#fake wesper kiss

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

Honestly Colm and the whole part of the book where the crows hide out with him is like 95% of the reason I NEED the six of crows spin off

i still think about inej mocking jesper because of his middle name... this is after he just got in a fight with kaz and got scolded by his dad. icon.

[sparrowmoth]

❀ Wesper Fanfiction Masterlist

I've been writing (mostly) Wesper fics for over a year now, so I figured it was about time I put together a masterlist of my fics. You'll find b/g Kanej and Helnik sprinkled throughout many of my Wesper-centric fics. Mind the ratings/warnings because I write all over the spectrum.

➳ Oneshots

Inside/Outside Voices | Teen | 1.6K Kaz POV, pining, denial of feelings, love, missing scene, canon compliant

Yours, Mine, Hours | Teen | 11.5K Hurt/comfort, fake relationship, attempted assault, drinking, fluff, jealousy, humor

Armor and Amor | Teen | 1.5K Royalty AU, knight/prince, secret relationship, fluff, flirting, sexual tension

the perfect genius of our hands and mouths | Teen | 1.5K Modern AU, semi-epistolary, mutual pining, gay panic, romance, fast burn

The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To | Teen | 3.2K Reincarnation, fate/destiny, true love, married Wesper, honeymoon, fluff/angst

We Go Down Together | Explicit | 11.1K Human/monster romance, aphrodisiacs, threesome, consensual kink, unsafe sex

My Kingdom for Your Kiss | Explicit | 5.6K Light angst, tentacle sex, fluff and smut, interspecies romance, love confessions

all this (but heaven too) | Explicit | 20.5K Non-con, graphic violence, serial killers, heavy angst with a happy ending

➳ Multichaps (Complete)

The Show Must Go On | Teen | 20K Kidnapping, body horror, torture, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort

i feel like i've known you (but we've never met) | Teen | 20.5K Modern AU, internet friends to lovers, fluff and angst, happy ending

➳ Multichaps (WIP)

cards on the table (we're both showing hearts) | Teen | 5K+ Modern AU, fluff and angst, emotional hurt/comfort, humor, college/uni

The In-Between | Mature | 19K+ Hybrid AU, Wylan-centric, Angst, body horror, hurt/comfort, happy ending

The Only Hope For Me Is You | Mature | 4.5K+ Dubcon, public sex, humiliation, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending

My Little Pony: BDSM is Magic | Explicit | 11.8K+ Pony play (kink), heavy BDSM, safe sane and consensual, dom/sub play

➳ Drabbles

les fragments de la nuit | Teen | drabble collection Divine/mortal, afterlife, love, fantasy, siren/mortal, reincarnation, love confessions

Pretty Face/Blank Canvas | Teen | drabble Gender roles, wearing make-up, fluff and angst, love, short and sweet

starlight starbright (too-ra-loo-ra-li) | Teen | drabble Memory loss, surreal, mild hurt/comfort, love, singing, short & sweet

➳ Poetry

Soul to Burrow (Little Rabbit) — and other poems | Teen | collection* Love, childhood memories, self-worth issues, dreams and nightmares, mutual pining

*ft. Kanej in the poem Her & the Sea

＋ Polycrows

Leather Collar Prayer | Mature | 4.5K Polyamory, puppy play (kink), praise kink, soft, no smut, emotional hurt/comfort

[magicandpizza]

niiiiine for the wesper prompt thing

Hello, thanks for your patience! This one didn’t actually end up very spicy (I got too caught up in my feelings) but I hope you like it anyway!

9. “How about we continue this somewhere more private?”

Wylan lasts a few hours before he caves and sneaks away to the kitchen for a few moments of peace, a chance to escape the stuffy atmosphere of the party and steady his nerves. He should’ve known that Jesper would notice him disappearing and follow him.

The kitchen is blessedly empty apart from the two of them. Wylan rests against the countertop, leaning forward onto his elbows.

Jesper steps in close beside him, resting a gentle hand on the small of his back. “You okay, love?”

With a weak smile, Wylan nods. “I will be.”

“Hey, everything’s going great so far,” Jesper says, tugging Wylan in against his chest and resting his chin on the top of his head. Wylan sighs with relief and presses his face into the hollow of Jesper’s throat. “Top points to you for flawlessly pulling off your first official Mercher party.”

“It’s a boring party,” Wylan mumbles against his skin, and Jesper laughs brightly.

“Maybe you just got too used to life in the Barrel, hmm? No more rowdy parties here.”

Wylan hums in agreement. There’s a part of him that misses the Barrel. There, he didn’t have to pretend to be something that he’s not. No one cared that he and Jesper were together without a formal courtship, that they shared a bed and many other things without being married. Life in the Barrel hadn’t been easy, but it had given Wylan his freedom. Now, as the reluctant head of the Van Eck estate, he’s beholden to strict, and oftentimes stupid, rules that set his teeth on edge. At least he has Jesper by his side.

Raising his head, Wylan grins up at his boyfriend. “No more sneaking away from our friends to make out in stock rooms?”

