#fanfiction disclaimers

[hiyashortking]

Disclaimers

Rule #1:

If you are a minor, do not interact with me or any of my content.

Here are some details about me that inform my writing. I am:

36 year old

genderqueer, under the nonbinary umbrella, under the trans umbrella

pansexual

demisexual

wildly alloromantic

poly/open/ENM with two long-term nesting partners

a European immigrant who grew up in NYC; white

bilingual; English is my second language but I’m fluent with an unfortunate lack of accent

late in life self-diagnosed and therapist-confirmed autistic

medicated for OCD and MDD

being treated for C-PTSD

physically disabled; in chronic pain

fat

and most importantly an Aquarius sun/Sag moon/Libra rising ;p

What content can you expect from me?:

Almost anything can be a triggering topic, so please go into my reading assuming I will have written about your triggers and you are not safe here. Enter at your own risk, have your armor on, or feel free to go elsewhere. Your mental health is important and my fanfiction is likely not an important part of your journey.

Since I write fanfic for Hazbin Hotel, I’ll be leaning into very common but easily triggering shit like addiction, depression, anxiety, sex, selfishness, dissociation, trauma responses, trauma bonding, love bombing, manipulation, immorality, dark comedy from characters who are not healthy or moral, mentions of suicide or suicidal thoughts, and so on.

I’m going to focus a lot on my own kinks so you’ll see a lot of the reader as a dom, power bottom, or just not a sub if I can avoid it. You’ll see a lot of Lucifer as a service!top and/or sub with love for things like being your good boy, pet, toy, etc. I also like that he has power and money, so even I am not immune to some daddy moments.

I love writing about mental health, so it will be likely for me to suddenly shift from fluff or smut into angst or trauma processing. There will probably be more comedy, fluff, and angst in my writing than downright smut. I love a fade to black tease and a happy ever after.

I like breaking the fourth wall.

Credit

The MDNI banner I use was made by arlerts-angel.

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[theskyeisup]

Anyways where's the time travel AU in which Alicent wakes up in the godswood with Rhaenyra's head in her lap?

"I quite like this position," Rhaenyra says, gazing at Alicent with that cocky smirk of hers.

And oh, Alicent has had this dream a million times before. She closes her eyes and prepares herself for the heartbreak. Any moment now, she'd hear her younger self's voice, rebuffing Rhaenyra as she always did. And Alicent would scream and cry and curse, forever bitter that she had chosen wrongly, oh so wrongly, that day. Except... It doesn't happen.

There's a hand cradling her cheek, a thumb gently drawing circles in her skin. Alicent shudders, and leans back, crawling away at the contact.

"Hey, what's wrong? Did I do something?" That sweet voice asks, and Alicent opens her eyes from the shock of it. Rhaenyra looks at her, a mix of worry and hurt clouding her eyes. She's leaning on her elbows now, and Alicent misses the weight on her lap.

This was... this was not how it happened.

Alicent licks her lips. She doesn't know this new scenario. It felt like a prayer changed mid-verse, or a story ending on a blank page.

It felt like a new beginning.

"Let's leave," She says before she can stop herself.

Rhaenyra looks at her for a moment, uncomprehending. Then her eyes light up, and she throws her head back and laughs and laughs and laughs, and it sounds like bells clinking in the wind.

It's the most beautiful sound that Alicent has ever heard.

[yawujin]

woaa could i order some uhhhh russia, turkey, america, and england with a gn!reader who's a lightweight w alcohol and gets real sappy, more affectionate n touchy ykwim? thank youuu :3

ofc !! 🍻 as someone who has a very low alcohol tolerance, this will be a breeze for me to write lmao. thanks for the req!!

request | russia , turkey , america & england x lightweight! reader

type | head canon format , cute , mentions of drinking alcohol , gender neutral reader

russia/ivan braginsky ♡

he's always amused when he is accompanied by someone who gets tipsy after one drink, and drunk after two

he couldn't imagine what it's like to be like that

he isn't one to judge, but he likes to observe

if they ever need someone to hold their cup for any reason, russia would be the first to volunteer

they'll give him a big hug to thank him for being such a gentleman, leaving him wondering if their affections mean anything more than just them being extra friendly due to the alcohol 💭

turkey/sadık adnan ♡

i feel like turkey is a happy drunk, after he's had so many drinks he'll find everything funny

he is the extrovert you would want to bring to a party, club or bar

he is extremely affectionate to them back, pulling them into his arms for a tight hug

he'll begin to praise them and say things such as "i'm glad you're here!!!"

