#f marry kill

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[louisetaylor]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Cullen/Bella Swan, Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen/Rosalie Hale, Edward Cullen and Alice Cullen Characters: Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen Additional Tags: F Marry Kill, telepathic Edward, Cullen siblings being siblings, Eavesdropping, listeners never hear any good of themselves, unless they do, Seinfeld (TV) References, Comedy, sex is mentioned as a concept but that's it, Marriage, Murder, Carlisle is not present but he is hot, Sarcastic Jasper Hale, Emmett is a himbo, Edward Cullen is Not Gay, Edward loves Bella, No Beta We Live Like Men Summary:

In Midnight Sun, Edward eavesdrops on Bella by reading the thoughts of the girls who sit with her. Creepy, you say? Well, who wouldn't spy on their crush given this golden opportunity? Edward overhears a game of F, Marry, Kill...with the Cullen boys as the subject. Who will win Bella's heart, and who will lose his life?

[shitpostroundhouse]

These are definitely mismatched.

I think any other combination would be better.

Comment: Date

Heart: Fuck me.

Share: Friends

Nothing says friend-zone like, "Hey, guys, I really dig this chick!"

... actually, that's the only one that maths out. Nobody does the F, marry, kill, and for good reason.

[hollywoodevilgossip]

I have been hearing real stories about tinder date gone wrong how this guy put a plastic over this girl couch and had some surgeons type of knifes and the guy knocked on girl door if he can borrow a charger... and she didn't come out of her room she called cops on him and the girl still didn't came out when the cop asked her to come and see and she finally came and saw she was horrified.

With men and woman in generally in dating sites have weird weird crazy desires they can be dangerous. This is why you can't trust anyone. Then I recently watched a movie of Lucy hale F Marry and kill also about online dating turned into murder. I don't even know why I watched or hear real crimes documents I think maybe to protect ourselves and always be alerted by anyone

[simplylove101]

2024 Horror Challenge: [92/?]

↳“Maybe it's time you get back out there; get on the app."

"Not with all this serial killing shit happening.” F Marry Kill (2024) dir. Laura Murphy

Plot: As a serial killer targets women on dating apps, a true-crime junkie must figure out which of her three dates is a f-boy, marriage material, or is trying to kill her.

Starring: Lucy Hale, Virginia Gardner, Brooke Nevin, Salmer Salem, Jedidiah Goodacre, Bathany Brown & JayR Tinaco

Now classifying this as a horror movie is being generous because nothing about it is remotely scary, but I'm counting it because I can. lol And well, I just watched it as light amusement not expecting much, and wanted to be able to come on here to confirm that was a good choice. XD I went in knowing it wasn't going to be that good, just based on the poster, and then seeing the trailer that showed a decent amount of the movie, so can't say there was too much disappointment. I mostly only watched it because of familiar faces Lucy Hale and Virginia Gardner (who thanks to my Runaways fandom days will always be Ginny to me) and figured that would help me get through it. I think that part was true. Lucy is kinda a hit-or-miss actress for most people I'd say, just because it does feel like her range is a little limited (probably safe to say it's the same for Ginny if we're being honest here) but there is still a comfort of seeing a known face and well, I do think comedy is more of her strong suit, so I was game to watch her as the lead. The only other familiar face to me was Jedidiah Goodacre from his short stint on The Originals/Legacies. He definitely made sure to milk what he could with his role here as the obnoxious but seemingly good guy Kyle. The thing about the movie is I certainly see where it was probably a harder movie to sell so it's kinda no wonder why its release didn't pan out that great. It's a comedy thriller that doesn't really handle its tonal shifts as well as it could have, but that said, it has some entertaining moments. I was having fun with it enough since the cast seemed like they were, but it did start making me think, hmmm I wonder how this is gonna end and began making a couple guesses since there were only a few ways it could go. I do gotta admit, kinda amusing I was able to guess it as a joke. XD And this is where I briefly gotta go into spoilers: Probably should have guessed who the killer is because, yes, the trailer teases it being one of the guys, and there's a couple moments to show us it could very well be, but who has their name as second billing here, huh??? lol Now, to be fair, Ginny would have gotten her name on the poster anyway since she's been a lead plenty of times now but just an interesting thing to point out as a possible clue. Either way, gotta talk about that climax since it does kinda prove my point on Ginny's range being limited a little because while I did believe her unhinged performance for a minute, it didn't always hit every beat convincingly, which made that confrontation fall flat in the end. But also, that comes back to the overall tone being a little... off? lol As a person who loves horror comedies, I know it can be done right but it did feel a little silly, to be frank. XD Anyway, that said, I can't say it was totally horrible since I said it entertained me at times but I don't think I could recommend it though unless you're a fan of either/both the girls or just want a mindless comedy with occasional thriller moments while it also acts as a romcom? Idk. lol

