#fake conversation

[idonutevnno]

Eloise: you are not hard to love, quite the opposite in fact….

Cressida, tears brimming her eyes: easy to hate?

Eloise: What?! No!

[galaxysupernaturalstuff]

[kylianmbappee]

Can you write Sergio Ramos incorrect quotes or convos

Sergio: you can't make everyone like you. You aren't y/n

Journalist:not everyone likes y/n

Sergio: who doesn't like y/n?

Journalist: no one, i just-

Sergio: i need names -

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Sergio: well i warned you

Y/n: you did

Sergio: but did you listen?

Y/n:no

Sergio: do you ever listen?

Y/n: no

Sergio: are you listening now?

Y/n: no.

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Y/n *sighs*: no one really loves me

Sergio: are you sure?

Y/n: yeah

Sergio,agresifely pointing at himself :ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Sergio: *does something *

Y/n, possibly drunk *: THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES

Sergio: Husband*

Y/n: EVEN BETTER

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Y/n: [does something ridiculous ]

Sergio: Great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you.

Y/n:..what?

Sergio: ANNOYED , ANNOYED BY YOU! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Sergio:i know you must be surprised to see me here.

Y/n: not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Sergio: Y/n , we tried things your way.

Y/n: No, we didn't.

Sergio: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n: Sergio i keep getting sunburned..

Sergio:...

[A Few hours later]

Y/n: Sergio where did the sun go?

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Sergio: shut up

Y/n: or what

Sergio: or I'll marry you

Y/n:

Y/n: * starts yodelling*

[stonescanbreakmybones]

An hour later

[superbloomluke]

Ashton: it’s giving model

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving people’s princess

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving all my hopes and dreams but also sexy and hot as fuck

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving marry me please

Luke: all I did was show you a picture of myself

Ashton: exactly.

[linksfandomgmxreblogs]

Now all Four needs to do is explain the joke

Four next part:

"So I'm going to be using this sword" *Pulls out Four Sword, while grinning*

"Don't worry Captain, I'm quite capable of teamwork"

*Four Splits into four*

[mapplesand]

and whatever happened during their senior year

I did that back in June i think so yeah

[loz3rliterature]

"Why did you tell me happy birthday?" "Because it's what you do when you care about someone." "You care about me?" "Maybe so." "Still?" "Mhm." "Why?" "Because you once cared about me, too."

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Ranma Saotome: Hey, you! Yeah, you! The idiot with the stupid hat! Leave that girl alone! [Ranma walks over] Ranma: Listen, buddy. I used to be like you… always treating girls like crap… But, ya know… Over the years, I've learned that girls deserve respect like everyone else. Some girls are pretty strong, too. I know a more than a few who'd kick your teeth in if they heard half the trash coming outta your mouth. [Ranma grabs some guy's iced tea and throws it in his own face, poofing into his female form. Ranma then flashes a wicked grin, the iced tea dripping down her face only adding to her unhinged look] Ranma (girl-type): And I'm one of 'em!!

[llamlooma15]

Uta: can’t die. need to fix that♡

[cherryfinolahobbes]

I feel like this is how a conversation between Cherry and Bruce would go.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpvKKBn/

After explanation:

Cherry: …so, you’re saying spicy..

Bruce: honestly, probably more sour

[kokoro-no-kintsugi]

“So, tell me about yourself.”

I wish people realized how hard of a question they were truly asking. I have such a shattered sense of identity that I stay unsure of what things are actually me and not just my attempt to mirror what other people want me to be.

“Think back further. What about your childhood? You can’t have always been this way.”

I’d laugh if I could. I can’t remember most of my childhood on a good day. What I can remember, though, is the mental, emotional, and physical conditioning that led me to believe that I am safer acting than being whatever it is I actually want to be.

Of course I told my father I wanted to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or whatever successful career he was obsessed with at that moment for me, because it made him happy.

Of course I told my mother I loved her even when I’d felt little to no reason to, because it made her happy.

When they were happy, it meant I was safe.

But, what started as white lies quickly grew darker than the inky night sky, and as numerous as the stars that dot it.

So, sorry to disappoint you, but it does go back as far as my memory allows.

“I’ll change directions. What do you think is wrong with you?”

That maybe I can answer.

There’s the solid medical diagnoses, that’s the easy place to start: Autism, anxiety, depression, ptsd, avoidant personality disorder, fibromyalgia. There’s probably more just waiting for me to mention symptoms to the right professional.

But, there’s a lot wrong that I’m not sure is a medical condition, maybe just my own broken human condition.

Like how I can mentally jump into the past and actually believe I’m there on some level, because every bit of pain I felt in the moment then is now plaguing my heart as if I were right back there.

Or how I can lose to literally any person in my own comparisons of worth.

There’s especially the deep, seething hatred I feel towards myself unrelentingly. It has its own voice in my headscape. I am constantly a victim to my own mistakes being looped repeatedly. I haven’t been able to say a nice word to myself in earnest in so long that when I try, it immediately feels artificial. Oh, but I never struggle for an insult, no matter how minor or innocent my actions are that I am criticizing. And how it pushes for my destruction, and goads me to do it with my own hands.

I mean, good god, I’m covered in scars. From my own hands. My insides may have some marring of their own from illicit substances and numerous overdoses, but I do not know for sure. I’ve only recently started to fear death, you see, and that is from a deeply selfish desire to spend the rest of his days with him. I know the second that he leaves this mortal coil, or perhaps even finds himself tired of me (as much as I want to avoid that line of thinking), I honestly plan that I will be no more.

Then there is how my anxiety cripples me into inaction, which is just wonderful fodder for the depression and self loathing.

Oh, and I’m incredibly impulsive. Every major decision in my life has come from an impulse, not that all of those have been terrible..

“Not to interrupt you, but I’m not sure it’s productive to continue on this subject.”

It’s alright, I don’t particularly like that subject, I’m just..well-read on it. I think I’ve had enough for today. I’ll see you again soon.

[fangirlingomgfreakingout]

Me: *shaking my little cousin gently by the shoulders* you are literally so cool and your mom loves you so much please never stop doing whatever weird stuff your classmates make fun of you for and above all else share your weird hobbies with the other women in our family you have no idea how important and wonderful sharing that part of you will be someday you glorious little freak

My little cousin: so it’s ok if (little sister) hides in the closet to scare you at the end of the scavenger hunt?

Me: *tears of pride in my eyes* yes but only if she wants to

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton is a master manipulator in FNAF..

[superbloomluke]

Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Calum: blue, probably. Like, dark blue.

Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Ashton: red. I like it because of fire, passion, blood. I think it served its purpose for my new record when it came to representing my intentions through metaphorical imagery.

Michael: what’s your favorite color?

Luke: bleach.

[bixels]

In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.

He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!

You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).

Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!

But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!