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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!
I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!
I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!
And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:
and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.
Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer
Vanessa; POLAR BEARS
Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D
Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')
#apex polarity#polar!y/n#polar!vanessa#polar!michael#polar!eclipse#orca!eclipse#dca#dca au#OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P#also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose#I love drawing them like that XD#and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD#Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD#my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD#Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer#So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both#but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug#the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them#so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible#at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times#and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how#stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!
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BENJAMIN WHITE in training, october 21, 2024
#bad bitch or babygirl….he can do it all#wow I’ve missed him BAD bad#apparently so had stuart bc we got some extra nice pics today 🥰🙂↕️🫶🏼#benjamin white#ben white#arsenal#pc: stuart my very best friend
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Spotify wrapped was dogshit boring what the hell
#this has nothing to do with the music#my shit lit#but the wrapped setup was just extra in a bad way like sis idgaf about top audiobooks or podcasts bye#“your artist clips” being a category like wtf do I need that on the dash for 😭😭😭#“want more wrapped? here’s an AI—” i don’t want more wrapped bitch I want BETTER#idec that much plssss I be going off in the tags like my life depends on it#im literally typing like this 🧍🏻♀️
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stop lying and just admit they look ugly as hell here omg i’m so seirous bro
#.☘︎ ݁˖#CMONNNN THEREEBJWKRKGKF#like they look so bad it’s actually ruining my day#their faces look extra punchable idk#idgaf ab ran OBVIOUSLY but rindou literally made me take a pause bc why my bitch ugly as fuck 😭😭😭 Wtffff#i’m gonna redraw them both my goodness
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hel p
#art#fanart#traditional art#mega man#mega man 3#gemini man#ロックマン#ジェミニマン#aka bitch (derogatory and affectionate)#i can't tell if the pens feel bad because i haven't used them in so long that they're drying out#or they just hate this paper grain THAT much#either way i have to be extra careful using them with lineart with these two pens
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What do you guys do when you feel like you're failing at life if you're not creating something worthwhile?
I can't draw/write anything, because it feels like my life literally depends on what I choose to create next. Which leads to me not drawing/writing anything, so that there's not even a small chance of me picking the "wrong" project to work on. I need another solution to this problem than avoidance xp
#plz send help my brain is being a bitch#no the “making things that make you happy is worthwhile” approach doesn't work#my brain doesn't care if something makes me happy#it only cares if it deems a drawing or a story worthwhile#too bad it doesn't tell me what makes a project “worthwhile”#this sucks ass#maybe i'll become a workaholic and stop creating things altogether and spend all my free time doing extra work#i'm only kidding#but i do wish drawing/writing didn't feel such a scary task atm#peatalks
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It's my birthday again! Every year is a new nightmare!!
#me and the bad bitches I share birthday with#dingo#fursona#me#legoshi#Meltrillys#meltlilith#vil schoenheit#beastars#oc#original character#fgo#fate grand order#twisted wonderland#fate extra ccc#birthday art
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just overheard my parents talking about how disrespectful and horrible it was of me to sneak down after dinner and eat a snack. bitch YOU complain about me being too skinny let me have my cheese for fucks sake. you are being ridiculous
#they think that you should only eat during the regular meals and only very occasionally in between because eating is a family thing#so they've always had an issue with my regular late evening snacks even when i still lived here#but things are generally difficult right now so they're being extra bitchy about everything#we also had a big fight over something similarly stupid today. got so bad i almost left#dramatic ass bitches#not that i am less dramatic
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dion "i'm just built different" lesage really stood there while clive explained that the other dominants who managed to prime without their power did so by absorbing too much aether and losing their minds and said "well then i'm just going to be better than that" and he was.
#final fantasy#ffxvi spoilers#he really did that#WITHOUT absorbing literally any extra aether#AND THEN flew them half way across the continent#they had to kill him because they hate seeing a bad bitch win#frank plays ffxvi#welcome to white boy wednesday (daily event) dion lesage is my favourite
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if i was born into the mha universe with a stupid fucking quirk i would go straight to the glue factory
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soya milk as a base for coffee-related drinks should be illegal.
#there i said it#controversial i know#but like#my local cafe??? the little bitches they charge extra for oat and almond milk but not soya#so i get the soya and it's just#f o a m#and not even good foam either#tastes like ass#and it curdles if you add it to tea or anything#idk how my dad drinks it it's so bad#oat milk is so much better bro#like i hate dairy milk now because i haven't had it in so long#i accidentally had some when they got my order wrong a while ago and regular milk is so bad#STOP CHARGING EXTRA FOR OAT MILK PLEASE I BEG#anyway how's your day going?#coffee#oat milk#soya milk#veganism#vegan
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#az askban az extra kommentár úgy szólt hogy ''time to pit two bad bitches against each other''#ez komoly dilemma mert petőfiről többet tudok meg menőbb is de aranytól több verset tudok fejből és a kedvencemet is ő írta#hungarian#kérdések#arany jános#petőfi sándor#polls
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Fuck it, we making BeerKluen be absolutely and disgustingly in love to the point TanFang's spot as the most ridiculously whipped couple in existence is actually threatened, simply cause no one can stop me and I know Beer would treat him right.
