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the thing about laios (for first time watchers/readers of dunmeshi) is that however weird and fucked up u think he is now. he stays that way for the entire series. he is a little more considerate towards people but hes still 100% a freak and most people around him are entirely unsure if hes secretly evil or just stupid
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Does Lorcan's spider tattoo have any meaning or is it just smth he got bcuz it's cool?
That boy just thought it was cool he can be such a dumbass 😭
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stan pines would learn about the existence of crypto and be confused about why all these suckers are throwing their life savings away on money that doesn't even exist. then he realizes all these suckers are throwing their life savings away on money that doesn't even exist and shortly afterwards "stancoin" is born. gravity falls-typical hijinks ensue
#hex talks#gravity falls#stanley pines#grunkle stan#I dont know how crypto gets created and I doubt he does either#I think he fails upwards into making it happen then the whole thing goes bust
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knowing there was going to be a general grievous Star Wars movie & it got canned years ago & now “the mandalorian and grogu” is gonna be the next theatrical Star Wars movie makes me wanna pume. I want to see general grevious as the wolf of Wall Street not Dave Filoni’s Infinity War.
#don’t get me wrong a grevious movie would probably suck ass but it would be so funny#mandalorian and grogu is just gonna be more of the lamest shit imaginable and Dave will continue to fail upward#filoni is so far pretty incapable of making anything good and he relies way too much on interconnected stories#just like all bad disney crap#im preaching to the choir but I do ever so love to sing with them
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ace's first on screen presence has him wearing both a jacket and a black hat, making him both the most clothed we ever see him and also demonstrating that he clearly has different colours of the same hat for different occasions. realistically this choice was deliberate by the animation studio to make him look more mysterious, giving him a recognisable motif whilst simultaneously building intrigue and not spoiling the whole fire power thing but. what's the in-universe explanation. he doesn't know there's an audience. this leads me to believe that he donned this outfit in a deliberate attempt to screw with Luffy and be all mysterious and psych Luffy out by pretending there's some guy following him (except it didn't work because he'd already left Drum). first of all - peak older siblingism. second of all he's sooo extra I'm surprised he didn't wear that same black hat when confronting Blackbeard to set the mood better. third of all do you think it's actually a different hat or did he spend the time between alabasta and drum painstakingly peeling paint off of the orange one. much to think about...
#ive genuinely thought about him every day since ive met him#its been almost a year and he still crosses my mind every day#miss him so bad#dramatic ace is real to me because he puts real effort into showing off for the strawhats when they meet#except he has a significant amount of girlfailure in him as demonstrated by him getting bodyslammed by luffy when they reunite#wasnt he also crouching on a roof waiting for blackbeard to pass by#hes my wife your honour#if he DID spraypaint that hat its not even like he could dunk it in the ocean to wash it off either#ace raised by buggy au where they both reach catastrophic levels of failing upward#portgas d ace#one piece#straw hat pirates#asl brothers kind of#monkey d luffy#ace one piece
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Do you ever realize you can actually draw whatever you want? Yeah. The world is my oyster.
#Remember that Mikie canonically has a huge hog#A hog bestowed upon him by Remy against his will#I don't think I did it justice here it's like a Huge hog#I let him keep it in my canon because it's honestly hilarious and yet another way Mikie continues to fail upwards#Or honestly more in a straight line#The pretty boy privilege evens out the constant horrors he endures or whatever#mikieposting#hunting art#hunting.art
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And I'm the same devil I always was, the young man who would have center stage, where you can best see me, and maybe love me. One's no good without the other. And I want so much to amuse you, to enthrall you, to make you forgive me everything...
Queen of the Damned
#and judging by how beloved Lestat is in the fandom#he got what he wanted#King of failing upwards#lestat de lioncourt#Queen of the Damned#qotd#iwtv#amc iwtv#the vampire chronicles
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Im not sure if this is a hot take but I think Blackbeard is either the son of Rocks D Xebec OR inherited the WILL of Rocks D Xebec. And whichever one he gets Buggy gets the other.
