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webdiggerxxx · 4 months

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#stationery #notepad #memo #letter set #fake money #clover wan #kamio #kamio japan #dog #puppy #clover #cute #kawaii #flickr #oldweb #old web #2008

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ash-20v · 5 months

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“Fake it till u make it” is my life memo

I look happy? No im faking it till it real

yah

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uhohdad · 3 months

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👉👈 soooo who else are you willing to write for?

i mostly write for Konig, Ghost, and Price - but I am more then willing to try and step out of my comfort zone for y’all

thanks for asking hun y’all know id do anything for you <3 <3 <3

masterlist if ya nasty

#i’m going to keep it so real though i know so little about the rest of the cod fandom #konig’s easy bc i know all 3 things about him #i think my simon’s okay i’m happy with it #price does not sound british in my head he sounds like Sarge from Red Versus Blue #‘if we survive this - i’m gonna kill both of ya. slowly’#‘can you put that in a memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW’#other than that i really don’t know much else about the cod boys i’m sorry i’m a fake fan #be warned #also thanks for your patience i’m trying to switch between THE AFTERMATH and doin lil nasty lil drabbles #uhohask #uhohspeaks #<3 <3 💗💕💖💗💕

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the-seelie-court-official · 4 months

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You never even post about fae stuff anymore, you are like a real person and barely a fae themed blog anymore, and that’s sad and wrong and I’m “super judging you about it” instead of “enjoying the things you post because they are genuinely interesting” and how dare you not exist for my consumption?

so you'd like to go on record as being 'pro' 'eating faeries?' 🤨❔

#fake sneezes #to indicate this is play fighting #memos from the embassy

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sh5 · 1 year

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my critikal impression isn't good per say, but

#it sure is fun !#lee speaks #just sent my BFF a voice memo of me trying to read a fake critikal monologue in his voice and its making ME laugh #egotistical streamer

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taniushka12 · 7 months

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for the tropes, fake dating, friends to lovers, and second chance!

Fake Dating

Friends to Lovers

Second Chance

friends to lovers best trope of everything ever i LOVE IT and fake dating is also SO good.... havent read the latter in a while but its still so so close to the heart 😭😭

second chance.... depending on the context it can be too bittersweet to me to read, but i still like it lots in theory :')

[trope rating meme]

#fucking... had this on drafts snce last week sorry #THANK you memo ;o; ♥#tani's personal shit #oooh i love you fake dating friends to lovers i love you fake dating enemies/annoyances to lovers.. its just SO fun

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weimitsu · 2 years

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Help, in my teaching class today the group that was giving class gave it about Comics

So for our final activity they had us draw a 4 panel comic and i drew something superbat-y bc i was in the mood

But then they had us show and explain our comic so u can imagine the laughter when i was like "Ok so first panel has superman giving batman a kiss-" 😭😭 lmao

#it wasnt mean laughter my classmates just didnt expect it #bc of how often we discuss our artwork they know i mostly only make lgbt romance art #they just missed the memo im into superheroes now #sorry it sounds like a fake tumblr story ill digitalize the comic later LMAO #my teacher had me read the last panel outloud bc he couldnt see it on the picture and he just laughed hes real nice

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qualityrain · 1 year

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i feel like at this point in the entire honky story in the entire one (1) arc and 1/3 parts of a chapter the entire screentime owl has and 60% of it is just him crying being a wet sopping piece of cardboard and it would be ok if it amounted to anything but it’s like hes just a punching bag that serves to introduce useless concepts that never get used well. and its like,,,,mhy literally finds a way to bring this guy back from the dead and completely disregard everything from his established backstory and make it another shit arc like mhy can u just let this guy die and forget abt him so my attachment to him can fade and the owl brainworms can finally lose their hold on my brain its been two years i want rest