Unless Y2K actually does become available on Christmas Eve like people are expecting now, this might be my last new-to-me horror movie watch of the year. I'm hoping Y2K does get digitally released then though because I am excited for it.

[wheretowatchhd]

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[scarevalue]

This week’s latest horror related trailers include Heart Eyes, Presence and F*** Marry Kill

[geekcavepodcast]

F Marry Kill Trailer

Online dating has become scarier in this city where the "Swipe Right Killer" lurks behind every app. True-crime fan Eva and her like-minded friends believe that one of the three men Eva's dating could be the serial killer. In addition to finding out who is the possible killer, it is very important to decide which man is also the potential husband and which is the f-boy.

F Marry Kill stars Lucy Hale, Virginia Gardner, Brooke Nevin, Samer Salem, Jedidiah Goodacre, Brendan Morgan, Bethany Brown, and JayR Tinaco.

F Marry Kill hits select theaters and On Digital on December 6, 2024.

[capncarrot]

Coming Soon – F*** Marry Kill

[eydi-andrius]

F*ck, Marry, or Kill (Gojo Satoru x Reader)

summary: Somehow, Gojo and you always work together in missions

cw/tw: some foul language but tolerable and PG-13, Gojo being Gojo, fluff (?)

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a/n: This will be a series of drabbles I wrote for Gojo but I cannot pieced together as a oneshot or story. I hope you all will like it. Appreciate the likes, comments and reblogs! ✨

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"Fuck, Marry, Kill! Me, Nanami or Ijichi!" Gojo asked. Looking unfocused and obviously, caffeine drunk.

It has been three days since they gave you this mission and on those days, you two barely slept and had to stay up for consecutive days to catch this curse.

You don't know if this work was the torture or the constant noises Gojo makes every time he tries his best to joke around, and throw random questions to help you stay awake.

His efforts should make you feel thankful but at this point, you were so tired of how noisy he was that you have this tiny voice inside your head that tells you to wrap his mouth and gag him using his blindfold.

Truthfully, you have no trouble staying awake. But whenever you are with Gojo, you get so tired that sometimes, you just feel your eyes fluttering-closed because you run out of energy to deal with him.

That's when he will slap you awake and ask the most random question.

The curse this time kills so fast that if you ever just try closing your eyes and taking the shortest nap, you're dead. It had killed so many lives and was getting on everyone's nerves, that's why they assigned this mission to Gojo.

You're just not sure why you were dragged on this absolute hell of a mission though. You've heard this blue-eyed man child threw a tantrum at the principal. But that was just a rumor amongst the first years.

Anyway, this was a tricky curse. It was so smart and hard to catch if you're awake, that even the self-proclaimed strongest sorcerer was having a hard time catching it.

"Marry Nanami, Fuck Ijichi and Kill Gojo." You replied, uninterested. At this point, you also developed a skill wherein you just reply to whatever question he asked of you and you answer right away.

"Huh!? No way you'll fuck Ijichi! He looks like he will die from excitement the moment you start foreplay! Man, you're so mean to him!" Gojo whined while stomping his feet when he heard your answer.

If you just have the energy, you probably have punched him in the face before he even realizes it.

"I mean, I agree with marrying Nanami but you can fuck me!" All the colors drained from your face when he said that with no shame at all. He looks smug, hurt and kinda offended as he frowned at you.

You two were sitting at a bench, in a public park when he said that loudly. Those nearby looked at you differently. Some with disgust, others mouth agape, while the teenagers giggled and cheered Gojo's efforts. And you don't blame them at all. He sounded, as if, he wanted so bad to be inside your skirt.

You were about to retort back when you were stopped.

It's probably the fatigue and shame mixed together, but you started feeling dizzy and lightheaded. Visions blurry and swimming, you slowly lose all your strength. You've heard Gojo calling your name but it sounded as if you were submerged underwater.

