine what the Wizarding cultural viewpoint of things would be, and how that might affect how they see eachother.

Perhaps to Queenie, raised in a country that so highly values the hiding of magic - yet struggles with abilities she can't control - seeing someone brazenly solve problems not by the 'normal way' of trying to be subtle but simply letting loose is like... gratifying? I mean she's definitely into it. She likes when her natural magical prowess is openly gawked over, she likes when she doesn't have to hide anything and be seen as amazing. Shes so fucking weird, I like her

wizards 0 - 1 muggles

[dailyhmsw]

what hmsw headcannons can you bestow upon us….. 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇hi

i completely forgot if i shared this one here b4,,,,,,,,,, but it's one of my favourites so if so it's getting shared AGAIN!! clears throat

mind thinks that "phobia" is a very, very strong word that doesn't describe his... distaste for darkness, but he is nyctophobic. nyctophobia being the fear of the dark and night and etc

he thinks it's stupid, but he can't really deny his discomfort when the house is dark at night. his every step becomes careful and he tries to get his eyes to adjust to a dark room before entering it. realistically, he knows the worst that might happen is that he bumps into heart or soul, scolds them for not watching where they're going, and moves on.

but there's something a little deeper in his psyche that wonders what might be waiting for him in there. [not some fantastical beast of many heads and many eyes that feasts on the fears of the innocent, no. nothing like that. something that smells of gunpowder and tears, with claws and talons which feel all too familiar, and no eyes yet fangs that deliver the same message of anger. all wrapped in pitch-black feathers, perched on the kitchen counter, weapon in hand. waiting to strike. waiting for him.]

but he turns the kitchen light on and there's nothing there. and once more his fears are confirmed to be nothing but stupid. there's nothing to be scared of in this house anyway.

[until there is.]

[wisteria-lodge]

Even with all the controversy don’t you think Bellamort has roots in canon compared to other totally random and performative ships? I think a lot of fans get annoyed with Bellatrix’s personality and dismiss her because she’s intense, but to me that’s exactly what makes her special, she doesn’t care about fitting gender norms expected from women, like not even Voldemort could handle who she is. That just proves her fanaticism is driven more by what she believes in than by her world revolving around him. And even if it did I don’t get why people complain about that lol it’s her choices as an independent woman. A lot of Voldemort ships end up twisting the other character to resemble Bellatrix anyway or give them similar traits like that main ship of his I’m not even naming here hahahaha

I mean, Bellatrix and Voldemort do have a kid in the Cursed Child - so if you consider Cursed Child canon, then of course they're canon.

In the main books, Bellatrix definitely is in love with Voldemort (or at very least speaks to him "as if to a lover.") Helena Bonham-Carter and Ralph Fiennes also lean into this - Bellamort shippers need to get ON the cut scene where Bellatrix tries to give Voldemort her wand (32:12)

But I would say that how Book Voldemort feels about Bellatrix is deliberately kept ambiguous. The question of how Voldemort defines love, and if he's even capable of remorse, or the *type* of love that is Harry's main superpower, is very tied into to the plot and theme of the book. Dumbledore (who the books frame as an authority on these sorts of things) comes down on the side of Voldemort not being able to love. The most he'll say is that Voldemort gets fond of people. "I think he is perhaps as fond of [Nagini] as he can be of anything." Also in the job interview flashback, Dumbledore roasts Voldemort for calling his Death Eaters "friends." says they're really his "servants."

("Voldemort is incapable of feeling love" is very boring from a character standpoint though, so I'm not surprised that fan writers interested in Voldemort ... ignore that.)

Actually, now that I think about it. It if you want to get into Voldemort ships with both textual evidence and authorial intent behind them... you could do a lot worse than Voldemort/Nagini. She is a human woman trapped in a snake body (I mean, if you consider the Fantastic Beasts films canon.) Which means maybe she does technically pass the Harkness test? Either way, JKR saying that the giant snake used to be a human woman (and that she knew this the whole time) is... an interesting choice.

Dumbledore - who considers himself a bit of a Tom expert - says he's the most fond of her. Nagini has part of Voldemort's soul inside her (so cue all the Tomarry headcannons, equally relevant here.) AND she kept homunculus!Voldemort alive with her venom? which is... something. Voldemort also seems to give her the most delicate assignments, she's his main executioner, she can possess and move around other dead bodies? So um. That's on the table for them. I guess.

(He's Voldemort, he's not going to have a vanilla love life.)

So what does he feel about Bellatrix? I don't know. He calls her by a pet name (Bella), but he also groups her in with Lucius when he's feeling angsty and trust-no-one.

it had been a grave mistake to trust Bellatrix and Malfoy: Didn’t their stupidity and carelessness prove how unwise it was ever to trust?

He alludes to punishing her in some way (... sexy?) and but then completely ignores her.