america/alfred f. jones ♡

much like turkey, america finds himself laughing a lot after he's had a few drinks

their ability to get intoxicated after only 2-3 drinks makes him feel better about himself seeing as he usually has the lowest alcohol tolerance in whatever group he's with

he'll poke fun at them as they lean unto him, feeling their own body become more feverish little by little.

"dude, you're like so drunk and we just started drinking!" he pats their head, completely charmed by them

england/arthur kirkland ♡

takes him a BIT to get to complete drunkenness

so, in the meantime he takes care of them

ie: making sure they don't trip, holding their drink if they need him to do so, maybe ordering them a water instead of another pint lol

but as soon as he starts getting drunk...

he starts to become just as sappy as they are

he throws compliments like he never has before, not hesitating to touch them back

help??? why did that sound so 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[honeygrahambitch]

Will had one quick look at his watch.

"Time for me to go, it's getting quite late." He said as he got up from the armchair. He and Hannibal ended up talking for hours even if basically his session should have ended a long time ago.

He let out a deep hiss as a sharp pain went through his right shoulder. He knew he should have avoided making any sudden move.

"What's wrong?" Hannibal asked as Will'a sudden reaction caught Hannibal's attention.

"Yesterday I bent down to pick up a part of the boat engine I am working on and I must have somehow pulled a muscle. I forgot about it." He said as he quickly masked the pain with a smile.

"That's certainly not something to ignore." Hannibal said as he got up too and inspected Will from head to toes as if he was trying to make sure nothing else was broken.

"It's fine, ibuprofen helps." Will said and immediately regretted it. The expression on Hannibal's face changed.

"May I?" He said as he took a few steps closer behind Will.

"Let me guess, besides mastering all the skills a human being can master, you are also a physiotherapist."

"No, I haven't mastered it, but I do have some knowledge."

"Sure, go ahead, doctor." Will said and tensed instantly when Hannibal's hands rested on his shoulders.

"I need you to relax. And I need you to tell me when it hurts. And don't try to hold it in like you usually do."

"Is it that hard to believe that my pain threshold is just very high- OH FUCK, HANNIBAL."

"Seems like I'm in the right spot." He commented. Sure, asking Will to take off his shirt would have made his job easier but he didn't want to overstep his boundaries. He must have been in an enormous amount of pain anyway if he complied so easily with Hannibal's request.

"You think so?" Will asked and his again as Hannibal's hands did their magic near the spot where the neck meets the shoulder.

"Is this above your pain threshold?"

"Why? Is this all you can- JESUS CHRIST."

"Your muscles are so stiff. You were saying this shoulder of yours is usually giving you troubles in general. Would you mind it if I took care of your other shoulder too?" He asked as his hands presses now around the pulled muscle, giving Will a break. "It looks like you really need a massage."

"Whatever you say. Not all of us sit tight 24 out of 24."

"It's just a habit. Of course, that means it is something you have to educate yourself." Hannibal said as his hands were now massaging both shoulders.

Will let out a deep sigh as he felt his tight muscle slowly relaxing against Hannibal's firm grip. The initial pain was gone and was slowly being replaced by something else.

Hannibal found a spot right below Will's nape, almost between the shoulder bladed and used his thumbs to press into it. Will let out a moan and tilted his head back, leaning into Hannibal's touch.

Hannibal had a satisfied smile upon his lips as his hands went back towards Will's shoulders, working their way into relieving the stiffness. When he reached that one muscle again, Will didn't make any noise this time, other than letting out a sigh.

"You should have mentioned that you have magic hands since our first session. Is this something you include in your therapy?"

"Not to everyone. Just for you, in fact." He said as his hands were now resting on Will's shoulders.