Not having any control of your work-beaten and sleepless body, you succumb to the feeling of sleep. However, before you fully lose consciousness, you've heard someone apologize.

It sounded like Gojo but you were not sure.

"Sorry, I was so tired I started talking about the weirdest things. While I enjoyed our time together, I think it's time to kill this curse. I will make sure he will feel my anger after the embarrassment he put me through."

[BONUS]

Megumi was inside the convenience store when he watched the fiasco his teacher did outside.

He muttered repeatedly to himself, to remind him that he doesn't know that person at all.

He was so embarrassed when he heard what he was talking about and kinda felt bad to his cursed spirit for asking it to hear and relay the conversation they're having.

Gojo asked him to come today. He said that you were too tired and he would need another hand killing this curse.

What he did not expect was that, even his sensei was too tired to even think straight.

Or that's what he thought.

Within a blink of an eye, Gojo killed the cursed in front of him. He brought Megumi inside his domain and taught him how to kill it, precisely and fast.

When he opened his eyes, he was back at the convenience store, with his shoulder heavy with you leaning at him. You looked uncomfortable and he kinda felt bad.

"Help her up. I already called Ijichi, he will be here soon. I need to report to the higher ups today. Those damn old geezers." With contempt, Gojo almost spit in anger by just mentioning his superiors.

Realizing that the mission was done with just that, he nodded and his sensei vanished.

With a deep sigh, Megumi looked at you with pity.

He wasn't sure if you were unfortunate or lucky to catch his teacher's attention.

His teacher, his guardian, stayed up for days, forcing you to join him, when he could have just killed the curse for a second.

Even though he wasn't religious, he prayed for your safety.

[aithusarosekiller]

Peter: James, fuck, marry, kill: Snape, Marls, Regulus Black

James: well kill Snape obviously! Then that leaves fuck and marry, so Re-..........oh

Sirius: ......🤨

James: um

Sirius: well? What is it, James?

James: 😰

[drrobobitch]

SHSBSJSJBFNEMMS S A R O U M A 💋

they kinda remind me of the bride and the ugly ass groom meme

HELP ME FUCKING STOP BYE IM GONNA DRAW THAT LAMFOOO

I did the thing:

And he’s dreaming abt it too 😽

[reveluving]

Thinking about Stephen lately... I need him.

Includes: allusions to s~mut (minors DNI!), but really, pure fluff!

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You need him.

The same way he needs you.

Kissing the nape of your neck and shoulders, brushing his facial hair along your skin. His hands roaming all over your pretty body, like the mere feel of a fabric, be it your bra or even the thinnest blouse, was enough to make him clench his jaw.

You don't know what's gotten into him. A case went wrong, someone giving him shit, hell, maybe even the gloomy weather. You weren't sure but nothing was going to stop you from giving him what he needed.

There was a smooch after each kiss, his pace a little quick but the passion remained, as if he was making sure the kisses would stay there. Every time you arched, almost squirming out of his hold at the ticklish sensation, he'd pulled you back in, closer than ever.

And when you turned your head to the side, he surged forward, pressing his lips onto yours and savouring your breathy exhale.

It all felt like a little dance, a sensual kind, his whispers ranging from the sweetest promises to the nastiest confessions into your ear. His heartbeat was palpable against your back, and so was his silver chain. The coldness sends shivers down your spine at every touch.

He would 'overstimulate' at times; jerking each time he pressed you against him or nibbling on you just a tad bit harder than usual, his senses hit with a spark of joy whenever he realized he truly had you in his arms.

You would know, you could feel his smile against you each time.

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a/n: This piece has some Kali Uchis, Deantrbl, Lee Hi, Amy Winehouse-type shit?? ;; gorgeous rose divider by the amazing @firefly-graphics ♡

[beastsovrevelation]

Imagine if they

Swapped universes.

Beelzebub now has two daughters, bewildered and uncertain what in tarnation happened to their gentle, lovely mother.

I feel Beelzebub would eventually threaten to disembowel Anthony, if he doesn't marry Kate.

Mary is petrified... At first. She'd soon grow sick of the filth, and make the demons scrub Hell, and themselves, spotless.

Oh, the shock Crowley will get, when he descends, only to find Hell the picture of cleanliness, his coworkers bathed, and the Lord of Flies in pastels.