“A respectable Mercher like you doing something like that?” Jesper says with a smirk. “Maybe I’ll make a Barrel boy out of you yet.”

Jesper leans down at the same time as Wylan stretches up, meeting in the middle with a kiss that starts chaste and quickly builds. Wylan pours all his love into the kiss, all his gratitude at having Jesper by his side, all his adoration and desire and lust all wrapped up in one. Jesper holds him so tight it’s almost bruising, but his touch drains all the tension out of Wylan’s body.

When they pull apart, they’re both flushed and panting, half-hard in their expensive trousers.

For all Wylan joked about no more making out in bar stock rooms, there’s only one thing he wants to do right now.

“How about we continue this somewhere more private?” he murmurs.

Jesper plasters a look of fake shock on his face. “Wylan Van Eck, are you suggesting that we skip out on our own party?”

“The entertainment should be starting soon. I’m sure no one will notice if we just… disappear for a bit,” Wylan replies with a shrug of his shoulders. “And you look really good in your suit.”

“Flattery will get you everywhere, darling,” Jesper says, and then he grabs Wylan’s hand and pulls him out of the kitchen towards the stairs.

[wesperbrekkered]

My List of published fics;

Of Lies and Rash Decisions > AU where Jesper is hired to kill Wylan

Never Let Me Go > Wesper Spiderverse AU

Tangled In Your Web > Spiderverse AU part 2

The arduous trials of getting one Ivan drunk > 5+1 Ivantill fluff

Flair For The Dramatics > Pirate Wylan X Mermaid Jesper

Little Stolen Moments > Pre Relationship Wesper Fluff

Counting Down The Years > 9+1 Wesper New Years Kisses

Heaven Help A Fool Who Falls In Love > Ivan character study

How dare you think this time’s enough (Don’t leave me) > Till character study

Out of the Blue > Wesper Proposal Fic

You drew Stars around my Scars > First I love you, Wesper Fluff

Don’t Wanna Lie (Don’t Wanna Tell The Truth) > Wesper Spideypool AU

Of Hidden Truths and Drastic Actions > Show!Wesper navigating the key Book!Wesper scenes

The Longest Hour > Wesper Cowboy AU / FWB

Of Latte Art and Sweet Suggestions > 5+1 Wesper coffeeshop au

I Wish You Meant It > Rewrite of the Kuwei/Jesper kiss from Wylan's POV

Now I Know You Meant It > Rewrite of the wesper first kiss from Wylan's POV

Of Merchlings and Letters Home > Wesper Fake Dating AU

Blame It On My Left Side Brain > Jesper is diagnosed with depression, hurt/comfort

Lost on the Shape of You > T4T Wesper smut

You got me wrapped around your finger (not that I'm complaining) > Domestic Wesper Fluff

Summer Days drifting away > Modern AU Wesper Fluff

Always and Forever > Domestic Wesper Fluff

Jesper Fahey Couldn't Sleep > Post - Canon Wesper hurt/comfort

To Capture Perfections Muse > Domestic Fluff

The choice in not making a choice > olard part 2, Domestic Wesper Fluff

Always, always it was Wylan > Post - Canon Wesper Nightmare fic

A Fickle Thing, That Death > Wesper death fic, hurt/comfort

Just you and me Merchling > Hurt / no comfort, wesper dying side by side

Six of Bread > Modern AU Wesper fluff

Hold me close when it falls apart > hurt/comfort Jesper breakdown fic

My current list of wips (feel free to ask to see snippets, it helps with motivation):

It hurts to be something (it's worse to be nothing) > Ivantill FWBs

50 Ways To Kill A Man > Detective AU

To Love Like A Lie > Fake Dating AU

Rose Tinted Glasses > Domestic Fluff

Of Gunslingers and Journey's Home > of merchlings and letters home epilogue

[i-can-read-to-him]

➢ The Wesper Fic Club's summer gift exchange has come to an end, along with the season. Thank you to all of our amazing participants!

○○○ Fanart

🐐 Kaz, Jordie, & Jesper by @waterloou

○○○ Fanfiction

👑 A Little Light Roleplay by @stormkpr

T | Wesper | Royalty AU, Arranged Marriage, Slow Burn

🔮 Are you satisfied---with an average life? by Ryttarose

T | Wesper | Modern Magical AU, Wylan-centric, Pre-Relationship, Hurt/Comfort

💌 Unsent letters, unsaid words by @wespertilionidae

T | Wesper | Modern AU, High School & College, Slow Burn

🔥 insanity laughs under pressure we're breaking by perfectly_inept

E | Jesper/Matthias (Polycrows) | Rough Sex, Wall Sex, Bottom!Jesper

👄 Ask, and You Shall Receive by @wopsidaisy

E | Wesper | PWP, Truth Serum, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Top!Jesper, Bottom!Wylan