"Thanks'. It feels like this has solved all my issues to be honest." He said and laughed, which made Hannibal beam even more.

"That is good to hear." Hannibal said as he walked away from his back. "And Will, you don't need to pull a muscle next time you need a massage. You can just ask for it."

[meiliarotten]

could you do demo, sniper, heavy and medic with virgin reader?? I have a hc that medic has a big ass corruption kink and the idea of deflowering someone turns him on oh so much. And other mercs are just find readers shyness cute and trying not to hurt you but make you feel good!

Virgin Reader Headcanons (Demo, Heavy, Medic, Sniper)

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The Masterlist

💥 Demoman 💥

Demo definitely finds your shyness cute as hell, and he’ll let you know it too

He loves watching the way you go red from his gentle teasing

I think this would actually be his way of making you feel more at ease, playfully teasing and poking fun at some of the more awkward aspects of sex and first times

He would talk you through the experience, always making sure you're aware and okay with what he’s doing

He’ll probably make you come at least once before the “main event,” either fingering you or going down on you to help you loosen up a bit.

Definitely let him know that you’re enjoying what he’s doing! Feedback, people!

Not only does he enjoy it (*cough* praise kink *cough*) but it also lets him learn exactly what you like

🥊 Heavy 🥊

Caution is this man’s middle name when it comes to this scenario

Heavy “Caution” Weapons Guy. (This was funnier at 3:00 AM)

I am a massive dick Heavy truther, so obviously that factors in here

Not only are you gonna be having sex for the first time but you’re gonna be tackling that

Lube is a must, of course, and this man is about to become the king of foreplay

Lots of communication, and not just verbal, either. Heavy would be super attentive to your body language, taking note of any tension or signs of pain

Once you’re comfortable though, he starts to relax, probably letting you ride him so that you can control the pace while he lays back, admiring you

He is also the king of aftercare. You’re definitely gonna be sore afterwards, but he’ll make sure you feel thoroughly pampered

🏥 Medic 🏥

I feel like Medic, while he’s definitely aware of the delicacies that come with a person’s virginity, would absolutely treat the encounter like an experiment

How do you react to this kind of stimuli? What sensations do you most enjoy? Do you like pain?

Basically this guy’s head is full of questions and hypotheses

Which, to be honest, is how most first times go. It’s all about trial and error.

However, anon, I see your headcanon, and it has given me thoughts!

I think the initial “deflowering” would be a more calculated and gentle encounter

Afterwards though, Medic would definitely try to slowly introduce you to kinkier things- Exhibitionism, impact play, collars, the list goes on!

And of course, he treats all of this like an experiment too, studying you closely throughout every scene, watching your sexuality change and grow

You are a precious little specimen to him

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Foreplay will instantly become a priority

Even if you would prefer to simply jump right in, Sniper would insist on the importance of it

It’s almost like he has a checklist in his head- makeouts, leading to caressing, leading to groping, leading to… etc etc.

It couldn’t possibly be because he’s touch starved, of course not (/s)

While I don’t think he places much stock in “virginity,” he will respect those who do

As such, he’ll put in the effort to make sure your first time is a good experience

He takes this task seriously, but will occasionally find humor in it, especially if you’re the first to laugh

And of course, aftercare and cuddles are a necessity.

[myfairkatiecat]

The moment you've all been waiting for...

Sophie and Keefe cheat during Legacy fic

Tagging people who were interested!

@theyearis2025 @sparklenarniawizard @kotlcpuppetshow @ahoyimlosingmymind @booksandpaperss @kykafitzdinguss @jeannefostergoriot @lilliesandlight @lezabeththetheodoraimposter @thoughtlescat @figure-skating-avocado @stunning-mess @permanently-stressed @doodle-do-wop @ohmygoly @the-way-astray

[magistralucis]

The Vainglory of Falling Stars [Imotekh/Orikan/Trazyn]

Then let us be as the ancient gods, gentlemen, who knew the happy way to be holy.