“Be quiet, Bella,” said Voldemort dangerously. “I shall deal with you in a moment. Do you think I have entered the Ministry of Magic to hear your sniveling apologies?” “But Master — he is here — he is below —” Voldemort paid no attention

Hot and cold, really. Some definite mixed messages. Which Snape of all people calls out:

“He shares everything with me!” said Bellatrix, firing up at once. “He calls me his most loyal, his most faithful —” “Does he?” said Snape, his voice delicately inflected to suggest his disbelief. “Does he still, after the fiasco at the Ministry?”

There's the interesting scene at the Malfoy dining table, where Voldemort gets all the other Death Eaters laughing at her:

“I don’t know what you mean, my Lord.” “I’m talking about your niece, Bellatrix. And yours, Lucius and Narcissa. She has just married the werewolf, Remus Lupin. You must be so proud.” There was an eruption of jeering laughter from around the table. Many leaned forward to exchange gleeful looks; a few thumped the table with their fists (...) so jubilant were they at Bellatrix and the Malfoys’ humiliation. Bellatrix’s face, so recently flushed with happiness, had turned an ugly, blotchy red.

But then he shuts that down, and gets Bellatrix feeling grateful and doubly committed to him:

“Yes, my Lord,” whispered Bellatrix, and her eyes swam with tears of gratitude again. “At the first chance!” “You shall have it,” said Voldemort.

So, if nothing else... he's manipulative, and his manipulations are working on Bellatrix. (or maybe she's got a humiliation kink, who knows.) But he seems to like alternating between punishment and reward, and Bellatrix is never quite sure which one is coming.

I've seen the read that the "the happiest he had been in fourteen years" is referring specifically to the fact that *Bellatrix* has escaped Azkaban, but I would say that one probably has more to do with the power/success/euphoria that comes from generally winning, and effortlessly executing a mass Azkaban breakout. Same with his "scream" after Bellatrix's death, I think that's more to do with the fact that the tide of the battle has definitely turned.

Like, I love Bellatrix, I think she's fascinating. And I would say she's definitely a fan favorite - everyone loves a really gleeful bad guy, especially in a universe where a lot of characters are very angsty.

The Harry Potter books also have this pattern, where if you're a female character who doesn't have kids, and isn't interested in taking care of kids - then you're at best kind of tough and cold (Amelia Bones, Madame Pince.) But who are we kidding, you're probably just a baddie. (Bellatrix, Rita, Umbridge.) So weirdly, a lot her villains can have this almost... feminist flavor to them? Which makes them very compelling, in the eyes of her adult fans.

[graceofagodswrath]

Humans are Feral: Part 3

This is actually a continuation of the first part, but in a different scenario. I wanted to write a story with the idea of a human pack-bonding to an alien and going feral after seeing the alien hurt. It would a be a moment where aliens realize that while humans are dangerous, this kind of loyalty they can have for anyone or thing is a rarity and should be respected.

I also wanted to play around with the ideas of aliens reacting to human courtship. I’ve seen lots of headcannons and ideas as to how aliens may react to our openness when it comes to romantic relationships. Aka alien/monster fuckers. I hate you all because I am one of you.

So I decided to mix both and go with the scenario: what if a human’s alien S/O was threatened and hurt? I love the cliche of people going rabid after a loved one is hurt, it’s so nice to see humans actually caring for each other in this day and age.

WARNINGS - Implications of sexual trafficking, death, and violence.

Inter-species relationships were not an uncommon thing. However, they were met with equal skepticism and hate as they were welcome.

When humans joined the mix of races in the outer systems, it threw off those with prejudices against such relationships. While the young race was not without it it’s own trivial prejudices, the openness at which they had to forming lifepairs with non-human beings was unexpected. As humans branched out and their strange reputation became more than simple youngling stories, another reputation began to rise. That was of humans as life-mates.

While many still spurned others for finding partners outside their races, among the community it was seen as a huge honor to have a human as a life-mate. They were deemed high-maintenance and challenging to match, yet their loyalty held no bounds.

It wasn’t long before this became a small joke among the humans. They knew their species, and the idea the outer races had of them as lovers was too good not to joke about.

While they could not quell the rising rumors and fantastical stories surrounding their species, as much as it annoyed some, others took it in stride.

Quil’ian was a xicali of the dexi-10 planetary system, from the jungle planet Huvarrh. Stunningly large beasts, xicalis resembled bipedal humanoids with two pairs of arms and four fingered hands. Smooth, iridescent skin emblazoned with unique patterns covered their bodies. In dark spaces they often glowed with their own soft bioluminescence. Two large eyes of various dappled shades sat on either side of their flat noses. Scientists theorized that humans and xicalis must have had a similar evolutionary path from an ancestor of ape-like characteristics. But where humans remained in the ground, xicalis remained in the trees, their strong arms capable of immense strength for swinging from branch to branch.

Quil’ian was such a xicali. His skin shimmered a cerulean blue so deep it rivaled the gemstones of Farcauv. His eyes were pools of amber, one his partner said reminded them of a sweet syrup called honey from their home.

Quil’ian’s life partner was a human named Amira. She was a well-respected starship engineer from the eastern reaches of the Terran homeworld. Black hair, sun-darkened skin and eyes the color of rich garden soil. She had a laugh like the singing bird calls of his homeworld, and soft words of whispered sweetness that made his legs weak. She was the light of Quil’ian’s life.