#liking a side honky character is like going yas girl give us nothing!!#and i eat it right up like can i get some standards #oh to be those girlies who can think abt an entire elaborate backstory for the side character because theres nothing in my brain #there’s nothing so i dont think of anything its just me my brain and rotating this guy in my head like a microwave for two fucking years #i have bad taste ik #im honestlt rllt tired of just watchinf owl just suffer and cry like girl i am so sick of it #and its like hes trying to do things its just urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #it never works out his brain is always fucked somewhere like #mhy dont bring owl back unless he has gone through intense therapy for 5 years #rhis includes fake owl and tianwu like #god.i hate it here.#i think his reaction and feelings r believable its just. The things he does never amount to anything #and its like. he coukd try in other ways mhy just doesnt let him and its so #can mhy stip trying to make him the emotional core like god mhy #did u not get the memo for coral arc nobody likes thatvfucking birch its just me #if ur gonna bring back owl as a fake honkai creature like…..#do smth w it……..#and not just. kill him off again.#like what is it fORRRRR #i say rhis but i probablt have to read the entire chapter or arc ro get it but just.#i dont like the way mhyvtreats my blorbo!!!!!#just let him fucking die dude im #im not asking for like a whole arc ant him or anything just stop.#at most just 4 pixels in another characters arc or smrh not a whole story thing againnn #heres me complaining abt honky for the 8838383883th time

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southerngothicaf · 1 month

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It's so frustrating that the Dems can't use Trump:s fake elector scheme against him because it could potentially mess up the case. His team could argue it interfered with his right to due process and get the case entirely thrown out. The fake elector schemel is so blatantly anti-American, anti-Democracy, unconstitutional, and so fucking sketchy he asked the supreme Court for immunity for it... and basically got it... causing the case to be delayed even further. Like enough of the information is public that if people actually cared they could go and find it but because it's not a big attack used in the media or by the Harris campaign no one's going to fucking do that but it would be such a nail in his coffin if he was widely known for literally trying to steal the election

#look up the eastman memos if ur not aware of what im talking about #it is the single most unconstitutional act he attempted to commit #i mentioned it in an argument with one of my conservative friends and he had no idea what i was talking about and because #he hadnt heard about it all used as an attack by the dems he questioned the credibility of the claim #but like THEY LITERALLY CANT USE IT AGAINST HIM #or the entire case could be thrown out #and it is of absolute importance that this case is seen #im fairly sure they already have one of the fake electors willing to cooperate with the investigation

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aparticularbandit · 3 months

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the thing is that the rough aspect of this final chapter (minus epilogue) is that i'm trying desperately to make byakuya's bad idea feel like a good idea.

and it's a bad idea. it is an extremely bad idea. it's not maintainable. and kyoko rightfully calls him out for that. (in the rough, so does hina, but i changed that.)

in the new version, there's threat to kyoko now, but like.

it still feels a bit gimmicky and there's not really a way around that, i don't think.

#musings #bandit writes fic #dr1 end rewrite fic #which is fine because it's kind of a fake climax #like it's a climax /of a sort/#but you as the reader should also be waiting for the other shoe to drop #you should be waiting for what happens - and what has been /well seeded/ to happen #and /you/ get the sense of the threat /that no one else there does/#there /is/ a threat /specifically to junko/#because of what /you the reader/ KNOW is coming #hm #memo to self

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unproduciblesmackdown · 8 months