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Written for @eleooooooo during the Secret Sanguinala Exchange 2024. Faced with the end of the world as they know it, Orikan and his lover Imotekh supplicate themselves before Trazyn, desperate for meaning. Another prophet sleeps beneath the Nihilakh crownworld, and the overlord holds the key to their connection... but it comes at a price, of course, there's always a price.

Deals with heavy emotional themes. Please read additional warnings.

Imotekh/Orikan/Trazyn. Necrontyr AU. Novella-length (32k words). Pre-biotransference and Lovecraftian headcanons. Extremely NSFW.

[Originally published 25/12/2024 - AO3 link here.]

[rainbowbeanstyles]

Do you have any good ABO fics to recommend? A part of me wants to try reading it, because sometimes I read a description and it sounds really good. But then they mention ABO or I read the tags and I'm like, no, absolutely not. Or I find a author that I like, but the rest of their fics are ABO and I really feel like I'm missing out on good fanfic sometimes. But I just can't get myself to read it. I tried once and I tell you I backed out of that fic so fast, it was just so weird and I was so confused.

No pressure of course, just if you want to. Hope you have a good day/night❤

anon. when i read this i cracked my fingers, rubbed my hands, put on my glasses and opened ao3 so fast!

first of all. i usually read omega harry & alpha louis, and i'm also a sucker for non traditional a/b/o dynamics, i think you might find those interesting? they're some of my favs i eat them all up

second. i really like hurt/comfort so i think most if not all are like that oops. listen. a/b/o is FULL of emotions, like i said on my tag i think that's why i like them so much, they feel sooooo much and the scent thing is very cool to me. NESTING is also a fav so it's gonna be included here

third. at the end of the day, if you really don't end up liking it, it is what it is you know, it's very cool that you're willing to read some and give it another try! i hope you get to find something that might make you feel more comfy to read, but it is completely understandable if it's not your cup of tea haha personally it did take me a while to get into to it after my first try (do share with me your experience if you try reading some! good and bad it's all good)

OKAAAAYY i'm talking too much, time for some fav a/b/o fics, different lengths and different worlds, all great:D

🤍 hanging around by homosociallyyours (1k - non-traditional dynamics, nesting, domestic)

🤍 perfect, for now by parmahamlarrie (4k - neighbors, touch starvation, nesting)

🤍 her by jaerie (7k - quarantine, office work, transitioning)

🤍 safe place to hide away by lunarheslwt (12k - established relationship, nesting, hurt/comfort)

🤍 anything that feels good by bluegreenish (13k, established relationship, nesting, non-traditional dynamics)

🤍 keep me closer by zanni_scaramouche (18k - college, touch starvation)

🤍 there's no pleasure in this resisting by etherealbliss (26k - neighbors, intersex omegas, that tag might be a whole other thing for you but the story is so fun i promise)

🤍 wither & bloom by the_dixie_pixie (65k - touring shenanigans! singer h, vocal coach louis, closeted character)

i feel like these can be good introductions, if anybody else sees this and wants to rec more to this anon, feel free to do so!

[esli444]

the ships in “Sour Switchblade” are probably going to be wolfstar, rosekiller, jegulus, pandalily and dorlene. thats it thats the post

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily🦇

*But conversations I've had at work*

Dick: Wow! You taped that box up really well! I can't even tell it was opened!

Steph: Wow! Maybe I can con people.

Dick: No! You're better than that! We talked about this! Don't be a monster! Be a monster hunter!

[imthedr3amer]

📖 Fic rec: SPN, Wincest, Explicit 🍑🍆

[Sequel to this recent rec.]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)

Relationship: Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Characters: Sam WinchesterDean Winchester

Additional Tags: Sam Winchester Has a Large Penis, Anal Sex, Lube, Fluff and Smut, Gay Sex, Incest Kink, Bottom Dean Winchester/Top Sam Winchester, Top Sam Winchester, Bottom Dean Winchester, Size Kink, Penis Size, Happy Ending

Language: English

Stats: Published: 2024-12-12 Words: 2,178

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by fictionallemons

Summary: “Come on, Sam, you promised we could try after we wrapped the case. The case is wrapped. We ganked the bad guy and saved two nice little old ladies, for god’s sake. What else do I have to do to get fucked in the ass by my little brother?”