When they were about in public and chose to display their affections, it more than often drew side glances. Scathing looks. Jealousy. Yearning. Disgust. They paid no mind.

They found work together, traveling to distant worlds and exploring the nether reaches of the universe. Amira would be hired on as an engineer for a ship, while Quil’ian would work as a docker, using his natural xicali strength to move shipments and ship parts. They made quite the pair for any employer.

It was on such a job, on the freelancer starship Queen Diogovay, they found themselves in a dangerous situation. Alien Marauders had attacked, demanding all shipment and valuable items. And the captain was going to let them have it. They weren't going to risk violence and an injured crew. Until the marauders realized there were humans aboard.

Ever since humans had entered the galactum, the trafficking industry boomed. The want for humans for servitude, experimentation, and especially sexual uses made humans beyond valuable. One pretty Terran could make over several billion kronor.

Upon the Queen Diogovay there were five human crew members, including Amira. And the marauders wanted every one of them. When the pirates first grabbed hold of the ship, three of the humans disappeared while Amira and Sam stayed with the crew to try to keep the trespassers at bay.

This proved to be of no use, as the bastards pushed their way past the barriers and blood was spilled without hesitation. Quil’ian made a split second decision and grabbed both Amira and Sam, throwing the pilot over his shoulders and his mate safely in his secondary arms. Then they were booking it down the hallway.

Quil’ian had it in his head to reach one of the evac pods before the pirates caught up to them. The Captain had been against using them to try to keep the ship and goods from the marauders, but they were most likely dead now, the orders void. And Quil’ian had decided from the start his mate was his first priority.

He was several turns from the pods when a kalik hound rounded the corner and slammed into them full force. A creature commonly used for violence, it opened its massive jaws and jumped at the xicali. Pain tore its way up Quil’ian’s leg, and he couldn’t think past the feeling of the hound’s fangs tearing his calf apart and Amira screeching like a jakvy bird. Then the feeling of the hound’s fangs disappeared as soon as they sunk in.

Quil’ian opened his eyes to see Amira atop the hound, arms wrapped around its throat as she attempted to choke it into submission. Sam had a metal pipe in their hands and was slamming into the hound’s face. The two were snarling and screaming right back at the alien dog, enough fury in their eyes to rival the violent creature. And Quil’ian watched as his mate tipped her head back and sunk her own teeth into the soft flesh of the beast’s neck.

It screamed, and Sam shoved the metal pipe down its throat, flesh tearing as the pole exited through the underside of its jugular. It fell to the ground thrashing, but the two humans doubled down in their efforts until the beast stilled. Quil’ian had never witnessed a hound fall so easily, the beasts known for their dexterity.

Then Amira was by his side, her mouth covered in the hound’s orange blood. Her hands made quick work of the sweatshirt she was wearing, tearing it into a single strip to wrap around the massacre that was the xicali’s leg. Her hands were gentle, a drastic change from the viciousness he just witnessed. The xicali stared at her for a moment, then concluded he would have been just as violent had the beast wrapped its jaws around her. If anything, a shiver went up his spine, one that was not unpleasant, at the realization that his human mate was willing to go to such drastic measures to protect him.

When the binding was done, Amira and Sam did their best to haul Quil’ian to his feet, the xicali towering above them. They made their way to the evac pods, spurred on by the distant yells and screeches from the marauders. It was both surprising and not when they got there and found the three other humans preparing the pods. One of them, Kaeveon, immediately went to their aid, muttering about the captain being a “fucking fool” and how they should have jumped as soon as the pirates boarded.

But all went calm as they entered the pod. The pirates were apparently too busy searching the entire Queen Diogovay for the missing humans to consider that they were already gone. In moments they were out in deep space, heading to the nearest station they could take refuge at. Amira was tucked into Quil’ian’s side for the whole duration, the couple refusing to let the other go. They treated the xicali’s injury with the med kit in the pod. It was enough the keep the woman from fussing over him too much, though her mate admitted to himself that he was rather basking in her concerned care.

Perhaps, after this incident, Quil’ian would try to convince her to settle somewhere. Maybe back on his home planet, in a small home in the trees, with a view she would love.

I’m sorry this took forever to put out. Not my best work since I started it months ago and lost the motivation until now. My mental health hasn’t been the best these pst few months, but we’re on the up, and writing this has definitely put some inspiration back on the table. Hope y’all enjoy this smaller snippet. And I really like the possibilities with Quil’ian and Amira, so maybe I’ll have some more stories starring them.

[scamanderishredmayniac]

Yeah I can see that.

theseus and leta would have been tearing up those 1920s london jazz bars. fancy cocktails, beautiful clothes, cold and misty evenings, the foxtrot, the charleston. intimate venues in the basements, hanging out with wixen and non-magical people of every kind, channelling that rebellious spirit with their characteristic elegance. they would !!

[emeraldsk]

Brain. Why.

Stupid little rant incoming, BUT. I got a whole freaking timeline for my CRK au, cause stuff's changed since like 2 weeks ago.