💞 I hope you're happy (maybe i can be too) by @fizzysugarwater

T | Kuwesper | Matchmaking, Polyamory Negotiations, Love Confessions

🎹 A Symphony of Love by @adara-writer

G | Wesper | Modern AU, Parent/Teacher AU, Fluff, First Dates, First Kiss

☎️ Rooftop Confessions by @tinyarmedtrex

E | Wesper | PWP, In-Universe Phone Sex, Truth or Dare, Mutual Masturbation

❤️‍🩹 these hearts adore by @eraiklys

T | Kuwesper | Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Polyamory, Domestic Fluff

⏰ Wylan Van Eck's Terrible (...) Very Bad Day by @ace-kaz-brekker

G | Wesper | Modern AU, Meet Ugly, First Meetings, Open Ending

💒 Have Me by @meljwrites

E | Wesper, Alys/OC | Modern AU, Fake Relationship, Weddings, Mutual Pining

[critdeeznuts]

loving the huge enormous mass amount of people (two) connecting the wesper fake kiss to the oakworthy fake kiss. its my absolute favourite thing ever like its my FAVOURITE part of crooked kingdom im so glad we're gettign smth like it in dndads

[littlelcvestory]

welcome to my account ❤️

haven't done a proper introduction on tumblr yet so here it is:

hello ! i'm ashes (she/her) and i migrated from twitter when it went to shit 😍

i'm mainly a six of crows (primarily wesper) blog :) i'm a fanfic author and an occasional fanartist. i tend to reblog a lot of things that i see so apologies in advance haha

feel free to shoot me writing prompts/art requests in my asks, or if you just want to talk i'm open for that ! <3

and now for some self-promotion :)

— FICS — 

multichaps

🌹 but i don't wanna dance (if i'm not dancing with you) - wesper ; high school au with fake dating || STATUS: ongoing, chapter 1/12

🌹 like fire and powder: a story of a romance torn apart by fate - wesper ; a romeo and juliet au || STATUS: ON HIATUS, chapter 1/5

🌹 and i wake with your memory (over me) - show!wesper ; college au || STATUS: uncomplete, chapter 2/6 [ON HIATUS]

oneshots

🕯️taught you the way you call me baby - wesper ; wylan calls jesper pretty boy. jesper loses his shit || 1.4k

🕯️ the day is gonna come (for your confession of love) - wesper ; college au involving drunken (almost) confessions and kisses || 1.3k

🕯️ i wanna teach you how forever feels - wesper ; post-ck domestic fluff, discussion of their future || 1.1k

🕯️ sparks fly (whenever you smile) - wesper ; based on the still released in december 2022 for shadow and bone || 1.3k

i pretty much exclusively write wesper. i have a few (really old) solangelo fics, and a couple from other assorted fandoms

—> find more on my ao3 !!

— FANARTS —

💣 wesper - original post

☀️ solangelo - original post

[film-in-my-soul]

AU Fic Requests: OPEN

As I've reached my goal of completing a handful of WIPs as well as the 100 Kiss Prompts, I've decided to open up another list of prompts to request from. This time, however, these prompts have been curated by myself and @thestarlitnight, based on AUs that I love and have yet to write about!

Below you will find the general rules for requesting, along with the pairings that are available to request. Below the cut, you will find the actual list of AUs and if they are available or not (There are 70, and I need you all to know that the original list was closer to 120.)

Rules/Info:

The only thing you need to include in your ask is the paring name (in bold) and the prompt as I've written it. Please do NOT request specific plot points or dynamics.

The only exception to the rule above is if you specifically do NOT want M or E-rated content, as some AUs are/can be mature/explicit leaning.

There will be no acceptance of ships that are not listed below. These fills are more in-depth, and because of that, I do not want to write for ships where their dynamics/characters feel harder to dig into for me.

1 Request Per Person until your previous request is fulfilled in order to give others a chance to request.

If I believe that an anon is sending in multiple requests I will delete them. This may not be fair to the people who are making honest requests, but given that I've already had issues with this I'm going to be firm.

If you're wondering why there isn't a specific AU on the list it's possible I have already written/am already writing something and thus did not include it.

Most Importantly! These prompts are bound to be longer than the kiss prompts (I am shooting for a 3-5k range maximum for each), and thus they will take longer to complete. With that in mind, please do not send me multiple requests for the same prompt/pairing if you think I haven't marked yours down. Check below the cut, and you will know. If it seems I haven't received your request you're free to DM me to ask why it's not there yet.

I plan on completing between 1-3 prompts a week, depending on the rate of requests and my ability to fill them.

Please be advised that if the rules of engagement are NOT adhered to, I will delete your request.

Pairings:

Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman" Seresin (Hangster)

Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Icemav)

Nick "Goose" Bradshaw/Carole Bradshaw (CaroleGoose)

Reuben "Payback" Fitch/Mickey "Fanboy" Garcia (Fanback)

9-1-1 (TV)

Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (Buddie)

Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone

Wyaln Van Eck/Jesper Fahey (Wesper)

Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa (Kanej)

Prompts:

(Taken prompts will be colored with a ship name next to them. Completed prompts will be removed.)