Sam's not sure this is going to work, but he's going to try.

[Don't forget to toss a kudos and a comment to the author, who is also here on Tumblr as @fictionallemons. 🫶]

[empressofthewind]

started researching for a fic and discovered that the real-world application of the idea does not even remotely work with what i wanted to do. ten dead thousands injured

[glasshouses-and-stones]

If you had to bet on ONE hockey ship (together, pining, one-sided, etc.) or headcanon to be real, what would it be?

[chairofchaos]

A Comedy of Eris

Pairing: Eris x Azriel; also original female character/original female character Summary: Eris Vanserra is fed up with getting killed. It's about time somebody told these fanfiction authors what's up, right? A short skit, in which Eris encounters a murderer. A fictional murderer, that is. One that's killed him, and his mate, over and over and over and over... (ad infinitum). For Day 6 of @erisweekofficial : AU! Rating: Teen Word Count: 2.8k Warnings: some discussion of violence, a little dark humor, mostly comedy

Read it on Ao3 HERE! Sample Below <3

A major shoutout must be made to @mistandmemories, whose Rhysand Witherspoon post is living rent free in my mind. Thank you. To everyone who voted on character names: thank you for saving me decisions.

(Please forgive me- the reason it's only on Ao3 is that formatting a script on tumblr just does not work, so formatting in the sample below does not match Ao3.)

KATHERINE: Okay, so what stories are you seeing?

ERIS: (seething) Does it matter? You keep killing me.

KATHERINE’s jaw drops, and she slams it shut. She appears to hold in a laugh, glancing to the side.

KATHERINE: Yeah. I’m sorry about that. I didn’t know you were seeing them.

ERIS: Does it matter?

KATHERINE: Uh. I guess to you it wouldn’t, no.

ERIS: There is also the amount of times you’ve killed my ‘mate’. (sneers) And do you even know who my mate is? You seem to relish in pairing me with the most abysmal members of my enemies’ courts. Azris? As if I would ever be mated to the Shadowsinger.

KATHERINE: (coughs amusedly) About that. It’s called a rarepair, okay? I don’t actually think it’s going to happen. But have you considered it? Because I think it might actually help you two to get locked in a room with one be-

ERIS begins to pace in front of the stairs which lead up to where KATHERINE sits on the porch. 

ERIS: (growls) Finish that sentence and I will impale you.

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Taglist: @chunkypossum (welcome to the Azris taglist- this is one hell of an introduction, so let me know if you want me to be more specific!) @dusk-muse @ninthcircleofprythian @unanswered-stars @c-starstuff-man0 @lilah-asteria

Give me a shout if you want on/off the taglist(s)!

[noturlondonboy]

It has come to my attention that a disclaimer about my autistic!Yelena headcannons/the character I’m building for her is needed, which is disappointing but ok.

It can take really only one hateful comment to discourage something really, so imma just do this now and hopefully avoiding a problem later.

Yelena Belova is a fictional character. She does not exist. I do not know all the things about her- I don’t know what her canon sexuality is, or if she’s neurotypical or neurodivergent, or what her aspirations for life are. She isn’t real.

That’s why we have friggin headcannons.

I am on the autistic spectrum. A lot of what I write for autistic!Yelena is based off of my own experiences and the experiences of my friends and family. So many different people all over the world have different ideas and conceptions or misconceptions about autism, neurodivergence, and mental disabilities as a whole. We are never going to get everyone to agree on one thing. That’s just how it is, for anything and everything.

That being said, you are in charge of your own content consumption, and if you decide to come onto my blog and act like a child about something I’ve written or something I care about, I’m not going to just put up with it. You will likely be blocked. Maybe I’ll be in a bad mood and want to fight. Maybe I’ll sic my moots on you. Who knows.

If you don’t like what I write, then go away. I don’t care. It’s not for you.

If you dont like that I headcannon Yelena as autistic, then go away, I do not care, I am not writing this for you.

On another note, I do welcome genuine, constructive, respectful interactions about anything I’m doing on here. Just don’t be an ass. Really, it’s so easy??

Thanks for listening. Please keep this in mind going forward.