Putting a read more cause again, rant. Juuuust in case you found this in your homepage but ya don't give a damn XD

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Okay so first, the whole thing of Emerald Sprinkle finding her way somehow into CRK and getting to the kingdom, meeting the hero cookies, who are all self aware? Still happens.

Twist though.

It's only good or 'anti hero' cookies. No followers of Dark Enchantress, no Beasts, no Beast followers, none of them are there.

Then Beast Yeast happens. As Pure Vanilla, Gingerbrave, Strawberry, and Wizard are about to leave, Emerald Sprinkle offers to tag along. Maybe she can find out what she does best. Is she a little magical brat or a shooter, who knows.

Also cause she knows that's where her two biggest crushes are (Shadow Milk and Eternal Sugar), and she wants to at least meet them.

While they're hesitant, Gingerbrave's the one to point out that she does need to see what she can do. Besides, extra help.

While Wizard and Strawberry agree after a bit, Pure Vanilla is genuinely unsure because she's not fighter material. But he'll stay silent.

They get to Beast Yeast, the story happens, la-dee-da-dee-da. When Shadow Milk arrives, everything's normal...

But Emerald Sprinkle's in awe half of the time.

Pure Vanilla's too busy helping to save the freaking world, but the trio notices her giving him glances of inspiration and... Is she blushing?

So once episode 2 is done, she's questioned. Hard.

Did she come to betray them? After all she did for the kingdom before she arrived? Was she in love with a Beast, one of the top 5 picks for 'get your freaking dog binch "it don't bite" yes it do'.

And she's trying to assure them she's with them. The Beasts aren't a wall between them, promises them. Sure, she has a... slight crush on two of them, but she won't go for them.

And they eventually stop, walking away thinking she's okay.

Then BOOM chapter 7.

As they explore the Spire, the group realizes Emerald Sprinkle's starting to open doors and actually get closer to Shadow Milk. This is fantastic!

(They can tell cause I headcannon the souljams can feel when they're close or far, and PV's got us here)

Oh, and yes Candy Apple's here. She's realizing that Emerald Sprinkle's guessing where some of the doors go when it should be only HER who knows. It's... Interesting.

The group (other than CA) assume it's due to her being not from here, so they're overjoyed. They have a (somewhat) guide! Yippie!

At some point, either Candy Apple opens a door and privately shoves Emerald Sprinkle through it and then continues with the rest like nothing happened, or Emerald Sprinkle tried to test a door, but it closed before the group could follow, and when they tried to open it, a different room showed up.

Either way...

Emerald Sprinkle gets lost.

She's scared now, knowing that Shadow Milk could absolutely kill her if he wanted to. She'd not done too much through this, though at least she wasn't like the charge or defense cookies she'd seen.

A voice scares the living crap out of her, she twists around...

It's Black Sapphire cookie!

She knows he's a troublemaker too, but he gives her a little deal.

Just...

Listen to this, but Black Sapphire is giving Emerald Sprinkle a bit of... Help though a certain power. One that can help her beat Shadow Milk, help her friends out so much to where they can trust in her.

Believe in her.

And honestly? Even though she's in the Spire...

She still thinks that maybe, just maybe...

He could be right.

Dumb trust, but maybe.

So, she takes the magic, and he opens a door to her friends.

But she didn't know that the power he gifted her could potentially help her fall into the pit of Deceit-

So. During chapter 7, Emerald finds herself alone, in a room with just a bed, a small table with a lamp, and a couch. Nothing crazy, unlike the rest of this place.

The door closes behind her, jumping her into a bit of fear as she stumbles around to see who the hell did that.

And is struck by a mix of total fear, awe, and shock.

Shadow Milk Cookie himself.

Now, a lot of his convincing came from this uh-gixtogxk-ehm- asmr (which is totally really freaking good-)

BUT BUT LISTEN.

He makes her stay, making the door not exist anymore, and starts his new plan.

You see, he didn't think of her being here at ALL. He didn't know she existed since he wasn't in the kingdom.

But seeing her not be too mad at him...

Her lying to her friends...

He had to give her some credit, she seemed like an interesting cookie.

Her admiration for him? Eh, he wasn't a big fan since the only other one to do so was Candy Apple, and she does it too much.

But he starts to... Plant a little seed of doubt about her friends.

It's a been about an hour by now. But where are they?

Surely not here.

How often do you tell little white lies? You did it just outside the Spire. Would you do it again if given the chance?

He's so manipulative that he even somehow gets Emerald Sprinkle to admit that she was so dishonest as a kid. Lying all the time to her parents.

Oooo, he likes that.

So he gives her a little thing to think about. Did she feel good saying lies sometimes?

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Some were. They saved her butt on multiple occasions.

And how hurtful was the truth?

Very bad. They would get her grounded sometimes.

And he sees a way in. Saying that, yknow, the fact that you've been able to explore the Spire better than the others... That's cause it sees a similarity between them. She's just like him in a way.

And due to his twisted thinking and the magic, she realizes that yeah... He's doing bad things, but... For a good reason.