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why is reassurance about omnipresent omnipotent Love needed like. it's love(tm) has there not Been that assurance & affirmation all over the place all thee time. "but all the hate in the world...see what it does..." does that even mean "hate" or does that mean "people feeling entitled to a superior status ft. its intrinsically promised superior power" like re: the limitations of "hate crimes" meaning there's a need to "prove" "hate" in the "intent." where do we see Love as this guaranteed antithesis to a systemically granted entitlement to power to constrain someone's life. parents loving their children, And Yet. partners loving their partners And Yet. friends loving friends never stopped there from being disasters in how people are treated in that sphere. versus: people giving the most essential support to people they have no personal connection to, no direct connection to, no basis for having particular feelings about them one way or another beyond knowing they're also people in a vulnerable situation. people flourishing by themself. people learning how to relate to themself positively In Spite Of the Love they've experienced. how actions, interactions, relations are guided by principles that are not contingent on the affective, re: Feelings, but on externally evident contexts and patterns and consequences. what of it if you're Hated by someone whose ability to manifest that or not has no control over you still living your life b/c nobody's entitled to someone feeling a certain way towards them but someone feeling a certain way towards someone doesn't entitle them to enforcing a status of Less on them in any way either. why's something Internal have to be considered universal. why's anything have to be considered universal, as though if there's anything that doesn't apply to absolutely anyone then those outside that might be Less in some "legitimate" way. there's that: you're a person and they're a person, and who are you to consider yourself More of a person than them, and who are they to consider themself More of a person than you. "this too is Love" what if it isn't

is any idea of Love challenged by potentially Not subsuming more precise, nuanced, granular, complex, perhaps incongruous concepts into one vague assertion. what of recognition. acknowledgment. respect, care, intimacy, collaboration, accompaniment, without fundamentally necessitating particular emotions, status, even particulars of relationships. "relationships" in the sense of how does xyz affect abc & vice versa: relationality. "if you want or enjoy anything: love" how about everyone's experience of their interiority is their own. why is it important for you to believe a particular commonality must be at play. "if you don't believe in eternal torment of your damned soul what's stopping you from killing everyone rn" = "if you don't believe in Doing Bad Things Feels Bad what's stopping you from Doing Bad Things rn" = "if you're guided by the Good Feeling Love you'll be Doing Good Things" like, will you. when people instead attach any concept of Love to more fundamental concepts of respect for everyone else as equals to oneself and what actions and principles support others then it's like i mean yeah sure same diff in this case. when it's about how something that originates as a personal interior experience is a claim over any/everyone else's? whyme (rhymes with "rhyme"). versus anything that may be considered Universal being something that also does not necessarily stem from or is not contained within any particular self. universe is universal? everything affecting the existence of everything else? doesn't start or stop in any particular person's experience as themself, the way their thoughts and feelings can. i can't think of any of the like Concepts Ideals Principles Beliefs etc i would have that i'd describe as "love." and what of it. works fine for anyone who does so long as that Love is not something that must be Universally Human(tm) or where any willingness to consider some idea synonymous / overlapping / relevant does not just so happen to require "so you still really mean Love :)" like as though a christian universalist was still gonna have to always be telling people how jesus is everywhere & all good things are jesus, vice versa. like if you think everyone will be reconciled with christian god in the end then why do you need to push it. if everything is Love & Love is behind anything that helps anyone then what is there to convince oneself or anyone else of. what is there even to talk about. versus if i were to find/replace "love" with "politics" in that sentence & then in any instance there would be plenty to talk about lmao b/c it would have to do with any specifics about the situation & any events/actions/external matters that could be relevant. the actual Reality of your Real Feelings start & end with you even as they also play into how your existence affects others' existence. gotta believe everyone else is feeling Love? okay, that would still be their own business lol. & what if they weren't. say love is everywhere & that's the answer: well no it isn't b/c we can discern what goes on in the everywherelove world. so anyways: what could we do regardless? feeling more love is self-contained i.e. your personal business. what of any/everyone else. die cry hate. love loses. recognition regardless of the emotions happening. being loveless. being despised. those who go "so anyways"

