#exo fake sub

[mysmorgasbordoffantabulosa]

I feel like Jimin is HYBE's darling. Their songs are always adjusted to his range. The way they promote him even just in bangtan bombs or other contents, he gets the most screentime. He gets a lot of lines in their songs, too.

And the DC gallery that involves some of their staff members consists of Jimin Akgaes plotting against taekook and Yoongi. If BTS collapse, they will only keep Jimin. Did you read that twitter post about an insider's exposé? Companies are involved in the artists smear campaign once they're hinting that they're not going to renew. It's a dirty business, dirtier than we've been discussing. And the explanation of that OP who works for idols' contracts is so similar to what's going on with Taehyung now. They're deliberately creating rumors to divide the fandom and for the artists to lose fans until they have no choice but to renew. They blacklist artists, so they'd be left jobless in the end. That's what happened to EXO, and remember what happened to GOT7? JB found a way to get rid of their contract. Darn! These greedy companies. That's why we just have to trust BTS. ARMYs are all they have, and Taehyung most especially, with everything that happened lately, we should be stronger and united than ever.

OK, I don't see it that way (regarding Brian), but OK.

Additionally, it's not companies but some employees who are involved in artists smears and DC Gallery.

No-one has hinted they're not gonna renew, so I don't get what you're on about. And if you're talking about blind items, that was fakes by solo stans and hardcore shippers.

I don't see Taekook upset or unhappy with the company, or being sidelined. They are not on slave contracts. I predict they and the other members will re-sign. And a sub-set of the fandom will still be butt hurt and cry fowl, that they've been forced into it...

Has this week not taught you anything... if they hate it they would leave.

HYBE is not SM or JYPE... Scooter Braun has no power, HYBE is HYBE they may be after massive profits, they may want to fleece fans... but I hate to break it to you... that's what a company is meant to do, build bigger profits for its shareholders, which BTS will also benefit from as shareholders.

[bshmatthews]

writing some D/s alternate universe fic and having a lovely time. here's a couple scenes (warnings for all the usual D/s universe things plus the fact that this is very much a trope inversion kinda deal)

(Sam is showing Dean (who is in the hospital with sub sickness) his tattoo that demonstrates various traditional pigments for designation markings from around the world.)

“The next two are really cool.” Sam pointed at a box with a bright green next to a more muddled purple. “These designation pigments are used in combination in parts of the Philippines. This one is a Dom mark, like the previous one, but the other is totally different. Goes from light blue to red in the presence of exoalgesotin.”

Dean had never heard of that one in his life. “What the hell is exo-? Exo-al-jes-?”

Sam went a bit pink. “It’s, uh. People who enjoy inflicting pain tend to produce more exoalgesotin.”

Inflicting pain? Dean scooched away from his brother a little.

“There’s nothing wrong with that in a consenting situation!” Sam protested.

Dean raised his eyebrows. “Whatever you say, man.”

Sam made a truly impressive bitchface and pointed at the next line, a deep dark brown. “And this one darkens with endoalgesotin. I’m sure you can guess what it indicates.”

Dean’s head hurt and he was tired. He shook his head.

“…Masochism,” Sam finally said, reluctantly.

Dean's done. “I am learning way too much about you, man,” he protests.

Sam held out his hands with a pleading expression. “But that’s just it, Dean! In some cultures, you would never publicly wear a mark saying you were a sub. Why is it that we get branded with these designations and not those? Why isn’t it… I dunno, ‘sad’ and ‘mas’ instead of ‘sub’ and ‘Dom’?”

Dean tried to imagine it and it made his head hurt even worse. “I don’t think I’m either of those, Sam.” He looked down at Sam’s marks, up to Sam’s earnest face, and back down at the marks. “And you seem to be both.”

Sam rolled his eyes and yanked down his sleeve. “That’s my point, Dean! All these distinctions are arbitrary! You have a sub mark because you produced submitalin when you were a kid. But what if you made dominatone too? What if you don’t produce either, or something else entirely is more important for your health and happiness?”

***

“‘Radical sub rights terror group “Spank Back!” have announced that they have kidnapped renowned psychiatrist Castiel Novak and are holding him for ransom,’” Stevie read. 

Charlie grabbed Stevies’ phone and started scrolling. “What the hell?”

“Why do they always call us a ‘sub rights’ group,” Claire complained. “We’re designation abolitionists.”

“No we aren’t,” Mia firmly corrected Claire.

“It’s the name,” Rowena said. “It confuses everybody. We should have called ourselves -”

“‘Mega Coven’ wouldn't have lead to fewer misunderstandings, Rowena.”

Rowena casually waved away the objection. “Anyway, how much are we asking for the good doctor's return?”

Stevie put her hands on her hips. “Guys, we didn’t send any ransom note. This is a fake!”

“Oh,” Claire said, disappointed.

