#fair enough 😂

[frugalkubal]

Someone messaged me regarding a particular "childhood sweetheart" on afkJ's post about Lyca, so I'd like to talk about it. (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

Here's the tea. lol

Okay, so here's the immediate train of thought I had when I saw that:

"Oh, it's just like that customer service representative who said Gavus and Eugene are just friends bc some dudes were disgusted by idea that they're basically a married couple with kids. So, in this case, they had to slap on that heteronormative childhood sweetheart thing so that no more random disgruntled homophobe will bother their CSRs just to ask if Eironn and Lorsan and/or Lyca and Florabelle are fruity. lol Ngl, I'm not even mad at this cover up. 😂"

Seriously though, if they genuinely wanted Eironn to be Lyca's "childhood sweetheart," they should've shown any indication that either of them had at least a puppy crush on the other; or like, talk about some sweet memories from the past. But who actually talked about some sweet intimate memories? Florabelle. And how did Lyca react? She got flustered — even before talking to Florabelle. Even the mere mention of her name had her stuttering.

On the other hand, all Eironn talked in relation to Lyca was how they (including Lorsan) grew up together and then, Lorsan said he left the forest in pursuit of improving his sword skills. When Eironn fought corrupted Eomir alongside his friends, he said some heartwarming things about everyone, including Lyca. During that short fight with Lyca bc of his stubborn habit of fighting alone, it didn't even end up remotely romantic. They just casually reconciled like, "We good? Mm'kay, we good, homie." And moved on with the journey. Heck, they don't even have any correlation with each other in afkA. ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

Anyways...

Who made Eironn's emotionally constipated face crack a smile tho? Lorsan.

Who did Eironn open up his heart and fully bare his insecurities? Lorsan.

Who was able to get through Eironn in a heartfelt and wise manner without getting mad and storming off? Lorsan.

Who's actually being a sweetheart to Eironn? Lorsan.

In conclusion: EiLor.

[a-skirmish-of-wit]

This cracked me up the way she's reaching for a reason to hate this poor lad she's never even met. He's an unfaithful close friend? For having feelings for Pin?

Kind of brutal but also Anin, girlie - what would that make you?? have you considered this?? lmao

She wasn't just petty in this scene, she was visibly locked in and fully focused on trash talking these men she doesn't know. Excellent, no notes

[skruttet]

our very own fisherman rhys gunning for moominvalley to win at the international emmys

[bonesbuckleup]

I wonder if all the people making those very nice fanvids set to the choral Like a Prayer from the Deadpool movie are aware what that song is about.

[eddiemunsonsmum]

Just saw this comment on a story posted a month ago.

*cries in Eddie Munson Solo Series no one wanted to read, interact with or request for*

No shade to the person that commented this on their own fic if you recognize it. It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them. More crying in the tags.

[acidheaddd]

Even Horus came along.

[rexscanonwife]

Uorrgghh....good afternoon everypony 😂 I've been conditioned to feel really guilty about sleeping in too late, but today seriously felt like

[theflyingfeeling]

...💇‍♀️

[telomirage]

me at my old job asking people why they were working in the dark vs me not turning lights on in my apartment unless absolutely necessary (or if maintenance comes by and turns on a light while they work)

[maghnolias]

shane taking immediate offence over steven throwing shade at ryan...oh they're tethered aren't they

[dontwanderoff]

managed to get through three episodes with my friends before the one friend who was late to the newsreader party was like ‘i’ve watched all of season 1 today as well, i can’t do anymore’ and like i get it but im desperate to chat to them about ittttt

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Seeing James Vowles doing post race debriefs at Williams just makes me think 'You can take the guy out of Mercedes...' 😂

[lunaticamic]

a comment on the internet:

[steampoweredskeleton]

New worst feeling: expressing an emotion/feeling/experience to someone you have been very supportive to, and feeling them mark you as Weird and Strange

[elektroyu]

I feel it's pretty unfair that I have to resist emotional eating when there's this constant existential dread 😒

why, my gut, why are you doing this to me

[woundedheartwithin]

Not me staying up until 2am figuring out how to use ffmpeg so I can make fucking [redacted] gifs