#why did roger pick buggy up again#I think this will either be the explanation as to why he fails upwards and an extension into failing upwards#honestly to me I think it’s Blackbeard is the son and buggy has the will#because what is cross guild if not for the rocks pirates?#filled with big leagues? like rocks had big mom and kaido#you pretty much have that with cross guild#I would say buggy has the will as these things are happening TO HIM whereas Blackbeard has an intention!#honestly though it’s just a theory I just like to think there’s more to the clown than meets the eye#rocks d xebec#blackbeard one piece#rocks pirates#marshall d teach#buggy d clown#buggy d clown truther#ftw!#one piece#one piece theory#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#captain buggy#op buggy#will of d#cross guild
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Anyway returning to Lore Stuff but: feels really likely The Crush was due to Ludinus's attempt to contact Ruidus in the late 500s, which is what led to the fall of Molaesmyr. I wonder if he even realized until centuries later, since I don't think he was able to communicate with Ruidus until he started working with Ruidusborn which feels comparatively recent. Imagine unwittingly setting into motion a natural disaster that permitted the final stages of complete imperial takeover on an entirely different celestial body and then finding out 200-odd years later that this is extremely beneficial to your lifelong dreams.
#i really do understand the depths of his hubris because he keeps...not failing upward he is too smart to fail#but he keeps stabbing in the dark and hitting precisely the right thing. i do wonder if he orchestrated the eve of crimson midnight#timeline gets a bit wonky there due to Writers Doing Math#or if he was just a clever opportunist#critical role spoilers#critical role#we really need to get more info about ludinus like. the choice to fixate on ruidus is in fact brilliant.#he could have taught liliana or two a thing given that he basically saw priests saying RUN and was like. bet.#but like...his notes in molaesmyr don't mention the people on the moon#just a sealed alien entity. did he know? did he think the moon was only a prison?#we ALSO need the actual history of ruidus. can chet just. touch the ground. can fcg cast legend lore
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I can't believe Vivziepop got to contribute to a Weird Al music video before being faced with any major consequences for her many, MANY awful actions over the years. Clearly there is no God.
#rant#anti vivziepop#nothing against weird al I'm sure he's unaware of the controversies#and i highly doubt it's gonna be anything more than a one-time thing#at least i hope to the aforementioned nonexistent god it's not gonna be#I'm just angry that it seems like she's getting into new bullshit at least once a month and yet seems to be failing upwards#one day we're gonna regard her as the jk rowling of the gen z era
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Y'ALL I AM SO SORRY

#Dec '22...right as the twitter purchase fallout was happening#I was so certain that he couldnt keep failing upwards after that.#tag 5#Elon musk#How come apollo never unleashes the dodgeball on anyones hopeful or happy predictions?
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this bald purple fuck
#critsart#do i main tag uhhh#going under#sure who gaf.#i need to learn how to draw ray hes v tricky atm 😔#me when the game i was obsessed with in like. 2021 or earlier idr. whenever it was on gamepass.#i love getting re-obsessed tho fr#co-working space📉#fail upward📈
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your fem!buggy changed my mind on buggy. help. she lives in my brain. thanks for proving that i am not immune to buggy the clown.
AHAHA i'm glad!!! I love buggy a whole ton, I have a blast drawing any version of him!! THATS SURPRISING i feel like it'd be tough not to like him HAHA
I thought he was so much fun when i first saw him in the show!! peoples amazing art made me super fall for him though.. love goggles are now on forever...
#Ask#ask reply#vonchatty#text#hes so silly and fun.. name a better failing upward character you cant#I LOVE HIMMMG#plus his relationships are super interesting to me (and funny)#what a perfect clown#!!!!!!!!!#id do a doodle for this but im drawing croccobug yuri.. mind is preoccupied..
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M*ffat's coming back to write Doctor Who episodes, apparently.

#anti-moffat#anti-steven moffat#discourse#i am so sick of this man failing his way upwards#after at least three failed tv shows based on pre-existing properties you'd think he'd stop being hired#people love to complain about chibnall but -guys- you have no idea HOW bad m*ffat actually is#chibnall is a nice bloke who made a couple of awkward creative decisions but is generally pretty good as a person and a writer#meanwhile m*ffat is basically a misogynistic teenage boy stuck in a middle-aged mans body#and also (allegedly) had a habit of getting handsy with the actresses on his shows#rtd critical#because he should know better than this
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I saw an earlier post about Felix poisoning President Ravinstill and it somehow making things even worse.
