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Bug of the Day
I HAVE QUESTIONS
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(Herpetogramma, 1.25 of them anyway)
#Herpetogramma#Crambidae#Lepidoptera#moth#insect#BotD#bug of the day#mating#failed mating#well it failed for at least one of them#I HAVE QUESTIONS
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Let it be known that Genlong won't be topped…
#mate the series#mate gl#MateTheSeriesEp7#thai gl#thai ql#thai series#thank you thailand#thai drama#genlong x aoey#lesbianism#gl#lesbian#gay#lgbtq#only her hair is straight#so gay#top aoey#bffs <3#most beloved friend#gen x aoey#since not liking women already failed#bottom gen
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Joels kind of like a shonen mc in wild life especially the finale, where once he declares you part of his "family" you can't hurt him. Not that you can't try to, everybody except gem and grian tried to kill him many many times, it's just when they do they can barely graze him, hell half the time he's not even aware that they're trying to kill him and even when he is he just shrugs it off (there is something deeply wrong with him)
#it's like after his first death to jimmy he developed an immunity to any “family” related threats#in which he also forgave jimmy and lizzie for killing him in like 2 seconds#like in the finale lizzie tries to blow him up and fails#I'm pretty sure scar's rollercoaster was also supposed to be rigged to kill him but failed (I haven't watched his ep yet)#jimmy brings the ravanger to kill him (again I think) but joel's just like let me help you with that mate#etho tries to help scott kill him but ends up accidently killing scott instead#and he's so nonchalant about all of his “family” members' attemps on his life the way only a shonen mc could be#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#wild life#wild life spoilers
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Taking pictures of this weird man in my house
#Fluffernutter#he looks cursed to me with flash#pigeon#pet pigeon#i know to other people Fluffernutter is this cute cartoon looking pigeon who is adorable.#to me Fluffernutter is a rowdy room mate who humps stuff in front of god and everyone#and he trips over stuff and pretends he ment to do that#he is like a frat boy#a rich one specifically#but he is also my beloved cringe-fail bird
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What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.
What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it you’re lent.
By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.

She’s what’s tethering him do you see… And he’s the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.

They’re both so out of it 😭 It’s the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? They’re each other’s weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though she’s also the guard attack hound keeping him safe… And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. They’re both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They can’t perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked.
We both haven’t lived for ourselves in a very long time, haven’t we.


They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it it’s ok he’s not all alone in the end 😭😭 He reached out for Marcille’s hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, it’s okay I’m okay
Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.
Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because they’re h-u-n-g-r-y 💕💕💕


