#fair i guess

[o-sachi]

I hate talking to my father. Not because I'm traumatized by him or that I despise him, but he's so genuinely annoying to talk to.

It's like talking to myself when I'm uninterested in the conversation.

[theleakypen]

Genuinely annoyed at how far David got in the Tanakh Sexyman Poll but perhaps I'm the only one who still holds a grudge about Bathsheba and Uriah

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brynjolf: I’d walk through fire for the guild! Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid because my hair.

[rosalind2013]

Luna, my cockatiel who hates my guts: *calls loudly from the other room*

Me: Is she usually that loud during the day?

My sister, who works from home: No, she’s pretty quiet usually.

Me: Luna, are you calling me?

Luna, my cockatiel who hates my guts: *increased calling*

Me, heading toward her: Luna, do you actually like me? How embarrassing for you.

Luna: *angry hissing noises*

[certified-waffler]

today i went outside :3

[antiquesintheattic]

my dad is always on buzzfeed (which is hilarious on its own) and a few days ago he saw a post about someone making a swear jar but for every time their wife mentioned taylor swift and he said he was going to do the same thing but for when i bring up bruce springsteen.

[li-esonthefloor]

i want tox+2 on steam i want tox+2 on steam i want tox+2 on steam

i want to go feral again but i dont want to have to sit in my ps3 corner to do it

[tidesreach]

the writers of outer banks are definitely uncharted fans like first el dorado and now pirate treasure HELLO????? that scene where john b tosses a bottle to distract one of the antagonist's goons A CLASSIC VIDEO GAME MOVE also their respective rafes are uncannily similar

[anawkwardlady]

Last time today that I talk about MBTI bs BUT friendly remember a friend of mine reacted with SO MUCH disgust when I told her we both had the same profile mlljklm. She was like ".... Are you sure ? You made the right test ?" SHE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE ME.

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

wednesday is like i guess if i’m stuck with all these people that super want to be my friend/date me i guess i’ll trick them into helping me with my investigation

[agendratum]

finally saw a destiel breaking news meme that wasn't my way of finding out the news

not like this tho

[mechaseraph]

This is what I get for being Kira pfp isn’t it

[hollabastiongirl]

have your parents bought you a gay pride soap set for Christmas to show they support you or are they normal

[choasuqeen]

*sigh* AHHHHHH

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[rhys-ravenfeather]

I had a vision.