So the next time the group of heroes sees her, it's Jade Sprinkle cookie, ready to fight them with the power Black Sapphire gave her. All for her crush.

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HOLY COW THAT TOOK FOREVER.

I just HAD to put it down into words I AUUGH

Thinking of making this a oneshot orrrr a short fic of like 5 or less chapters uhhhh anyone want that?

AAAANYWAY

Now if you'll excuse me, my phone went from about 38% to 27% while writing this (and my hand hurts cause phone typing this much hurts) so I'M OUT XD

[gorogues]

howdy!! was wondering what your favourite tv or movie adaptations for each rogue are? although material is limited for most of them… i was wondering what shows/movies did them right!!

Hi! As usual, I'm typically too indecisive to pick just one, especially if they've got a lot of good adaptions.

Len - With Len, I'm very torn between Justice League Unlimited, the CWverse, and Batman: The Brave and the Bold. He's got a lot of good appearances, though he's in so much that there's a lot of stuff that isn't great too.

Lisa - I'm also torn between the Harleyverse and CW Flash, because they're two very different takes on her. The Harleyverse (specifically the Kite Man series) is much more true to her comics self and it's great fun for that reason, but I also enjoyed the practical down-to-earth live action version. I think I'll go with the Harleyverse because she's more fun, even though I'm sorry we rarely see her interacting with Rogues (just her brother on occasion).

Sam - Justice League Unlimited is my choice, though he was great on The Batman too. (And then there's Super Friends, which has the distinction of creating the Mirrorverse. Definitely not his best adaptation, but very memorable.)

Evan - Batman: The Brave and the Bold, even in spite of the ridiculous accent. He even has the tooth gap!

Roscoe - There are very few options, so I'm giving it to Flashpoint Paradox since he at least got two lines. His cameos in Batman: The Brave and the Bold are fun, though.

James - Justice League Unlimited. I like the two live action versions of James, but by headcannoning him as a different character. I don't enjoy the interpretation of him as a psychopath.

Axel - CW Flash Axel was pretty good, though I wish he was less psycho.

Roy - With Roy we're limited to Teen Titans Go and the CW Flash show. I like both for different reasons, but they're both extremely limited because TTG is just goofy and the CW Flash is mostly just creepy; I do wish CW Roy showed more range. (Obviously it's not surprising that TTG is goofy.)

Mark - He was lots of fun on Batman: The Brave and the Bold. I really like his CW Flash incarnation too, but for me that comes in second place.

Hartley - I haven't seen the Beast Boy show yet (apparently it's only aired in the UK thus far?), so the only answer is the CW Flash series.

Mick - For a traditional Mick, Batman: The Brave and the Bold. For a far less conventional one, the CW version. Both are great.

Digger - Having a really tough time with this one, because he's in so much stuff and some of it is great. My three picks are Justice League Unlimited, the DCEU animated movies (Suicide Squad: Hell To Pay, Batman: Assault On Arkham, and Justice League Dark: Apokolips War. The last movie is gruesome and depressing, but Digger himself is perfect), and the live action Suicide Squad movies.

Owen - I really liked his incarnation on the CW Flash series, even though he was absolutely nothing like Owen.

Abra Kadabra - His first episode of the CW Flash show was amazing and I'll give that the prize, but his second episode sucked. Otherwise, Batman: The Brave and the Bold is the best.

The Shade - Not a Rogue, but he's fantastic on Stargirl. Highly recommended.

Here are my gifs from various TV and movies, if you're interested. And the gifs tag has other people's gifs, especially from the CWverse.

[the-lonesome-raven]

Okay so, there's this twst headcannon I've seen around a few times (like here) that I really like about Yuu being a sort of reverse disney princess in which instead of attracting cute woodland critters like Silver, they attract monsters and magical beasts.

Since Yuu was given the title of beast tamer by Crowley in the prologue, it would be cool if it could be brought back in some way. They could be visiting some sort of monster/beast conservation center and Yuu immediately befriends all of the creatures and ends up like this:

But they also end up befriending the bigger monsters too:

(All of these screenshots belong to the manga "I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness" if you're curious)

It would be so funny but also pretty amazing seeing a magicless human befriend such fantastical creatures with ease.

And seeing that Grim is the only monster we've met in the story so far (at least to my knowledge), there is still a possibility for this theory to become true. Who knows?

[lord-of-lies-entertainer-to-all]

[[ The curtains open, the show begins! ]]

` ` Oh, welcome one and all, to the fantastical, illusionary, mind bending performance of deceit, hosted by yours truly, Shadow Milk Cookie! ` `

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Master of lies, lord of deceit, the star of the show! Rightful owner of ♕ Pure Vanilla Cookie's Soul jam.

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Rules:

1 ~ No NSFW. Period. Violence and other dark themes and topics are allowed, but anything sexual is off-limits

2 ~ No racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic/ ect. content

3 ~ No creepy requests

4 ~ This is a ROLEPLAY blog, my main is @fawnoverbrawn !