[84reedsy]

F/M/K -Wrestler Edition

Send me an ask with any 3 wrestlers/wrestler adjacents Any era, Any Gender, Any promotion

[im-just-a-br0adway-baby]

A Seriously Stupid Sleepover Party

It was the greatest time of the month; the girls and Angel Dust were having their monthly sleepover in the hotel lobby! Everyone broke out their coziest onesies for the occasion, bought so many snacks and alcohol that they would have enough leftovers for next month’s party, Charlie and Vaggie brought up all the games they had in the lobby, and they ordered enough pizza for them to have as leftovers for lunch the next day. Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Niffty, and Cherri Bomb set their sleeping bags in a circle in the middle of the lobby so they do not have to move them when they are playing their sleepover games.

The party started with a couple of rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill, the girls’ and Angel’s favorite game. They would try to find some of the most unhinged people around hell that none of them would imagine any of them being with, just for laughs. They did not want to put obvious names out there because it was not as fun. They wanted to be as obscure and unhinged as they possibly could just to see what they thought of everyone in hell they do not know as well. As always, Angel went first because he always volunteers to go first.

“Okay, Angel, your three are Rosie, Sir Pentious, and that one Imp that we saw when we were at the beach together that lost their bathing suit top in the ocean!” Charlie started off as the rest of the girls laughed.

Angel blushed and giggled when Charlie mentioned the Imp they saw at the beach that past summer. That summer, the crew went on one of their beach trips and Angel noticed an Imp in the water that lost their bathing suit top after coming out. Angel could not help but giggle to himself when seeing them and Husk asked him what was so funny. Angel subtly pointed to the Imp and Husk spit out his drink, trying to hold in his laughter as much as he could. He thought for a bit before answering the question.

“Cherri’s gonna kill me for what I’m about to say. I would probably marry Sir Pentious because he did become such a great friend after a while and he was always so chill.”

Cherri gave Angel a joking glare. “I know this is hypothetical, Ang; plus, I know you miss him just as much as I do.” Cherri and Angel put their arms around each other and held each other in a tight embrace.

“Thanks, Cherri; anyway, I would probably fuck the Imp we saw at the beach last summer. I think I will have a good time with him.”

The girls laughed when Angel mentioned that. Seeing that Imp losing their bathing suit top was such a memorable moment that past summer for Angel that Charlie had to mention them at one point that night.

“And I guess I would have to kill Rosie. I know if Alastor was here, he would beat the shit outta me for saying that.”

The girls each gave him a pat on the back and laughed together again. “Okay, Cherri, it’s your turn. Your three are Zestial, Mimzy, and Travis.”

“Wow, well I know I sure as fuck would kill Mimzy. I don’t give two fucks if Alastor would beat the shit outta me for saying that. Based on what you’ve been saying, I would probably fuck Travis. I know you told me so many stories that I feel like it would be a good time. And I guess that leaves marrying Zestial. That would make me your second step mum, Vags.”

Vaggie laughed and lightly swatted Cherri in the arm. She told the hotel so many of her experiences with the Carmines that they all know that even Zestial is a big part of her life now too.

“I wouldn’t mind having you as a second stepmom, Cherri; as long as you don’t mind me tormenting you as much as I torment Carmilla and Zestial with Clara and Odette when I see them,” Vaggie laughed.

The girls and Angel laughed again until Cherri interrupted their session. “Alright, Nif, it’s your turn. Your three are Verosika Mayday, that head Seraphim Charlie and Vaggie met in heaven that one time, her name was Sera? …and Angel’s brother, Arackniss.”

Niffty giggled before saying anything. They all went to see Verosika in concert a couple months ago and Niffty openly said she would smash if she was into girls in the first place. She could not believe Cherri remembered that.

“Okay, I would probably fuck Verosika because I was only half joking when I said that when we went to her concert. I would kill Sera after hearing about your trip to Heaven, Charlie, and that leaves marrying Arackniss. He does have that bad boy edge that I love, and I’m sure Angel would love having me as a sister-in-law.”

“You’re already a great little sister, Niff. Havin’ you as a sister, or sister-in-law in this case, in real life wouldn’t change our relationship,” Angel replied.

“And you’re already a good big brother to me too.”

Niffty crawled over to Angel to give him a hug. She decided to spend the rest of the game sitting in his lap.