#is someone or something only of value if sufficiently loved by someone #rephrased does someone's equal value guarantee some kind of deemed equal manifestation of love compared to someone else #why? who's going to assess lovingness / belovedness there? what ''should'' be guaranteed to anyone?#supposing we all imagine a Best Person. are they e.g. Guaranteed maximum friends? are they Guaranteed any friends? (my answer: no)#not ''is it possible'' not ''is it like'' Are They Guaranteed This #do we assume we can or must Prove anyone else is not less than us. do we add anything at all onto the assumption they aren't less #such as ''i don't think anyone's Less a person than myself (why not stop here) b/c i think anyone Has Love''#why not stop there. you tell me i Won't go to hell for killing everyone? i'm not gonna do it #you tell me i won't feel bad for doing so? i'm still not gonna do it #you tell me i'm the Realest Person in a simulation of non persons? i'm not gonna change how i interact w/anyone at all why tf would i #''maybe nobody sees the same colors as you. maybe nobody feels the same feelings as you'' Okay What Difference Does It Make #doesn't change if some memo was dropped like yes Only You truly think & feel. everything else is simulations w/no interiority. Ok; &? So?#dehumanizing Assertions go for the supposed Less interiority like shove that interiorly as well. less pain less Love less capacity for xyz #oh you experience Externalized expression of these people Not being Less? can't prove they're not Faking huh? what if we say they are #Doesn't Matter. veering into ''no; they must Feel the Most'' to counter it like doesn't matter!! what's Happening. what's Being Done #who is being constrained; harmed; made more vulnerable. who has fewer Real autonomous choices to make #e.g. no ''you can choose x. or choose y with threatened increased risk / harm''#if someone's All About Feeling Love well okay possibly great but Lovelessness is good for you like queerness is good for cishet ppl #similar too the way to have a ''difference'' that contextualizes queerness there has to be the constraint of cisheteropatriarchy #like how ppl rankle at being called cis / cishet b/c they're ''just Normal'' like we aren't supposed to be able to name & address things #a related element is that Love(tm) tends to be very flattening. very [is there really even anything else to discuss/consider??]#yeah. isn't there always? why not in this case.#like also everything else this is dynamic. honing thoughts & ideas always; including by writing things out #you know what's everywhere & in all of us including our positive moods / feelings...fluctuating energies in fields #talk to me about That excitement (charges & feelings Positive Or Negative lol...) let's talk about Imbalance handshake Balance #consider having: love handshake loveless then. again do Not subsume! step one!! not ''ok so its all just love'' cut it out for once!!!#rotate it. put it in the centrifuge. the gravitational center. nucleus. radiation. if you're aware of it smthing affected it affected you #up next brawling with the ''math is inhuman dehumanizing math is antiqueer'' w/e tf else. die cry hate Humanities(tm) (sentiment) Loses #ps was thinking lately of the way ppl's Emotional motivations manifest then connect / have an effect. still all about the loveless agenda

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ponikva · 11 months

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some of my coworkers are so fucking annoying snd it's only 7am 😭

#i don't feel like faking courtesy; i do it all the time; get the memo this time woman i don't feel like talking leave me alone

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evendrierguys · 1 year

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re: prev rb. it’s almost like trying to means-test this shit let alone assume you can always spot a faker will always ALWAYS result in the people who need it getting thrown under the bus. like if that hypothetical REAL [X] Person Who ACTUALLY Needs [Y] was in front of you right now rest assured you would be jumping on the first excuse you can find to deny them help all the same.

#.rtf #the original context of disability benefits is personal to me too (<- on universal credit bc autism) but this is a broad statement.#about disability accommodations about government welfare as a whole about transmedicalism you get the memo #(yes i have STILL been seeing supposed professionals on twitter buy into the myth of Kids These Days Faking Autism And ADHD For Clout)

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kurulover · 2 years

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why is it always the sky

#why is it always the sky that we have issues over #either being afraid of or wanting to go back to or thinking it’s fake. always the sky #committee memo

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timmyyyturner · 5 months

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Dm's: Jason Todd x Fem! Reader

TW: Alcohol.

jasontodd: I'm in love with you.

y/nl/n: i literally have no idea who you are.