5 ~ Limit 5 asks per day per person, please don't randomly flood my inbox ^^

6 ~ ShadowVanilla and AnonShadow are both perfectly acceptable (I've changed my ways I like the toxic yaoi)

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Headcannons under the Cut:

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~ Shadow Milk Cookie is Genderqueer, Using They/He/It pronouns. They're also Biromantic Asexual.

~ Shadow Milk barely gets along with the other beast cookies, thinking Burning Spice is too hot headed [usually spending his time ticking him off for entertainment], and finding Mystic Flour boring.

~ Candy Apple [She/Her] has a massive one-sided crush on Shadow Milk it readily abuses to further manipulate her.

~ Black Sapphire [He/Him] is their right hand man, and frequently mumbles to himself

~ Shadow Milk frequently strokes their own ego, complementing others to wrap them around their finger. They frequently laugh off any rude comments, and take great enjoyment from the suffering and anger of others.

~ Shadow Milk speaks rather formally and in riddles, weaving together truth and lies to create a story so spun it's hard to tell them from each other

~ Despite being a master of deceit, they rarely say blatant lies, and are frequently being honest from their own twisted world-view.

~ Absolutely DESPISES the heroes and Pure Vanilla, but masks their rage and hatred under a mask of jokes

~ Absolutely loves praise and applause, in the past likely performed on stage for whomever would watch

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` ` Sit back and enjoy the show! ` `

- ♢♡♤♧ -

[charmwasjess]

Hi!!! I just recently started reading your fics(5 days to murder Sifo-Dyas was AMAZING) and I was wondering what got you started shipping dooku and Sifo-Dyas?? And also do you have any unshared headcannons about either of them?

Hello!!!! And what?! ❤️Thank you so much!! That makes my night! Five Days was my first ship fic; I'm really touched you started there.

I did not actually ever decide to ship Sifo-Dyas and Dooku, it just kind of happened without my will, evolving in stories where I didn't intend to put it. Dooku is not a character who always fits comfortably inside a pairing, and that's before you get into his... uh, canon eventualities. But before I started shipping them, I wrote this sparring scene with Dooku and Sifo-Dyas in a fic where they're not together, but I couldn't figure out why it was so... intimate? Risky? Bare? Almost romantic? Why it felt so much like writing a sex scene, when there wasn't anything sexual about it?

I'm not the instinctive type of writer who is like "well, the characters did whatever they wanted and I just wrote it down." I wish I was one of those writers, I'd probably write better stuff! But I'm usually a planner. In this case, these two kept doing that to me, and eventually I just wanted to see where it would go. Since then, it's been about six fics that I've written just exploring them, and I love it?!

At first, I was worried I'd lose readers about it, but mostly everyone has been fantastic. And not to get too real, but it's been great for me as a person: I grew up as a closeted queer person in a deeply religious environment, so on some level, it's incredibly freeing to just get to write a gay love story.

Headcanons!!! - I got 'em. I really love Dooku as this excruciatingly serious, driven, eyes-on-the-prize person who truly enjoys the company of more relaxed goofballs like Sifo-Dyas. What is intimacy if not the ability to share some part of yourself with someone you trust? That's not to say Dooku is ever silly, but I think that there's a lot more warmth and vulnerability squeezed out when he's in the company of someone more in touch with that side, willing to draw him out.

And for Sifo-Dyas, I see him as a person who can genuinely relate to Dooku on a meaningful level. He isn't just this sweet, adorable guy who comes in and heals the would-be monster with the power of love. This isn't Beauty and the Beast. He has a battle with darkness of his own, these unsettling, sometimes crushing abilities, a danger to him, and a durability. If Dooku didn't think Sifo-Dyas needed him as much as Dooku needed Sifo-Dyas, the pairing wouldn't have the same compulsiveness.

Anyway, I'm going on too long because this is so fun. :D Sifo-Dyas leaves dishes in the sink. Dooku cleans them up and complains about it. They both get something out of this routine.

[j4ck0fspades]

Just remembered I have free will and now I'm watching fantastic beasts and crocheting a cardigan. Finished the first and am halfway through the second, so far my headcannons include newt being autistic.

[writermask-0807]

RUL3S AND REGULATIONS

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

Hi, I'm Lynne! Like all forms of Lyn Lynne or literally anything. So I just realized I didn't make this sort of post in the beginning of this blog, so I thought I might as well start now, since it's better late than never right? 🙃 let's see what else to put here… requests are open, I'm edit: 17 now!! (the 19 was a typo), she/her, and this blog is strictly sfw.

ANIME/FANDOMS I'LL WRITE FOR:

ARANYAK - because I literally CANNOT find any fanfics on it, and I'm down bad for angad malik

DORORO

fantastic beasts and where to find them

Fantastic beasts: secrets of Dumbledore

Harry Potter

Trollhunters

The hobbit

Hell's paradise

Spy x family

Avatar: the way of the water

My hero academia

Demon slayer

Assassination classroom

Violet Evergarden

Fruit basket

Horimiya

The girl who can see

Komi can't communicate

Death note

BLACKLISTED CHARACTERS:

overhaul/chisaki kai (he's a red flag and i regret the fic i wrote for him. and also its so hard to write for him ok 😩), mineta minoru (i just wanna strangle him until hes choking and red in the face) from my hero academia.