Personal/Physical AU:

Android

Blind Date - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Catboy/Catgirl - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Disability - Top Gun | Icemav

Fake/Pretend Relationship - Top Gun |Icemav

Genie/Djinn - Top Gun |Icemav

Ghost - Top Gun | Hangster

Hanahaki Disease - S&B/SoC | Kanej

Shifter - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Witch

Environment/World/Setting AU:

Apocalypse - Top Gun | Hangster

Battle Royale - S&B/SoC | Wesper

Bed & Breakfast - S&B/SoC | Wesper

Circus - Top Gun |Icemav

Deserted Island

Diner/Ice Cream Shop - Top Gun | Icemav

Fantasy  - Top Gun | Icemav

Gods/Goddesses - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Groundhog Day/Time Loop

Hogwarts/Harry Potter World - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Kingdoms/Royalty - Top Gun | Icemav

Library

Marching Band

Olympics - Top Gun | Icemav

Pen Pal  - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Reincarnation

Sentinel/Guide - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Ski Lodge - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Space Exploration

Occupation AU:

Art School Students - Top Gun | Hangster

Assassin/Hitman/Mafia - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Ballet Dancer

Bartender 

Bodyguard - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Delivery Boy/Girl

Demon Hunters - 9-1-1- | Buddie

Doctor/Nurse - Top Gun | Hangster

Dog Walker

Influencer - Top Gun | Hangster

Lifeguard - Top Gun | Icemav

Medium

Poolboy

Serial Killer - Top Gun | Icemav

Vigilante

Witness Protection - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Yoga Instructor - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Soulmate AU:

A Birthmark Where the Soulmate Touches the First Time - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Colorblind Except for the Eyecolor of the Soulmate - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Colorblind Until Meeting the Soulmate

Drawing/Writing on Skin Transfers to the Soulmate - Top Gun | Hangster

Names Exchanged Will Confirm Soulmates - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Names/Marks/Symbols on the Skin

Soulmates Share Strong Emotions - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Timer Counting Down to First Meeting

Movie/TV/Popular Media Show AU:

CSI - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Percy Jackson - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Pokemon - S&B/SoC | Wesper

Resident Evil

SCP Containment Breach - Top Gun | Icemav

Star Trek - Top Gun | Icemav

Star Wars

Underworld - 9-1-1 | Buddie

Completed Collection

Inbox

[justanotherfanaccount]

shadow and bone s2e4 reaction

everyone's reactions to the engagement 😳

zoyas back to herself hahah

bitch ass...she is not ruined (she is ruination)

damn...openly kissing right after your engagement announcement?? 👀 yes...I see nothing going wrong

ope...guess who was right and who's brother saw that!!

what is this boy doing??? (baghras finger) God damn

they really made baghra a better (nicer) person in this version though...

"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" is the nicest thing kaz can say hahaha

"if the plan goes awry" ...book kaz's plans never go awry...they just turn into plan f

"kinda like your face" IS THAT THE RIP-OFF "maybe I liked your stupid face" !?!?! IT BETTER NOT BE

ok jesper guessing what kaz is gonna say was amazing top notch quality...one of my new favorite moments

...this is also crooked kingdom...(the costumes)...it SCARES ME

...ope...nina is in this plan...she might ruin it (she hasn't really been a CROW yet...she cares more about Matthias at the moment and Pekka can give her that)

anndd...that happened sooner than I expected

it took kaz almost a whole book to forgive jesper for ACCIDENTALLY telling people they were leaving town...idk how he's gonna forgive nina for PURPOSELY doing this

love alina learning the cut...get it girl

also Tamar and Nadias chemistry 👀👀 I see you (ps Tamar is so gorgeous how do I focus with her on screen 😭)

David's actor is so good! the pain in his voice when he mentions genya 🥺🥺

"I share no bond with kirigan" 😳 girl is done with him

"it's a little unsettling how you talk about him like he's someone else" get it mal! I love that line

please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan

inej saving the people on the ship 😭😭 I love her so much

again I say...please be a kaz plan please be a kaz plan... how else does he forgive nina?

this is literally crooked kingdom...the fake plague?

YES ITS A KAZ PLAAANNN

I KNEW IT I LOVE KAZ PLANS

wylan 🥰 (it was such a short scene...I just love him)

jesper in his costume brooo

hell yeah I love crazy kaz

"you'll never find your son in time" badass shit

start begging Pekka. start begging.

honestly...not mad that they moved this plot up sooner cuz there is still a lot that happens in six of crows and crooked kingdom with van eck and the ice court...this gets Pekka out of the way

aahhhhhh freddy is an amazing kaz!!!!

right after his big Pekka throw down he looks at jesper and nina like he was ashamed he learned his secret and it just ahhhhh

tolya and his poetry hahaha loovee

damn nikolais brother whose name I forgot! rude!