“Well, it’s your turn, Vaggie; I’m going to give you Emily, Alastor, and Lucifer.”

Vaggie blushed as her eyes widened at the choices. The fact that Niffty would suggest her own girlfriend’s father in the first place was pretty messed up.

“Well, I already know I would kill Alastor; he’s so annoying that I wouldn’t mind if he just disappeared altogether. I’d fuck Lucifer only because marrying him would be super weird, and I wouldn’t want to be both Charlie’s girlfriend AND stepmom.”

“That sounds like a weird porno that Val would come up with,” Angel interrupted.

“Actually, someone banging their girlfriend’s dad would already be a porno Val would come up with,” Cherri added.

Vaggie tried her hardest to hold in a laugh before continuing. “And that leaves marrying Emily. As much as I hate when she’s too close to you, Charlie, I guess a threesome would sound pretty good. Besides, she was very sweet to us during our trip and the only thing better than one Charlie is two Charlies.”

Charlie hugged her girlfriend as tightly as she could. “I would be more than happy to have Emily join our relationship if that was an option. Besides, I knew you liked her and thought she was sweet deep down!”

Vaggie rolled her eyes and they let go of each other. “Okay, Charlie, you’re the last one. I’m going to give you the Vees.”

Charlie was not the biggest fan of any of the Vees, and all of them were always extremely rude to her, which made this much harder for her. If it was an option to kill all three of them, she would just go with that.

“You know that killing all three of them is not an option, so if I only had to kill one of them, it would be Valentino because of how he treats Angel. I don’t know how pissed Alastor would be if he heard me say this but I would probably fuck Vox, and that leaves marrying Velvette. I guess that’s better than marrying a rapist and a crybaby.”

The girls and Angel laughed for a while and each took a shot of vodka.

“I’m sure I would say the same thing, and I knew Valentino would be your first pick for kill,” Angel laughed before taking another shot.

“Of course, I care about you too much to not have Valentino be my first kill.”

The girls and Angel laughed some more and took a few more drinks before they decided to move on to the next game.

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Once the pizza was delivered, the girls and Angel decided to play a round of MASH. It was Vaggie’s favorite game to play at sleepovers when she was little, and she would play sometimes with Charlie, but this was a time she would get to play with more people, which made it more fun. Everyone wrote down their picks for each category on a piece of paper each before putting them face down and passing it to someone else. They flipped them over to see the picks that were chosen. Many of them were funny, many were undesirable, but overall, they knew it was going to be a fun game.

“I’ll go first, and Angel, you can draw the swirl on this blank piece of paper. I’ll close my eyes when you start drawing, and I’ll say stop and you will stop drawing the swirl,” Charlie explained.

Angel started drawing a swirl on a blank piece of paper as Charlie closed her eyes. He continued drawing until Charlie said, “Stop!” She counted the lines in the swirl and used that to eliminate the choices given to her until she was left with one choice per category.

“Okay, it looks like I’m going to marry Lute, I’m going to be a… body painter? We’re going to live in a shack in the Lust Ring, we’re going to have five children, and we’re going to drive a Mustang.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed, and Charlie joined in on the laughter. “That sounds like you would have a weird future,” Cherri laughed.

“I just know that Vaggie would be pissed if this actually came true.”

“Seeing you marry Lute would be enough to piss me off,” Vaggie laughed as she laid her head on Charlie’s shoulder.

Once the girls and Angel finished their laughing fit, they all took a shot of their drinks and Charlie took a bite of her pizza and grabbed a handful of M&M’s from one of their snack bowls. 

“But, hey, at least getting to visit Uncle Ozzie more often would be nice,” Charlie said once she swallowed her food.

Vaggie closed her eyes and Charlie began to draw another swirl on the piece of paper until her girlfriend said, “Stop!” Vaggie started to count the lines on the swirls and eliminate her choices on the paper she was given until she got to one choice left per category.

“Okay, mine’s done; it looks like I’m going to be marrying…” Vaggie started laughing to herself before continuing. “Frank, I’m going to be an online dating ghostwriter, I’m going to live in a house in Cannibal Town, we’re going to have sixteen children, and we’re going to drive a used convertible.”

The rest of the girls and Angel laughed with Vaggie when she was finished announcing her results. Whoever wrote the choices on Vaggie’s paper was feeling super creative tonight. Everyone started crying before they had a chance to catch their breath.

