#fail upwards

[basementdwellerinthestars]

Jem, sweetheart, don't step into the light. You'll end up in a world you don't recognize where you have to overcome your disaster bisexual tendencies to actually think and do detective work. Do you really wanna do that? Do you? Okay, yeah, there's hot men and women on the other side but- ohp he already stepped through, there he goes, hm, what a predicament

[mafia-witch666]

Twitter is dying so quickly in real time. I wonder how Elons fans will try to prop up their billionaire moron now that his latest fail upwards scheme has fallen apart harder and more publicly than anything he's ever done before lmfaooo

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[casterhex]

stan pines would learn about the existence of crypto and be confused about why all these suckers are throwing their life savings away on money that doesn't even exist. then he realizes all these suckers are throwing their life savings away on money that doesn't even exist and shortly afterwards "stancoin" is born. gravity falls-typical hijinks ensue

[jame7t]

knowing there was going to be a general grievous Star Wars movie & it got canned years ago & now “the mandalorian and grogu” is gonna be the next theatrical Star Wars movie makes me wanna pume. I want to see general grevious as the wolf of Wall Street not Dave Filoni’s Infinity War.

[werecreature-addicted]

a woman told me "Pretty thing like you shouldn't have to do hard work," when I tried and failed to get a heavy box I was trying to donate out of my car and hmmmmm if I don't get fucked in the next two seconds I'm going to explode.

[genericpuff]

What a lot of people don't understand about navigating the "real world" as a neurodivergent person is that we were told all the rules of society growing up that we naturally followed, only to find out later just how often neurotypical people are either breaking those rules or operating off completely unwritten ones to get themselves ahead and that somehow ND's are the "dumbasses" for not realizing that these unwritten rules and rule-breaking is the "norm" despite that norm going against all the rules and values that were drilled into us from birth that we were expected and predisposed to follow.

[tatti-enthusiast]

local rich faildaughter, having internalised zero lessons from previous consequences to actions, proceeds to believe has achieved rightful glory when in fact has just majorly fucked herself over

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 71: shy

[hellenhighwater]

genuinely like how do you seem to be good at like... EVERYTHING? I'm so jealous of how skilled you are at things seemingly naturally

Things are not as hard as you think! Do them and see what happens, and then keep doing that over and over, regardless of failure.

[zoestanleyarts]

Sketched with a blue lead mechanical pencil and colored in with various markers. Fanart of Cody and J.C. from the indie animated series, Failing Upward. @waebakstudios

Timelapse video Check out the episodes of Failing Upward on Waebak Studio's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/waebakstudios  More places to keep up with the latest episodes and news of Failing Upward: https://linktr.ee/waebakstudios

[butchniqabi]

i dont gaf if youre poor in america, dont join the fuckin military!

[camembri]

ace's first on screen presence has him wearing both a jacket and a black hat, making him both the most clothed we ever see him and also demonstrating that he clearly has different colours of the same hat for different occasions. realistically this choice was deliberate by the animation studio to make him look more mysterious, giving him a recognisable motif whilst simultaneously building intrigue and not spoiling the whole fire power thing but. what's the in-universe explanation. he doesn't know there's an audience. this leads me to believe that he donned this outfit in a deliberate attempt to screw with Luffy and be all mysterious and psych Luffy out by pretending there's some guy following him (except it didn't work because he'd already left Drum). first of all - peak older siblingism. second of all he's sooo extra I'm surprised he didn't wear that same black hat when confronting Blackbeard to set the mood better. third of all do you think it's actually a different hat or did he spend the time between alabasta and drum painstakingly peeling paint off of the orange one. much to think about...

[chahaa-piun-ja]

Cannot believe that being gay and horny (and good at cricket) got Thomas Barrow the under-butler job, perhaps this is a lesson to all us gay folks looking for jobs...

[blazingstar24]

Imogen Temult two hours earlier: “I’m not sure if I’m single or not” 😔 *dramatically angsts about her relationship*

Imogen Temult two hours later with a soul anchor: “😎 ding dong the bitch is dead, gf time is back on!”

For once Imogen’s girlfailure energy worked in her favor. The world saw her dramatic ass and had to prove her wrong like it do. But this time it gave her a boon instead of falling down stairs.

[trackpadhell]

Hunter belongs to @/quieteeks (can be found by the same username on twitter and tumblr!)

Please please read the "yikes" au by @/quieteeks its pure unhinged Alan!