Vasily...it was said

ew...don't kiss her hand vasily...nasty

his son being okay gets me though 🥺 the little boy didn't do anything wrong and kaz knows that

"you could come with me" for being so good at flirting with everyone...i love how bad he is at it with the people he actually likes

"I can't make you any promises, or predict what might happen between us. but I can tell you that, I'd like to find out." CRIES 😭😭

ok imma be honest...I got a bit of wesper in e4 spoiled for me because I opened tumblr and THERE IT WAS and was SO UPSET because I love their slow burn

it just seems like they rushed it...they barely know each other...GIVE ME MY SLOW BURN

but also this scene is really cute

BUT WHY WE MOVING SO FUCKING FAST BRO

...I went back and rewatched the scene because as I said in a previous post...I always rewatch wylan scenes and

WYLANS LITTLE TURNED AWAY SMILE AFTER JESPERS SPEECH OMGGG HES SO ADORABLE

kaz being mad at inej but just because he was worried about her 🥺

"weak link" this bitch is so bad at feelings...we all know you love her

I just know that if we could see in his head like the books he'd be yelling at himself

I love nikolai "wear it that is...not punch me"

this scene is like word for word! love!

Vasily gives me slimey vibbeess

I'm so excited for this scene

AND HERE WE GO

BRO WAS LITERALLY RIPPED IN TWO

darkling really just walked past alina like 🚶‍♂️

I love the darklina scenes thouggghh they're done so well to the book!!

is it bad to say that I expected genya to be...worse than she is??? 👀

like girl was described as missing an eye and basically looking almost non-humanlike due to the torture she endured

but now she has like some scratches on her face

"do you see him?" 👀 same alina...same

(imma just put this here in my small shameful way but...the darkling looks really hot when he's trembling with anger 😗...)

[sparrowmoth]

Yours, Mine, Hours • [AO3]

Teen | 11.5K | Wesper | Hurt/Comfort, Angst/Fluff, Consent Issues

➼ Summary:

When Kaz sends Jesper out on a fake date with the irresponsible playboy son of a mercher, it's meant to be an easy night. Just a couple hours at the club, nursing drinks and prying business secrets while Kaz is searching the mercher's estate. For Wylan, of course, it was never going to be easy, sitting by at the bar and watching Jesper's back, all the while pretending not to know his own boyfriend. He was bound to feel jealous. He was ready for that. What actually happens, though… he doesn't know how to handle.

➼ Excerpt:

The night had started well enough, hand in hand with Jesper on the bustling streets of the Barrel. Wylan had borrowed some of Jesper’s flash to better fit the scene they were heading into. He wore a green velvet tailcoat that hung off his shoulders, a loose-fitting cream shirt, and tight yellow patterned pants that tucked away into his boots—

A couple rings adorned his fingers, which Jesper had sized down for him. He wore some chains around his neck, too, and had some kohl smudged under his eyes. The final touch to Wylan’s costume was a green low top hat with a purple ribbon, which Jesper had set atop his head while Wylan stood frowning at his own reflection—

“This is never going to work,” he mumbled, more to himself than to Jesper, though Jesper heard and caught his eye in the mirror. Wylan noticed and sighed. “Jes, I could stand in for a mount of paradisaea guilielmi at the Ketterdam Museum. How is this me blending in?”

Jesper chuckled and wrapped his arms around Wylan’s waist from behind, then bent to lightly rest his chin on his shoulder. “Oh, I love it when you make up words,” he teased, earning himself an eye roll.

“I’m serious,” said Wylan, gently pushing Jesper’s hands apart from where they’d locked around his waist. “This is important, and—and it could be dangerous, and—Jesper,” he whined as Jesper grabbed at his hips and pulled him back against him while kissing up his neck.

“I hear you,” Jesper murmured, nipping at Wylan’s earlobe.

Wylan squirmed half in pleasure and half in frustration, because he couldn’t give in—or, well, he wasn’t supposed to. Kaz had told him to keep Jesper focused, because he trusted Wylan to—to—Saints…

“Kaz is… going to kill us!” Wylan huffed out about an hour later, running clumsily along behind a laughing, bright-eyed Jesper, who had him tethered by the hand. They were weaving through a crowd along the edge of the canal as the bells began to ring, assuring Wylan they were late and good as buried together if Kaz figured out why—

Oh, but Jesper, of course, just grinned over his shoulder. “You worry too much! Look, we’re practically there.” He jerked his head toward a building which Wylan could only see the top of—a balcony draped in gold-painted vines that showed signs of the weather, a chandelier showing through the windows framed by curtains and, beyond that, silhouetted by the light, a mass of undulating bodies—

Somewhere inside there, Jesper’s mission would be waiting.

➼ Read more on AO3

[sxnctxxry]

book fans are really going to have to think about it as an au, or a different timeline. With that in mind, it was so good. The very last scene?!?! Alina’s struggle with her morals when it comes to mal, her struggle with needing more power when it comes to the point where she turns to merzost- since they didn’t adapt it with the apparat’s underground shit, with her discovering there, that was the perfect decision.

I honestly don’t know how I feel about Sturmhond!Mal, and I love Inej going after slave traders already, but what with the introduction of jurda, how will her return (or absence) for the ice court job play out? (Also, so glad kuwei didn’t get in the way of the first wesper kiss. I think they did an amazing job with older wesper, and I will die on that hill)

Did you see the look between tolya and inej when he helped her up? Hoping and praying that wasn’t a ship thing.

