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Thinking about Fabian who loves his parents with all his heart. Thinking about Fabian who denies any passing comment his friends make that his parents may have been unkind to him. Thinking about Fabian who stands next to Adine and Kristen and feels lucky to have the parents he does. Thinking about Fabian who when asked to think of a moment he was treated unfairly or was angry thinks of the immense pressure to live up to a person his parents told him he had to be. Thinking about Fabian who killed his own father and wears his eyepatch after loosing his own eye. Thinking about Fabian who gave his friends gifts anonymously even though he acts like he loves praise and attention. Thinking about Fabian who tries to be this cool ladies man but fumbles or backs out of romances. Thinking about Fabian who is the most popular boy in school filling his house with other people to keep out the quiet. Thinking of Fabian who is surrounded by love and should feel happy and fulfilled. Thinking about Fabian who doesn’t

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in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

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DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

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Been thinkin about riz, here's some little headcannons;

-When he's getting ready to jump he does the little cat shuffle to calibrate, there's no other warning besides him looking at you for too long (he's always looking around for threats) if you distract him during his little ritual he starts over.

-In the mordred kitchen there's a cabinet that when opened seems empty but is actually pull out stairs for riz, he cried a little when he found them (they didn't tell him, wanted it to be a surprise)

Most tall men medicine is toxic to riz so he can't take regular Tylenol, he takes baby aspirin if his hand pain get bad enough

Gorgug and Fabian have gotten used to being on the lookout for Riz gearing up to jump. Usually he's looking for a higher vantage point and, as the resident tall + strong members of his party they get jumped on a LOT. Sometimes Ragh has to suffer the indignity of their tiny detective leaping onto his back and clawing his way up to his shoulders so he can see over a crowd. Best to just pick the little guy up and place him on your shoulders yourself, unless you want claw-holes in your clothes/back.

The pull-out stairs are right under the coffee maker and see a LOT of use. There's also a step stool thats kept under the sink for when Riz/Gorgugs parents are visiting and need to be able to reach other areas of the kitchen more easily.

Given that there isn't much information on goblin safe medications he usually just plays it safe and avoids using any at all if he can help it. He knows for a FACT that he cant handle ibuprophen though (one bad experience in middle school where he had a migrain, went to the school nurse, and then ended up having to get revived by a cleric at the hospital taught him that), and given it's in so many painkillers he tries to just avoid taking them all together. He's also small, and the cheap version of tylenol/paracetamol is usually the one dosed out for tall men species. If his hands are really giving him trouble that day he'll snap a regular sized pill in half.

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

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“can’t two men just be friends?” no actually. if they’re close it means they fuck nasty. Hope this helps

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I just got my ears pierced for completely normal reasons that definitely have nothing to do with the concept of being able to wear little ladybug earrings

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i cannot stand the “let men be friends” thing anymore. no it’s gay now. really gay. Sorry

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I'm girl

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Ipsum-ing like it’s 1889.

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hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

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