“I don’t know who thought of putting Frank on here just wanted to have this game be as stupid as possible,” Vaggie pointed out.

“I’m sure he would explode if he was in here right now,” Niffty added.

“Never mind that, what if Sir Pentious was here? He would have a heart-attack,” Cherri interrupted.

“He’d probably play protective dad with them like Alastor does with me all the time.”

“I’m sure you’d also enjoy visiting Rosie after I told you about her,” Charlie mentioned.

“I mean, knowing that Rosie is basically another aunt to you, she would be the best aunt ever to take me shopping and spoil me,” Vaggie replied.

Everyone took a shot of their drinks and Vaggie began to draw another swirl on the paper. Niffty closed her eyes as Vaggie drew the swirl until she said, “Stop!” Niffty counted the lines on the swirl and began to eliminate her choices. When she got to one choice left per category, she began reading them to the rest of the girls and Angel.

“It looks like I’m going to marry Adam, I’m going to be a…” Niffty had to stop to control her laughter before continuing. “A pet food taster, I’m going to live in a mansion in the Gluttony Ring, we’re going to have one child, and we’re going to drive a Rainbow Unicorn!”

“Lucky! I would love to have a Rainbow Unicorn as one of my options!” Angel replied.

“Well, it’s mine now! And it’ll be all to myself because I know I’m going to kill Adam again.”

Charlie covered her mouth to hold in a snort when Niffty mentioned the time she killed Adam during the last extermination. The rest of the girls and Angel followed suit and laughed at Niffty’s mention.

“At least you will only have one child to deal with so killing him would not be that much of a problem,” Vaggie added as she took a bite of her pizza.

“Knowing me, I might kill the child too.”

“You can also visit Aunt Bee for me. Let her know I miss her,” Charlie mentioned.

The girls and Angel continued laughing and took a drink of their drinks before it was Cherri’s turn. She closed her eyes as Niffty drew a swirl on the paper until she said, “Stop!” Cherri counted the lines on the swirl and eliminated her choices on her paper until she got down to one choice per category.

“Okay, so it looks like I’m going to marry Molly, I’m going to be a paranormal guide, I’m going to live in an apartment in the Greed Ring, we’re going to have twenty-six children, and we’re going to drive a run-down Corvette!”

The girls and Angel begin laughing harder than they did before the game started. The alcohol got to their system to the point where everything is funny to them now.

“I’m gonna have the best sister-in-law ever!” Angel yelled drunkenly.

“I’d probably spend more time with you than her!”

“I’d still include her in everything. Y’know we have that tight bond that we need to be attached at the hip when we’re together.”

“I’d still be happy to have her join us.”

The girls and Angel took another drink before Angel closed his eyes and Cherri drew the last swirl on the paper until he said, “Stop!” Angel counted the lines on the swirl for the last round and eliminated the choices on his paper until there was only one choice per category left. He waited for one second to process before reading due to the alcohol getting to his brain.

“Okay, so according to this, I’m going to marry Vox, I’m gonna be a professional mermaid, we’re gonna live in a mansion in Heaven, we’re gonna have ten children, and we’re gonna drive a Lamborghini.”

The girls laughed the loudest and the hardest they had all night that they thought they would wake up Alastor and Husk. Angel took a mini Kit Kat from one of the snack bowls and started breaking it apart to eat it.

“It looks like you get redeemed after all!” Charlie said.

“Yeah, but also Vox gets redeemed too, but hey, if that was the case, at least I don’t have to deal with Valentino.”

“He would still bitch and moan to you about Alastor, though,” Vaggie pointed out.

The girls and Angel took one more drink and started laughing so hard they started crying again. Before they started the next game, they wanted to take some time to relax and eat some more pizza so the alcohol does not fuck with them more than it already had.

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After relaxing for a while, the girls and Angel played a round of drunk Mario Party, where the losers of each minigame had to take a shot and whoever was in last place overall had to take three big gulps of their drink. Angel and Niffty offered to share a controller and alternate between each round, although they both had to take a shot if they lost a minigame. Once that was done, they played a round of drunk Cards Against Humanity where whichever card was chosen had to take a shot. After that, the girls and Angel put on a funny fashion show together after raiding each other’s rooms for their old clothes, accessories, and underpants. They took so many pictures of themselves and together in the silly outfits they came up with for each other that they could make an entire photo album of just the fashion show alone.