[venusasnb]

dont even joke about chansoo lad..... i was running a fanpage like it was navy!! i was making fake eng subs to exo next door for my edit!!!!!

went on twt first things first saw someone complaining about how they constantly see gcest fanart okay?? where????? but more important saw a bunch of ppl tweeting about exo and guys. guys im afraid i might be back a little

[geostigmakid]

HAHAHAHA baekhyun’s like a nanosecond from killing every existence taller than him and there’s chanyeol warning the universe source: nikita gusain from pinterest

[sjabe]

Season 1: HERE!

**If you want just Season 2 posts click HERE! Thank you!**

Previously: Season 2 "Teaser" | S2Ep. #1 | S2Ep. #2 | S2Ep. #3 | S2Ep. #4 | S2Ep. #5 | S2Ep. #6 | S2Ep. #7 PART 1 | S2Ep. #7 Part 2 | Today on Husbands of Changsha Seoul: Episode #8 Dreamies Special The first ever Chenle & Jisung Show episode premieres today, where both boys give us the rundown on what's happened so far and what we missed. **Chenle & Jisung's request: "This is a callout for the producer to do their work from now on and put us on the show more and reveal that secret son already!!** ***"Thank you, Jisung and Chenle" - From the producers***

Ahhh! I updated, finally. Anyway, sorry it took so long for me to update. Bye! Like always, sorry if I used your video to screencap. Please don't take this seriously, it's just a joke that will never ever go away. Have a great day! (Lol sorry I didn't know what to say but yeah. Hope you like it. Bye!!)

[kittychen]

It’s hard to keep secrets from those who know you too well  //  ∞

[incorrectk-pop]

American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?

Every Kpop boy asked that:

[littleprincehyun]

Baekhyun actually said he feels good when he hears the other members are good at singing but the translation got messed up 💀

[junmyeoneyesmile]

things exo say that seems like fake subs but aren’t [1/∞]

[cosmiclatte28]

superm 🥺💖

This cookie clip of superm guessing thai words is best 🤣🤣 they're united by the word dinosaur and Kai plus Yong are losing it 🤣🤡 i swear my stomach hurts and my gum dries for laughing too much!!

Recommended for your next watchlist (if you haven't watched it... if you've watch it.. rewatching it will still be fun)

And this Kai being a whipped of Taeyong's beauty 🤣🤣

best mtopia moments and subtitles ... i haven't include the funnier ones like how the editors call Baekhyun the clown of Mtopia 😭✌

I mean just read the subtitles it's enough to make you cry from laughing and cry for knowing it was super short 😭😭😭

(OKAY THIS WAS LONG RUSTING IN MY DRAFT BUT I WANT TO POST THIS HAHAHHA)

“NCT is my playground, EXO is home, but SuperM is a whole feeling of “having friends in your home that felt like your own siblings and cousins coming over” “ cosmic_latte28 

 pardon my failed attempt to make a touchy quotes

[exo-cosmiclatte]

Suho: So I need you to look after everyone while I'm away.

Baekhyun: I'm your guy.

Suho: You need to make sure the members aren't doing dumb things.

Baekhyun: I might be your guy.

Suho: And you need to watch out for spoilers!

Baekhyun: I am definitely not your guy.

[loveeverydae]

Baekhyun: "Jeez Suho that's your 15th apple today. It's like you've got some obses-"

Suho: "🙄🙄?"

Baekhyun: "-Addiction. You have an addiction."

Suho: "Damn it Baekhyun I didn't eat 15 apples today for you to ruin my joke."

[geostigmakid]

dumb

kyungsoo: jongdae, did you wash the plates?

jongdae: might slipped my mind, mianhe~

kyungsoo: u lazy DUMBass

~

jongdae: wait, so you shouldn't be eating tidepods at all?

junmyeon: wanna die? it's for laundry, you DUMB

~

minseok: i am having the sudden crave for ice cream in this winter,'dae, even if it's the DUMBest thing to do right now

jongdae: u know what- FINE

jongdae: I'M THE DUMBEST BEING IN THIS FUCKING PLANET

jongdae: YES I'M DUMB so will u do me now?

minseok:

chanyeol: oh i have the right song, smooth as fuck comrade

chanyeol: ♫♫ dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb ♫♫

jongdae: oh for the love of-

~

~ (song's red velvet's to those who don't know lol sorry)

[kittychen]

Really? Right in front of my salad?   //  ∞

[ego-like-sandwich]

EXO thoughts when they took this pic

Sehun: Junmyeon promised me a bubble tea if I smile

Baekhyun: omfg Sehun is touching your shoulder, keep calm Baekhyun, KEEP CALM

Jongdae: fuck I forgot my sunglasses

Minseok: my hair. My beautiful fuckin hair. Where the hell is my tequila

Junmyeon: Wait, where is Jongin? Fuck, did we forget him in the restaurant again?

Kyungsoo: ew, I touched Chanyeol. Need to wash my hands

Chanyeol:ʰⁱˢ ˡⁱˡ ʰᵃⁿᵈ ⁱˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵒˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵐᶠᵍ ʰᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ

[kpopyourcherryy]