Tentatively, I'd like to slide forward this suggestion: Felix as President. Or at least as a presidential candidate.
Except he's doing everything to slide the votes to literally anyone else. (It's not working) EVERYTHING he does to make his odds worse comically backfires and ends up endearing him even more to the citizens.
Coriolanus is fuming. None of his poison attempts are working. (Unbeknownst to him, anything poisoned ends up with Clemmie and she has no idea it's poisoned either, so she's going about her day, unbothered by the poison that she's just consumed)
Wow! This is great! It weaponizes my tendency to torture Felix for good (he gets to fail upwards)!
I just spitballed a few ideas below... Just the idea of Felix failing upward is so funny!
Hilarius and Festus fully expecting either Coriolanus or Felix's cousin to win the presidency decide to jokingly write him in as a candidate during the primaries. A lot of their former classmates decide to do this as well, because why not?
There are now three top candidates for the President of Panem.
The only other person who hates the idea of Felix becoming president in this AU more than Felix is President Ravinstill who fears that the office will take away the best parts of his nephew.
He suggest that Felix announce that any supporters he has instead vote for Felix's cousin, Marius. There's a press conference and Felix does so,
Their combined Ravinstill "luck" means that Marius sees the press conference, bursts into tears, and announces that he is actually stepping down to support his "baby cousin" whom he would now like to get to know better.
Marius and Felix's other cousin, Gnaeus, sign on as Felix's advisors and their supporters are quick to back Felix
All over the Capitol, men and women are touched by this display of familial support and maybe decide to vote Ravinstill for that reason.
(I don't think the Districts are allowed to vote for the president if we're being honest here... or maybe certain Capitolites sway those votes. Like maybe the Creeds offer food and other benefits if their candidate wins, so it incentives District 7 to vote a certain direction?)
In an effort to lose support, Felix declares that he's stopping the Hunger Games, because he hates fun (hoping to lose the younger demographic of voters who have grown up with them and love the Games). He states it was a big mistake of his Great-Uncle's administration (he's hoping to lose the traditionalist/older Ravinstill supporters.)
This starts a movement of anti-Game Capitolites who start framing the Games as childish which somehow gains a lot of traction.
His second statement actually sparks self-reflection through a sheer miracle, and older Capitolites start going "they are kind of barbaric, aren't they?"
Pres. Ravinstill would be more upset about how badly their plan to not get Felix elected is going (and also his nephew lowkey throwing shade at his administration) if Gaul five seconds away from throttling him at any given moment.
Coriolanus loses support as he built up his popularity on his Gamemaking experience
Clemensia's been getting a lot of treats lately because she's been helping Felix straighten out an ending the Games plan since it looks like he'll win.
If the Districts can vote, they definitely vote for Felix now that there is a potential end to the Games on the table.
"Here, Clemmie! You've been such a great help! Have some tea! And sweets!" "But you haven't had any? "I'll have some right after I go into the other room and read this live on TV!" "Felix, this says that District 13 is actually not destroyed, and that the government lied to everyone in order to end the war faster, leaving many in financial ruin?" "Yup. Everyone will hate this!" *the next day* Headline: District 13 Wishes to Rejoin Panem Due to the Bravery and Candor of Its Young Future President Coriolanus rips the paper.
Thanks for sending this idea! Always happy to see Felix ideas!
#felix outing d13 is literally the last straw for coriolanus... i think he tries to point blank shoot him at this point#abyssal stuff#ask response#meekmedea#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#felix ravinstill#the hunger games#tbosas#thg series#coriolanus snow#clemensia dovecote#tbosas au#abyssal rambles#failing upward au
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i still think linda was doing arthur's work in s5, and it's funny because tommy says he doesn't trust her, but i guess because she knows her numbers it's okay. competent personnel is hard to find these days
#remarkable that he keeps alfie around. not only is he a backstabber he's also incompetent.#i kind of think that tommy's bad at all this but if you are being honest from season 1 onwards he's only ever failing upwards poor dude#[tommy screaming crying throwing up] i'm earning so much money but at what cost
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