They decided to cap off the night by doing one of Angel and Cherri’s favorite pastimes; prank calling the Vees. Angel came downstairs with his phone and an air horn he got from his room. He started shaking the air horn as he sat down with the girls.

“Wait, is that why we keep hearing air horn sounds at ungodly hours at night for a while?” Charlie asked.

“...Unfortunately,” Vaggie replied.

“Well, now, you ladies can join in on the fun. We would use this air horn on Valentino in particular all the time because he’s so sensitive to this. Watch.”

Cherri dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Valentino’s number on her phone and put it on speaker.

“Are you sure this won’t wake up Alastor or Husk?” Charlie asked.

“Don’t worry, they’re well aware that we do this all the time. That’s why we gave them earplugs when this got too out of hand,” Cherri answered.

The girls and Angel heard three dial tones before Valentino answered the phone. “Hello?” Valentino said on the other end.

Angel held the air horn to the phone’s mouthpiece and pressed the button. They could hear Valentino screaming and his phone dropping on the floor. Charlie, Vaggie, and Niffty started laughing as Angel and Cherri attempted to hold their laughter in so it is not a dead giveaway to Valentino who is calling. It was not long until Valentino picked his phone back up to speak.

“Who is this!?” Valentino yelled on the other end.

Angel pressed the button on the air horn again and Valentino screamed and dropped his phone once more. Cherri hung up the phone and the girls and Angel laughed again, this time even harder than the last time.

“Can I try one?” Vaggie asked, catching her breath.

“Sure!” Cherri said as she handed Vaggie the phone.

Vaggie dialed star sixty-nine, followed by Velvette’s number. The girls and Angel could hear three dial tones until Velvette finally answered the phone. “Hello?” Velvette said on the other end.

“Velvette, this is Carmilla Carmine,” Vaggie said as she attempted to disguise her voice.

“OH SHIT!” Velvette yelled as she threw her phone across the room.

Vaggie hung up the phone and the rest of the girls and Angel started laughing again. They all laid on the floor to catch their breath before Charlie sat back up.

“What about me? I have a great one!” Charlie said as she grabbed Cherri’s phone from Vaggie.

She dialed star sixty-nine before dialing Vox’s phone number. The girls and Angel heard the three dial tones before Vox answered the phone. “Hello?” Vox said on the other end.

“Vox? This is Charlie; I’m at the park and I see Alastor drowning! He needs help!” Charlie said before Angel took the phone away from her and cupped the mouthpiece.

“What the hell are you doing!? You can’t just be yourself!” he whispered.

“Trust me on this, I know what I’m doing.”

Angel put the phone down to let Charlie continue. “Why is this an issue?” Vox asked on the other end.

“Because if he stops responding, you will have no one left to one up! And what would your life be without anyone to one up?”

The call disconnected before Charlie could say anything else. Charlie smirked as the rest of the girls and Angel looked at her. It was not until a few minutes later when they heard a car siren outside and they made their way onto the hotel’s rooftop to see what was going on. They looked from a distance to see a car drowning in the pond at the park, which looked very much like the Vee’s car. Did Charlie really make a prank go so far that the Vees could be in serious danger? It looked like she did!

“Wow… that was… the best prank call you can do on the Vees!” Angel said as he pat Charlie on the back much harder than he usually does.

“We didn’t know you had it in you!” Cherri added.

“I mean, I knew that Vox has this weird obsession with Alastor, so I figured that if Alastor disappeared all of a sudden, Vox would not be able to function. And I know he will take the rest of the Vees with him.”

“What about if they all survive?” Vaggie asked.

“Vox is going to think that Alastor was behind this. No one takes me seriously enough to think I was behind all of this.”

“Well, I think it’s time to go to bed. This was such a fun night,” Angel said with a yawn.

“I don’t know how we could top this next month,” Cherri added.

“We’ll think of a way,” Charlie said.

“Maybe…” Niffty started.

“If it involves any of your weapons, please don’t,” Vaggie interrupted.

The girls and Angel kept talking and laughing together with their hands around each other’s waists as they walked back down to the lobby to tuck themselves in their sleeping bags. If there was anything they were sure of, it was that this was going to be a seriously stupid sleepover party that they would remember for a long time.