JESPER ALMOST SAID SIX OF CROWS- HE ALMOST SAID IT

Pekka deserves to die, actually. He didn’t suffer enough. Poor Matthias </3

I really need to read the lives of saints now.

Oh, speaking of Pekka, it was so cool to see Kaz’s revenge play out on screen

i could go on, but bye for now babe

oh my gosh i have so many opinions about the finale. i really did not like alina's ending and just for zoya i would gladly prefer that she faked her death and lost her powers. if many people didn't like that, then they should've done literally anything else so long as it did not do zoya like that.

also i entirely just forgot about the apparat now that you mentioned him. i don't know i kinda liked what he did for the story even if i forgot what that was but i guess the show au was an intriguing decision.

I KNOW RIGHT. i'm glad mal is like finding his identity or something but sturmhond is nikolai's thing. i feel like the whole sturmhond thing was also done a little weirdly in the show. also how they talk about sturmhond like he's an act nikolai puts up instead of an alternate identity which he can take up to do things he wouldn't be able to as prince/king but where he is probably the most himself.

yeah i'm also glad inej is going after the slave traders already but like this was all because they killed off tante heleen. like she's not a part of the main crows anymore??? just like that??? i don't like that decision.

i think show!wesper was really cute and really fun and i loved it. but i love it separately from book!wesper. i have some controversial opinions about how they handled wesper in the show so sakdjfhlksjdf

OH I SWEAR. TOLYA IS ACE. AN ARO ACE ICON OKAY. AND INEJ WOULD NEVER FALL FOR ANYONE ELSE THAT KIND OF RUINS THE WHOLE POINT OF KANEJ? THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S RIDE OR DIE. INEJ HAS HER TRAUMA, THE ONLY REASON SHE EVEN FELL FOR KAZ WAS BECAUSE HE WAS THE BOY WHO SAVED HER. THEY BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING WITH TOLYA AND INEJ FOR THE BOTH OF THEM

HE ALMOST DID AND THEY CUT HIM OFF LIKE WHY

i just find it really frustrating that we still have pekka like the guy infuriates me so much i don't want to think about him or see him after he's been rid off like stop talking to matthias and interfering with helnik. i also really liked matthias' storyline in the show though. they changed a lot, but i really loved what they did with it.

and yes, violent kaz showed up so much and i loved that

[jackwolfes]

Omg the dentist fic had me dead its beautiful<33 do you have any more gems hidden on tumblr we might have missed?👀

this has made me realise i don't actually have a defined masterlist for my tumblr drabbles 👀 they all tend to be tagged with "fics" ie can be seen here but here's a (non-exhaustive) list:

masterlists/tags

masterlist of 2023 kinktober fills

kiss prompt fills

trans crows content

general

rotty and specht gossip

wylan tries on jesper's earrings

marya meets her son for the first time

wesper making out (when jesper shuts up)

wylan gets mistaken for a woman

jesper bullies wylan about his silly little vest (SAB!verse)

kazper fake marriage au

jesper is a distraction while wylan tries to study

jesper very accidentally calls wylan a whore

matthias is surprisingly observant

wylan learns something about kaz

wylan and jesper are both jealous

angst/hurt-comfort

wylan has relationship anxiety

jesper comes home injured

wylan sick fic

colm teaches wylan how to tie a tie

jesper post top surgery

nsfw/horny

purple lipstick

the dentist au

jesper appreciating his pretty boyfriend

wylan is surprisingly bold as a one night stand partner

[wesperbrekkered]

Decided that for Wip Wednesday from now on I'm gonna post my favorite snippet so far from each one of my *many* wesper wips that im working on. Tags under the cut ♡

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Tangled In Your Web > Spiderverse AU Part 2

Crossing the room so that he could loop his arms around Jesper’s neck and give him a kiss. “Do you want to come over to my universe?” Wylan asked softly, lips brushing against Jesper’s as he spoke, “my government likes to profit off their superheroes and they just released a Spiderman movie, I need to laugh about the inaccuracies with you.

Jesper chuckled, kissing Wylan again. “Sounds fun,” he said, already feeling the coil in his stomach loosen.

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To Capture Perfections Muse > Domestic wesper fluff

“You love me,” Jesper managed through his laughter, somehow managing to wrap Wylan up in his arms again.

“I am questioning all my life decisions right now,” Wylan complained, voice muffled where his face was shoved into his hoodie.

“You knew what you getting into,” he said smugly, kissing Wylan’s hair and rocking them side to side.

“Hence the questioning my life choices.”

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Of Latte Art and Sweet Suggestions > 5+1 coffeeshop au

“Just a caramel mocha for me please,” he said slowly, “with extra cream. And extra caramel syrup. Please.”

The barista raised a judgemental eyebrow, “that is far too much sugar,” he said stubbornly, the fake smile falling away to Jesper’s delight.

“It’s good!” Jesper tried to defend, leaning against the counter.

“You are going to rot your teeth out,” the barista said flatly, but he turned his head to the side anyway to type Jesper’s order into the computer, putting the elegant lines of his crooked nose on show. And that jawline, saints.