It started a few months ago when you were followed by some random guy on Instagram. He had a racking of 28 Million followers and you were just a girl with 2K posting GRWM's and make up tutorials.

jasontodd: you looked so pretty in your livestream like MARRY ME TF??? ♡ liked by y/nl/n

y/nl/n: thank you, baby ♡ liked by jasontodd

You didn't get why you were so special.

y/nl/n: *voice memo* I'm serious like is there a reason you think I'm soooo pretty? ♡ liked by jasontodd

jasontodd: Damn. Even your voice is hot.

jasontodd: I'm sorry for inhaling the same oxygen as you🙏

y/nl/n: LMAO

It was kinda cute, kinda stalkery. Every single thing you posted he liked, seconds after. Praising you like you were an absolute goddess. At first you thought maybe it was a fake account but no, he was the real deal (he sent you a picture of his ID with blurred out details). When you Googled his name, you didn't expect his adoptive dad to be the BRUCE WAYNE. You might not be Wayne obsessed but everyone in Gotham know who Bruce Wayne was.

jasontodd: You busy??????

y/nl/n: no, why?

It was late almost 3 in the morning and you'd been occupied by messaging some guy who slid into your dm's six months ago. You were surprised when a incoming video call notification popped up on your phone. You were hesitant to but answered it. "Hello?" His camera was moving a lot but it was quite on his side, you could hear how heavy his footsteps were. You were laying in bed cozied up holding your pillow in your arms, another propping up the phone.

"Gimme a second." You watched him set the camera up in his bathroom, toothbrush hunging from his mouth. "There." He continued brushing his teeth. "Where are you going dressed so handsomely?" He snickered. "Well, pretty lady. It's not where I am heading but where I've been. I just got home from a friends after party."

"Probably using the art of back bending to bring home chicks?" You tilted your head. "Unless the chick was you, pretty, Ion want her near me." You smiled, He yawned causing you to do the same. "Dick is making me brush my teeth cause I threw up in his car and now my breath stinks." You nodded, listening to his little rant. "He's getting me a bucket so I don't choke on my vomit in my sleep, how many people do you think died like that?"

"Well-" You attempted to answer but he cut you off unintentionally by throwing up off screen, thankfully before returning to the screen, rinsing his mouth and rebrushing his teeth. "Who's Azealia Banks? Is she a influencer?" You smiled. "She's in the music industry, a real controversial person." He hummed.

"Who are you talking to?" Jason picked up his phone. "My girlfriend and you can't see her cause she's mine, your brain will hurt with beauty." Jason kissed the screen before you heard Dick approach him. "C'mon Jay get in bed now."

"No." You watched Dick attempt drag Jason— who was throwing lowsy kicks and punches at Dick— to bed. You giggled watching the camera angle change in the hands of drunk Jason before the phone fell somewhere. "Get. In. Bed."

"No." It was funny hearing Jason have an actual sibling bond. "Fine, I'll just call in the big guns. ALFRED!" You could hear Jason mumble a 'fine' before a ruffling of blankets as he got in bed. "NOT ON YOUR STOMACH!" Dick yelled, picking up the phone, looking at you. You waved at him sweetly. "Jason, there's no way you pulled her. She's so pretty and nice and you're... Jason." Jason snatched the phone frowning. "I don't like you." Jason laid on his side, Dick was on his way out of the room before turning to Jason to say something. "Hey, Y/n, do you wanna get married tommorow?"

"Uhm, I'll discuss this with sober you, okay baby." Jason hummed. "Can you stay with me until I fall asleep?" You smiled. "Okay." Dick smiled leaving the room.

He fell asleep a little over a hour later. You pressed a kiss to your screen before hanging up and going to bed. He woke up with a throbbing headache. He grabbed his phone seeing you posted on your story 30 minutes ago. He opened it seeing a picture of him and you on a video call. Did he call you last night?

"don't go! what if I choke on my drunk vomit and die?!" - jason todd. He chuckled reading that. He liked the story immediately getting a reply.

y/nl/n: alive then?

He smiled.

jasontodd: Sorry about last night lol.

y/nl/n: lol don't worry about it :))!

After that you sent him a picture of lots of you cooking, which he liked. What you did next though surprised him.

y/nl/n: 📍live location

y/nl/n: join me? we can discuss our marriage, boyfriend ;)

He never got out of bed faster.