Sasuke (I have my reasons), and Jiraiya from Naruto.

Naruse shisuto from komi can't communicate

Akito sohma from fruit basket

(i honestly can't think of anyone else so ig that's all.)

THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU BLOCKED (OR CONTENT I WON'T WRITE FOR.)

I don't write nsfw. like at all. No smut, or any kinks or anything like that, so please don't request such things, and please respect my boundaries.

If you're pro-israel, sexist, misogynistic, racist, anti-vaxxer, fatphobic, Islamophobic, etc etc. I'm being honestly serious about this. Keep your shit opinions to yourself, the world is better without them.

STUFF THAT I'LL WRITE:

I'll write headcannons, scenarios, drabbles and imagines, though I might sound a bit rusty 👀

I also accept character x character fics although this mainly a x reader blog.

I'll be writing for female and gender neutral readers

Gore, yandere, and other dark themes are allowed, but the descriptions won't be that graphic

I can also write platonic relationships, familial relationships n the lot, for example like dadzawa or something.

All asks and requests will be answered and finished when inspiration/motivation strikes, which means there's no telling if its gonna be super quick or super slow, so please don't pressure me into writing quicker, and my sincerest apologies to the people who'll have to wait. There might also be circumstances where I won't be able to write for your asks, because it simply isn't easy?? Idk how to explain it (and im aware of how stupid that sounds,) but keep in mind that im not obligated (to finish the requests) either. Hope you enjoy!!! (I'm so excited!!)

*writermask out!*

[fandom-nursery]

Introdiction

Hi I'm Micah! (any pronouns) and I run this blog. I am over the age of 18 so if that is not something you are comfortable with this is not the place for you

I write mostly age regression headcanons although occasionally I might branch out and write oneshots

will do: headcannons, short fics (when I can), little!character x cg!reader, padded regression

won't do: anything regarding self harm, NSFW content or eating disorders

ask first: cg!character x little!reader

Fandoms I will write for:

 Book:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson 

six of crows

Hunger games

Game:

The Arcana 

Obey me

Twisted wonderland

Anime:

Black butler

My hero academia 

Castlevania

Broadway: 

Phantom of the opera 

Beetlejuice

TV show live action: 

Once upon a time

Umbrella academy

Lucifer

Our flag means death 

Dead boy detectives

TV show animated: 

My little pony (gen 4 and 5)

Tangled the series 

Carmen Sandiego 

Shera 

Miraculous ladybug 

Ducktales 

Steven universe 

Avatar the last airbender

Infinity train 

The owl house 

Legends of Vox Machina 

Total drama

Camp camp 

Riders of berk 

Adventure Time (including Fionna and cake)  

Hazbin hotel

Helluva Boss

Monster high (gen 1 and gen 3)

Movie live action: 

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them 

Marvel 

Descendants

Movie animated: 

Most disney/pixar movies

Ugly dolls 

Nimona 

D&D

Fantasy high (dimension 20)

Misfits and magic  (dimension 20)

Taz Eathersea

If there is something you want me to write that isn't on this list you are always free to ask! The worst I will ever say is no and that's usually just because I don't know enough about the media in question

if you have a trigger tag you would like me to add to my posts please let me know!

DNI:

Age play, ddlg and variations, or kink content. There is nothing wrong with those things but this blog is for age regression which is different

anti-agre. This one feels self explanatory. If you don't like age regression then don't be on an age regression blog

homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, sexist etc. I want this blog to be an accepting space and bigotry will not be tolerated here

[roguepen]

I was asked to compile some fanfic recs and I've decided to put some out for you all to read at your leisure. It's mainly Harry Potter - because the fandom took full control there - and I'm recommending other fics from mostly smaller fandoms as well. I don't think you need to read the source material to enjoy most of these.

Under the cut!

Harry Potter

The Secret Diary of Hugo Granger-Weasley, Aged Thirteen and a Half - by FloreatCastellum

The Quest to Find 12 Ways to Charm Witches - by FloreatCastellum

A Brief History of Red Telephone Boxes - by FloreatCastellum

She has written my one true headcannon for Hugo Weasley in three fics - he's a menace, he's unintentionally hilarious and just the perfect combination of Ron and Hermione and the take on the Adrien Mole novels is sheer perfection. All of her work is great and stand out on their own merits - but I come back to these when I need a really good laugh because she really understands those awkward early teen years so well.

FloreatCastellum has retired from fanfiction to pursue original works, but her backlog is extensive, interesting and engaging. Her tumblr is still active and going through her asks is a treat into examining her though processes and clarifying some details. You can find the tumblr here @floreatcastellumposts

Order of Mercy - by MandyinKC

I'm very past due to reread this - she started posting this on FFN when I was teaching in South Korea and I remember reading the updates in the evening before bed. It's a fantastic take on another prospective on the last book and probably did play a part in my own writing. This is one of the best takes on an alternate prospective of Deathly Hallows from the shared prospectives of Bill, Fleur, Percy and Audrey as they form their own small resistance group.