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50 Ways To Kill A Man > Detective AU

Jesper slammed the phone down with a triumphant grin.

Across the table from him, Inej raised a curious eyebrow. “What’s got you all excited?” She asked somewhat sceptically, pausing on her report. Leaning back on his chair, Jesper crossed his arms behind his head, grinning. “My darling Inej,” he said, ignoring her eyeroll, “Councillor Hoede is dead!”

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The Longest Hour chapter 7 > cowboy au

Jesper barely had a chance to register the fact that Wylan’s side of the bed was empty the next morning before something decidedly soft whacked him in the face.

Jesper spluttered, “wha—” whack.

Scrambling with his right hand, Jesper managed to locate one of his revolvers, fingers curling around the pearl handle just as a voice yelled, “Jesper get up.”

The sheer panic was what spurred him into action, startling him out of his drowsiness.

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To Love Like A Lie > Fake Dating AU

So here he was, at the wedding, with Wylan Van fucking Eck hanging off his arm as a very much unhelpful, very much fake date.

Jesper could only curse whatever ungodly deity was residing in the sky that seemed to have a perverse thrill in making him suffer.

Wylan bit his lip anxiously, eyeing the large crowd of people at the afterparty. “So maybe I was a bit hasty,” he admitted, shoving his hands deeper into his pockets. A bit hasty was an understatement.

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Rose Tinted Glasses > Post - Canon Fluff

On these nights, Jesper liked to watch his boyfriend.

He hoped it wasn’t creepy, because he never intended it to be creepy, it was just that Wylan had that weird way of always being able to ground him in the moment, no matter how restless or jittery he may have felt.

It didn’t always work, some nights everything was just too much and Jesper would inevitably slink out of bed with a sigh and go run laps up and down the stairs to cool himself down.

He had a feeling this would be one of those nights, the soft light from the moon was painfully bright and his skin itched and burned with such an intensity that Jesper was half tempted to see if he could simply scratch the feeling away.

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Of Hidden Truths and Drastic Actions > show!wesper tackling key book!wesper scenes

The coin his pocket burned like a hot iron, reminiscent of the way the other coin had heated while he shaped it into a coin, completely at ease with the icy hot pain that surged through Jesper like a shockingly cold river.

Everything was muddled and confused and it hurt, and Jesper didn’t fully understand what was going on.

All he knew, was that when Kaz Brekker said ‘meet Wylan Van Eck,’ his whole world had come to a sudden, screeching stop.

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Of Gunslingers and Journey's Home > omalh epilogue

There was an odd sense of regret when Wylan finally put his last item of clothing into the bag. Six weeks he’d spent in Novyi Zem with Jesper and his father, and yet it had felt more like home then anywhere else.

More then the Slat, more then the boarding house, more then his father’s giant mansion for sure.

He found he didn’t want to leave, not yet.

Tagging some peeps with some pretty cool wips: @crowpricorn @darjeelinh @heypax @jackwolfes @littlelcvestory @mezlymils @sunfl8wer @thesacredlore @violets-and-books

[crowpricorn]

what are your 20 something wips? :)

I'm copying nura's format for this so!! list under the cut

prince wylan x bodyguard jesper (i wrote 50k words of it //not even close to half// before it got the best of me and the super intricate plot slapped me in the face so now I have to pause, re-read, edit and, useless to say, I put it on hiatus to preserve my mental health because it was A Lot to deal with)

witch wylan au (that I love!!!! my current fave atm)

angel jesper x demon wylan au (inspired by my demon kaz x angel inej au)

locked in room + interrupted kiss

neighbors + texting

body swap + soulmates au (co-writing with @milkywayjj)

a canonverse fic (to challenge myself to write canon / post canon wesper and not just aus)

fake dating

fairy oak au (childhood au! soft, silly, cute vibes)

the owl house au (yeah, another) with flying pirate wylan and palismen crafter jesper

kaz & jesper road trip au (including inej and wylan with motorcycles)

in vino veritas (drunk matthias tells everyone that jesper has a crush on wylan)

not a date + bad weather

meet-ugly au

... "What size is your beautiful dick" (crack fic) (but we never know, it might slip from my fingers and turn into something else)

(for my band au verse) how kanej get together inspired by this line "and then I found me a lover who could play the bass" from ryn weaver's Pierre

maybeee a friends with benefits to lovers for wesper week (pwp😳)

maybe a magic school au (again, for wesper week) once again set in the "the owl house" verse

witch wylan au sequels (but they'll have to wait for.. witch wylan au the original)

maaaybe for the angels x demon verse I'll also write something about helnik (since I already wrote the kanej and am working on the wesper)

[doorsclosingslowly]

WIP ask game

tagged by @jackwolfes and @randomcat1832

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descript or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

I'm only doing stuff I haven't half-posted to cut down on the 123455 WIPs i have

LOTR: Bravery Beyond the Call of Duty, gríma wank

Star Wars: the naboo empire, early in the morning is the only time of day, amargi