#*sighs* it's always the rare pairs y'all#anyway I talked mad shit about Kluen while I was watching the show#but I actually did start feeling bad for him in the end#you think being rejected by peem made kluen think more carefully before going all out on someone#and it's actually beer who has to make the first move and ask him out#simply cause kluen doesn't want to make the same mistake twice and get his heart broken again#food for thought#on a funnier note:#mickmatt and beerkluen entering a silent competition on who can make the other move out of the apartment first#so they start being super affectionately cringe and/or fucking extra nasty#but both mick and beer are stubborn sons of bitches so they never budge#we are the series#we are series#beerkluen#tanfang
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got into yet another fight with my mom, again about voting/the election, she said that she’s only voted once in her life and never cares to again because she ‘doesn’t care about politics’, saying that shit almost proudly?? and it set me off for obvious reasons, then she got mad at me for saying it’s because she’s privileged and ‘most’ shit doesn’t affect her directly so she can afford ‘not to care’
#i’m so tired man#yeah because you’re a cis straight white woman#but what about your queer child?#what about other lgbtq+ people? you say you support them/us but apparently not enough if you don’t care to vote#and then she started on about how kamala is just as bad if not worse#bc she’s an easily influenced boomer and listens to other dumbfuck boomers#plus the internalized misogyny#i just can’t yall#i know some have it worse with their parent/family member being full on pro trump but this#is just so fucking frustrating#not to mention my bitch sister who within the past couple years moved to the midwest with her abusive bf & got knocked up twice#is suddenly loudly pro trump#the same woman who a mere handful of years ago was about to marry her trans girlfriend (whom she also dated before they realized they#were trans!!)#the same woman who has dated girls multiple times#and had more than a few abortions#like just because you now have two children and no longer interested in having abortions no women should have them?? fucking hypocrite#she just disgusts me#like did he beat the brain cells out of you or did all the heroin you used to do kill them#i’m sorry im just so fucking angry with her like i didn’t think i could get more pissed/upset with her#after she ‘indirectly’ killed my cats#which i will never ever forgive her for#but this is just extra on top#legit no longer acknowledge her as my sister - i now only have one vs the two i was raised with idfc im better off#i’m just tired#and it’s not even an ‘election time’ thing this is just … never gonna end/change huh#personal#tdl#vent
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I think I officially Need™️ a corset
#i can't handle underwire anymore. lacy shit makes me feel like I'm being grated#bralettes are almost exclusively intended for very small cup volume#sports bras are almost entirely still that godsforsaken racerback bullshit that's been known to be bad for neck etc for 15+ years#and those pullover bralette kinda things that are like descendants of the genie bra#do not support these bitches and they're not even all that big anymore#like. a 32e-f is not too hefty but i can not get adequate support without feeling like I'm dying#from the underwire etc of ''real'' bras. which also are worse on my ribs. ESPECIALLY when all my connective tissue goes extra wonky#but the pullover bras are ALSO not great on my ribs AND they feel like sandpaper after 3ish washes AND they pull on my shoulders so bad#like. i feel like they're trying to fold me in half. it's SO hard to stand up straight after wearing one for more than 15 minutes#and they put so much pressure on my shoulders and neck#i am almost guaranteed to get a migraine if i wear one for more than 30 minutes#and if i already have a migraine they will make it worse#it feels like I'm being sanded and slowly folded and like the edges are trying to carve me up#i am miserable and trying not to cry
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well that was a shortlived good feeling about my job
#maybe i should just become unemployed. maybe i should just suffer!#recap of todays further events .#that supervisor? who i kinda didnt already like but now absolutely hate?#she came down to confirm that i wasnt leaving. okay . and then she fucking tells me#oh we're going to get another person to help out from this other company. we were going to do that bc we thought you were leaving#but she thinks that even if im staying there should be another person on this floor. bc apparently more has to be done#and there are 'constant complaints' abt this floor . which doesnt make sense to me bc there shouldnt be#and so we're waiting to see what the manager decides but hes on fucking vacation and wont get back until. next week??#she said she was gonna email him and like right after she left i emailed and texted him explaining everything#and trying to very nicely say hey what the fuck are you doing you don't need to hire anyone else#and if im doing a bad job fucking tell me so i can do it better. bitch#and she had the nerve to fucking tell me when she was talking to me#that i wont find an easier job than this one#well if its so fucking easy why are we hiring someone else#by the way getting that extra person from this other company doesnt cost them anything which is why theyre doing it i think#which is making me not feel good abt my own future lmao. like why would they keep paying me when they can get someone for free#and she was saying all this stuff like oh you have it so good here we dont write you up i do all this stuff to help you like . ok#i didnt ask you to come downstairs w the coffee order and if you wanted me to i would come up . god#but the thing of me not being able to find a better job like wow! what if i killed you. for saying that to my face#and she talks abt how shes been w the company 20 years ok and that doesnt give you an excuse to treat me like a child. jesus#anyway im very pissed off and not enjoying my work situation lol. i dont wanna do this anymore#but looking at other jobs im so unemployable. sigh
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