I bet he’s only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him they’re tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistles…... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?
"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you can’t suppress her in the way that matters. You can’t soothe him in the way that matters. It’s doomed. You’re doomed. It’s all doomed. Save me.
#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thistle#falin touden#thistlin#OOOOH UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT SOMEHOW WORKS OUT SAVE ME#I need them to be traumabonded kittens to not separate post-canon#I’m seeing a raise in post-canon thistle content/interest which makes me v happy#Fumi rambles#Falin learning to disobey orders with Thistle is one of my fave things. EAT THAT CURRY GIRL!!!! Nvm that it’s gonna get you killed#It’s good for the character arc#Falin and thistle sitting on a web o-b-s-e-s-s-i-n-g <3#This is somewhat of a tldr of my huge thistlin post. Plus some thoughts i had in discord or twitter#Keeping it for another day but tbh if you see their dynamic in canon as her thinking/having picked him as her mate it changes nothing#about her behavior which I find funny. Thistle accidentally claimed himself a parrot mate bc he’s bad with monsters confirmed#Ik my thing of them learning to relax and live in the present moment again is pretty fanon BUT IT’S WHAT KUI POINTED TOWARDS#With her calming him down from a panic attack and eating berries. With the baths for dandruffs. Etc. Thistle hasn’t socialized in a long#time and he wouldn’t if it wasn’t a tool he needed to interact with BUT it’s still socialization and it’s getting him in touch with his#surroundings again even if just a bit slowly but surely!! The Toudens have a superpower in reaching Thistle. Bless#How’s that one post go again. he refuses to develop he's part of the problem he maintains the cycle he's trapped in the cycle.#she's growing she's finding her place she escaped her original role she wants to help people she will never save him she will never save hi#Something something they have to abstract each other bc relationships with humans have always been too charged and unsafe#Only by seeing each other as more concept than person more object than peer can they truly be vulnerable#Like the fuckedupness lf their dynamic and state is WHY they’re so attached. Why their dynamic could be so raw and needy#The stars aligned in the worst way. Mission successfully faile#Tfw we both need to feel needed
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I was rewatching mouthwashing, and I ended up thinking of the different reactions that Curly and Jimmy had in doing their tasks. How during the scene of Anya evaluating Jimmy and showing dread towards the idea of doing his evaluation, Curly was the one that offered to take it off her hands. He had no issue with adding more to his plate, because he knew - or well, thought, he knew that Jimmy wasn't going to "bullshit" with him since he's known him for a long time. When Anya hands Curly a note from Swansea, Curly goes to check out what the issue is and he takes care of it without a complaint, the only "complaint" he has is how this incident could have damaged the pods. Which is reasonable, those pods are their only way to be saved if anything tragic happens on the ship. However, in comparison to Jimmy being asked to do things, he's passive-aggressive about it. When Anya asks Jimmy if he could help her out with Curly's painkillers, he tells her that people should be worth their titles, specifically using her title as a nurse when she asked him for help and then when she says forget it, since he made her feel insecure, he still goes "Oh no, I'LL take care of it" as if he was doing a chore, a favor for her. Then, there's that part where he blows up at her for things that she didn't even ask him to do - more so the others asked him about it, like the code scanner, him deciding he needed to find the axe for the foam, and then, there's the medicine part (which when she does ask, and she reconsiders - going to do it herself, he takes that away from her). Jimmy complains about the tasks he has to do and he treats it like a big issue, a "woes me" that he has to do this and that - wanting the praise of the capital without actually doing any work. While Curly doesn't complain about it, in fact, he even mentions that he's aware of how well he is doing at his job as a Captain during that cockpit scene with him and Jimmy. If Jimmy only had to do a small amount of tasks to get irritated and annoyed at being captain, while Curly didn't which I feel like encapsulates their personalities. Curly understands what he's doing is a job, it's a responsibility, why would he complain at any point for doing what he's suppose too? Why would he be upset at people asking him to do tasks? While Jimmy on the other hand, isn't used to it at all and it's different to what he's had before and he's realizing that he doesn't actually like doing the work he has too. I just wanted to ramble about it even if it seemed kind of obvious xd
It’s obvious but it is a thing people miss or understate when trying to find parallels in Curly’s and Jimmy’s relationship/personalities.
Like the way people portray it as neither taking responsibility when it is almost split down the middle of Curly taking responsibilities and faults that shouldn’t be his and making himself unequipped to handle the ones that are while Jimmy refuses to handle the responsibilities he has because he wasn’t expecting the work that comes with them.
Not a lot to say but people forget that another thing the game comments on is prioritization of issues and responsibilities and how the guys fail at it in one way or another in the situation.
#this talk of responsibility is more so about me be very annoyed with people acting like Swansea was the most responsible man on that ship#when he immediately takes a break after his intern in stuck in the foam starts drinking the moment he find out the mouthwash is alcoholic#doesn’t tell anyone about the cryopod or explain himself and did nothing about Jimmy either until it was too late#like I’m sorry but he is also the last guy I’d like to hear about responsibility from cause he did just as bad as Curly post crash like he#wasn’t even nice to Anya outside the one conversation we see he was actually just as rude to her as he was Daisuke when they cracked open#the crates and dismissive before hand like I’m getting more mad at the glorification of one guy vs the woman whose doing the most 4 herself#like I get his speech and the recognition of his faults but he still had them and they still were his downfall in the end and part of the#reason Daisuke listened to Jimmy and it’s not his fault that happened but it’s the same way it’s not Curly’s fault Jimmy is like that#but I digress cause people don’t exactly like when we actually discuss the responsibilities the crew mates should’ve and shouldn’t have had#or what they actually did to help cause idk Anya likely would not feel supported by any of them after the fact if they survived like girl#only ever got attention for her problems when they were literally at the worst that’s not helping or taking responsibility like she had to#kill herself to feel some sort of relief also the irony about Curly’s concern about killing herself only#for it to get to the point she actually did because there was no safety for her they all failed her#Swansea would’ve just told her to tell the captain and he’d watch Jimmy and ultimately it would play out the same cause he’s tries to not#get to involved cause he’s old and been through enough already and she’d feel just as unheard like he was closer to Daisuke#and not once after the crash did he really try to steer him away from liking Jimmy which again he points out himself#like I love Swansea and Daisuke but they were just as complacent in Anya’s suffering and Jimmy’s behavior even if they knew less that should#not make them more viable options or it more excusable like crazy conclusions to comes to ig on my part but yall hate#the idea that maybe a major point is that Anya was alone as a woman and overlooked#mouthwashing#ask#mouthwashing game#anon#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing
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We are not the same.
Some folks: SJM foreshadowed a blood duel between Azriel and Lucien in the Bonus Chapter to win Elain’s heart/claim his mate.
Me, an intellectual: SJM foreshadowed the blood duel in regard to Lucien because he will use it to save Elain’s life, likely from Beron, because this time he will be powerful enough to stop Jesminda’s fate from repeating itself again.
#elucien#pro elucien#elain x lucien#elucien head canon#anti e/riel#yall this is called a red herring#this is clearly Zuko’s story from ATLA where he was helpless and lost everything to exile by failing to fight his father in a duel#but when faced in a duel again he will prove his power against his horrible dad#Lucien was willing to lay down his life for Feyre his friend#don’t you realize he is going to do the same for his mate?#and he’s going to WIN and save her because there’s no way in hell he will let history repeat itself#especially for his mate#Lucien would never blood duel out of jealousy#he acts with honor and loyalty#yall will see#this is a story of his growth and coming into his own power too and getting justice from his father#and I just know Elain is going to help him in some way#pro lucien vanserra
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According to the other side, if Elain picks Lucien it somehow takes away the importance of choice. Something that is apparently a central theme to her character.
Nessian:

Respectfully, I don't think Sarah cares.
Mates are gonna Mate and that's the end of that.
It's pretty clear she's big on the whole Fate / Destiny side of things over what a 24 year old thinks is best for her before she's had a true healing arc.
#elucien#anti e/riel#elain archeron#Lucien isn't just a choice#He is the peak of all choices#He's clearly smitten with his mate#And will happily be shackled to her#lucien vanserra#I'll never understand why people fail to remember exactly who the author is that they're reading
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he says this now and yet……. :) just you wait, azul. your mind will change hehe.

#meraki mumbles#'and they were roommates' but it's 'and they were stuck in cohabitation together'#you and azul hate each other but that just means the sex will be that much yummier >:)#i hope everyone is ready to see azul try and fail embarrassingly at octopus courtship <3#rook: it's okay roi d'effort!! do not lose hope! your mate will come around eventually :D#jade: how unfortunate... even your own species doesn't want you (fake pout fake sympathy)
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This is my favorite too
#david duchovny#2024#fail better#gabor mate#i like the ones with Griffin Dune#with Mary Trump#very interesting
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would it be too silly to have the concepts of soulmates in my acotar fic. like i know i can do whatever i want but i like hearing other ppls opinion.
My idea is soulmates as a -concept- their not real but its a mortal thing. Soulmates as in someone you connect with (platonically or romantically) and that they are ones completion. And that you can have multiple soulmates.
I think it would be interesting as an opposition of sorts to Mates (mates being the supposedly equals the most powerful children, they are mirrors, their very sexual, etc etc)
I think the mortal idea of soulmates would appeal to tamlin a LOT
#arson yaps#tamlin#my fic#i think if soulmates exist my irl best friends are my platonic ones#Mates seem to be blinded to eachothers wrong doing (feysand. tamlins parents) vs soulmates who love you but dont fail to call you out#idk i really love talking about soulmates and again i think tamlin would be intrigued by it#pro tamlin
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"what is a hand job?"
edwin. sir. 😂
#charles you have most certainly failed your best mate#god that made me laugh so hard#dead boy detectives
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Mmm fnc fic idea forming
Mmmm modern day au
Mmmmmm chip yeeting himself outta windows bc he embarrassed himself in front of Gil when they met
#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#jrwi gillion#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip#chip james#theres more too it#im deffo gonna write this for sure#like#jay n chip are house/apartment mates and Gils their next door neighbor#chip n jay also work at the same place but have diffo positions so have different hours#gils a firefighter :)#Chip trys to tell Jay about Pickle lay guy but it turns put to be Gil(the neighbor Jay talks about but he hasnt met yet) amd yeets himslef..#outta rhe second story kitchen window right then and there#hes so cringe fail#i love him#fnc brainrot#fnc#fnc fic#fish n chips#fic title is gonna be “Chibos guide to selfdefinistration” but with the thrown out a window word is spelled right
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I can’t wait for sjm to make elriel’s book start from the first time they meet in acomaf <33
#THE ANGST !!!!!!#azriels POV when the cauldron makes ******* mates I’ll be on my knees#elain slowly beginning to trust azriel and azriel being so soft with her#azriel watching elain become bffs with his spymasters#azriel doing everything he can to stay away from elain but failing#elain trying everything she can to be near azriel#them just sitting together#comfortable in each others silence#I need it all !!#pro elriel#elriel
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I can’t quite seem to decide whether I feel bad for Luke Castellan or hate him with every single cell of my living being
#I suppose maybe both#because on one hand everything in his life went wrong for him#he grew up with an unstable mother#ran away when it was too much#his father turned his back on him when he knew his fate#his girlfriend got turned into a tree#failed a quest and felt humiliated#he was basically driven mad by his bitterness and resentment for the gods and how they treated him#but then he tried to murder a twelve year old boy who thought he was a friend#and then he forced a fourteen year old girl who thought of him as a BROTHER to hold up the sky#not to mention causing that same girl inner turmoil for years since she also had a crush on him#mate I don’t think your sad backstory can excuse that#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo fandom#riordanverse
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Taika and Chris didn't invent affectionate soft boi platonic soulmates, but they have perfected it.
#taika waititi#chris hemsworth#a kiwi and an aussie walk into a failing mcu franchise and...#support platonic love#platonic besties#let men be soft#fuck toxic masculinity#support mates kissing each other#support your local bromance#thor ragnarok#thor love and thunder
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