Irrational - by RonsGirlFriday (aka @constitutionalweasleymonarchy on this hellsite)

This is the fic that made me appreciate the first person prospective and showed me what kind of strong character voice that can offer. The way Audrey is written here is fantastic, she's quiet, observant and is going through her very quiet life as it begins to shift through meeting new people. The story is not overwhelmed by an intense narrative, it's a quiet day to day sort of story. This is one of the primary inspirations for the POV for One for Sorrow and its early tone before the madness set in. I will drop everything I'm doing if I get word of an update or new publication.

Oo0Oo0

Bridgerton

a most assured bliss - by starkswinterfelling

I know this fandom has taken off in recent years and has a lot of good fics, I don't have time to go through them all these days but I can recommend this one with confidence as a long, extended epilogue to book 3 of the series from the prospective of the elderly housekeeper as she ends up in a web of well-meaning secrets between her employers. It's very well written, very funny and a reminder that all secrets come out eventually.

Oo0Oo0

Daddy Long Legs - Jean Webster

Dear Mr. Ben E. Factor - by orphan_account

This is one of the finest epistolary novels. It's short and covers about four years of Judy Abbott's life as a college student paid for by an unknown benefactor. This book is a product of its times in regards to race and class politics of the era. If that's not something you want to go through, that's fine, some kind soul has rewritten the novel for modern sensibilities and has lost none of what made the original novel so endearing.

Oo0Oo0

Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien

The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan - by Lialathuveril

The author is now self publishing and I recommend all the work on her page. This is one of the stories I made sure to save in case FFN ever truly dies - it's funny, well written and a slightly insane concept that just works.

Oo0Oo0

Beauty and the Beast

Honey, You're Familiar (Like My Mirror Years Ago) - by hester_latterly

No words for this modern Beauty and the Beast AU. It's well written, engaging and a character study in the guise of... I just don't want to say modern fairy tale, because it's a good definition, but it's ultimately a story about two lonely people coming together. Unfinished, but great!

[green-eyed-dreamer]

Dating Theseus Scamander Would Include...

Hi! This is my first post so please be nice!

My requests are open so if you have any ideas don’t be shy !

I like to think that Theseus is the type of man who knows what he wants in life and that includes women

So when you first met there was an instant attraction on both parts cuz lets be honest who wouldn’t be attracted to that man

Would be professional with you if you two worked together but would definitely make a few flirty remarks here and there when you were alone

Would make the first move when asking you out

Would bring you to a nice restaurant that he knew you would like 

He was a true gentleman. He would pick you up from your appartement, bring you a single rose, open the door for you, etc

It was a perfect night

After that night he was completely infatuated with you 

Would ask you on a few other dates before asking you to be officially his

He��s a romantic in a relationship so expect him to compliment every chance he gets especially if it earns him a blush on your face

Will be the first to say I love you

Pda with Theseus would be sweet and simple especially at work so a quick peck before heading off to work in his office

If you were both in a meeting together he would try and stay as professional as possible but the small smile that appeared on his face when you walk in or when you talk would put a dent in his professional facade

Outside of work would be a lot of hand holding, arm around your shoulder but all the romantic and passionate kisses would be saved for when you are alone

Even if you two weren’t big on pda everyone knew you two had a thing for each other by the way both of you would smile and look at each other

Theseus would have to work late nights due to the importance of his job

When he came home from those late nights the one thing on his mind is holding you in his arms to decompress 

He would make it up to you by bringing you out on cute dates 

You would help him on those stressful nights by either staying there with him and helping him out or simply pouring him a nice bubble bath for you two to relax in afterwards

Since he holds a high rank in the ministry he would ask you to join him to the galas and balls that were held at the ministry

He loved having you by his side and show you off

He especially loved having you there because he knew you were there to support him and no one else

Always makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful women in the room because in his eyes you are

Whenever you walk in a room you can alway feel his eyes on you doesn’t matter where you are 

When you make eye contact he gives you one of his infamous smirks 

Every time he went on a mission you would make him promise to be careful 

He would promise you that he would and he meant it because he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you and the idea to leave you before he could put a ring on your finger and make a promise to live the rest of your lives together was something he never wanted to happen

He would keep a pocket watch with a picture of you in it to be able remind himself what was waiting for him once he got home

His job is important to him no one can say otherwise but now you were his number one priority and he always makes you feel like you’re the only women for him because you are

After the incident with Grindelwald in Paris I feel like he would find comfort in the fact that you were safe He lost colleagues he’s worked with so he’s in mourning but you help him through it instead of letting him succumb to anger and revenge  I think the fact that you being by his side through the long nights the sleepless ones and his mood swings caused by tiredness would be what makes him go out and by a ring

He couldn’t picture his life without you and he didn’t want to so he went out bought a ring and decided that the best way to propose would be by recreating the first date you went on

The speech would be emotional with him saying that he knows that they are in a time of war and you never know what could happen but that he knows one thing that you were the only one for him 

You obviously say yes crying into his arms He would hold you while a few tears of joy would fall from his own eyes