Six of Crows: Night of the Jackal, Corws circlejerj, sexy glasses au, 3some @ wedding, restaurant assholes, uni heist fake date, feels like the buildup takes forever but you never touch my cock, space wesper, mockumentary wesper, kuwesperthrower, burn menagerie, furries, psych ward, autistic kaz canon, not having a good time bro, a thousand kisses deep, no trial of separation, cut of jesper's arm, poppy/jes, djel comes into matthias, IC geezer, king & seer, yugioh! murder, sex machine, necromancy, take off my hand and give it to you, jes/pekka voyeurism

watchmen: ruat caelam

tagging @rainstormdragon @humanformdragon @expatgirl @sl-walker @irenadel @apeculiarkindofloneliness @anonniemousefics @darol if you want!!

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Episode 6 thoughts

Respectfully go away

I could care less about the overarching plot line rn

Actually loving baghra in this, she’s chill

Is Dominik like nikolais Dominik?!

OMG HE IS

HES NOT DEAD AND THEYRE BESTIES

‘My heart can beat again’ my dominikolai agenda is THRIVING (however I’m not sure how they could be together and have Zoyalai endgame but Dominik may die yet, otherwise it shall be a short lived teenage romance)

JORDIE BESTIE KAZ YOUR SO TRAUMATIZED

OMG INEJ IS WAKING UP

OMG ITS INEJS DREAM WHERE THEY ASSUMABLY DO SOMETHING THEY COULD NEVER DO NORMALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE KAZS

Ngl wylan just looking at butterflies while everyone’s passed out is making me giggle

NOT THEM SHOWING JESPER NEXT

NO DO NOT DO FLASHBACKS OMG ITS HIS MUM NOOOO THIS IS HEARTBREAKING WTF

Love baghra

STAN TOLYA FOR ACTUALLY GETTING HELP

Ooo what tolya seeing

Aw bestie it’s gonna be tamar dead

OH GOD ITS HIM KILLING TAMAR

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO TRAUMATIZED

Wylan just casually plugging his ears also made me giggle

Wylan awesome

SHES TEACHING HIM HOW TO SHOOT

NOOO JESPER DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF

OMG JES BABY IM GONNA CRY

THE KANEJ STILL THIS IS WHAT ITS FROM

HES TAKING OFF HIS ARMOR AND HERS

OMG BESTIE THEY WERE SO CLOSE IN HER LIL DREAM STATE

WYLAN CALLING FOR JESPER AND INEJ CALLING FOR KAZ

Ngl kinda wanted the fake Kanej kiss for something to edit if nothing else

OH GOD JESPER IS MAKING ME CRY

KAZ BESTIE I FEEL SO BAD

AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL INEJ TOUCHING HIM MADE IT WORSE

KAZ SEEING HER IN THE THING THOUGH INSTEAD OF JORDIE

AND NOW HE HATES HIMSELF EVEN MORE CAUSE HE PULLED AWAY

INEJ YOU SAW SOMETHING

Mal wake up and realise your looking for you

I was about to say slay Inej but she’s not actually doing all that well

Where are Kaz and wylan while them three are getting beaten up?

Omg darkling shut up rn

Honestly feeling for Alina now

Didn’t know it was possible to hate the darkling more than I already did

Oh god Inej

TOLYA I LOVE YOU

OMG JESPER BREAKING IT CAUSE OF HIS MUM

Ahhh there they are

Where’s kaz?

Loving the 3 grisha all using there powers

Slay Baghra my fav arsonist

Baghra is aweosme

She legit just cut off his hand and I love her for it

Okay now she’s looking like something out of infinity war, Harry Potter and deathly hallows part II

OMG KAZ SLAY

HIS WIFE?!

OH DAMN SHES A SAINT

YES HE IS JUST A CHILD THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT

OMG MATTHIAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Not her like personally attacking all of them I can’t

‘All this just to protect your husband in his sleep’ I don’t think Kaz understood her speech about love

SHE JUST KEEPS HIS DEAD BODY IN A COFFIN?!

He just wanted to see his mum so badly that he didn’t care she was tryna kill him

omg he could not care less about the sword he just wants wylan

WHYS WYLAN ALWAYD TRYNA HIDE HIS SMILE WITH JESPER JUST GRIN PLEASE

AHHH ANOTHER WESPER KISS

So tolya and Jesper are besties now right?!

THE ONE ZOYALAI CRUMB I WILL TAKE IT

Also Nina…darling…when someone sweeps zoya off her feet you won’t be deep in love with Matthias…

KANEJ CRUMBS

THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT PULL YOU OUT

WHY IS HOPE NOW DANGEROUS INEJ?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT KAZ WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT YOUR OPTIMISM

Another genyalina hug!

Loving how people on this show will say anything BUT I love you to each other

OMG NO HES TALKING ABOUT MARRYING HER IM NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OF A MALINA SHIPPER BUT MY GOD

So this is where the sex scene comes from then

Not him leaving his hand there

I’m so confused what is he doing

OH SHIT WHAT

Damn it now he knows about mal